#Me personally I love Mailtime

[adhdbisexualramblings]

(also the poll is blue too isn’t that funny)

[itskenwaybitch]

h e l l o ! ~ ★

→ i’m kennedy (or skye, or wolf, or ken, or...whatever) nice to meet you!

→ 20. she/they. lesbian who would make a very special exception for a choice few fictional men. furry + suiter. rabid fangirl of various things. horse girl. undergad psychology student. self-shipper (i'm totally okay with sharing! in fact PLEASE TALK TO ME if we have an f/o in common!!!!). shitpost curator.

→ my one and only blog for any and all interests. i can't run multiple blogs, i don't have the energy or brain capacity for that. :) 👍

→ character anons + roleplay blogs welcome!!!

→ tone indicators are appreciated!

→ minors are REQUIRED to block my nsfw tag: #˚✧nsfw

→ DNI: MINORS UNDER 16. PEDOS. ZOOS. BIGOTS. NAZIS. CONSERVATIVES. JUST ANY GENERAL HATEFUL HUMAN BEING.

→ tag directory + interests + f/os under the cut!

→ carrd

t a g s ~ ★

→ fair warning: i have a tag for EVERYTHING!! i feel like they are self-explanatory for the most part, but if you're confused, come here for a reference! :3 i also add new tags a lot so don't be surprised to see things pop up here.

#˚✧denkeeping - any info posts like this. masterlist. about me. etc.

#˚✧brainrot - rambles + infodumping.

#˚✧packtalk - sayin stuff

#˚✧resources - anything that other people made that i use! post templates, dividers, decorations, etc.

#˚✧titanposting - attack on titan stuff.

#˚✧asscreed - assassin’s creed stuff.

#˚✧watcherihardlyknowher - watcher stuff.

#˚✧nomourners - grishaverse stuff

#˚✧dnp - dan and phil stuff

#˚✧baldgate - baldur's gate stuff

#˚✧delusion - self-insert/self-ship stuff. block if you cringe. this is my silly little blog. let me be cringe and delusional in peace.

#˚✧mailtime! - asks. anons, friends, and character anons will get their own tag with their name/emoji in front. ex: jean mail time!

#˚✧furryshit - i feel like this needs no explanation.

#˚✧skye’sshippingco. - ship stuff.

#˚✧lolz - memes

#˚✧🐺🩷{insert character name here} - a way to better organize posts dedicated to my faves.

#˚✧nsfw - self explanatory

#˚✧🩷{person} - interactions with friendos!

#˚✧tagthings - challenges/prompts/stuff you guys tag me in :p

#˚✧g(r)eek - anything ancient greece or greek mythology related

loves/interests ~ ★

→ attack on titan

→ alternative music [pierce the veil, idkhow, fall out boy, maneskin, system of a down, to name a few]

→ assassin's creed

→ six of crows

→ red dead redemption 2

→ baldur's gate 3

→ various horse games (Kenway on HI3 + Kendra Ponyheart on SSO)

→ the nightmare before christmas. (fuck tim burton tho)

→ phandom

→ watcher/buzzfeed unsolved

→ equestrian sports and anything horse related. i ride hunters/equitation!

→ wolves

→ the furry fandom (SFW ONLY PLS)

→ greek mythology

→ psychology, sociology, anthropology, all the -ologies...

→ mushrooms, frogs, nature-y cottage core vibes, ya know

→ shitposting

f / o s ~ ★

→ ratonhnhaké:ton/connor kenway - assassin's creed III

→ kassandra - assassin's creed odyssey

→ jean kirschtein (season 4 specifically) - attack on titan

→ more to come im sure lol. me and my simp ass.

[3rddimension]

Ok here I go anon!

From the Defy-owned era of Smosh (2016-2018) I'd recommend looking up the playlists on yt of the different shows of the pit squad since they're in every vid: Day Jobs Series, Squad Vlogs and Show w/ no name (the ones they're in together)

ALL Smosh pit videos in that era are basically Court, Shayne, Liv, Keith and Noah so anything tagged 'squad vlogs' like board games vids, field trips, spin the bottle vids, thrift shop vids and mailtime vids all have sh*urtney moments. Def search for them and binge any one of them.

