#Micheal is fucking charred now

[haveafuckingfanfic]

Gregory wtf?!?!😭😂

(he did...)

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

some colour themed excerpts I wrote for an activity on Reddit

“Tommy.”

Niki gave a guilty look as she stood on the doorstep to the dirt hovel the boy- just a boy, that was right, he’d never been allowed to get older- as she almost expected someone to answer. Sighing, she pushed the door open.

It was abandoned in a rush, the ghosts of a dead boy still holding through in a half-finished letter on the side, bed half-made, broken disc still running in the jukebox. Dust had gathered over the years, leaving the absence of the bright eyed, loud boy that should have been bouncing around every corner, sun yellow hair and sky blue eyes and skin freckled like the stars, suffocating.

“I.” Her voice dried up in her throat. What should she say? I’m sorry for trying to kill you? I’m sorry I freed that man? I’m sorry you’re dead? I’m sorry I never got to say sorry, for what not only I did to you but what we all did?

She'd hated him, once, but his absence had almost stung harder than Jack's and Tubbo's. Almost. It wasn’t the same sort of longing for friendship, but the bitter, venomous guilt she’d tried so hard to project onto him or Wilbur so she didn’t have to deal with it herself.

“I baked a cake for you,” she settled on, leaving the confectionery by the bedside in absence of a grave. “I know this doesn’t make up for anything, but I want to move on. And… I hope you’re happy, wherever you are.”

As she turned around, her time in this dimension running short, she swore she saw a grinning boy in his old uniform, just for a second.

—

“Tommy. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy…” Dream grinned, jade green eyes sparkling with curiosity. “What did you see?”

“I- I-“ Tommy hyperventilated, pulling his knees up to his chin and hugging them tightly. “I- I-“

Dream kicked his ribs, and Tommy wailed, gagging up blood onto the floor as he crumpled. “Next time, tell me straight away, and I won’t have to punish you. You're not a person now, you’re a lab rat, and you need to remember that.”

—

“Aww, what did you make for me, Mikey?”

The zombie piglin child shyly pressed the drawing into Tubbo's hands, humming. Slowly, he signed the word “family”, darting his eye towards the floor.

“Your family?” Tubbo couldn’t help but be curious about the kid. He and Ranboo had let him stay in the mansion, of course, after they couldn’t find his home, and they’d almost started to see him as a son, but of course, he must have a family back there. It was like a stab to the gut, but it was for the best that Micheal go home, if he had one.

Micheal nodded, his pigtails bouncing.

Smiling, Tubbo opened up the paper, and gasped at what he saw. It was him, Ranboo, and Micheal, in amber and gold childish scribbles. Written next to him and Ranboo, in shakey text, was “daddies” and next to Micheal was “miky”.

Tubbo was tearing up. He'd never expected to be a father so young, at seventeen, but fuck, he loved his little Micheal more than anything, and the idea that the shy kid who still hid under his covers loved him like a father- it was enough to get to him.

Micheal anxiously pawed at Tubbo's fur. “Da-da?” His words had the same clipped tone Techno and Ranboo had, an Enderian accent.

“I'm okay, Mikey. Just… happy.”

—

“Do you know what this colour is?”

“Eau de nil.” Tommy gave an unimpressed glare. “What, did you think I didn’t know colours because I’m a Big Man? That’s a bit sexist, innit.”

Tubbo blinked. “I was just asking a question, man.”

—

The crater was stained by explosions, the colour of ash painting over every flag, every charred skeleton that would have been a house, every bone peeking out that Tubbo could only hope was an animal, and not one of his citizens.

It didn’t get easier. Whoever said that was a fucking liar. Tubbo always found himself back at those ruins, almost instinctively, and each time it felt like a punch to the gut, a sign of his failures. Maybe if he hadn’t been president, maybe…

You shouldn’t be expected to do any different. You were a child. It wasn’t your fault. some selfish part of him says, and he wants so bad to believe it but he can’t.

