#Mostly I show up watch the movie eat popcorn and then leave.

[spice-ghouls]

I'm at my horror movie club sitting and waiting for the movies to start.

[wifeyoozi]

Kim Mingyu : Best Friend Rule 57

w.c : 1.6 k ┊ synopsis : the 57th rule of the bestfriend rule book states, "thou must giveth a head to thy bestie in the time of need." ┊ content warning : smut ,, best friends to ...?? ,, blowjobs ,, gn!reader ,, coming down the throat

a/n : mdni !! not completely beta read. This is just me being horny af for mingyu recently.

This is fine, Mingyu thinks. He has shared rooms before. He has shared rooms with you before as well – with his best friend and, for a long while now, his crush. He could do this. He forces his focus on the sappy rom-com movie playing on the cable TV in the hotel room from the fact that you are pressed closed against him on the hotel bed, sharing packet popcorn with him. You are mostly eating it, he's barely even watching the movie.

Some time ago after you settled on the bed beside him, you'd huddled over to him, “Gyu, scoot over. The TV is kinda weird, I can't see properly unless I'm looking right from the centre,” You said as you snuggled against him.

Snuggled against him, until you were pressing your bare thighs to his clothed ones and your arms pressed up till there was a thin sweaty layer in between, your head resting on his shoulder.

He tried to change his position a little, gripping on the comforter tighter around his waist, just hoping you wouldn't notice his, well, little developing problem in his sweatpants.

The movie ended too soon after that and you sighed, “fun movie to waste a Saturday on, no?”

Mingyu hums, about to suggest another movie, because he's a sucker in love who'd spend two more hours suffering in silence in his pants to spend some quality time with his crush.

Instead, you opened your phone screen, reading a text, “uh, the team is doing a campfire night, you wanna join? They brought beer and all.”

“Uhm, no I'll pass tonight. A little tired,” Mingyu said with a smile as you stood up and yawned, stretching your limbs a little. The last thing he wants is to take his little problem outside this room to the rest of the coed basketball team. He'd never heard the end of it from soonyoung, and the thought alone makes him wanna die already.

He watched as you stretched your arms, your shirt sticking tight to your chest, your nipples pebbled under prominently visible. He has never looked away faster. Were you not wearing anything under that flimsy shirt? Were you planning to go to the rest of the team like that? The thought simultaneously made mingyu jealous and turned on and he tried not to let either show up on his face.

“Alright, suit yourself! Don't miss me too much,” you said, winking playfully as you walked outside the room, closing the door behind you.

Mingyu let out a big breath he didn't know he had been holding. He shakes his head before getting up and leaving to the bathroom briefly to get the box of tissues papers. He didn't have lube – of course he wouldn't bring one to his college’s basketball team picnic – so his spit would have to do.

He sighed, taking his aching dick out finally. It's not his ideal style. The bedsheet is scratchy and cold and the headboard hits his head at an awkward angle, but he shifts himself till he's fairy comfortable.

He pulls his shirt to his armpits, fingers of his one hand brushing over his nipple as he spits over his other hand and takes his dick. He gives himself a few lazy strokes, trying to bring his dick to a full erection. He glanced over to where you say beside him, impulsively grabbing your pillow and putting it against his face. Just as he imagined, your perfume lingered on the fabric of it.

He wasn't in a hurry, he knew you would take time if you were going to drink with the boys. He had plenty time.

He thought of you as he stroked himself sensually, occasionally reaching up and flicking and pinching his nipples. He feels intoxicated by your scent in him. He tugs off his boxers till it's pooled around his ankles. He slowly increases his speed, his thumb pressing over the tip where the precum leaked.

He was getting closer to his releasing, your name softly leaving his lips in whimpering whispers.

He heard the door open. Shit.

He has the exact time to either pull down his shirt or pull up his pants before you'd be face to face with him.

Not being able to think properly with his fogged mind, he chose to pull down his shirt instead, leaving his fisted cock out in the open for you to see when you entered.

Your eyes widened, a brown bag in your hand, “i, uhm, thought that, uhm, I'd get us some take out.”

You're flustered, but not as much as him. He is completely frozen, his hand doing little to hide anything about the size or hardness of his cock.

“I-i uhm,”

“That's okay!” You rushed in to say, “I, uhm, I'm your age too! People have, err, urges! That's completely normal, y’know.”

Mingyu is strongly aware of your gaze over his penis as you keep the bag of take out on the floor and climb on the bed beside him. He retreats back of shyness, bringing his knees closer to conceal himself a little.

“Fuck,” he mutters under his breath, “uhm, y/n-”

“Shit, you're, like, so big, mingyu,” you chuckle breathily, pushing his knee away. Mingyu would almost think that it was yet one of his sick fantasies, except it wasn't. Mingyu was aware and proud of his well endowed body, but he never knew the things it would do to him hearing it from you. Suddenly mingyu didn't know what words were.

“Should I help you?” you ask him as if you were offering coffee, “friends help each other, right?”

Friends help each other. Friends help each other with a fucking erections.

“Y/n,” mingyu shudders as your finger gently hovers over his red angry tip. He'd meant to say, don't say stuff you don't mean or will regret later. Instead, the words that slip his tongue are, “don't tease.”

You chuckle slightly, “okay, gyu, I won't,” taking a firm grip of his cock above his own fist. A breathy moan leaves his lips. You meet his eyes once, staring deep before looking back at his dick, “gyu, do you think I can fit your dick in my mouth?”

And that is how kim mingyu (born 1997, sex male) died at the tender age of 21. The team would have to carry his body tomorrow. His tomb stone would say, died of blowjob offers. Mingyu thinks – nevermind, Mingyu can't think anymore. His brain is fogged up with the thought of your pretty pink lips around his cock. Fuck.

“You can try,” he mutters softly. He takes his hand off his dick, allowing you full access. You pushed your hair back and wrapped your soft lips around his head. No foreplay, no kitten licks, no jerking him off. You took him in his mouth directly, pushing your head down till you felt his dick filling up your mouth.

You sucked on the length in your mouth, wrapping your hand the remainder of what you couldn't fit in your mouth. Mingyu groaned, his hands grippinng the sheets tightly. Your mouth was hot and warm and wet. So fucking wet. Your technique is a bit sloppy, but mingyu loves it nonetheless. He'd love anything with you and his dick in a single picture.

You take out his dick from your mouth, looking up at him with red lips and flushed face. Fuck, are you pretty.

“Shit, I didn't know it was this hard,” you say, chuckling, “sucking a dick, I mean. You are as hard as it can be.”

“You've… never given a blowjob before?”

“No, why would I?” It was a dumb question on his end, dumber on yours. Neither of you was thinking straight about it though, so it's fine.

“friends can help each other,” he thoughtlessly echoed your words.

“Well, not any friend,” you chuckled. “You're my best friend, gyu!”

Mingyu momentarily wondered if you were even hearing yourself. It felt like a unspoken bestie rule mingyu was unaware about till now, that you must give your best friend a head in time of need. Because you seemed so serious like this was a normal best-friends activity to do, casually sucking their dick.

“Can you shift here? The angle is awkward like this, I think I can take it better if I kneel in front of you,” you tell him, motioning towards the end of the bed. He nods without even bothering to think, shifting at the edge of the bed till his legs hungoff the bed. You shifted on the floor, in between his legs. You looked up at him, taking his leaking erection in your hand and placing it in your mouth.

You forced your gag reflexes to relax and took him as deep in your throat as you could, till your nose was buried in his pubic hair. You sucked him off genuinely, eyes staring deep into his the whole time. He held your hair back, guiding your head to bob up and down on him. He threw his head back, moaning shamelessly despite being aware of the cheap hotel walls as he recieved what felt like one of the best blowjobs he's ever had.

It didn't take long for him to cum spilling down your throat.

“Shit, I'm sorry,” he took out his dick as you choked on his cum, the remainder of it spurting on your lips and cheeks. You coughed a little but swallowed his cum. Mingyu looked at you with wide eyes, realising what you did.

You grab a tissue paper from the bedside table and wipe your mouth. You flash him a smile, “I'll take a quick shower and then we could continue watching another movies while eating the take outs. Why don't you pick this time?”

“Aren't you going for the drinks by the bonfire with the rest of the team?” Mingyu asks dumbly.

“Nahh, I'll pass. Soonyoung and Chan always end up getting super drunk, causing a mess,” you say, getting up to head to the shower.

If Mingyu saw a super wet spot in your shorts and that made his dick twitch, it's nobody's business.

Though he would be down to give you a head if you needed it after your shower. Isn't that what the besties do after all!

[gojocumdumpster]

Spending the day with them Ohma,raian,agito, kaolan

(Not ohma for the people who didn’t know) ⬇️

Spending the day with Ohma would be like:

Well, at first at first you thought he wasn’t going to spend time with you since he always busy training that’s until you heard. “Get up and put some clothes on”

He ends up taking you to an all you can eat buffet the whole table was full of plates I wonder why. You were still on your 1st plate while he was on his 100 3rd plate.

