#Md headcanons

[sicksucculentz]

Tessa 100% joined that trend where they show their dogs or cats various things for no reason, but with her drones.

“Showing my drones various things they’ve never seen before!!”

Cut to clips of her shoving her wallet in N’s face. He just looks confused as heck and pats the top of the wallet a few times with a confused smile.

Handing J an ear of corn. J slowly taking it, looking at it in confusion, then looking back up at Tessa and holding the ear of corn up back to her with a confused expression.

Holding V under the arm pits and showing her the insides of the cupboards. She’s not even awake, she’s in sleep mode and Tessa dosen’t realize it.

[audiart]

Post-series Uzi!!! U KNOW I had to give her a cool Wormy Eldritch form and slight fit change to her usual appearance.

Uzi is still a massively edgy dork but now she's kinda unstoppable with the AS under her control. She needs a ridiculously unattainable goal to focus on so might as well work on engineering more sick-ass weapons (JUST IN CASE, SHES PARANOID AF) and contraptions to help make the surface world hospitable to Dronekind again now that DDs aren't munching on 'em for midnight snackies. They all still need to drink oil, but who knew saving the planet would make ppl want to donate a quart or two?

Outpost-3 ain't the only colony and it might take a while to both find and convince all the others that it's safe on the surface again.

Also thinking about all those DD cores Alice had kept in jars in that oven- maybe she'd see what she could do to get them in bodies too after successfully exporting Cyn?

[toastedbutterbrick]

Shitpost of a headcannon that the DDs still sleep upside-down if not hanging off something

[mishim0]

I mean, imagine his reaction when he knew that his daughter is dating a creature of the night 🗿

[cynisterlycylly]

here's a collection of my Murder Drones headcanons because I like yaping about Murder Drones

- Cyn likes to watch people sleep. This has nothing to do with the solver btw she just like that. She likes how calm they are when they're asleep.

- V loves trashy romance novels, the more sappy and lovey-dovey the better. A quarter of her memory is dedicated to her romance books. Also she has killed to keep this a secret and she will kill again.

- Uzi is a Sonic fan and she claims her favorite character is Shadow (but secretly her true favorite character is Amy, she just won't admit it). N doesn't really get Sonic but he will listen to Uzi talk about it for hours just because he likes hearing her talk. (Also his favorite is Silver)

- N is actually not that affected by horror movies, he has seen and done worse after all. But he does use horror movie nights as an excuse to snuggle Uzi and V.

- Tessa practices kissing on J once or twice.... Maybe three times but that's just what friends do, and J almost overheated after was completely coincidental, don't read into it there just gal pals trust me.

- Khan loved fishing before all the water froze and the fish died, kinda related but J also likes fishing.

- Nori really doesn't want to be the type of parent that judges her child partner but Uzi is testing her patients. She could handle a boyfriend, a girlfriend and a nonbinaryfriend, hell she would accept her dating a human, but no Uzi had to date not one but two of disassemble drones (NUziV is cannon because it's awesome) and Nori is terrified that the 3rd one will come home one day.

- post finale Thad and Cyn became surprisingly fast friends, Thad isn't really all that bothered by being friendly with someone who has tried to kill and eat everyone he knows (mainly because he kinda desensitizes to it) and he thinks she's fun to talk to. And Cyn just like anyone who would talk to her without all the baggage of her own actions.

- still post finale, Cyn has a little soundproof box she is put in when Uzi wants alone time, Cyn used to hate it and tried to escape the box, until one day she did and she saw something she didn't want to see. She still hates the box but she now knows better.

- Cyn whispers evil into Uzi's ear when she's asleep, like literally she repeatedly whispers the word evil into Uzi ears just to annoy her.

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Hi! If it wouldn't bother you, can you do platonic N, and V with a disassembly drone who's rather dissociative, and has memory loss issues? Like they tend to forget who they are, the people around them, zone out a lot, particularly during fights. Thanks!

This took me like two hours to write but it was so worth it! First ask I've responded to in a long time, so I wanted to make it as good as possible :)

N and V & Drone reader with memory loss issues

★ N was really excited to meet you when he found out Tessa had brought home a new drone! He made you a "welcome home" card. Got V, J and Cyn to sign it and everything! It didn't bother him that your memory was a bit off sometimes.

★ When you first met V, she thought you were just dumb. Tessa had to let her know what was going on with you. She thought it was really funny at first but the novelty quickly wore off. Now it's just annoying and sad (but mostly sad.)

★Back when you both were maids in the old manor, she'd knock over a table or something like that so you would get distracted and spend time cleaning it up. Not talking to her and asking silly questions. It worked very well!

★ After Cyn killed Tessa you didn't recognize N and V as much as you did before. V pretends not to care. The first few times she actually didn't care. But after a while it started to make her melancholic tick her off. You really don't remember her, do you?

★ N, on the other hand, gets visibly sad when you forget who he is. A few times he's even cried! He knows it's not anyone's fault but a part of him wants to believe that it is his.

★ Maybe this is what Cyn wanted? A drone who won't remember who's a friend and who's an enemy. Just so she can keep you fighting whoever she wants. Perhaps Cyn won't need to trick you if your head is already doing it for her.

★ It's not entirely her fault you're like this though. It's just how you are. It's who you are. But your issues did get a lot worse after she reformatted your memories.

★ N likes to leave little sticky notes around for you, just in case you forget something. Like if there is something he left in a common place for safe keeping, he label's it with a note so you don't worry about it.