Any winter games or summer games series are a fun binge and they usually have the two of them interacting.

As for specific videos that are favs of mine from the older ones:

Twitter shocking challenge 1

Twitter shocking challenge 2 (just hilarious and c has said several times that this is her fav smosh vid)

Blow up doll charades (very entertaining i love the pit squad my babies)

Egg roulette challenge w/ D*mien H*as and Sh*yne T*pp (Damien's first appearance w the smosh pit squad and he's adorable)

Dirty Toilet Trouble (again one of damien's first vids on smosh after shayne brought him in and he's so quick witted and effortlessly charming)

Illuminati confirmed (squad vlogs)

We have dirty minds (squad vlogs)

Sick and twisted charades (very good vid, c is insanely good at charades and s is def impressed)

Insane pie eating challenge with smosh

Beauty and the Beast Hot Pepper Karaoke (absolutely hilarious everyone is hot and struggling)

Who knows me best challenge

Which Hogwarts house are we in?

Specific 'recent' vids I don't think many people have seen:

The most annoying kid sketches (their characters Jordan Schwartz and Rachel Mathis crush on each other)

Dude Perfect Parody

C's yt channel vids - 'I vlog the smosh fam during summer camp' , 'I film the smosh fam literally going insane from the heat' , 'I found an old box of memories in my closet' and obv her mythicon vlog w s

C*urtney Miller and Sh*yne Topp talk Smosh and Stuff (c got invited s to a movie premiere because she didn't wanna go alone and they got awkwardly interviewed)

House Games Challenge with Smosh (a challenge video with Noah and Ian teaming up against Sh*urtney but it was hosted on some unknown channel, might be privated now idk I'll check if I have it saved)

Tntl no props (from 2021 but watch it if you haven't, he makes her laugh so easily)

C's podcast appearance on En(baby) podcast, she talks about how s is the first person who truly saw her for who she is and she was comfortable opening up to about her gender identity (video version not available, only audio)

C and S appearance on Trevor's podcast for MythiCon (video and audio versions available)

And finally ofc Dept of Weird Sounds on yt for compilations and them you can look up specific videos to see the full thing if you want. Have fun!

HOLY SMOKE. This is the list right there. For anyone want to catchup on everything!

I think they privated House Games Challenge video now since I tried to find awhile ago.

[paranerdnicky]

(Oh) hi Mark...

Okay I keep rambling on a server I'm in but I worry I'm gonna bore everyone so here goes, people don't have to read this. I've gotten so emotional, the London YW show is next month and I think it's just hitting me it's a real thing.

Mark, I've been watching you for 5/6 years now. I'll never forget my friend proudly putting on an amnesia video saying "you HAVE to watch this guy" so I did. And I loved it immediately.

I won't give you the hero worship thing, I know you don't like that. But your videos were always there for me.

There when the first man I lived with moved out after a really bad breakup, I sat there all night watching your mailtime videos.

There when I finally got help with my mental issues, and having to relive childhood abuse to work through it.

There when my friend who introduced me to you got cancer and I visited everyday and we'd watch your videos and she would feel more like her again (she's now cancer free thank god)

There when I was a teenage mum all alone wondering what the hell I was doing.

There when I was diagnosed with ME/CFS and the days I feel like a shell of a person.

And every other time, good or bad. I've laughed and cried with you, you've always been there even when no-one else was, without even knowing it.

I'd always see people go to conventions and see you, I'd always wished to be even a small part of that but we've never had much money. But this time, London. I finally get to be a part of that. And I'm so grateful and happy.

My mental condition is managed, I'm learning how to cope with my chronic illness day by day and I now share my life with a wonderful man and you're part of that. I did it all myself but I also couldn't have done it without you.

