#Mitose

[lesbiangiratina]

^ found this in my screenshots and noticed the crow didnt disappear during the animation like its supposed to. I think the succubi might be multiplying. Mitosis

[corpsepartyfan113]

IT IS FINALLY DONE

EVERY VOCAL TRACK I COULD FIND COMPILED INTO ONE VIDEO (WITH TIMESTAMPS AND CHAPTERS)

PLEASE ENJOY

[akilikesbread]

fuck all this shit about “human reproduction” i’m gonna start reverse reproducing.

(This is also commonly known as murder and is illegal in at least 2 countries.)

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

You're do cute, I could just eat you whole ;3

don't EAT me blue cmooon >:'(( i'm just a lil guy i'm just a bday guyyy<33333

[no1ryomafan]

Ignoring how it’s 1 I want to randomly throw out that even though like any normal person I get into new things I will always be bound to obsess over getter fucking robo if only for the fact while there’s probably stuff crazier out there nothing is going to fucking top the idea of “oh btw our mech is actually a sentient cosmic horror and the main dude is doomed to become one with it because his desire to protect humanity influenced it to be this monster” (I know there’s other cosmic horror mechs and ones that technically predate getter but this one will always be so insane because it really comes out of fucking nowhere)

[drcuriousvii]

do you think sex or horny evolved first

[masatos-wig]

i thought ther was only 1 grasshopper taking residence on my tomato plant but ther is. in fact. 2

[ikiprian]

[breaks down my own door] so i hear there's a chance to talk about the bats!!!

if you're asking "which of the Bats has died and been revived with the Lazarus Pit?" then do I have an answer for you!

the answer is: ehhh [handwavey] some of em! kinda! kinda-sorta-mostly. in some universes, these guys totally get revived by the Lazarus Pits! how much this impacts whatever canon you're basing your fic off of, that's all up to you, though. to canon comic writers, most of these deaths and revivals don't count!

Alfred was revived in the Fox show Gotham, which doesn’t quite follow any comic continuity but was honestly a cool scene. kid!Bruce stabs him while mind controlled and its oodles of angsty fun. then kid!Bruce breaks the mind control, takes a cup, dips it in a Lazarus Pool, and pours the waters over Alfred's stab wound to heal it.

Alfred also gets revived in the Injustice Universe and it’s like, the saddest shit ever. he’s revived by Ra’s to fuck with Bruce, then he’s brain dead for a while, and then he regains himself, and then he decides he’s of no use to Bruce anymore in his half-aware state and leaves the manor permanently. (highly rec Injustice if you want to check out Damian’s sister in this universe, Athanasia! but its all pretty sad)

Dick gets revived by one in the DCAU, the Apokolips War movie, but he goes absolutely bananas after (another sad one!). then all that gets erased with some time travel courtesy of the Flash so idk how much it counts.

(fun to note, Dick ALSO gets killed in the Injustice Universe! Damian throws one of Dick's escrima sticks at him, causing him to fall and and break his neck on a rock. Dick isn’t revived iirc :( rip Injustice, you’re interesting in your own, edgy way)

Bruce was revived by one in Birth of a Demon in like the 90s after being stabbed with a shovel? so actually depending on which continuity you follow for comics, this totally counts!

also in one of the video games, Gotham Knights, Bruce dies and is revived via Lazarus Pit at the end! he immediately hops into the batplane, though, pilots the aircraft into the pit to destroy it, and dies a second time. (iconic, in a way)

Damian does die in New 52! Heretic hella kills him. he’s not revived via Lazarus Pit though-- Heretic killed him too good for that to work, even when Ra’s tries to resurrect Dami via classic pit dunking. instead, Bruce steals his corpse back and uses a Chaos Shard (no relation to Sonic the Hedgehog’s Chaos Emeralds), which grants wishes!

TL;DR: some of them are Pit-revived, in various other universes! but they’re not all Pit-revived in the same universe, and most of them don’t do very well (or live very long) post-Pitting. Cass and Jason are two whose Lazarus revivals really stick, and whose revivals are pretty easy to keep consistent across continuities, which makes them distinct and easy to incorporate into any patchwork canon you'd wanna base a fic on! (and also 90s bruce can be there too, i guess)

(post is open to elaboration! if I forgot any, or fucked something up, feel free to let me know and send a source so I know what I should be adding to my comic to-read list!!)

yeah yeah, jason todd’s dip in the ecto-lazarus pit changed something in him irrevocably, enough that he feels a resonance with fellow living-dead danny we’ve all been there

but you know who else has been killed and was revived by the lazarus pit? another member of the batfamily, a fellow hero, world class fighter, stubbornly believes in second chances and redemption? cassandra motherfuckin’ cain

[therantingsage]

Drew Frozenclaw again but like....made her look more Warrior Cats™

[akanemnon]

She thought they mitosed again, didn't she?

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[octal-codes]

🥺🥺

Oh no they're mitosing

[nthecannibal]

im rewatching hannibal! but this time with my mother, because its going to, probably, be the last time i live with her for a long period of time (im changing courses for a distant college) and i keep cringing so hard everytime those alana kissing scenes appears, god its so embarrassing because i know the end but she doesnt so she just looks at me like ????

[whataburger-possibly-official]

I understand, Starfire. Do you need me to come over there?

*gets sad tears on your carpet and draws frowny faces on your walls using Sharpie*

Rude! :)

I hope your whole family passes away from a unknown illness! :)

[tpwrtrmnky]

this is brownish-dark-purple (goes by BDP)

she was born (or mitosed) with a green arm and wears indigo clothes a lot because she doesnt feel very purple at times but still wants to appear purple while also appearing indigo.

shes not ashamed of her green arm, thats why she doesnt paint it like the rest of her body

hell yeah, keep the green arm

[phagodyke]

ep5 of true detective where they're picking thru the grass following rusts nose and marty is so intently mirroring the way he walks is actually so fucking good ik its bc he doesnt wanna trip a trap but he mimics even the unnecessary gestures like the pause and hands to his knees... theyre so inextricably synchronised and it bleeds so well into the way the show is structured up to this point. despite the emphasis on their differences in perspective, in life choices, in the paths that brought them together - they finally align for this one perfect explosive instant and in that exact same instant, the narrative mitoses into truth & the false cover theyve mutually constructed, this pretense that they are still different people, that they have been different people this whole time, even with the sudden shared awareness of their twin deep-running currents of violence they've visciously repressed to conform to the selves they present to the world & so desperately want to believe are the "real" versions of them. yeahhh