—

Tommy stood on the beach, a strained smile and tears already starting to form, as Wilbur took his leave. For some reason, he got the urge in those final moments to study everything- the tilt of his brow, the cascading blond locks that hadn’t been cut in months, that gaunt, pale face of his, the deep cerulean of his staring eyes.

Wilbur waved goodbye-

And that would be the last time he ever saw his brother alive.

—

A trail of crimson lead the hunter to his prey, wobbly footsteps in the snow slowly tapering along the same path. Taking the moment to analyse their distance, Dream realised with an amused hum that Tommy couldn’t have been able to do much more than hobble away. The determination of that boy always astonished him.

“Oh, Tommy…” he trilled, sadistic excitement in his voice. it was fine it was fine he could have a little fun he wasn’t a bad person right “I've found you!”

—

Tubbo slipped the silver ring onto one of Ranboo's claws by the light of the fire, and Ranboo did the same with a golden one.

“So… we're married now?” Ranboo twitched his ears.

“Yeah. I mean, I’d like to have a wedding some day, but for now…” Tubbo sighed, leaning onto his friend's- no, his husband's- shoulder. “Shit's pretty hectic. I just- y’know. I thought we should do it, before, y’know. Maybe one of us won’t live til eighteen, till there’s enough peace we can have parties and flowers. I don’t wanna be buried without you by my side.”

“That’s. Pessimistic.”

“Realistic, if you’re to be honest.” Tubbo took a second to take it all in. “So. Marriage. Does it feel like how you expected?”

“It doesn’t feel any different at all, honestly.”

“It doesn’t.” Tubbo leaned further into the warmth of Ranboo's vest. “That’s why I like it so much.”

—

Quackity unfurled his wings for the first time in a long while as he lay on the stone floor of the ravine, breathing a sigh of relief as they freed themselves from their bindings.

Schlatt had made him hide them- ugly things, he said, a disgusting mustard yellow colour that looked unsightly with every suit and left him looking far too hideous to be the eye candy he wanted, but he wasn’t Schlatt's anymore. He'd thrown his engagement ring into the fucking mud, where it belonged, and seeing the empty air on his fingers where the diamond ring used to be felt like a chain cut loose.

“You sure you don’t want a sleeping bag, Big Q?” Tommy said quizzically, tending to the fire.

Quackity yawned, rolling over onto the soft feathers of one of his wings and blanketing himself with the other. “Nah, man. I'm fine.”

“You gusta?”

Quackity laughed. “Yeah, me gusta.”

—

“Tommy?”

The ghost's voice sounded frailer than ever, barely audible from inside the Tnret, and Tommy didn’t move from where he was curled up on the makeshift bed.

“Tommy?” he repeated. “Tommy, if you’re not going to come out I’m going to have to come in because I’m melting in the rain.”

Tommy groaned. “Sure. Fine. C'mon in, Ghostbur.”

The half-melted parts of the ghost immediately sprung back to normal the second he saw Tommy, smile widening across his face. “Hi, Tommy. I missed you and I wanted to give you some blue, because I knew you were upset because…” He scrunched up his face in concentration. “Because of something! I can’t remember.”

Dream, but Ghostbur didn’t need to know that. Tommy gave the ghost a weak grin. “Go ahead then, man. I’m waiting.”

Cheerfully, Ghostbur took some of the sky blue substance flowing out of where a wound would have stood if he was a human, pressing the weird-feeling, sorta powdery substance he seemed to love so much in Tommy's palm. “There you go. Calm yourself.”

—

“… Do you think I look like a freak?”

Tubbo didn’t process Tommy's soft voice for a second, the vulnerability foreign. The idea of Tommy- loud Tommy, excitable Big Man Tommy- ever openly stating his insecurities where anyone could hear… that wasn’t like him at all.

“Course not. Why'd you think so?”

Tommy glanced down at the ground, and Tubbo gripped tighter onto his arm. Surely, he wouldn’t let himself fall from the tower, but Tubbo had thought the same and been wrong once before. “I mean- I can’t grow up, for one. You and Ranboo, you’re all tall and shit and you're not all skin and bones, and you’re getting all- y’know, like an adult, and I still look like a fucking kid. I’m stuck looking like I am the day I died. I look so weird next to you, now. You’re a grown ass man, and I’m a fuckin' teenager.”