That’s until he went to the dessert bar and saw the ice cream machine. It was about 9inches long and was leaning to the side. (woah pause😭)

Atleast 20 people stared at you guys mostly ohma like y’all haven’t ate in years.

After that he takes you to his personal gym and you guys work out together.

He studies you a lot when you’re not looking but as soon as you look at him he continues with what he was doing.

He’ll even let you sit on his back while he does push-ups.

You guys left and went home to take a shower Ohma wanted to take a shower with you horny ass

he scrubs your back helps you wash your hair and in return you do the same with him

probably got soap in your eye cause of him

You guys putting on matching Pjs and watch Netflix and sleep….

Raian

Bakugo 2.0 however you spell his name

Spend the day with Raian would be like:

You literally had to beg him to stop training and spend the day with you selfish ass he had a attitude about it but gave in cause he loves you. I think..

He wanted to ask if you wanted to workout with him but he could tell what the answer was gonna be no just by the deadly side eye you gave him 👀

He ends up taking you to a park you guys rode those boats you have to peddle he said “leave it to me”.

Next thing you know you almost got whiplashed from how fast we was peddling

On the trail walk/ride he kept complaining about the bugs

He was at least 2 miles ahead of you trying to run from the mosquitoes

He kept scaring children with that gremlin face

At the end you guys went home showered and he was knocked out.

Agito hot dilf

Spending the day with Agito would be like:

Now this giant teddy bear may look like he acts like Raian but he’s really not well not with his s/o

You guys end up going to the movies together to watch a horror film

He wore decent clothing and you guys headed out you guys went to watch The new Scream movie which you’re scared of. No worries the dilf is here!

You guys got your drinks and popcorn and went to find your seat it was a tight squeeze for Agito cause he’s to thick.

Thank god y’all sat up high cause he would’ve blocked a lot of people. Last time there someone had a problem and I'm sure the Scream movie came to life..

He didn’t think to much of the movie as he thought of it as a joke.

He had a straight face the whole time and was side eyeing you like “What the hell are you doing”

You griped on his biceps as jumpscares were coming.

He was ready to go the moment he saw someone’s popcorn flying. It took so much for him to not grab you and leave.

You asked him if the movie was good and he was looking at you like:

You guys went home showered and cuddled.

Kaolan

Spending the day with Kaolan would be like:

He’s probably the best out them maybe

He texted you ahead of time to get ready

Kaolan🫶🏾: Hey honey, get ready at 7:30pm I want to take you somewhere.

Y/n: Okay!!!!

You were done and ready and looked fabulous he had just texted you that he was outside.

You speed walked out the door and saw a Limo with him holding the door. I wish that was me😤

He took you to a fancy restaurant 5 stars he wanted to take your here because it served some of his home country food.

You guys walked in and you expected to be out there but he has made reservations for a private dinner.

You guys already ordered food and it had just came out after a few minutes. He ordered his favorite meal and you ordered Pad Thai noodles. The bill was at least $432

You guys enjoy your night out and head home to bathe each other and watch TV shows…

[alastor-simp]

Watching Horror Movies With Kalim and Vil

Here is part 2 of the dorm leaders watching horror movies with the reader. I could only get Kalim and Vils part done today. Been busy with studying and also having some writers block. Enjoy :)

Kalim Al-Asim☀️ + Stephen King It🤡

☀️This cutie was already saying "yes" before you could even finish your sentence. Kalim loved spending time with you, as he loved learning more about you and how different your world was from his, so the minute you wanted to do something with him, he would always say yes

☀️Asking Kalim over to your dorm was easy enough, but you know telling Jamil would be a struggle. Jamil was hostile towards anyone that gets near Kalim as he knows that many people are after his family for their wealth. He has gotten a bit better after his blot incident and his relationship with Kalim has improved, so maybe there might be a chance for Kalim to come. Surprisingly, Jamil allowed for you to invite Kalim over to your dorm, but to text him if Kalim decided to sleep over,

☀️After leaving Scarabia, you rushed over to your dorm to prepare for the movie night with Kalim. You draped comfortable blankets all over the couch, set up some candles, and prepared a table full of sweets and popcorn for you and him to enjoy. You knew how much Kalim loved coconut, so you made some coconut chocolate bars for him to enjoy.

☀️Kalim had arrived 10 minutes early on his magic carpet. He was too excited about today that he couldn't wait and rushed over. Tackling you in a hug, he thanked you for inviting him for a fun night. He then sat on the couch and asked what exactly were you both going to do. Heading over to the TV, you inserted the movie inside and went back to the couch and sat next to Kalim. You told him you wanted to have a horror movie night and watch a movie that was very popular from your world. Jumping in joy, Kalim hugged you again, letting you know how excited he was about the movie, as he turned towards the screen.

☀️A few minutes into the movie, you turned to see how Kalim was reacting to Georgie talking to It the Clown in the drain. His face was bright and smiling, not really afraid about the creepy clown. "Maybe he likes clowns?" You thought to yourself. The scene then switched to Georgie loosing his hand and being pulled down the drain, that's when you saw Kalim's smile drop, covering his eyes with his hands.

☀️Kalim was not expecting that at all, he thought it was going to be a simple horror movie with some ghosts since he was use to those types of movies, but not this. Kalim never thought a clown could be so terrifying after watching that scene.

☀️Kalim was cowering in fear, grasping the pillow so tightly as if he was choking it. Leaning in closer towards you, he bumped his shoulders next to yours, seeking some comfort. Draping your arm behind Kalim, you pulled him closer and had him lay his head on your lap. You felt very guilty for how scared Kalim was from the movie, so you decided the best you could do was comfort him as you both continued to watch the movie. Placing your hand on his white hair, you petted his head, silently telling him it was okay.

☀️Relaxing, Kalim adjusted on your lap, leaning his head more towards your hand, wanting more pets. All of his fear had vanished out of thin air, your kind actions making him relax. The movie continued to play, and there were some moments where you felt Kalim twitch on your lap, mostly like jumping in fear from the jump scares in the movie, but he was more calmer then he was before. Reaching towards the table, you handed Kalim one of the coconut bars and told him to enjoy them, as nothing beats eating sweet treats when watching a scary movie

☀️Flavors of chocolate and coconut filled his mouth, making Kalim hum in delight, he thanked you for the treat and reached his hand for a couple more, handing one to you as well. The movie continued to play, showing the losers club defeating It and overcoming their fears. The end credits started to play and you grabbed the remote and turned the TV off. Leaning up a bit from the couch, you asked Kalim if he enjoyed the movie, but silence was all you got as a response. Worryingly, you wondered if Kalim was upset at you for putting on a horror movie, You tapped his head, asking him if he was okay, but then you heard the sound of him snoring.

☀️He had gotten so comfortable, laying on your lap that he fallen asleep. Chuckling to yourself, you pet his head again, then grabbed one of the blankets from the couch and draped it over him. Not wanting to wake him up, you decided to stay in that position on the couch. You grabbed your phone and texted Jamil to let him know that Kalim was sleeping over, and that you would bring Kalim back in the morning. Turning off your phone, you placed your head back against the couch, getting ready to fall asleep, but not before placing your hand back on Kalim's head.

Vil Schoenheit🪞 + Child's Play🔪

🪞A hard "no" was what you were expecting when you asked Vil. You having "the Vil Schoenheit" at your dorm watching a horror movie with you, the chances of that having were a million to one. You knew Vil was a actor, a model, and a internet celebrity, and he has probably seen and acted in so many movies, that watching a horror movie was probably not going to affect him in any way, but you still wanted to spend time with him.

🪞Before, Vil would have downright reject you and walked away without a care in the world. After the events of his overblot, his impression of you had changed dramatically, he saw how courageous you were when dealt with certain situations, including the overblots yet you had a heart of gold and still forgave everyone including him after the events. You were the one that told him that there was more to him then just his beauty, letting him know that if he ever needed a time to just relax and get away from the spotlight for a minute, he could come to you.

🪞Vil was left stunned after you said that to him, and slowly but surely he started to admire you and consider you a good friend, but he really wish you would follow through on your beauty routines, cause he knew there was nothing worse then dealing with dry skin and your dorm did not help with that, despite having remodeled it. Vil noticed you fidgeting in front of him, twiddling your fingers in front of him, cheeks aflame. Chucking at your cute actions, Vil agreed to the movie night, but he reminded you that they both had to go to bed at a certain time since lack of sleep wasn't good for your health. Nodding your head at Vil, he smiled and patted your head, before strutting away.

🪞After classes ended, you ran towards Ramshackle and started to get ready for your movie night with Vil. You wanted it to be perfect so you had gotten the softest blankets and draped them over the couch. You had set up some scented candles, to add a little effect during the movie, but also give off a refreshing scent for you and Vil to relax with. Knowing how strict Vil is with what he eats, you banned using sweets and decided to make some fruit and veggie trays with dip along with some freshly made smoothies, as they were Vil's favorite.