See you in 41 days, and thankyou. For just being you. (Also I'm sorry if you see a grown ass woman emotional but this will be why!)

You'll probably never see this, or see me, but that's okay. It's out there, and I'm still thankful.

💙

@markiplier

[ajninami-fr-blog]

The Ex

Long text post, personal. Possibly worth your time.

@moonlitdergs @zerohour-fr

And here it begins.

I was driving home from work one evening (about 20 min give or take speeding) and decided I would call my (now ex) boyfriend to chat with. We live about 45 minutes away from each other and with our busy lives we rarely get a chance to talk/see each other uninterrupted, so calls like these were normal. During this particular phone call, no matter what I tried to say or tell him he would only respond with short, uninterested answers. After about 15 minutes of this I finally asked him what was wrong, as he had been fine earlier in the day.

This lovely boyfriend of mine says that he is simply “testing” me, with no coherent explanation as to why. I decided to let this slide as I did with many other things I shouldn’t have, and continued trying to converse with him. After I had finally run out of things to try to start a conversation with, I stopped talking. Just maintained straight silence with him until I got home and parked in my garage. I told him I was home and that if he didn’t have anything to talk about I would be going to sleep (keep in mind this is late at night). He immediately launched into one of his “find out what’s wrong with AJ” speeches and would not let me end the call until I “tell him what’s wrong.”

To put it simply, I dumped him. And not in a mean or cruel way, I simply let him know that I was not into this relationship anymore and I felt it was time we went our separate ways. He breaks down (as usual), I block him because I know what’s coming *you’ll understand why later*. This happened a week or two before our one year anniversary.

To say that I felt a burden lifted from my shoulders is an understatement. I literally skipped into the house singing a random song at the top of my lungs. I wrestled with my dog to her excitement and my pleasure at the feeling of not having to go check my phone for the latest boring small talk lest I risk a full-blown investigation into my life choices. I took a nice, hot shower. I went to bed early, and have never slept better in my life...

And then I woke up. My mother was standing there, gently shaking me awake. I pulled myself up from my groggy state and asked her what the matter was. “(Let’s call him Conner) Conner is in the driveway.” “...whaat?” “Conner is in the driveway, do you want me to tell him to leave?” I sat up straight. Oh no. No. No no no no. I started laughing, as by this point I was not surprised at all. All care for this emotional abuser of mine was wiped clean when I liberated myself last night. I told my mother to leave him there, I would go up and talk to him. She left, and I got up. I took my time, getting dressed, brushing my teeth, having a nice breakfast. Conner stayed the entire time, sadly, so I decided to go grace him with my newfound independent presence.

I walked outside into the morning sunshine, embraced it for a moment, then turned to look at the pit of despair that I used to claim I loved *for the purposes of preventing him having an emotional breakdown. His face was stained with tears, a crusty beard poked out of his face, his unkempt hair I always thought was dead-looking had a particularly poignant screw-it-all feel today. I said hello a few times, but he wouldn’t acknowledge me, so I humored his attempt to control me one more time and walked his way, the feeling of power growing with every step I took of my own accord.

Finally he looked at me with his ugly eyes I always hated, and said the most shocking, unpredictable phrase I have ever heard to this day: “I wanted to say goodbye.” I wasn’t quite sure what to say, but decided the obvious would do: “You said that last night.” He gave me a dirty look, as though I had foiled some grand dramatic plan he had thought out. I couldn’t imagine why. He held up a shiny penny, as he always used to give them to me for the one cute thing he did. “I want you to have this.” *please note, he is ever so slowly starting to cry* I, again, chose the route of not playing along: “why?” His anger and frustration was beginning to rise, but I felt justified. “I want you to remember me with this.” I took the penny from him, looked at it for a moment, then tried to give it back. “I think you want to remember this more than I do, I’m just going to throw it away.” After some pointless back and forth about it I stuffed the penny in my pocket. “Well, you’ve said goodbye.” He started to cry, tears running down his face. I felt a twinge of guilt at leaving him, and in my final attempt to be the better person I gave him an awkward, but well-meaning hug that he accepted. I started to walk away but not before watching the grown man crumple into a ball on the ground sobbing my name like the man from the “leave britney alone” videos. Trying to hold back my laughter at the hilarity of the scene, I called my dogs away from licking his stricken, fetal form, and walked back into my house.