Tommy took a breath, tugging on the white ends of his fringe. “And-and you've seen what he's done to me. The bruises, the scars, the white in my hair and how my skin's all grey and sickly looking. And- you can see every one of my bones. I look like I haven’t ate in days, and it’s not- no matter how much I eat, I look like I’m a freak. How do you stand it?”

Tubbo buried Tommy in a hug, holding him tight. “You’re my best friend, man. You could never look- look like a freak to me. Just a Tommy. Like, dude. Do you think my scars make me look freaky?”

“Of course not!”

“Well, there you go.”

—

Tommy clung to Sam's back like it was a lifelife, the foliage beneath his fingers rustling and letting out a soft hiss. The rain fell down in sheets, soaking through the meagre rags he had left and leaving sodden curls stuck to his face, and it was an uncomfortable ride- even if Sam was like a centaur and shit, that didn’t mean he knew how to carry a half-conscious teenager comfortably through the night.

Tommy had never felt happier in weeks.

He was free. He was free and Sam wasn’t going to let him go- go back there. He'd promised. Tommy buried his face into the soft, grass like material that covered Sam like fur- green, but a dark forest green, not his green- and cried, for the first time in a long time, tears of happiness and not sorrow.

[rebecca-babe]

out of char

watching the amazing digital circus pilot writing down my thoughts

DONT READ IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED IT YET

-ooh the change in graphics was so good

-why does Caine enter the screen like a deflating balloon you've blown up and set loose

-WHY THE HELL DOES BUBBLE TALK LIKE THAT I DIDNT KNOW IT WOULD TALK AT ALL MUCH LESS SOUNDING LIKE >THAT< DEAR GOD THAT SENT A SHOCK THROUGH ME I WAS PARALYZED FOR A FULL MINUTE JUST IN SHOCK

-the soundtrack???? It actually sounds like a kids show when they introduce them. ALSO gangle is so cute

-someone fire kaufmo bc why is he not showing up. Disrespectful. Also does it bug anyone else that they say ragathas name like raga?? No tha??? Just me, ok.

-the 'why' in the 🎶we don't know why🎶 is so good

-SOMEONE HELP POMNI OUT SHE IS SO CONFUSED

-i didn't get the Jax simps before... I'm not saying he's hot he just has sassy fav character potential

-can someone actually acknowledge pomni or is she gonna go insane by herself

-the censorship... I love how pom goes straight to swearing. Also it seems like you put I headset on and then you become a part of the circus? Like... a vr headset? Something like that?

-RAGATHA HAS NO FEET

-IM DYING CAINE IS LIKE "stop swearing girl this show is supposed to be PG 😊" and pom is just like "SHIT BITCH FUCK ASS. BITCH!!!"

-pomni is so baby

-"did someone say something about an insect collection?"

-micheal kovatch really gets all the good roles huh

-ZOOBLES VOICE. MOMMY?

-i thought pom was gonna have a panic attack instead she just spirals

-NEVERMIND. I HATE JAX. HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO GANGLE DID YOU HEAR HER VOICE IM SOBBING BABY NOOOO

-" the GROUNDS! 🎪🍓😊😁🎶 drown yourself at the digital lake 🍓🎶🎪😊"

-was not expecting a flirty moon. Huh

-bubble what. "Why are you like this..."

- I- that was an exit door. The way Caine just goes DIGITAL HALLUCINATIONS! and shuts her down makes me think Caine is keeping them there all on purpose. either that or the exit door is something evil that Caine wants to protect them from.

-"I said that like five minutes ago"

-"YOU! do you like adventure? Activity? Wonder? Danger? HORROR? PAIN? SUFFERING? AGONY? DEATH? DISEASE?! DEATH??!!! angel food cake?"

-Caine is actually insane what. YOU PARASITE!!!