🪞Hearing a knock from the door, you rushed towards the door, opening it to see Vil standing outside, dressed in fancy lounge wear, and holding a bag that looked to contain beauty products and face masks. Vil came aside, thanking you for opening the door, along with saying if they were going to have a movie night, might as well include some self care activities as well. Both of you headed towards the living room, and got comfortable. Vil gave you a look of approval at the food on the table as he was satisfied that you didn't include any junk food, even giving you a kiss on the cheek as a thank you when you handed him his smoothie.

🪞After painting your nails and putting on some face masks, you and Vil laid back on the couch, as you pressed play on the remote, starting the movie. Vil seemed a little surprised as he didn't recognize this movie before, but when you told him that it was a horror classic from your world, he just nodded and turned back to the screen.

🪞Few minutes into the movie, Vil wasn't very satisfied with the movie, he did like the atmosphere of the movie, but he didn't it all that scary, and already knew that the killer was the child, Andy. The movie proved Vil wrong, as the doll was the killer and had come to life when the mother of the movie confronted the living doll, and reacted by attempting to kill her. This shook Vil a bit as he couldn't imagine a inanimate object, coming to life and killing everyone.

🪞He was starting to enjoy the movie bit by bit and started to apperciate the little things in the movie, including the actor who voiced the doll, "Chucky." He turned towards you and saw you clutching on to the pillow, shaking in fear. Smiling softly, he pulled you closer towards him, having you lean against his chest, but not to close as you still on the face mask on. You thanked Vil and proceeded to watch the movie as it was nearing towards the ending.

🪞Chucky was finally shot and killed by the detective in the movie, but not before saying "Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?" line. The credits started to roll and you relaxed, happy the movie was over. "You have seen this movie before, correct? Surely you knew what to expect when you watched it again?" Vil said, as he was watching you take the face mask on your face. You told Vil that even despite having seen the movire before, the main villain still scared you as it had frightened you so much when you were younger .

🪞Vil laughed, shaking his head at you, finding your reasoning adorable. After he had removed his face mask, he headed back to the living room, seeing you lay down and place a blanket over yourself. Questioning what you were doing, you told Vil that he probably wouldn't like sleeping on the couch, so you offered him your bed.

🪞Not satisfied with your reasoning, Vil arched a finger at you, telling you to come towards him. Getting up from the couch, you walked towards Vil, as he grabbed your hand and walked with you towards the bedroom. Entering your room, Vil had you sit on the bed, but not before turning you face up towards him, by lifting your chin with his hand. "I will not have you sleep on the couch. We can share the bed." Vil said, as he removed his hand from your chin, turning off the bedroom lights and making his way to the other side of the bed.

🪞Realizing that you had no choice in the matter, you got under the covers, turning to the side, with your back facing Vil. Shuffling sounds could be heard, as you felt Vil move around on the bed. Arms wrapped around you, pulling you closer to Vil. as his chest was against your back. Flushing, you realized he was spooning you but you said nothing and continued to lay in your position.

🪞Breathing sounds could be heard next to you, as Vil positioned his head against yours. Vil leaned closer, whispering into your ear "Thank you for tonight, Y/N. I really enjoyed it." Blushing, you told Vil you were happy he had fun, as you relaxed your body, getting cozy in his embrace. Couple of minutes went by and the both of you fell asleep on the bed.

[yourtypagirl1]

Christian As A Girl Dad (Headcanon)

Christian Yu/DPR IAN [Fluff]

The moment that Christian becomes a father, his whole world would change. He would put his daughter before and above, anything and everyone else. She would be an important part of his life, just like his mother and his first daughter, Lori.

Christian has a lot of symbolic and meaningful tattoos. There’s no doubt that he would get a tattoo to commemorate the birth of his daughter.

He would melt into a puddle of mush for his daughter. His daughter would be, “the apple of his eye,” “his whole world,” “his little princess,” and Christian would make sure she knew that.

Christian is a very affectionate person, and he would not fail to constantly tell his daughter, “I love you” or “Appa, loves you.” He would show his love with many hugs, kisses on the cheek, and kisses on the forehead.

Christian would want to share with his daughter, some of the things that shaped his childhood and left a good impression on him as a kid. For example, Christian has fond memories of going to the circus as a kid. He would want to take his daughter to the circus too, and buy her popcorn and cotton candy. He would introduce to his daughter, some of the movies he grew up watching like, “Wizard of Oz” and “Dumbo.” And without a doubt, he would take his daughter to see “Cats,” which was the very first musical he saw as a kid.

Christian would be the kind of father who makes a snack for himself and his daughter, right before bedtime. Maybe a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, split down the middle, one half for himself and the other half for his daughter. Served with a glass of milk.

He would be the kind of father who would allow his daughter to paint his nails, and put make up on his face. And he would dress up with her for a make-believe tea party, and sit at the table with all her stuffed animal friends.

His parenting style wouldn’t be too strict, but it also wouldn’t be too lenient either. He would be in the middle. He would scold her when he needs to and wouldn’t overly spoil her.

He would be the type of parent who of course, wants to make sure his child is getting all the nutrients she needs to grow healthy and strong. He would make sure she is eating plenty of vegetables and fruits. And although, he would mostly want her to eat proper meals, he would allow her to have things like pizza and chocolates every once in a while. He isn’t the type of parent to completely eliminate this from her life. Besides, Christian likes to eat pizza too, every once in a while.

Christian would be sure to read his daughter a bedtime story every night, or possibly tell her a story if she asks for one. Maybe even sing her a song on occasion. After putting her to sleep, he’d make sure her night light is turned on, and leave the door to her room ajar, in case she needs him in the middle of the night to scare away the monsters.

Because of Christian’s love for music, it is certain that his daughter would be raised with an extensive knowledge of it. He might even teach his daughter to play a few instruments if it really piques her interest.

In regards to language, Christian would teach his daughter to speak both English and Korean from an early age. He would want his daughter to be able to speak both languages interchangeably, with much more ease than himself.

Aside from teaching his daughter the Korean language, he would also want her to know more about their Korean culture.

Having lived in Australia throughout his childhood and adolescence, and then in Korea throughout his twenties, he would want to take his daughter to visit both countries.

Christian seems to value women who have qualities such as, independence and strength. He would raise his daughter to be this way. He wouldn’t want his daughter to be completely dependent on him or any other man for that matter. There are times when it would be ok to be a bit vulnerable. But there are times when he would have to show some tough love, depending on the situation.

Christian would be the kind of parent to constantly give his daughter advice, give her words of encouragement, teach her valuable life lessons, and most importantly, he would teach her self-love.

Christian would be the type of father who gets a bit teary-eyed witnessing the biggest moments in his daughter’s life. From the day of her birth, to the day of her graduation, the day she goes off to college, and the day she gets married.

This was an anonymous request I received a couple of weeks ago. I don't typically take requests, however I really loved this idea and had to write it. Hope you enjoyed the read.

[pshenyasstuff]

Shotgun Man headcanons for relationships (+nsfw)

Notes: he is so adorable, oh my god. Sorry for my long absence. I'll try to show up more often. Hope you'll like it

I think his type is tall, but not too tall, even if he won't admit it. Let's just say his partner would be taller than him;

He is like a silly boy who tries to impress his partner when he is in love. Something like trying to hit a target with a shotgun while his lover watches. Or the endless requests to look at him when he arrests someone, like "I CAUGHT THEM, CAUGHT THEM!! ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING?";

Most likely one of those who is very jealous and hides it poorly. Literally as soon as he sees you with some other guy or woman who is not a member of your family, something immediately clicks in his head. Like an angry little dog, he will just jealously stand between you, demonstratively hugging you. He is such a baby, I swear. "WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I WAS PASSING BY";

Definitely laughs during violent scenes in horror movies, especially if there are gunshots;

By the way, his favorite place while watching such movies is next to you, preferably on your lap, or just sitting next to you, eating popcorn;

He is busy with work most of the time, but I think he is quite capable of combining you with his work;

His short height doesn't stop him from wanting to carry you around. At least if you're not too heavy;

He becomes even more agitated around you, although he is already, well... you get the idea;

He's definitely the one who makes your coffee run out faster;

His gifts are mostly ordinary, nothing special. Just candy, sometimes a bouquet of flowers. He enjoys quality time more than gift giving;

Definitely bragging about you to the Captain because you are both quite dear to him;

He is probably the one of you two who doesn't like the cold more, so in winter he prefers to go outside as little as possible, as far as his work allows. Unfortunately, slippery roads and ice are his weakness;

His experience of relationships is based only on either movies or magazines. Don't judge him harshly;

Prefers to sleep next to you if you both live together. However, he takes up most of the bed..And he's a big spoon. He likes to think that's how he keeps you safe at night;

He doesn't think much about marriage. In any case, he doesn't want to rush. But he won't be against it at all if you propose;

Apparently not very good at cooking. He would be genuinely grateful if you packed his lunch for him at work (he would eat every last crumb)

Nsfw

Switch, probably. He doesn't really care about his own position - the main thing is your comfort;

Well, and probably a virgin before meeting you, who before that could only occasionally jerk off to porn or just reading an erotic magazine;

Roleplaying with a cop and a criminal? Yes;

Not particularly picky about the size of breasts or butt;

In any case and in any position he will grab your hips;

If he's on top, he always looks extremely tired after the process, because he tried too hard to satisfy you. At least it's a cute tiredness, because at the same time he's an overly satisfied ass, especially if he made you moan loudly at least once;

Maybe a light spanking kink if you don't mind;

If we are talking about the bottom, then he is definitely not against pegging, cowgirl position and the like. The main thing is not to go overboard and choose the average size. Because during the process he moans too loudly and wriggles, throwing his legs on your hips;

Oh, yes, tousled hair, bright blush and beads of sweat appearing on his face. He's in seventh heaven;

Kissing too passionately despite inexperience + always leaves a couple of hickeys and bites on you;

When you first suggested pegging to him, he hesitated for a long time and refused because he was too embarrassed;

Bondage kink? Especially if you tighten the ropes on him? Yeah;

Yes, he likes a little rudeness towards himself sometimes. Oh, and if you pull his hair during sex;

Even if you don't try hard, he will moan fake to embarrass you;

He handles his fingers worse than his tongue. After all, he is such a chatterbox;

Maybe sex at work or a threesome with the Captain...Especially if you have a polyamorous relationship with them.

