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Reflections of Salt
Misaligned series
Hasselblad 500c/m
Kodak Ektar 100iso
#Reflections on the Salt#salt flats#bonneville#bonneville salt flats#landscape#color film#film photography#color photography#travel#road trip#on the road#Misaligned#film#film is not dead#analog photography#photo#photography#photographers on tumblr#original photographers#photographerslife#hasselblad#kodak
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She's not acid nor alkaline
Caught between black and white
Not quite either day or night
She's perfectly misaligned
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Not a prompt. Just a random question cuz I'm having a tough time... In your stories where NMJ is misaligned, does he get periods? Or can he like. Suppress them using cultivation?
Also I learned some Chinese today and I'm just imagining the panic he could cause in his sect by using the euphemism "my mother's sister is coming".
An interesting question, though not one I'd considered before! I suppose all things are possible with magic/cultivation, and my headcanons on the subject of being trans in a cultivation novel (especially one where the actual cultivation aspects are quite as handwaved as MDZS) setting have varied widely between "someone came up with an array that functions like T" and "no cultivation necessary, everyone either accepts it or just goes with it because otherwise they might be chopped in half by a scary saber" so it would depend on which one is applying at the time
I think overall probably I'd go with yes NMJ gets periods, but since cultivation is usually associated with strengthening/purifying/controlling the body, most of the time he doesnt need to deal with cramps and mood swings and such. lucky man
(I know people IRL who don't and I assume that's magic, too, so why NOT...)
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Misaligned
The delicate balance of misaligned hearts 🧊
#Misaligned#MisalignedHearts#RelationshipStruggles#LoveAndChallenges#RelationshipJourney#EmotionalWeavings#HeartfeltWords#InkAndConnections#Poetry#PoetryCommunity#Poem#PoetryLovers#RelationshipPoem
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when you're out here trying to live ur best life but the angel and devil on your shoulders won't stop flirting 😞😞😞
#my art#deltarune#suselle#susie deltarune#noelle holiday#kris dreemurr#shhhh the text and heart being misaligned is refrencing the game
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Ok, so idk if it's stupidity, selfishness, ignorance, or people just not caring. For years I have told the people that I know - repeatedly - that I have extreme skeletal misalignments as well as central nervous system disfunctions. These cause chronic pain and discomfort. This means that I am in so much pain and discomfort everyday, all day, for the past 5 years. This causes me to be extremely exhausted all the time. Some days I'll take an 1 hr nap, some days I'll sleep for 6 hours during the day depends on how much it takes out of me. I can't lift things, I have trouble walking. I use a bike to coast on so I don't have to walk so much I can't even pedal it that much. I can't make plans to do anything or to help people do anything cause, well I'm not reliable due to the extreme fluctuation in how I feel day to day. I'm so exhausted most days it creates horrible brain fog then I can't function. I do some light work for a few hours on days I feel good enough but I never know when that will be. Walking is a monumental task. Something that would take a normal person 5 mins to walk, will take me 15-20 mins. When I walk I have to take periodic breaks consistently. So people who don't suffer from chronic pain or discomfort (which means all the time with no relief) they can't imagine it, they have the hardest time understanding why people with chronic conditions seem lazy or disinterested or introverted or why the get offended when having to explain themselves over and over. I have explained my self to the people I know too many times. Yet people still ask me stupid, rude and, judgy ass questions like, 'so what do you do with your day's' ?, 'what do you do all day long'?, 'why do you sleep so much'?, ' why don't you work'? . Or they talk shit saying I'm useless, or lazy, or selfish.
I think a lot of it is self-centeredness. The people I know obviously don't listen to a word I say or they would accept me for how I am. But they don't so I'm not going to waste my breath anymore and I'm certainly not doing anything for anyone anymore. Chronic conditions are crippling they consume the mind, the emotions, they change the sufferers very being. It's not like I need people in my life anyway. I don't get bored and I don't get lonely.
I have had 8 jobs in the last 5 years since my accident. I can't hold a job for more than 3 months. I'm either late cause it takes me at least an hour or two to get out of bed every morning, or I would go home early due to falling asleep while working ( again cause chronic pain and discomfort really exhaust a person) , or id call out too much.