-gather the gloinks has bisexual letters

-Caine is insane pt 2

-really hoping the way to defeat a gloink is to beat the shit out of it

-"oh no. They killed zooble. Anyway do you guys want to get something to eat"

Yeah I'm only at 7 minutes so I'll stop now. I'll keep going when I wanna blab about something

-CRYBABY AND HOOHAH 😭

-gangle is my favorite. I love her. She is baby.

-OH MY GOD. OHHH MY GOD. LITTLE RUNMO REFERENCE!!!

-uhh. Yall pomni isn't okay. Can someone help her out

-oh damn. The end is just pomni realizing she'll be there forever. She needs a hug

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

Poker Buddies AU as my favorite PurpleEyesWTF quotes

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Max: Do you think McDonald's is open this late? I need to get my Big Mac on.

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Brock: Just look on the bright side....How can this get stupider than it already is?

Max, elsewhere: HEY YOU KIDS WANNA BE ON FIRE

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Brock: Today is a good day to die! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Max: I can live entirely on a diet of crayons and lighter fluid.

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Ash: OH BOOHOO! YOU'RE GAY, YOU'RE LESBIAN, YOU'RE STRAIGHT! MY PENIS DOESN'T WORK!!

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Sam: And suddenly from my perspective, things look awful.

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Claptrap: Have you seen a British person? I haven't, therefore they don't exist.

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Max: TYCHO! WE HAVE TO KILL THE TOOTH FAIRY!

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Claptrap, about GlaDoS: I just don't think she sees the real me.

Max: Yeah, no that's....whatever. Hey, you didn't happen to see Heavy or the charred remains of a helicopter anywhere, did you? Because at this point, either would be fine.

Claptrap: I can't say that I have.

Brock: MAX!!

Max: Oh I gotta go! *runs away* Cya later!

Brock, running past Claptrap: GET BACK HERE!

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Strong Bad: Ah yes. Swords. Nature's knives.

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Max: One time I swallowed a whole bottle of blush to get cover-up on my organs.

Tycho: I'll admit...That's one creative way of feeling pretty on the inside.

Max: Who said anything about feeling pretty?

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Tycho: Holy shit! Did you hear that?

Ash: Yeah. Somebody fucked a sheep.

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Tycho: Heavy!

Heavy: Huh?

Tycho: Who would win in a fight...Me or Goku?

Heavy: Goku.

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Random old guy: Get in the car and I'll give some you candy.

Max, giddy: Dumbass!

Max: You just lost yourself some candy!

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Tycho: Dear Micheal Bay,

Thank you for casting Shia LeBouf in the Transformers movies. Go to hell.

Love, Tycho

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Brock, staring Tycho in the eyes: The day I snap, you’re the first to go.

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Tycho: Well Max, it was great to have you over for dinner, although there was really no need for you to eat all the silverware.

Max: I need to be under constant supervision.

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Max: Thuuuurrrr....urrrr....

Ash: The.

Max: Fuuuurrrr.....rrrr....

Ash: Following.

Max: Following. Iuuurrr....iii....

Ash: Is.

Max: It’s not a damn race!

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Max: Ash. Tycho. Don’t worry.

Ash: Now I’m worried.

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Max: YEAH WHOO!

Ash: What the hell is going on?

Strong Bad: Max is drinking beer.

Max: I’M DRINKING BEER!

Ash: ...I thought we were going to go fight Skunkape.

Max: FUCKIN DRUNK!

Sam: ...Max is just getting ready in his own way.

Max: AW SHIT I SPILLED IT!

[a-froger-epic]

I don't feel comfortable going off anon so you can just read this and then delete it.

Gram Parsons was a part of the band Flying Burrito Brothers they did every genre of music from rock to gospel-soul music. He told I think his manager Phil that he wanted his ashes spread in Joshua National Tree Park probably fucked up the name there but anyway, since he loved that place and practically lived there when not in LA. So him, Dale, Micheal, Phil, Gram's girlfriend Margaret, and Dale's unnamed girlfriend all went to stay at JNTP Inn. Where Gram got morphine from an unknown woman.