My parents greeted me and asked how I was doing. “Oh, I’m okay. He isn’t though, he’s laying on the ground crying.” My father decided to go out and confront him, while I watched a particularly shiny penny fall out of my pocket into a nearby trash can. After a few minutes, I watched Conner’s small car speed out of our driveway, and take off down the road. I found it odd that he would do that until I realized I had taken his goal away from him. The last time he showed up at my house crying to take him back, I did. And now he was like a child getting a toy taken away. Ah well, what’s done is done.

...But I was mad. I was furious. This child had taken it upon himself to do the very thing I specifically told him not to do again: invade my and my family’s persona space uninvited. I had tried to go through with this breakup in a mature way, but he had the gall to show up at my house crying his snots out in a manipulative attempt to get me back. I was done being “mature”.

I stormed down to my room and grabbed the corsages from proms and homecomings past, and carried them to my bathroom. I stopped and picked up a particular necklace on the way. I stared at these things in the bathroom, trying to figure out what sort of emotional expression I could come up with for these reminders of my horrendous relationship. It only took a moment for inspiration to come upon me, however:

Just imagine a video of me lighting a corsage on fire with a match here, captioned: “when you burn your ex’s shit ‘cause they made you feel like hell” **phone did not properly save video**

And last but by no means least:

It was a glorious time, I felt refreshed. People were sending me quite a few snapchats asking what was wrong, but I simply responded with “nothing. I feel amazing actually.” But I had forgotten to remove one very important person...

His sister.

We feuded over snapchat long into the night *I have screenshots of the convo that contain a lot of the reasons why I broke up with him, but the gist of it is that he was emotionally manipulative/abusive and I didn’t feel like I could get out - let me know if you want to see them*, but eventually I grew tired of it and brought the fight to an end (I won for the record).

I blocked her, everything was fine and dandy. My world had opened up. I could look at actually cute boys without feeling guilty but justified at the same time, I realized that girls weren’t so bad after all, it was wonderful. My life was so much better...

Until about a month later.

Mailtime, Mailtime, Mailtime, Mailtime, MAAAILTIIIIME

Here's the mail, it never fails It makes me want to wag my tail When it comes I wanna wail, MAAAAAAAAAAAAIL *indirectly copied from bluesclues.wikia.com, vowels added for effect*

“Oooh, I have mail? No return address??” My curiosity knowing no bounds, I immediately opened the letter.

I’ll just leave this here:

WHAT.

WHAT IS THIS.

1. YOU TRIED TO USE YOUR FRIEND DYING TO GET ME BACK

2. YOU TRIED TO NARRATE MY REACTION AND WERE COMPLETELY WRONG WHILST DOING IT BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW ME AT ALL

3. IT HAS BEEN 3 WEEKS SINCE WE BROKE UP YOU ARE NOT DIFFERENT

4. IF YOU ACTUALLY FOUND GOD YOU WOULD SAY YOU FOUND GOD INSTEAD OF RELIGION I’M A PASTOR’S CHILD I KNOW A FAKER WHEN I SEE ONE

5. you lost ten pounds. that i told you to lose. *single clap*

6. YOU DIDN’T PUT ANY SELF-IDENTIFYING INFORMATION IN HERE BECAUSE YOU AREN’T SURE OF MY ADDRESS AFTER DATING ME FOR PRETTY MUCH A YEAR HOW. HOW. GOOGLE MAPS IT LITERALLY.

7. this is creepy as hell and im officially scared good for you good job

After receiving this and receiving good advice from three different people not to respond... I responded. Very angrily, might I add. I laid out the reason that this is unacceptable, that no means no. And he read those messages, ignored their contents, and started talking about how he wanted to use this as an opportunity to get to know each other again.

