#Missaslife

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I think it's funny how I got the most terrifying thing for me, on Halloween

a relationship

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My forehead so oily that John Travolta could see his reflection in the grease

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Mom: "is it that you don't want a boyfriend because you don't want sex? Because you don't have to" Me: "no mom, I can't, I just don't want to. Besides the boys aren't exactly lining up, and I'm busy anyway" Mom: "you're just not opening your arms for it" Me: "no I just can't handle it"

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Merry Christmas ¬3¬

And a happy, healthy new year to everyone! I sincerely hope that no one of you dies and that good things will happen to you. Positivity will come to you if you let it and/ of when you give it! Remember that you're never alone

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Why is it always the good, sweet and beautiful people that die first. It's so unfair. I hope you're in a better place, and I hope your man will heal soon

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To all of my Irish followers or flowers who know what's up

What do Irish people like you to do. How to approach, what to bring, what are the things Irish people like? I'm going on an internship in Ireland and I really want to fit in as much as I can. Does anyone have any tips? Please let me know!

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Would you have said to be here, 10 years ago?

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DO YOU EVER JUST REALISE THAT YOUR FINGERS ARE ALWAYS TOUCHING EACH OTHER

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People are always like "why do you keep making up stuff for notes?" But who cares. I want to read stories, funny things and reactions. Even though they didn't happen, doesn't mean it's not funny. I'm here for the fun.

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Pls dear followers

Could someone draw me something cute, like a few small lines and that it’s a cat or flower or something. I really want a tattoo but i have no idea what

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My sister just asked the Samsung voice for a game. It translated to "I'm gay" and the Galaxy voice thanked her for the information. Now my sister is trying to explain a tablet that she's not gay

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Newspaper:

“minions, from sidekicks to superstars”. Yes, because they get shoved down our throat

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Hello there, I just wanted to take a moment to thank all my followers. It's really nice to see that my blog is getting appreciated. I don't have 200 or more followers, but I love every single one of you! I've been getting support, nice asks and compliments and just, thank you so much! I will also keep following al the blogs on my dash, and I will give support and love as well if you need it. Always feel free to ask me things or advice / support. I'm here for you. Thank you 💖💖💖

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Movies and series do not have the right to break my heart

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I like the code of bus drivers to wave or wink to each other when driving past each other

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I just had a strawberry poured with Nutella