#Meanwhile it explains much about poor Konrad
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The primarch's growths as children-adult are frankly disturbing and I feel so bad for the ones raising them. Like at least one of their caretakers/adoptive parents were sobbing over how tall their weird son was getting.
At least Guilliman was somewhat normal. Still, i feel so bad because he would have been fucking huge at 12.
This isn't even mentioning Sanguinius or Fulgrim, who both came from abject poverty. Like clothing either would be terrible especially Sanguinius because of his massive ass wings. Not to mention the fact Sanguinius I think was also the fastest growing/maturing of the primarchs so the Blood must've had some hell with that one. "Wow you're twelve year old is strong" "Thanks, he's actually three months"
like there's so much absurdity there
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