#chronic pain#pain#selfishness#understanding#ignorance#stupidity#discomfort#central nervous system#skeletal#misaligned
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i’ve seen people draw guck with a scar on his temple from the memory gun. i wanted to adopt that hc asap
#to clarify i don’t imagine it actually hurts to touch. hes just like. emotionally sensitive about it#he’s scared ford will fixate on it and just use it as fuel for his own self loathing. guck worries the same thing for himself#whatverrrrr#anyhoo ford kisses it better so it ok <3#btw my hc for why no one else seems to have the scar is bc guck just used it way more obsessively than anyone else#and in quick succession too#goddddd. i need to kiss all of his booboos ☹️#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket#ford pines#fiddauthor#no id#giddly’s art#gravity falls#guck#BTW GUCK’S STRABISMUS??? SO SOON WE FORGET HIS MISALIGNED EYE !!!! YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!#i am number one fan of guck needing glasses to correct his strabismus
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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I took an old half-baked vashwood csh lyric comic and spruced it up for a risoprinting class, the prints came out a little muddy in some places but im still very happy with it
#i did the lineart traditionally but the coloring digitally and it was a nightmaaare to sync up in printing#i did my best. and the misalignment kinda has a charm to it yknow so im content#trigun#trigun fanart#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#vashwood#trigun maximum#car seat headrest#my art
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ayla's porch wasn't looking spooky enough, so i tried to change that.
#ts4#the sims 4#simblr#ts4 gameplay#ts4 occult#👻#i'm now noticing the welcome mat is misaligned and i'm annoyed#it's minimal but i like it!!
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the chilleeerrrrrr
#.art#wolf 359#w359#doug eiffel#wanted to try a more relaxed style . and wanted to draw doug#sorry for the shitfuck station with its misaligned windows i didn’t care enough to put a lot of time into the bg
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Usopp and Zoro might be my fave duo in Drum Island purely because they just don't understand how the other one works and then lose all sense of situation because of it
Exhibit A) Usopp trying to help Vivi feel better:
Zoro: He's talking shit
Exhibit B) Usopp moved by Dalton's bravery trying to do a grand gesture:
Zoro: Usopp needs my help
Exhibit C) Usopp trying to instil confidence in the villagers and also show off
Zoro: Focused on finding the others
#like obvs they know each other well enough for Zoro to recognise Usopp's lying and Usopp knows he can hide behind Zoro#but they really do not read the room#Vivi needed that comfort Zoro!#Dalton needed to be carried Usopp!#Usopp wants to be a storybook hero with some of the qualities Zoro shows#whereas Zoro has no patience for any of that or any other people but the crew#so their goals are constantly misaligning even though they make each other stronger#like Usopp wants to help Dalton but doesn't have the strength#Zoro has the strength but not the empathy to help Dalton but he does for Usopp#but Usopp misreads that as Zoro taking away his moment#and Zoro is confused why Usopp doesn't like that he's helping him#but they've helped Dalton#you get me?#usopp#roronoa zoro#nefertari vivi#one piece#drum island#alabasta saga#dynamic#zosopp
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He's the most animal to ever exist.
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Lin Kuei brothers request!! 👀👀 how do you think they will hold your hand during sex I’m kinda lovey dovey mode
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DREAMVILLE — LIN KUEI TRIO char. bi-han, kuai liang, tomas vrbada
bi-han whos the type to have his large hands pinning your wrists, crossed above your head. he enjoys the feeling of being in complete control with you at his mercy. hes pretty ruthless, so sometimes he gets so caught up in the moment, your wrists are frozen in place. the day after, they're always stained with bruises, but hey; gotta let people know you had a great time with the grandmaster. every now and then, while he's drilling inside of you, he'd release your wrists to place a loving kiss at the back of your hand.
kuai liang whos the type to hit it from behind more than the front, so he'd have your hands rested on either side, his overlapping yours. he likes to take it slow with you, showing his affection. he especially likes it when he hits that spot in your body, you react with a tight grip. he can feel it when he holds your hands and it just motivates him to keep going. now, times where hes feeling real freaky, he's so tying up your wrists with his kunai rope. it turns him on to the max when you get rope burn, theres no way you're not going to be sore the next morning.
tomas vrbada whos more of the loving type, so anything that is just him holding you he adores. hes always holding your hands, letting you grip onto him when you teeter on your high. he'd be placing loving kisses to your palms as he slowly thrusted into your sopping hole. whispering little praises against your skin, he just can't get enough of you. when you're about to come, he would release your hands so they could scrape at his back. mark him up why don't you? he loves your love scratches and he always wears them with pride.
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#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1#mortal kombat 1 x reader#mortal kombat x reader#mk x reader#bi han x reader#kuai liang x reader#tomas vrbada x reader#mk x you#✦ ⠂⠂୨୧ misaligned
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watch your fingers
#guilty gear#guilty gear xx#a.b.a guilty gear#aba guilty gear#paracelsus guilty gear#cw blood#blood effect might be slightly misaligned#yeah I got a bit of a backlog of these at this point
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fuck it falin animal i have become amv
FLASHING VIDEO - NOT EPILEPSY SAFE
#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#falin#falin touden#amv#falin dunmeshi#flashing#flashing video#edit: it misaligned a little bit w the sound after uploading....... oh well.........
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