#MoneyMonster || DB

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WHO DID YOU FUCK DB HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU DONE FUCK

“I suppose, kitten, I’ll leave it to your imagination.”

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Are we ever going to get an explanation about the Council of the Underworld? What the hell are they exactly?

“They are an organization that I was encouraged to join by someone I thought I could trust. I was wrong about them and I was wrong about what I thought I could handle. That is all I can say. Please. Stop asking me about this now. I’m exhausted, I just want to left alone about this messy mistake of mine.”

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DB is it true that you and Noble fucked?! Was it as bad as Devon said it was?! Give us the deets!!!

“Oh dear, I didn’t know that got out. But. To be frank. Yes, we did. No, it wasn’t that awful. And no, I would prefer not to expose such details without the consent of the other party involved. Thank you, and good day to you.”

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Hit Us Up

RayOfEffingSunshine: Hey guys, sorry it’s been so long, but our group blog is finally up after some stuff happened.

DreamOn: A loooot of shit occurred while we were offline. 

SweetBriarRose: We’re open for questions and such.

IsThisRight: We’d like to thank everyone for being so nice and sweet by asking about us on AbandonAllHope, which is our strictly business blog run by Glen and Lucian!

MoneyMonster: Thank you to everyone for being so patient for this blog as well. We appreciate the support. Reblog for us to hit you up too if you wanna chat with one of us or all of us.

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Skeptic? Necromancy for DB and Lily

“I am a necromancer. What else should I say about this?”

“Necromancy’s a fun one. I have a large interest in it. I actually have quite a bit of knowledge on the subject and how I obtained it, now that’s a far more interesting story. But that’s for another time, my little ones.” 

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Does DB's behavior have to do with the Counsel Of The Underworld? What is it anyway?

“Don’t ever ask me about that!”

“Oh dear, DB, it’s not nice to shout and scream and make a fuss, darling. You know that. Bad manners are a sign of poor breeding, hmm? Let’s say sorry for scaring all our fans with that, yes?”

“Ah. Yes, that’s a good idea. I’m terribly sorry about that just now. I just- I was merely caught off guard is all. I would rather you not inquire about that subject. Please.” 

“Much better, DB, that’s good. Now, I think we both need a break. Come along, let’s get something to drink. That’ll make it all better, won’t it? Excuse us, and forget about that little outburst. He’s not usually like this, I’ll have him back to brand new and fixed soon though!”

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DB, are a nasty hoe? Flash a pic

“Flash a picture of what? Lily, what are you doing with that camera?”

“This is for the fans!”

“Lillian!”

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Is DB single?

“Now isn’t that an interesting question. Though, my answer is that I am rather occupied with other things. I would prefer to put it that way.”

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Anyone had sex here??

“Yes.”

“I think the answer should be clear, dearest.”

“I’ve had so much sex!”

“What the fuck, why do you weirdos want to fucking know that shit?”

“I, um, I mean. I don’t really want to talk about this. I just, ah, this is really awkward. Um. I’d rather not answer! I’m so sorry!”

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“Gross.”

“What’s wrong? You’re making that face.”

“Noble. He thinks you’re a charming bastard. Doesn’t he ever learn?”

“It’s just an observation, Lucian, not an invitation to fight. Are you saying I’m not a charming bastard?”

“... You know what, fuck you.”

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I think Angestio's calling you a DILF DB I mean I can see why ;)

“You’re really too kind, I’m blushing a bit. But I’m more concerned about the extent of Angestio’s trauma after I told him the meaning. He’s a bit of a sheltered person when it comes to anything of that type.”

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First Blog Post

“I can’t believe it’s taken this long for us to finally get our group blog up.”

“Yeah, no kidding. I can practically sense people calling us out while we weren’t here to defend our asses. But hey, at least it’s up and mostly running and shit. All credit goes to Angie’s computer skills.”

“Aww, no problem! I’m always happy to help! And I’m really excited to finally get to post things! I have so many song recommendations!”

“This shit’s gonna be fucking wild, people aren’t gonna believe half of this bullshit. That is if people actually read our blog.”

“Well, as long as it’s fun for everyone, it shouldn’t matter if many people read our blog. I personally don’t mind not having many readers.”

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Looks like DB really does care not-boyfriends-boyfriends.

“I don’t condone the use of foul language freely. But, honestly, I’m goddamn fucking upset people won’t stop harassing my boys over shit that’s happened in their past. Just leave them alone, clearly, they don’t want to talk about it. So kindly, step off.”

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No reason it just sounded like he was throwing some shade at this "he necromancer" ykno

“And they return to answer my question, hello again anon. Well, if he was throwing shade at me, I think it may be deserved.”

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“Before anyone asks, no, we will leave Zadkiel and Alexei alone. We will not ask questions. They’ll talk when they want to.”

“Now that’s just cruel denying me that.”

“Lillian, you shut the fuck up now before I snap your jaw.”

“Well, I didn’t think you cared this much about your not-boyfriends-boyfriends.”

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I think I see why DB doesn't get into relationships or dating. He's pretty, sure, fucking jizz-in-your-pants-level, yeah. But he seems like the type who puts up too many walls because of trauma.

“Well, that is quite. Descriptive and in depth.”

“But it’s all true, the last bit especially, DB.”