He injected himself and OD. Margaret shoved ice cubes up his ass and put him in a cold shower which worked. He was up and talking. Dale was left in charged to watch over Gram and then Gram stopped breathing. Dale tried CPR but failed. Margaret and Dale both watched Gram die. Finally they call a fucking ambulance and he's pronounced dead on arrival.

Now Gram"s stepfather is a POS okay. He wanted Gram buried in Louisiana so he could take Gram's little wealth and the family estate which didn't belong to the stepfather since he wasn't blood.

Phil and Micheal couldn't allow this. Gram wanted to be cremated and his ashes spread. So with a shit ton of booze to make a elephant drunk they take a loaned hearse, while dressed as cowboys. And take his body back from the airport where he's meant to be fly back to Louisiana. So the duo crash in JNTP and they pour five gallons of gasoline on Gram and his coffin. Causing a fireball. But cremation and gasoline are different. So instead of having Gram's ashes they had a cooked charred Gram instead. Police were of course called. The duo was fined $750 each and made to do community service.Gram was sadly buried in Louisiana against his wishes but his stepfather didn't get anything.

Gram's wealth and estate where split between his wife, girlfriend, sister, and his daughter. And the family denied the whole illegal cremation happening and won't talk about it. The end.

Oh well, I'm posting it because it's definitely something. I also ended up googling it, and yep, that sure is... quite the tale, anon!

[quinnallerton]

Okay this is a long one. Put triggers warnings if needed.

Gram Parsons was a part of the band Flying Burrito Brothers they did every genre of music from rock to gospel-soul music. He told I think his manager Phil that he wanted his ashes spread in Joshua National Tree Park probably fucked up the name there but anyway, since he loved that place and practically lived there when not in LA.

So him, Dale, Micheal, Phil, Gram's girlfriend Margaret, and Dale's unnamed girlfriend all went to stay at JNTP Inn. Where Gram got morphine from an unknown woman.

He injected himself and OD. Margaret shoved ice cubes up his ass and put him in a cold shower which worked. He was up and talking.

Dale was left in charged to watch over Gram and then Gram stopped breathing. Dale tried CPR but failed. Margaret and Dale both watched Gram die. Finally they call a fucking ambulance and he's pronounced dead on arrival.

Now Gram"s stepfather is a POS okay. He wanted Gram buried in Louisiana so he could take Gram's little wealth and the family estate which didn't belong to the stepfather since he wasn't blood.

Phil and Micheal couldn't allow this. Gram wanted to be cremated and his ashes spread. So with a shit ton of booze to make a elephant drunk they take a loaned hearse, while dressed as cowboys. And take his body back from the airport where he's meant to be fly back to Louisiana. So the duo crash in JNTP and they pour five gallons of gasoline on Gram and his coffin. Causing a fireball.

But cremation and gasoline are different. So instead of having Gram's ashes they had a cooked charred Gram instead. Police were of course called. The duo was fined 750 each and made to do community service.

Gram was sadly buried in Louisiana against his wishes but his stepfather didn't get anything. Gram's wealth and estate where split between his wife, girlfriend, sister, and his daughter. And the family denied the whole illegal cremation happening and won't talk about it.

And that's the end of it. Go Google it if you don't believe me.

TW: crazy!!

As I was reading this, I remembered hearing this before!

Thanks for telling me about it again.

What an absolute Cluster fuck of a story!

[dreamofkpop]

family matters

stray kids 10th member au

Charlie x Valerie x Stray Kids

[for those don’t know, or have forgotten Valerie is Charlie’s step-sister (she’s the same age as minho) and she hates Charlie & Jacob (Charlie’s twin brother) she is very rude to them.]

important information: Charlie’s father and step mother are both unfit to work at the time after a incident so Valerie is looking after their companies (which are massive) because neither Charlie or Jacob are able to do it...and their recoveries could take months.

questions? thoughts? requests? send me an ask!

bold = english

(gif not mine! credit to owner!)

