#Mischa: Joan stop traumatizing the child

[local-sourchild]

4y old Yanek: Look, I lost my first tooth!

Mischa: Oh wow, good job Yanek!

Mischa: You know, if you put the tooth under the pillow at night

Mischa: The tooth fairy is gonna come by and give you a dollar!

Yanek: Really?

Mischa: Yeah

Mischa: So don't forget to put it under there, ok?

*at night*

Joan, with a fairy costume that Mischa forced them to use: HEY!

Yanek: Oh my-

Joan: Are you Yanek?

Yanek: Yes...

Joan: You, uhhhh, you lose teeth, yeah?

Yanek: Y-yes?

Joan: Ok, give it to me

Yanek: Hmmm

Yanek: My mother said that you're supposed to give me a dollar.

Joan, muttering: Oh yeah, motherfvcker this bisch want to take my money-

Joan: UUUUUUUH-

Joan: I'll give you 25 cents, ok?

Yanek: 75?

Joan: 40!

Yanek: 60?

Joan: 50 CENTS, OK?

Yanek: Alright, fine

Joan: Ok, give me your teeth

Yanek: You mean 'tooth', right? That's the singular for 'teeth'

Joan: DID I STUTTER?!