[rxmqnova]

Movie night

Y/N: 2 years old Billy and Tommy: 10 years old Wanda: mama Nat: mommy Story: Movie night on the compound… ——————————————————

NO ONE'S POV It's a movie night on the compound today. Everyone is so excited, especially Y/N as it's her first movie night ever. Wanda and Nat finally agreed that Y/N can go with them since the team is watching The Lion King.

Natasha dressed Y/N into pajamas, cause the little one will most definitely fall asleep during the movie. Meanwhile Wanda went to the kitchen to prepare Y/N's bottle as the little monkey is too small to eat popcorn with the others.

Once Y/N is ready to go, Natasha sits her little one onto her hip and makes her way into the cinema room where the movie will be played.

"Mommy, down" Y/N orders, trying to wiggle out of her mother's strong hold. Natasha stands Y/N on the ground and the little girl immediately runs towards her uncle Pietro, giving him a high five, and then runs to her auntie Yelena. "Up, Lena!" Y/N orders, putting her arms in the air wanting to be picked up. Yelena smiles, hooking her hands under Y/N's armpits and lifting her little niece onto her lap, giving her a cuddle. "Hi, Katie!" Y/N waves to Kate who's sitting next to her aunt.

"Hi, Y/N/N" Kate chuckles, waving the little girl back. "I like your pajamas" Kate smiles, giving Y/N's tummy a little tickle which makes Y/N giggle.

"It's Petey!" Y/N shouts happily, lifting her arms in the air and putting them back down. Y/N insisted on wearing her Spiderman pajamas which she got from Peter on her 2nd birthday. She's a big fan of Spiderman.

Natasha flops on the couch next to Yelena, leaving enough space for Wanda, Tommy and Billy beside her. The couches are big, so there's no need to worry someone wouldn't have a place to sit.

Tommy and Billy are already here, doing silly things with their uncle Pietro. Actually everyone is here, only waiting for Wanda to show up, so the movie could start. The only one who's not attending any team activities is Vision. He hasn't been since Wanda and Natasha announced Wanda's pregnancy with Y/N.

Wanda and Vision were married before, they even had Billy and Tommy together. However, Vision and Wanda's relationship wasn't really working after some time, so Wanda decided to end things. She moved on and found her happiness with Natasha.

"Hi, mama!" Y/N waves happily to her mama when Wanda sits down next to Natasha.

"Hi, baby" Wanda smiles, taking a hold of Y/N's little hand as the todler stretched it towards her, giving the small knuckles a rub with her thumb. Billy runs to the little family, taking a seat next to his mom while the other twin stays with his uncle Pietro. Billy cuddles up to Wanda on the side, already eating his popcorn.

Y/N being curious about what's her brother eating, she moves from Yelena's lap onto Natasha's. "Mama" Y/N points at Billy's popcorn wanting to taste it.

"No, baby. Y/N/N has something way better" Wanda smiles, giving Y/N her bottle and hoping it would satisfy her little one. Y/N reaches for the bottle happily, immediately starting to drink her milk and mumbling how her milk is better than Billy's popcorn.

The movie finally starts and everyone is watching peacefully. Y/N's drinking her milk while Natasha's hands are wrapped around the small body, protectively holding her little daughter. It doesn't take long until the little one closes her eyes, falling asleep and dropping the bottle which falls on the floor. Wanda smiles, lifting the empty bottle and taking a blanket to put it over her little daughter before pressing a kiss to her little forehead.

"Sweet dreams, my little monkey. Mama loves you" Wanda whispers to her little daughter while Natasha smiles, kisses the top of her little girl's head and tightens her grip over her little one protectively. Y/N is more of a mommy's girl. She loves her moms equally, but Wanda's time is mostly taken by Billy and Tommy, so the little one usually goes to her mommy if anything is wrong.

The movie ends and everyone starts heading to their rooms. Wanda goes to tuck in her boys while Natasha heads to her bedroom with sleeping Y/N in her arms. Natasha places her sleeping daughter to the middle of the bed, whispering 'sweet dreams, I love you so much, детка' and pressing a kiss to her little one's forehead before heading to the bathroom to do her night routine.

Meanwhile Wanda comes in, putting on her pajamas and joining Natasha in the bathroom. Once the two mothers are ready for bed, they slip next to Y/N on each side, both pressing a kiss to Y/N's forehead once again before pecking each other's lips with a kiss for a good night.

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WandaNat masterlist

Masterlist

[iamthecomet]

-wiping down your ask box with lysol wipes- I have a cold.

I come bearing wholesome ghoul thoughts this evening.

Rain and Dew have been binge watching Ghibli movies, and some Disney films, on tour, mostly because Dew has only seen a couple, and Rain wanted to watch Ponyo.

Well, Aeon/Phantom has never seen any of them before.

Something, something, they make him watch Spirited Away and he's just between the two of them crying, like big ol' tears and a sniffly nose.

They watch two more movies and Aeon is inconsolable, because, "They make me feel good, but so sad!"

Also his reaction to a certain moment in From Up On Poppy Hill has him almost leaving the room entirely, much like I did during a showing of it at the art museum.

Anyway, at some point they drag the others into the mix and it just becomes part of their nightly routine to watch one together.

-continues cleaning on the way out-

*hands you a steaming mug of tea* I hope you feel better soon. Oh I love the idea of them showing Aeon classic Disney and Ghibli films. I love that they're blank slates when it comes to those childhood movies when they're summoned. And just the excitement the older summons must feel about showing new summons their favorite movies. They definitely make it a big production of a movie night too. Double header Disney nights, and Aeon and Aurora are just staring at the screen with big wide eyes. Mesmerized and blindly eating a bowl of popcorn between them. Crying against the ghouls next to them when sad things happen. Begging for more movies even as they're sobbing because they just hurt so good.

Slice of life ghouls make me so happy, and I love stuff like this. You know they have lots and lots of movie nights.

[dogcodedcatboy]

rrandom roman headcanons / traits / inane rambling cause im thinkin about him. some of these r supported by canon, some are literally just me playing toys. i have probably mentioned this all before. but. dont caare.

- roman likes sci-fi/space media. robots, ai, aliens. big fan. this is all of course written off by him as nerd shit but he secretly enjoys it. definitely more of a star Wars guy instead of a Star trek guy (who gives a fuck abt space diplomacy??? therr better be explosions + shitty cgi spaceship fights or hes getting bored and walking away from the tv). alien is one of his favorite horror movies. probably watched westworld.

- ik its like a throwaway in the show that he's given the rocket launch to be in charge of but i think itd be cute if he actually liked space. not that he knows anything about the science i just think he thinks its neat. has definitely fallen asleep on the couch to some space documentaries

- other media tastes include whodunits/mysteries. not necessarily for the murder part (i think he prefers heists bc they are less gory and more silly). he really likes the interactive aspect of bothering his boyfriend getting to guess how the story will end

- i think he is v v squeamish abt blood/gore irl and with media. less so his own but others. not very helpful if someone nearby is injured, the most he can offer is some mild reassurances but could never, like, provide any helpful first aid. he hides his face in aarons shoulder when a movie is particularly gory.

- roman has adhd (among other things) and has a hard time focusing on certain tasks. he gets bored easily and just kind jumps from thing to thing. he also loses his stuff frequently and benefits immensely from having a type-a lunatic following him around and keeping track of where he leaves his keys and wallet.

-he's not /messy/ per say. he likes his spaces immaculately neat (because,. hes always had housekeepers...) in absence of that he is Kinda bad at keeping things under control and is woefully unprepared to be a human due to the chronic and incurable rich dandyboy disease. grossed out by washing dishes. has definitely fucked up somehow and flooded aarons apartment while trying to use the washing machine.