October 21st - unveil showcase

“we can eat now!!” Felix cheered, as they exited the stage and walked down the long corridor back to the dressing room. most of the boys laughed at his enthusiasm, agreeing with him. Charlie walked behind them all with her head down, deep in thought.

that couldn’t of been her in the crowd, why would she be in korea, why would she come to the showcase. why-

her little train of thought was cut if when someone slipped their hand into hers, tugging on it a little. she looked down at her hand then up at the person, it was Minho. 

“what’s wrong with you? you’re never this quiet” he nudged her shoulder with his own, a small smile painted onto his lips. Charlie shook her head dismissively and looked back down

“it’s nothing, just thinking about something”

Minho pulled his hand from hers and swung his arm over shoulder. “about what? you seem....troubled” he raised on eyebrow at her. the younger laughed and leaned against him, “you sound like my English teacher..” Minho laughed at her comment before she started talking again “i just thought i saw someone in the crowd” 

“ahhhh okay” he nodded. with no attempts to continue the conversation from either of them they walked in silence, listening to the other boys bicker playfully, that was until the sound of feet running down the corridor and shouts caught the attention of the whole group. 

“hey! charlie, wait!”

i recognize that voice charlie thought and spun around coming face to face with her step sister, Valerie. the older girl skid to a stop in front of Charlie, breathing heavily. “Jesus Christ girl you need to pay more attention to the people around you” she snapped. 

Charlie scoffed and went to reply but remembered the boys were with her she quickly turned back to them. “you guys go ahead, seems like I've got company to deal with” she rolled her eyes. 

“who is she?” Hyunjin piped up, Charlie glanced behind her before answering “my step sister from hell”

some of the boys bit back laughs, Charlie as well. “i’ll join you guys once I've sorted this out, but if i’m not back in 10 minutes someone come look for me” 

they all nodded and turned around, shuffling towards the dressing room and disappearing through the door. once she was sure they had all gone she turned to Valerie. “two thing. one, why the hell are you here? two, what the hell do you want?” 

Valerie scoffed and crossed her arms over her chest “that’s no way to talk to your sweet older sister is it?” she fluttered her false lashes, a wicked smile on her lips.

Charlie took a step threatening step forwards. “you are not my sister, and you’ll never be. so tell what you need to and get lost” she glared up at the girl. usually Charlie held back during arguments with Valerie but that wasn’t going to be the case today.

 “okay first things first darling, you are not allowed to talk to me like that. i’m older than you and that means you respect me, got it?” she grabbed Charlie by the collar of her shirt, tugging her forward.Charlie grabbed hold of her wrists, yanking them off her collar and pushing the older girl backwards. 

“i have no respect for you and i never will” she kissed her teeth, glaring at Valerie. “just tell me what you were gonna say and fuck off, i don’t have time for this” Charlie took a step back, shoving her hands into her pockets and leaning all her weight onto her left leg. 

“oh, right!” Valerie giggled obnoxiously which made Charlie roll her eyes. “i have some exciting news for you!! you’re going to have a step-niece soon!!” Charlie’s eyes widened and her jaw dropped as she watvhed the older girl move her hands over her stomach.

“y-you’re...you’re pregnant?!” she yelled, startling Valerie “wait hold on, give me a minute. you, the biggest bitch on the planet, are having a child?” she snapped.

Valerie’s face contorted in anger. “you will not raise your voice at me! you are not allowed to do that!”

throwing her hands over head, Charlie walked in a small circle. “so i can’t raise my voice at you but you can scream at me all you want?! no see that’s not how it is works mate if i’m gonna raise my voice then i will!“ Charlie raised her voice, glaring daggers at Valerie. “so tell me, who’s the dad?” she crossed her arms over her chest and tapped her foot against the floor. 

a proud smile grazed over Valerie’s face. “a man, Micheal, that i met at a party a couple of months ago!” Charlie felt like her eyes were gonna pop out of their sockets at the amount they had widened. 

“okay so if i’m hearing correctly you got knocked up by some guy that you met a couple of MONTHS ago at a PARTY?!” Charlie stressed the words ‘months’ and ‘party’. Her mind flicked to the company, a bad feeling washing over her.