I re-blocked him. But I was seething at this boy’s relentless attack on my right to say no, my right to be my own person away from his control. *Example: I couldn’t talk to my male friends without giving him their names, where I met them, what we were talking about, etc.*

Cut to Christmas day, where I am filling in my brother on this dramatic and somewhat hilarious progression of events. I went into my phone’s blocked messages to show him some of the details of the conversations, and lo-and-behold. “Merry Christmas AJ.” HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG. AS WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HIM.

And now, just a day or two ago, I saw his car (year, color, and model) parked on the road a little ways down from my house. I passed it on my way home from work and there looked to be a familiar face inside the car with another person. Coincidence? 

-CUT-

Sorry this is so long wow. I hope it amused you as much as it has amused me. He’s kind of a running joke among my family and friends now. “wow, this person just doesn’t know when to quit...” “YOU MEAN LIKE CONNER?” *cue incessant laughing followed by immediate sadness over the fact that this is an event that happened in my life*

PSA:

But in all honesty. If someone is trying to control you, to manipulate you. Get out. If they tell you that they know your feelings better than you do, and that you’re just telling yourself you don’t like/love that person, get out. You know better than anyone else what you are feeling and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. This was my first relationship, and regrettably may be my last for a while. I have been wounded emotionally by this person and cannot see myself participating in another for a long time. Honestly I was going to give up forever until I watched the anime Yuri on Ice and realized that there are actually good relationships out there. This story does not go into any sort of depth as to what I was experiencing. Take it seriously, don’t let yourself get hurt.

[misscrowthorn-blog]

10 Weirdest things for sale on Wish App

Not going to lie. I freaking love Wish. I’ve found some great nonsense there, as far as nonsense goes. Getting a package in the mail is like crack. It’s better than christmas. It’s mini mailtime christmas. 

If you aren’t familiar with the Wish model, the basic gist is that you can buy directly from the production from china. Cutting out the middle man, you can save a bit of money. The catch is that is takes a few weeks for shipping, and it’s a bit of a toss up whether you really are getting a great deal or if you just bought a piece of crap. 

For the most part, I have personally had an overwhelmingly positive experience. Browsing wish is a favorite mindless activity during late night baby feedings. But maaan. I’ve found some weird crap, and I freaking love it.

 I started screen capping these guys about a month ago to share with a friend. None of these are modified in any way, I swear. All of these are or were real Wish App items. The only thing is some of them may have expired or sold out, so if you go looking for them they may no longer be around. 

Enough of that though. Lets get to the listings! 

1. Minion approved bondage gear

The first one is the one that started me on screen caps. I love this item image. The minions don’t make any fucking sense, and I’m way too okay with that. Additionally, I am 110% sure that if you buy this, a demon comes packaged with it. 

2.This weirdly intimate carp pillow.  

I have no idea what this model was originally holding, but the shoop is pretty sly. It’s hard to tell the edit on a mobile, but the actual product is only 20cm. At least it makes a great christmas gift. 

3. Is that freedom in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

As a god fearing american patriot, I see nothing wrong with these. In fact I’ve ordered 5. 

4. Minion tits. 

For a summer fashion that will never be out of style. 

6. This stuffed….animal?

Whatever it is, it’s apparently creative and multifunctional. Thank god. 

7.This one comes with a built in reaction image

Yes the seller DID actually include those anime faces. My reaction exactly guys. 

8. Women! This is for you!

Women can also long beard. FINALLY. And don’t worry. It’s genuine only. 

9.  Cranial amputees, this is for you 

The question is why something needs to be breathable when you can’t breath. 

10. And lastly we have….um….

I’ve…..got nothing on this one guys.

Find something weird on Wish? Send me a screen cap. I may make this a regular thing. 

See something here you just HAVE to have? By all means, use this code for up to 50% off your first purchase. hylkjcg

#wish #mombler #mumblr #weird #listicle