- he cannot cook to save his life. again. personal chef, never had to do it for himself. obviously knows how to like. boil pasta and stuff but is so horrifically bad at it. he only needs to employ the tiniest bit of weaponized incompetence and aaron will take over anyway

- roman likes crunchy salty snacks (chips/pretzels/popcorn/etc) but also has a sweet tooth :3c he likes mostly fruity sweets, sour candy, baked goods with berries + lemons and stuff like that. i think he likes mocha, or really any use of espresso in desserts. BIG fan of salty sweet combo ... salted caramel is a favorite. also anything w nuts. he loves hazelnut in particular (nutella right out of the jar in moments of weakness) ... also floral flavors

- he's not a picky eater per say. he's open to eating a lot of different stuff bc he grew up traveling. but his tastes are /expensive/. aaron can easily get him to try weird foods if they're somewhere fancy, but had to literally bribe him in to trying fuckin panda express (even tho he loves noodles. the chain restaurant for commoners is too scary)

[brookiidookiii]

any jock hcs? or about jo and brick individually?

TOTALLY someone asked for jo individually so ill do her next.

When Brick and Jo move in together Jo would let Brick decorate the house because she doesn't care for decorating and Brick has some fashion school experience so why not. He probably knows a thing or two about decorating. until she gets back home and sees everything is camo print

The only thing they’d know how to properly decorate is their at home gym. It’s the fanciest room in the house too

Or if they don’t have space for a little home gym they put their treadmill in the living room and call it a day.

Movie nights between them would be so difficult because all Brick ever wants to watch is his war movies and Jo at first really isn’t interested in what he wants to watch at all. But once she realizes that they’re actually gorey and include a lot of death and stuff that’s when she gets invested

Fashion is such a jock thing too. I’d imagine he’d stick with his main military career path goal but he takes fashion design courses as a side hobby and of course for assignments he uses Jo as a model for designing clothes. atp All her outfits in her closet are designed or picked out by him lol

And he’d find it so fun to take her shopping too. He makes her try on all the clothes he’d think look good on her and it's so annoying

They’d totally adopt an animal together too. German shepherd 1000%% and it’ll only listen to Jo when she asks it to do tricks. When Brick tries it just asks like it doesn’t understand him which makes him sad 

Or alternatively Brick already has a dog (German shepherd) and when Jo meets it she starts to like the dog more than she likes Brick. And the dog is so smug about it too

I feel like everyone forgets Jo kind of has a soft side for Brick. Sort of and not really like in ep4 “Brick take my hand!!!” right after talking about how we’re gonna leave everyone behind if they abandon us. Plus the music playing in the background and the closeup on their hands and her tone of voice omfg. Like she’ll be helping him bandage his wounds while also reprimanding him for tripping on his shoelaces and skinning his knee. She could never admit how much she actually cares about him.

Like her goal is to make him mad at her and get him to lose his shit and see what it’ll take to get him pissed not make him cry or actually sad. That’s not funny to her

After the show they don’t text at all so Jo’s mad Brick’s ghosting her but then she finds out he’s not allowed to use his phone at military academy (which I imagine is some kind of private boarding school) so he sends her letters instead which is 10x cringier and she love-hates it. He’s so into stereotypical corny romantic gestures too and he thinks he’s so smug and hot while doing it too. Jo thinks it’s dumb in a charming way but mostly dumb

Jo’s also cringy too she’s one of those people who puts her hand on her boyfriends waist when they’re in public

Them having to share a bed is also funny because of Brick’s entire night light situation. Jo can’t sleep at all with it in the room so she just tells him to man up and sleep without it so they compromise that she has to hold him so he’ll fall asleep. They’re the type of couple who fights over the covers too

I imagine them getting together is so complicated. Because it starts out as this weird rivalry situationship where neither of them have ever had a relationship before so they don’t know what they’re doing and both of them are too prideful to ask the other out first. Brick’s the one who goes out of his way to ask her out on dates (and it’s always stuff like “hey i bet i can eat more popcorn than you at the movies.” EVERYTHING has to be a competition between them). He can’t say anything normal and somehow that’s more awkward than their mid argument makeout sessions. Maybe Brick and Jo wanna kiss and make up lives rent free in my head for the rest of my life. Then they finally make things “””official””” when they figure okay what we have going on isn’t platonic so might as well start dating. And also Jo finds out Brick’s been telling all his cadet buddies he and Jo have been dating so they go from there.

I imagine their first kiss is so unplanned too. Nothing romantic because when they’re in the middle of an argument they FINALLY kiss so it’s angry and not good because neither of them know what they’re doing at all. They’re horrible

To me jock is one of those ships that is def having kids in the future (honestly the only Jo ship I see having kids tbh). At first Jo would NEVER want kids but Brick’s the type who does but whatever Jo says. His motto’s happy wife happy life but they’d get into some argument once they’re married like “hypothetically if we did have kids I’d be the better parent” “No I would because you wouldn’t even want them” and from there they actually do have kids but not because they care about the joys of parenting but because they’re petty and want to show the other that they’d be the best parent. Jo actually regrets the decision lowkey but whatever in the end none of them win and they’re horrible parents because they argue way too much. Their kids hate them #lovewins. Either that or it’s a completely unplanned pregnancy so they have a shotgun wedding from there but either way they aren’t good parents. Idk why I’ve ranted so long about what if they had children but yeah

[doobnnoob-tf2]

HELLO DANIEL, how ya doing today? i’ve been reading your mercs headcanons for the last, uh, two days and they ARE SO SWEET, SO AMAZING, I’M COMING BACK TO MY TF2 BRAINROT BECAUSE OF YOU 😭

anyway, i'll get right to the point: i was watching the episode of bluey where bingo and bluey go to the cinema with their dad, and i was thinking, "how would each merc act on the cinema?". you'll get it if you watch the episode, but how does each class act in the movies? if you are unable to respond right now, please do not worry. i just wanted to express my admiration for you. alright, i’m leaving 😭🙏🏻

Scout: he either is the worst person to watch a movie with, or the others completely forget he's there because he was so quiet the whole time. there is no in between. if it's not something that catches and holds his attention, he'll be that obnoxious person people complain about the whole time. but if it does, he's glued to the screen. he constantly says horror movies don't bother him but the others see he leaves his lights on at night after seeing one

Soldier: he's banned from the local movie theater after receiving too many noise complaints. it doesn't stop him from showing up however. and every time he's reminded he can't enter, he goes on a long speech to the poor worker while they direct the line to just go around and ignore him. he just doesn't stop shouting at the characters about how poor their decision making skills are

Pyro: snacks galore. it's almost as if they just cleared out the entire concession stand. they always make sure they have one of the seats next to them as well to put all of their snacks.. that they won't be eating until they get back to the base and to their room

Demoman: he's super picky about seats. he wants fourth row and center seat. if he can't, he may be a bit grumpy during the whole movie. don't ask him why he's that serious about his seating, it always ends with him going on a rant about how he's tested every section of the theater and that's just the best

Heavy: he loves going to the movies, for any kind of genre. he has things he likes and dislikes about each. he mostly prefers going with at least one other on the team rather than by himself, but he will if he can't find anyone to go with him. he's usually the only one who can consistently get Scout to shut up and sit still during a movie

Engineer: he prefers hosting movie nights on the base rather than going out to a theater. it feels more like a group activity that way, rather than a stressful outing where they have to pay way too much for snacks and then everyone sits all around the theater rather than in a group anyway. he hosts weekly movie nights during the summer and they rotate who gets to pick what movie each week

Medic: he frequently gets invited to - and agrees to - going to see movies with the others. mostly Sniper to go see horror movies together because he wants to hear about how bad the gore is from a medical standpoint. the problem is, he forgets every single time and then busies himself and can't go. the only time he watches movies is when the whole team gets together to watch things on the projector together

Sniper: he frequently goes to the movies by himself. however, he always plans it on days where he knows there won't be that many people. both so he can happily prop his feet up on the seat in front of him, and so he can avoid dealing with people other than the concession staff. he isn't afraid to pelt the back of someone's head with popcorn kernels if they won't shut up during a movie

Spy: he prefers watching movies on the base. that way it can be paused and he can go step outside to smoke, or he can open and window and do the same while he keeps watching. if he really wants to go to a theater, there's always a point where he gets up and leaves for a few minutes. the others assume it's to have a smoke break, which is only partly true. the real truth is he's buying himself one of those jumbo bags of popcorn to take to his car and hide in the trunk for later

I feel so bad it took me forever to get to this I'm so sorry. I really appreciate that you enjoy (enjoyed? lol) the blog so much!

Admittedly, I'd just had a huge stint of hyperfocusing on my sideblog, @ask-the-tf2-mercs lol. It got a lot of attention all at once and I was getting a fuckton of asks over there so I neglected this blog to focus on keeping up with asks there. C':

But seriously, thank you and everyone who still enjoys this blog for enjoying it! It makes me happy that people like my goofy lil headcanons.

[tdoong15]

hello once again kai, am back lol. here to request toddler NaJeongMo regressing while hanging out with other members (you can choose what members) and are forced to go into caregiver mode and end up having a bluey or paw patrol marathon while eating snacks and colouring with there CGs

Hello again :D this sounds really nice!