“have you completely forgotten about the company? you are in charge of one of the worlds biggest companies and you go and get knocked up by some guy? do you not realize how much responsibility you have right now? Who’s gonna look after the company when you go on maternity leave, cause my dad and your mum aren’t gonna be well enough when that happens so who’s gonna do it?” Charlie snapped, the vein in the side of her neck bulging. 

an evil smirk and glare took over Valerie’s features. “that’s for you to decide sis, gotta run~” she winked and took of running before Charlie could register it. 

a heavy sigh escaped her lips as she rubbed her hands over her face. “i fucking hate her” she muttered angrily. stomping towards the dressing room, she stood outside the door taking a few deeps breaths to calm herself down. “okay charlie calm down, don’t tell them what happened” she spoke to herself before opening the door. 

“Noona!!” Jeongin shouted when he saw her enter. “what happened out there?” he ran up to her. Charlie giggled and ruffled his hair. “nothing jeonginnie, just a little.....family business” he nodded and ran off to where he had been sat.

Charlie took a seat in the furthest corner of the room, pulling off her hoodie and dropping it into her lap before dropping her head into her hands, feeling a headache beginning to form in her head.

pushing her hands up onto her head, she knocked off her hat and ran her hands through her blonde hair before closing her eyes. someone crouched in front of her, gently placing their hands on her knees to steady themselves. Charlie opened her eyes and looked up, becoming eye level with Felix. 

“Charlie...” his deep voice rang through her ears. “yes lix?” she asked, leaning her arms on her thighs. “what happened with your step-sister? you like your ready to cry and or murder someone” he laughed, Charlie weakly smiled and looked down. 

“its a long story lix, i’m sure you don’t wanna hear it” she played with a loose thread on her jumper, distracting herself. looking p, she saw Felix shrug and check the nonexistent watch on his wrist. “I've got time, spill, what’s going on?” 

with a drawn out sigh, Charlie sat up and pressed her palms flat against her thighs. “so y’know my dad and step-mum own these companies and shit but they got into a really bad accident a couple months ago and they’re both in hospital blah blah blah and my step-sister had to basically run the company and shit. turns out she’s pregnant which means that soon enough she’ll go on maternity leave and i know for a fact that my parents wont be well enough by then which means that there’ll be no one to look after the company because i can’t do it and neither could Jacob and....and...” she started breathing heavily, beginning to panic.

Felix gently placed his hand on her face making her look at him. “hey char, look at me, you’re panicking, breath okay? go on, in....out, again” he helped her calm down then let her lean her head on his shoulder. 

“i can’t deal with this now Felix, not with how busy things are going to get, i don’t want any of this stress...it’s too much” her voice dropped to no higher than a whisper, Felix barely hearing it over the boys’ loud bickering behind him. 

his hand gently threaded through her hair. “i know Charlie, first a breakup and now this...” at the word ‘breakup’ Charlie pushed herself up and looked up at him questioningly. 

“how did you know?” she raised her eyebrow cautiously. Felix chuckled and shook his head. “the night you two broke up, he told me and hyunjin what happened” he said quietly, remembering the others didn’t know. 

Charlie groaned and rested her head back onto his shoulder. “why must my life be such a fuck up?” she shook her head. Felix started playing with her hair again to calm her down. “don’t worry char, things will work out eventually” 

she went to reply when their manager walked into the room, announcing it was time to leave. Felix stood up and pulled Charlie with him, chuckling when she slumped against him, “okay, let’s get you back to the dorms...you need sleep”

[7-143]

20 Questions Tag

Rules: answer 20 questions and tags 20 people you want to know better. I was tagged by @imnotobsessed-youare

(this is my first time doing one of these, i’ve neve been tagged before. Thankyou:))

1. Nickname- As a rule I hate shortening my name, people try - Lottie, Charlie, Char. But I always squash them down quick

2. Zodiac sign- Aries

3. Hogwarts house- Ravenclaw

4. Height- 5′ 8″ 

5. Last thing I googled- tips on moving from Toronto to Calgary (im going through my 2 year cycle of moving somewhere new, loving it, being ok with it, bored with it, time to move again)