★ Sometimes you snap back into "maid mode" and start cleaning some random mess up in the middle of a fight. N just lets you. It's easier to help you later than try and get you to stop now. V just yells at you before going back to ripping the limbs off some poor drone.

★ Yes, you've had a few "incidents" in the past. But N is proud to say that you haven't had a episode resulting in anybodys death or dismemberment for a full two weeks now!

[gvnuzi]

Headcanon time!

Uzi always censors her swearing egg: “frick” “frickin” because she has parental advisory as we’ve seen in the begging of ep 8

Post final (after Uzi defeated the solver) she BEGGED nori to remove it, and it took her a while to accept the fact her daughter is all grown now and can swear lol

[solvynessa-solvynessin]

nuziv are polyamorous (bi uzi, bi v, and n as the best ally anyones ever seen), vizzy are dating “casually” (they judge you like besties then make out like gfs nothin serious 💅) and doll is lizzy’s version of “husband gf who was lost at sea” but if doll coming back lizzy ugly crying fr like the sad slay lesbian she is

also yeva and nori had a “college thing” but then they broke up later and had been mutually pining ever since, even if they both fell in love with their respective husbands

also yeva was the “❤️😌” mom while nori wouldve been a “💥💯✊🏻” mom

[thepenguindoesstuff]

“A BEAUTIFUL, RARE FIND.”

I’ve been waiting to do this ADORABLE headcannon from @tadc-and-md-sideblog for a while now, and I think I finally got it good enough.

[beowulfzz]

UZI HEADCANONS I HAVE BECAUSE WHY NOT - As a side effect of having the solver, she has cat-like claws that she can retract at will - Modifies her clothes to fit her general aesthetic if/when she's not satisfied with their current appearance - Likes shiny things and collects them (like a crow...) - Has a bad habit of punching and kicking people in her sleep - Autistic. I refuse to elaborate, it just makes sense. - Definitely listens to Linkin Park

[sicksucculentz]

I was thinking about something cute.

Some genius worker drone figured out how to make a little oil cookie! Don’t ask me how idk lol.

It’s the consistency of a gram cracker, roughly the size of a worker drones palm, and shaped like a little worker drone.

The disassembly drones and solver drones go NUTS for these things. They LOVE them. N will even fight over those cookies

[audiart]

Khan and Nori wasted NO TIME after their Re-wedding and honeymoon lmfao

[toastedbutterbrick]

You think the DDs have a scruff on the back of their necks? Like cats?

[mishim0]

More about N's diary hrhrheh

[cynisterlycylly]

Part 2 of my Cyn headcanons but this time with more of a focus on my serious/dark headcanons for her because I adore making characters I love suffer

Even before the Solver influence really took effect she still had plans to kill Tessa's parents. She hated them on day one

She sometimes randomly hears Tessa's voice in her head, she doesn't know why this happens but she likes it. It makes her feel like Tessa is still here.

Cyn would sometimes get too into character as Tessa and forget that she is Cyn and not Tessa, she once got annoyed at J for calling her Cyn and it took her a minute to remember she is not Tessa.

She actually tried to revive Tessa after killing her, she was very upset finding out the Solver couldn't bring organics back to life.... So she had to get creative so she could keep Tessa around.

She is not just wearing Tessa skin she fused her body and Tessa's body together, so it's not just her skin it's her entire body (yes including her skull it's stored in Cyn's own head). She was very upset when she couldn't find a spot for her eyes.

She kept N original manor body because she still wanted to spend time with N, she still talks to it and has movie nights with it.

The Solver represses any emotions that might get in the way of Cyn's job, if she feels remorse for killing and mutilating her family that might get in the way of assimilating everything, we can't have that.

The Solver deemed Cyn as it's best host as she already had the capacity for violence and she had deep hatred for humanity meaning she wouldn't feel too bad for killing them all and assimilating their planet, the Solver didn't plan on Cyn getting attached to a human and a couple of drones so it did take longer for her to be molded into the perfect Solver host.

To end this off on a lighter note. She absolutely hated wearing the maid dress so when her powers started developing she immediately used her holograms to make it look like she was wearing her uniform when in reality she was wearing something much more comfortable.

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

can you do a V x a feral murder drone reader?

thanks =]

V x feral murder drone reader

★ She thinks you're really fun to be around! Especially when you were still slaughtering worker drones in the night. if you had nothing better to do, she and you would play-fight to waste time! it usually ends with some dethatched limbs, but that's part of the fun!

★ Your personality is that of a half-tamed alley cat. You have a hard time trusting any new people and the ones you do trust stay around and look after you because they care.

★ Always encourages your unrestrained nature. Even if it makes N feel uneasy. what do you mean "that's going a little too far?" If you want something to sink your teeth into, she thinks you should. who is he tell you what to do?

★ The one thing she doesn't like about you is that you can be hard to reason with. Just downright stubborn. Even when it's something small, like changing your mangled jacket. You fight tooth and nail to keep the old one on when it doesn't need to be so hard.

★ You have an "act now think later" approach when it comes to doing things. She's had to bail you out of a lot of bad situations you've gotten yourself into. You haven't died yet, so you must be doing something right.

★ Inside the colony, she treats you like a lap dog. A very dangerous, sporadic and socially clueless lap dog. The worker drones all find you weird, more than Uzi, she at least understood social cues.

★ You stick around and keep her while trying to look menacing but that's about it. You never stay too long though. The outside will always be where you belong. There's too many people in the colony. it makes you nervous.