Toddler!NaJeongMo, Cg!Sahyo

Warnings:none

Relaxing with Bluey

The original idea was to have a movie marathon since it's what everyone had agreed on without any arguments. So Nayeon, Jeongyeon, Momo, Sana and Jihyo had all brought in snacks and drinks for their movie marathon.

"I'm so glad that we're able to have this break from our schedules" Jihyo said which was net with a simultaneous agreement from the other girls. "Yeah, anyway let's get this marathon started!" Nayeon cheered. Sana then reached for the remote control and turned on Disney+ since they had some movies already saved.

Whilst Sana scrolled across the previously watched section, the infamous show called "Bluey" popped up on the screen which made NaJeongMo's eyes light up. "Can we watch Bluey please, mama?" Jeongyeon asked Sana. "Yeah! We wanna watch Bluey!" Momo agreed along with Nayeon who gave eager nods, it was clear to both Jihyo and Sana that the three girls had regressed. "Of course we can. We'll even watch it from the very beginning." Jihyo responded.

With that Sana turned on Bluey for the girls to watch instead of the movies they had planned. But halfway through the fifth episode Jeongyeon got up and started walking away. "What are you doing, Jeong?" Sana asked curiously since it was not normal for Jeongyeon to leave halfway through an episode of Bluey. "Just gettin' coloring books" She responded with a grin before she grabbed the markers and coloring books from the drawers. Jeongyeon then placed one in front of Nayeon and Momo before going on the floor to color in a photo of a dog.

"Puppies aren't green jeongie" Nayeon said when she pointed at the drawing. "'Nd bunnies ain't blue Nay" Jeongyeon rolled her eyes and continued to color in the dog picture. "Girls don't argue, any animal can be any color" Jihyo told them in a soft tone. Throughout the whole thing Momo sat with Sana, eating popcorn and occasionally drawing but mostly watching Bluey. "Look mama Bingo!" Momo pointed out her favorite character because she kinda looks like one of her own dogs, Dobby. "Wow I see her Momo" Sana said with a smile on her face.

After a few minutes Jeongyeon and Nayeon settled their argument and agreed with Jihyo whilst they went back to watching Bluey. The room was filled with laughter and cheers throughout the rest of the show with the occasional rustling from grabbing snacks.

I hope you guys enjoyed reading this fic and I hope you have a great day/evening/night basically whenever you're reading this.

Also I'm sorry for not posting yesterday I was incredibly tired and I had spent well over 4 hours staring at a white screen because I needed to type things up for my Criminology course so I decided to post today because I knew that I could do it to a better quality.

[suckitsurveys]

Has anyone ever made fun of your taste in music? Yes, which is so dumb.

What’s your favorite season of the year? Summer.

Do you have pop-tarts in your house right now? Nope.

Is anyone’s birthday coming up? One of my cousin’s birthdays is this month.

Does someone owe you over twenty dollars? Yup.

Do you remember who you liked in grade eight? No one, really.

When was the last time you burned any part of your body? My mouth earlier today because I can never wait to drink my tea.

Have you ever overflown a bathtub? Probably.

Are you dressing up for Halloween this year? Of course! I really wanna be Tonya from The White Lotus.

Have you ever called somebody dollface? Maybe as a joke.

If I gave you ten dollars, what would you spend it on? Lunch.

Have you ever thrown food at a stranger in a movie theater? Nope.

What are you most excited about right now? My family and I are going on a lil mini vacation to an indoor waterpark at the end of the month and we’re going WITHOUT my brother in law and I’m so GOD DAMN happy.

Does / did either of your parents serve in the military? They never did.

Are you somewhat of a perfectionist? To a fault.

Do you like sour candy? Yes.

Where would you like to go on your honeymoon? We never really went on a honeymoon but I’d love to go somewhere tropical.

Do you have Verizon? No.

What do you do to stay awake when you’re tired? Coffee.

Are all nighters something you have grown used to? I wouldn’t say I’m “used” to them, no. It’s not something I do often because I don’t really have any reasons to stay awake like that anymore.

Do you usually wear sunglasses when you’re driving? Yes. Prescription sunglasses have been a game changer.

Do you wear your shoes around the house? Nope.

Is there ever a time that you enjoy cold showers? Yeah, when it’s really hot outside.

What clothes are you most comfortable in? Hoodies and leggings/jeans or big tees and bike shorts. Or hoodies and bike shorts or big tees and leggings/jeans.

Is there anybody you’re not ashamed to tell anything to? My husband and my best friend Sarah.

What has changed most about you in the past year? I’m getting better at setting boundaries not only for my mental health but also my physical health.

Are you good at painting nails? Eh. I haven’t painted my own nails in a really long time.

Smoothies or slushies? Smoothies.

Are you good at filling silence in awkward situations? Sometimes, sure.

Ignoring nutrition, could you live off veggies for the rest of your life? No.

Elaborate on a way you have volunteered? I used to belong to a group in high school that did a lot of volunteering. We went to animal shelters or helped kids or cleaned up trash mostly. I’ve also done stuff for school and helped my sister with various things too.

Do you use a full length mirror daily? Yeah. I mean, I walk passed one every morning at least.

Can you walk in heels, or do you feel awkward in them? Nope.

Any TV shows you sit down weekly to watch? The only thing currently airing on a regular basis that I watch is SNL. Otherwise, I basically just binge watch stuff.

Does anybody know about your sex life other than your partners? I mean, I don’t talk about it often with anyone. Not that I wouldn’t, it just doesn’t come up usually.

Even if you don’t like politics, do you still have opinions on the issues? Of course.

Are you one to sneak food into movie theaters? No, if I am going to the movies, I want movie theater popcorn and that’s it.

Will you tell someone if there’s something in their teeth? If I know them, yeah.

Do you ever actually make your bed? I don’t because there’s usually a cat or a husband sleeping in it still before I leave for the day. Sometimes Mark will make it but I don’t really see the point unless we had company or something and they can see into our room.

Do you make an effort to eat healthy? I have been lately. Just mainly getting better at moderation and curbing my cravings for sweet stuff by making smoothies instead.

How are things between the person you like / love / are with? Amazing! I love him more and more every day.

Where did you sleep last night? In my bed.

The last time you kissed someone, what color of shirt were they wearing? Black.

What kind of booze did you last take shots of? Tequila at my friend’s birthday/engagement party back in November.

What’s something you want to purchase next time you’re at the mall? I don’t have any set plans to go to a mall anytime soon.

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you that you were sexy? Yes.

If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose? I’d love to be front row at Lana Del Rey or Billie Eilish or Olivia Rodrigo, even though I’ve already seen Lana and Billie live twice and I’m going to see Olivia next month!

If you had to choose between a million dollars or to be able to change a regret? The money, no question. Fuck a regret.

Are you taller than your mom? I was by an inch by the time she passed.

Have you ever been around someone who was high? Several times, including myself.

Do you prefer to take your showers at night or in the morning? Night.

Think back to June. Were you in a relationship? Yup.

What’s so special about what you’re wearing? Nothing really.

Do you have any ‘naughty’ photos on your phone? Nope.

Could you handle living with a male roommate? I mean, I live with my husband.

What were you doing at 10:00 this morning? This actually. And working. I keep going back and forth.

Why aren’t you texting the last person you kissed? I actually am.

Do you think anyone has feelings for you? I know they do.

What do you miss the most about your past? Blah.

When is the next time you will kiss someone? When I get home later.

Has anyone taken their shirt off in front of you? Yes.

Plan on getting drunk or high tonight? Nah.

In the past week, have you cried hysterically? Yup..

Do you think you’ll actually live a happy life with somebody? I am.

Are you on birth control? Nope, I don’t need to be.

Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Kinda, Mark and I were talking a little bit.

Last time you were really happy? I mean, I am okay right now.

Do you tend to fall for players? Nope.

Why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex? Because I am not.

Have you ever asked a boy for advice? Yes..

Are you wrapped in a blanket? Nope.

Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night? Lol good one.

Have you spoken to your mother today? Father? Neither yet. Well, I mean, I won’t talk to my mom, because she’s dead, but I will see my father later when I stop by before I go to the gym.

[butwhyduh]

Had a random idea: what would the batboys’ (though mostly Tim’s) reaction be to finding out caffeine gives their S/O migraines?

Tim

“I made coffee if you want some,” Tim offered. He could make 2 dishes perfectly: coffee and cereal.

You smiled and shook your head. Tim had a permanent warm smell of fresh coffee that was comforting but it wasn’t for you.

“It gives me migraines actually,” you answered looking up from your book. He stopped mid pour.

“What? Coffee?”

“Caffeine,” you answered. You went back to reading.

“Hmmm,” he said completing his coffee pour. “Why didn’t you say so? I have decaf.”

“Oh uh..”

Jason

“I made my famous dessert, tiramisu,” he said showing off a beautiful fluffy brown dusted dessert; a cute proud smile on his face.