6. Favourite artists- it varies wildly depending on my mood. Elle King, Ed Sheeran, Lorde, Ludovico Einaudi, Corb Lund 

7. Song stuck in my head at the moment- anything covered by Micheal Henry & Justin Robinett. they’re on repeat atm.

8. Followers- 342

9. Following- 182

10. Do I get asks- hardly ever, please come say hi, i dont know anyone irl who likes hockey so always need buddies to hang out with

11. Amount of sleep- between 4-14 hours depending on who the fuck knows

12. Lucky numbers- its not lucky but I love 7 and 77

13. What am I wearing- tiny shorts and ripped tshirt with a cheesy quote on. i have no a/c it fucking hot

14. Dream Job- Forensic Accountant. give me a giant pile of motivation, extra dose of brain cells, ton of money and ten years and i’ll get there

15. Instruments- used to play Alto Sax - doubt I could now tho

16. Languages- Only English fluently, bunch of random words in French, Spanish and Welsh

7. Favourite song- changes too often

18. Random fact- otters hold hands to stop floating away while they sleep

19. Asthectic- pale pink/light grey/white/lace/bows everywhere. outfits, home decor etc.  rebelling against my tomboy childhood

20. Dream trip- New Zealand or Japan or African Safari. I love travelling, its a long list

I tag: anyone who has never done one of these before but always secretly wanted to 

[thatcrackheadnextdoor]

So I decided to collect the weird things I hear I've had the list for about a year now and I thought I would share

You not liking candy corn is the most homophopic thing I've heard you say -catiy

You mother fucker I stepped in your piss-random guy in hall way

All jim no slim - Ronan

TWINE!-  kaz

Anybody can peg- catiy

You can't steal boobs ! -joe .p

A big smack from McDonald's- Evi

How about them cow boys mr Dunlea- kid in Supreme jacket

Make like a banana and bread - char chars brother

He zoomin like a caddilac - random hallway guy

Penis reavel-bleacher man

I'll grab your penis- bleacher man

When half the drama harmonizes with the school bell

Yes this is Naruto with guns-  conner

Im not retiring stop asking me- Alexis the high schooler

Never ever underestimate the power of a man- mimi my grandmother post stroke said to my lesbian mother

I could eat manynoise with a spoon.-jordan

Most white people-jordan in response to the question to who likes manynoise

It's pH not f - random hallway guy

You need to stop twat waffle - ryan

I got pinkeye when I was five from eating ass -hallway girl

I'm gonna marry your grandma - catiy

You fuck dolls??- Josh p.

YOU OVER ESTAMAITE THE FRAGILITY OF SAND DOLLARS- me

Your damp- catlin packer

Don't be a adult it's a scam- Kai

Don't poop in my cheerios - kid in advisory

We're gonna have to offer your pig baby up for sacrifice-mrs SR

I need a pacifier for my yarn ball-Lilith

Stop trying to touch pistachio- Lilith

I just yelled at your tit -lillith

I castrated my corn dog-Marvin

Don't kidnap people- mr chambers

I'm having a extatainal crisis because of cement-me

I am your French girl paint me - Johnn said monotone

Fuck their too whimsical man- noah

My ass is so big-Ronan

Are men really people-caity

Don't have the sexy- caity

Paybacks a bitch and so am I- penny mom

Is it a sin to jack off -marvn

Rember God is always watching-Jeffrey

You Are the perry the platypus to my doffimsters-kaz

My step dad got a new girlfriend and she won't stop eating my fruit snacks-Josh

My legs are not being legs and I don't know what to do-Josh

I figured i would share that drowning is bad -Mrs brizz

Checkmate God-jordan

Oh the drama of the kings Hawaiian-chris mom

We're not playing pass the jizz this my jizz all for me -kaz

You have a sexy ass liver bitch- Eleanor

Don't cut your face off -Kai

There's so much boob in this deck -Micheal

There's the bone marrow -random hallway girl

My eye brows are sculpted by a God -caity

I flabbergasted your mom last night -random cafeteria person