“Oh,” you said as the smile fell from your face.

“What’s wrong?” He asked sitting it down on the counter.

“Nothing! I mean- well- I, kinda, don’t eat caffeine because it gives me migraines,” you admitted.

“Oh! Oh,” he said looking down at the dessert. “I wouldn’t eat it because it has espresso in it.”

“Yeah…”

“You know what, I can eat it all myself later. And we can walk down the street and get ice cream. And next time I can make it caffeine free,” Jason said.

“You don’t mind?” You said as you both slid on your shoes.

“You kidding me? I’d have to be the biggest ass to want you to eat something to give you a migraine. Don’t even think about it. What are your thoughts on mango ice cream?”

Dick

“I have a surprise,” Dick said with his hand over your face. His other held your waist gently and guided you into place.

“You really didn’t-“

“Hush. It’s your birthday,” he said and you could hear the smile in his voice. “It might be… unusual but I thought you’d like it.”

“Okay,” you said with a nervous sigh.

“Okay, open your eyes.”

You opened your eyes to see a fancy Italian coffee making thing. Oh no. Everyone loves coffee but you. You’d have to tell Dick because he bought something that must have cost a fortune.

“Oh, thanks. Uh,” you said turning in his arms and his smiled dropped a little at your vibes. “I love it. But I don’t drink coffee. Most coffee gives me migraines,” you said with a bit of an apologetic grimace.

“Oh shit. I didn’t even notice. Not a great boyfriend moment,” Dick winced.

“No! It’s a really really nice gesture. It looks super expensive. Not that that makes a present good! But that you put work into-“

“I won it at work! The gym I work for did a raffle and I won. Don’t feel bad. I can’t afford something like that, ha,” Dick said rubbing the back of his neck with a hand. “I’ll take it to my place and I’ll get you something better. We can go out shopping. Not that expensive but something you like.”

“How bout we get something to eat and go watch that movie I want to see. Maybe even some popcorn too,” you said hugging him around the waist.

“I said less expensive, not more,” Dick joked. You rolled your eyes but let him kiss the side of your lips. “I’ll never financially recover but if that’s what my girl wants…”

Damian

“Damian,” you said laying on his bed on your stomach. Math homework stared up at you ominously. He stopped writing his own calculation.

“Hmm?”

“Did I ever tell you I don’t drink coffee?”

“No. Why is that?” He asked going back to writing. His back was on the opposite side of the bed from you with Damian facing you.

“It gives me migraines,” you said.

“Coffee? Is it that caffeine?”

“Yeah, how did you know?”

“Not uncommon. I’ll make sure Alfred makes your tea caffeine free,” Damian muttered.

“Hm”

“What?”

“I’m just surprised that’s all. Your whole family is practically on an IV drip of coffee,” you said leading your head against his knee playfully. Damian smiled and looked up.

“Not being addicted to a drug is a good thing. Especially if you’re prone to migraines,” he said. “You forgot to transfer the 7 on question 15.”

“Damn.”

Bruce

“And we can go get coffee in Brazil and macarons in Paris,” he said kissing your neck from behind. “I can take you anywhere in the world you could want.”

“Hmm,” you questioned with your eyes closed and neck bent to let him reach better. Bruce ‘s hand slowly pulled the zipper down on you party dress.

“We can leave tonight. Breakfast in Brazil?” He asked between kisses. His teeth gently scrapped at the lobe of your ear pulling a shiver from you.

“Oh, coffee?”

“Yes, after I ravage you all night I’ll get you the best coffee in the world,” he murmured as his hand pulled the dress fabric up.

“Oh, I don’t drink coffee,” you said. He hummed questioningly. “Caffeine gives me migraines.”

“Really? I’ll just have to find you something else. In Brazil or anywhere in the world you could wish,” he said turning you in his arms.

“The beach this time of the year sounds nice,” you admitted with a smile.

“I couldn’t agree more,” Bruce answered with a smirk.

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Those Eyes: Rise! Leo X OC

Chapter 8

Warning ⚠️:

Strong language

Recap:

Thank god. For once, nothing calls for me to go outside. The Lieutenant will finally leave me alone for the time being and I won’t have to check my phone every thirty (30) minutes.

Shit’s about to get peaceful.

• • •

9:30PM finally hits and I hear the familiar knock on my window. I hop up and walk over to the window as Leo smiles at me.

“Aw, waiting for me?” He teases through the glass as I unlock the window.

“Cut it out before I leave you out there.”

“You wouldn’t.” He smirks. “You love me.”

“Pshh,” I cover up my flustered visage, slowly lifting the window up, “shut up and get in here.”

Leo chuckles as he enters my home. “Did you find a movie to put on?”

“Nah, I was hoping you would. Just turn on the TV and look for something. I’ll make popcorn.” I step into the kitchen and unwrap a bag of popcorn—or do I need two (2)? How much does he even eat? And his hands are huge. He’s gonna eat it all before I have the chance!—and shove it into the microwave.

“Lala, your TV is broken.” Leo calls. “It’s, like, on a black screen.”

I glance at the TV. “Just press ‘menu’ and pick which one you want.”

After a few seconds, he calls again (which I don’t know why he’s doing because the living room and kitchen are connected), “It’s saying weird things like ‘Hula’.”

“‘Hula’? Do you mean Hulu? Leo, do you not know what a streaming service is?”

“A streaming what?”

I sigh as I stalk over to him and take the remote from his hand. “Hulu is a streaming service. So are Netflix and HBO Max and shit like that. You can watch shows and movies on them.”

The turtle gazes up at me, not a single thought past his eyes.

“You don’t watch TV, Leo?” I tilt my head in curiosity.

He shrugs. “My dad’s mostly the one using it.”

“Oh, you poor thing.” I say with a sarcastic baby voice. “Let’s get you accustomed. Look, you see that purple picture with ‘HBO’ on it? Press the arrow going right until the purple picture gets bigger and then—wait, no, Leo, that’s the settings. I said right.”

“Shh!” He shushes me. “I totally got this.”

“No, dude, that’s not HBO Max. Go back.”

The turtle puts a finger to his lips. “Shhh!”

“Do not shush me, Leo.” I flick the back of his head.

He shoots me a look. “Then stop talking then. You’re breaking my concentration… god, why is your TV so futuristic? Why don’t we get a VHS or DVD?”

This kid did not just ask me that.

“Ugh, just let me do it.” I reach for the remote.

Leo moves the device from my reach. “No, hold on, I got it.”

“You really don’t, Leo. Give it now.” I demand, but he just brings it further out of my reach. “Leo, you’re being annoying. Just give me the remote. You don’t know what you’re doing.”

“Lala, I promise you I got it. Just relaaax.” He attempts to assure me.

“No, Leo. You’ll somehow wipe my whole TV and I don’t feel like dealing with that—you’re just pressing random buttons! Give it! NOW!”

I grip onto his arm containing the remote, but he’s too strong. “Leo, if you fuck up my TV, I’m gonna be pissed!”

“Aaaaaand got it. You’re welcome.”

I look at the screen and am surprised to see the HBO MAX logo on it. The turtle drops the remote into my hand, a wide sly smile etched on his face.

“And you had no faith in me. I’m hurt.”

He really knows how to get under my skin, huh? Does he enjoy getting on my nerves like this or does he not realize he’s being an asshole?

I roll my eyes at him. “Why would I? You were pressing every—you know what? Just pick a movie, please.”

After finishing the popcorn, I take a seat next to Leo who’s still looking at movies to watch. I should’ve never given him that damn remote.

“None of this is Jupiter Jim.” He breaks the comfortable silence. “Or Lou Jitsu. Streamer service is garbage.”

I sigh and hold out my hand. “Give it back to me.”

Leo turns his head towards me. “‘Please?’”

“Leo.”

“Alright, alright, fine.” He finally hands me the remote. “Yeesh.”

I decide on Corpse Bride since he seems interested in older movies. Surprisingly, he doesn’t talk much during it. He actually seems interested in the animation.

My eyelids begin to grow heavy as I sink into the couch.

“Hey, don’t sleep. It’s not over yet.” I turn my head to see Leo staring at me.

“I’m not, I promise.” I reassure him. “I’ve watched this movie like five (5) times already. And so has like, everybody else on the planet.”

“Then I’ll watch it five (5) times to catch up.” The turtle says confidently.

I groan at his statement and start to close my eyes. It only felt like they were only closed for a minute, but the next time I open my eyes, the credits are rolling. I glance to my right shoulder to see a three-fingered hand caressing my shoulder. I look up at him and his eyes are still glued onto the screen. My heart skips a beat when he drags his hand from my shoulder to my forearm.

“I’m gonna go to bed, Leo. You should go home.” I gently move his hand from my shoulder and stand to my feet.

“Aw, come on, one more? It’s only 11.” He begs as he checks his phone.

“Yeah, but I have to start going to sleep earlier like I was saying yesterday—” he gazes up at me with big eyes and his hands clasped together like he’s praying. “Aw, come on, Leo. Don’t do this to me.” He whimpers a bit which finally makes me relent. “Okay, okay, one more. But I can’t promise that I’ll stay awake.”

“No, you have to promise you’ll say awake. It’s not fun when you’re asleep.”

God, why is he so persistent?

I sigh deeply before sinking back into the couch. “Okay, I’ll try.”

“Promise.”

“I… promise. Now pick something.” I have little to no intention of staying awake, but I’m interested in what Leo will pick.

A few minutes pass before he groans. “No, seriously, do streamer services not have any Jupiter Jim movies?”

“I don’t think so. Those shows are old and weren’t really popular.” I shrug my shoulders. The apartment complex I live in is old, so they still have VHS tapes and old DVDs for rent. Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu were amongst them and I’d watched a few. All I’ll say is I’ve seen better.

Leo scoffs. “Not popular? Jupiter Jim is one of the best space heroes in modern television. It’s okay to admit you’re uncultured.”

“Psh, I’m ‘uncultured’ but you don’t even know what a streaming service is? Barely.”

“I do know what it is.” He sits back with a pleased smirk on his face. “Now.”

“Look, I’d love to keep snarking with you, but I’m tired and you’ve been begging me to watch another movie. So if you wanna do that, I suggest you pick one.”

The turtle turns his attention back to the dark screen and eventually picks one (1) of the five (5) total movies i absolutely hate: Napoleon Dynamite. It’s not like I take the movie seriously or anything. I just hate complete nonsense and slapstick humor. He only picked the movie because of his nerdy ass glasses, he had told me. I concur.

Throughout the movie, he genuinely laughs at some parts and says several “I’m gonna use that”s. He also places his hand back onto my shoulder, which keeps me awake for the entirety. Even though he’s been either an asshole or annoying for, like, 70% of the night, his touch quickly melts away my negative emotions. His hand isn’t warm like a human’s, but it’s also not cold like a turtle’s. It’s a comforting mix. No one’s ever held me his intimately, so I’m not sure whether to lean into his hand or his shoulder. I remain stiff—maybe too stiff as my neck started to cramp.

When the god-awful movie ends, Leo again begs for another one.

“Leo, not to be dramatic or anything, but I’d literally rather die.” My eyes can barely stay open at this point. “Stay, leave, doesn’t matter to me. I’m going in my room.”

He pouts for a bit but ends up joining me in my room. I get under the covers and rest my back against the headboard while Leo sits on the edge of the bed and we continue talking for a bit. I let my hood down and start braiding my hair into four (4) sections.

“So, like, how does your Ōdachi work? Like, how does it make portals and shit?” I ask him.

He thinks for a bit before he shrugs. “No idea. Has to do with mystic powers or somethin’.”

I sit up a bit straighter. The Lieutenant had brought up that word before he left. “Mystic powers?”

“Yeah, like, from The Hidden City. Yokai and mystic things go there.”

“Hmm…” I stare down at my sheets. “Were you looking for something mystical at the hotel?”

The turtle shrugs his shoulders again. “I wasn’t really listening to Donnie’s nerd rant before we left. But the explosion looked mystic. Alla sudden we started floating and the whole place was blue and Donnie said it was gonna blow.” His expression switches from cocky to curious. “How’d you even get outta there anyway?”

I’m not sure if I should tell him, but I suppose I could just leave out certain details. “I ran down the hall after you and The Foot started to go at it. I went into one of the rooms and there was this glow-y thing in the corner. I don’t really remember anything after that except coming back here.”

With a hum, Leo readjusts himself on the bed, propping his leg up. “I dunno. Mystic stuff is confusing but it can be cool.”

“I guess so.” I hug my knees against my chest. There’s nothing cool about whatever I have going on, though, I think.

Against my wishes, Leo ambles over to my cluttered bookshelf and goes rummaging through it. He picks a book with a familiar pink cover.

Oh, no.

“Leo, no.”

“Why? What is it?” He questions.

“Leo.”

“Leo!” He copies my inflection as he pushes the book back into its place. “That’s all you ever say. Try ‘Leonardo’ or ‘Neon Leon’ or—my favorite—‘handsome devil’.”

I throw the covers off of me and yank his leather sash, “Try—” I step behind his foot causing him to trip and land on his back, falling down with him, “—pinned.”

He chuckles before grasping the collar of my hoodie and flipping me over, his forearm against my throat. I grunt as I knee him in the torso, but his plastron reduces the blow into nothing.

“Ugh, asshole.” I glare at him.

“You started it.” He scans my face for a couple seconds. “Y’know, you have really pretty eyes.”

Before I can say anything back, his phone rings. The turtle releases me when he checks the caller ID and places the phone against his ear.

“Hey, I’m busy.” His tone grows annoyed. “With nun-yuh… why didn’t you just text me?” Leo grumbles as the voice on the other end scolds him. Something about being careless. “Just relax, it’s not a big deal. What’d you call me for?”

After a minute or two, Leo hangs up and looks at me with an irritated yet somber expression. “Hey, I have to go. Bros need help.”

“Aww, one more round? Please?” I mock his previous behavior.

He playfully rolls his eyes. “Real funny. But seriously. I’ll text you later.”

“Okay, okay.” I smile. “Good luck and be careful.”

Leo opens a portal, winking at me before falling backwards into it and disappearing.

Is he trying to kill me with his charm? Seriously, I wanna know.

“Y’know, you have really pretty eyes.”

I fall onto my bed face first, my heart pounding out my chest. Literally everything Leo does freaks me out, but in a good way. He makes my brain feel all scrambled like the contents will leak out of my ears if I think about him too much. Why does he make me feel like this?

My phone suddenly vibrates and I face it towards me.

The Hare (＾ｰ^): u don’t go to school on sat and sun, right?

Yah no lol

The Hare (＾ｰ^): we should hang out then

Aw u miss me already? (*´∀｀*) ur so clingy, Leo

The Hare (＾ｰ^): how can I resist?

He then sends a photo of himself with his chin resting on the webbing in between his index finger and thumb while winking. In the background are his brothers fighting some sort of hippo mutant, the orange clad one adorning a hippo costume.

I giggle at the strange predicament.

Lmfaooo who even is that hippo guy??

The Hare (＾ｰ^): some C Class villain, no biggie

Oh, so you’ll have no problems then?? U better get at it then and stop texting me lmfao

He doesn’t respond for a couple minutes.

The Hare (＾ｰ^): I jus got knocked across the room so imma have to go, I’ll text u in like 10 minutes ✌︎('ω'✌︎ )

LMFAOOO

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Thanks for the tag, @lydiahosek !! 😄

Three Ships: Sokka/Suki (ATLA), Hakoda/Kya (ATLA), Palpatine/Unlimited Power (Star Wars), and Han/Leia (Star Wars). [Can’t resist a wholesome ship where both partners are devoted to each other — even if they never share the screen, like Kyakoda. 🥲]

First Ship: Daphne/Fred (Scooby Doo). [My parents introduced me to the original cartoon as a little kid, which came out not long after they were born, and my little four year-old shipper brain always thought Daphne and Fred should wind up together. 😁]

Last Song: “Cumberland Gap” by David Rawlings

Last Movie: The Devil Rides Out on TCM. [Started filling out these questions a few weeks ago, and I’m only now finishing it up…hence the spooky Christopher Lee movie for Halloween. 😅 It was a good one, though!]

Currently Reading: A War Like No Other by Victor Davis Hansen. [Found this one at Barnes & Noble with my grandpa — covers the Peloponnesian War between Athens and Sparta. Learning a lot of history stuff, but it’s mostly sad history stuff. 😭]

Currently Watching: Rewatching ATLA!!! 🤩 [This show is phenomenal! And thrilling! And hilarious! I can’t believe how much I’d forgotten since I last saw it!]

Currently Consuming: Not currently, but within the next hour or two I will be consuming a McRib. Yes, gag if you wish, but I have a running joke with my grandpa (the other one, not ‘Barnes & Noble Grandpa’) that McRibs are made out of roadkill — specifically opossum. So I’m going to eat some McOpossum and text McRib Grandpa to let him know I’ve had one. And yes, I will be enjoying that tasty, tender marsupial…assuming it’s real meat in the first place. 😋

Currently Craving: Ice cream. Always ice cream. What did I have for lunch? Ice cream. What do I want right now? Ice cream. What am I at risk of buying when I run errands tonight? A concessions-style popcorn maker. (Also, ice cream.) 🤤

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three ships: Mulder/Scully (x-files), Eugenides/Irene (queen's thief), and I guess Willie/Maggie (dark shadows) but in a platonic soulmates kind of way

first ship: Maybe Han/Leia?

last song: You Are Not Alone by Lifehouse

last movie: a Return of the King (extended edition) rewatch, I think

currently reading: uhhh The Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo (audiobook), The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne, Nancy Drew The Password to Larkspur Lane (original version), The Disappearing Stranger by Lois Walfrid Johnson

currently watching: Dark Shadows, off and on

currently consuming: Nada

currently craving: pumpkin pie, pumpkin muffins, pumpkin etc

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