#Md headcanons

[sicksucculentz]

I really like to think that despite Khan being a drone, a robot, he STILL does the old man dad groan getting up or sitting down

He’s got old drone problems to. His left arm freezes/locks up sometimes, sometimes his hands tremble or shake.

He’s getting older and dosent have the same mind as he used to and can be just slightly forgetful.

Theres certian things he can’t eat anymore, no more batteries or red wires they give him robo indigestion now. No more high octane or gas it makes his core beat too fast and he can have a robo heart attack. His oil pressure is a tick high

[toastedbutterbrick]

Shitpost of a headcannon that the DDs still sleep upside-down if not hanging off something

[audiart]

Khan and Nori wasted NO TIME after their Re-wedding and honeymoon lmfao

[mishim0]

A headcanon and an au funfact It's that both enjoy and are really into old-fashioned clothes/style

Maybe they prefer different style eras But they are still into it

P.D: Her dress is very 90s style that's the reason of the mini comic heheheh (hope you like it)

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Hi! If it wouldn't bother you, can you do platonic N, and V with a disassembly drone who's rather dissociative, and has memory loss issues? Like they tend to forget who they are, the people around them, zone out a lot, particularly during fights. Thanks!

This took me like two hours to write but it was so worth it! First ask I've responded to in a long time, so I wanted to make it as good as possible :)

N and V & Drone reader with memory loss issues

★ N was really excited to meet you when he found out Tessa had brought home a new drone! He made you a "welcome home" card. Got V, J and Cyn to sign it and everything! It didn't bother him that your memory was a bit off sometimes.

★ When you first met V, she thought you were just dumb. Tessa had to let her know what was going on with you. She thought it was really funny at first but the novelty quickly wore off. Now it's just annoying and sad (but mostly sad.)

★Back when you both were maids in the old manor, she'd knock over a table or something like that so you would get distracted and spend time cleaning it up. Not talking to her and asking silly questions. It worked very well!

★ After Cyn killed Tessa you didn't recognize N and V as much as you did before. V pretends not to care. The first few times she actually didn't care. But after a while it started to make her melancholic tick her off. You really don't remember her, do you?

★ N, on the other hand, gets visibly sad when you forget who he is. A few times he's even cried! He knows it's not anyone's fault but a part of him wants to believe that it is his.

★ Maybe this is what Cyn wanted? A drone who won't remember who's a friend and who's an enemy. Just so she can keep you fighting whoever she wants. Perhaps Cyn won't need to trick you if your head is already doing it for her.

★ It's not entirely her fault you're like this though. It's just how you are. It's who you are. But your issues did get a lot worse after she reformatted your memories.

★ N likes to leave little sticky notes around for you, just in case you forget something. Like if there is something he left in a common place for safe keeping, he label's it with a note so you don't worry about it.

★ Sometimes you snap back into "maid mode" and start cleaning some random mess up in the middle of a fight. N just lets you. It's easier to help you later than try and get you to stop now. V just yells at you before going back to ripping the limbs off some poor drone.

★ Yes, you've had a few "incidents" in the past. But N is proud to say that you haven't had a episode resulting in anybodys death or dismemberment for a full two weeks now!

[solvynessa-solvynessin]

nuziv are polyamorous (bi uzi, bi v, and n as the best ally anyones ever seen), vizzy are dating “casually” (they judge you like besties then make out like gfs nothin serious 💅) and doll is lizzy’s version of “husband gf who was lost at sea” but if doll coming back lizzy ugly crying fr like the sad slay lesbian she is

also yeva and nori had a “college thing” but then they broke up later and had been mutually pining ever since, even if they both fell in love with their respective husbands

also yeva was the “❤️😌” mom while nori wouldve been a “💥💯✊🏻” mom

[gvnuzi]

Headcanon time!

Uzi always censors her swearing egg: “frick” “frickin” because she has parental advisory as we’ve seen in the begging of ep 8

Post final (after Uzi defeated the solver) she BEGGED nori to remove it, and it took her a while to accept the fact her daughter is all grown now and can swear lol

[messydiabolical]

My headcanon design of Irikah Krios. Designed for an AU where she is alive and thriving, one day I will post all about it and flood ya'lls timelines with my many many thousands of thoughts, ye be warned!😁🥰 Body model reference: Lucy Knell

[cybernetic-programming]

so i have a super big doll and uzi are sisters hc, probably the strongest hc i have, and just. their parallels make it make so much more sense.

look at them !!! doing the same things,,, (uzi being left handed and doll being right handed, a common thing in twins, so i've heard. idk if thats true)

and then the fact. they both had this happen.

seems insignificant, right? well truth be told- this did not happen to nori. she got straight up stabbed in the face by the patch.

y'know who DID have it happen?

that's right. yeva.

i wont ramble too long on this but dammit the parallels are there and uzi looks like yeva if you turn her eyes red. uzi is a mini yeva.

no one can take this hc from me. /lh

[call-me-chips]

same as last time, please

Uzi, V, Cyn, N, J

I just like your funny head cannons

Oo alrightyy

Uzi: Has NO spice tolerance. They think whole wheat bread is spicy

V: They think you can solve all headaches by hanging upside down like a bat

Cyn: They went ice fishing once and got their arm stuck in the hole

N: CONSTANTLY falls out of bed when sleeping. Multiple times a night, they'll wake up on the floor

J: Often lights fires right underneath smoke detectors for fun

Really glad you enjoy my nonsense!! 🙃🙃

[windyboi101]

Cyn Headcanons

Cyn won the poll I hosted! I also got WAY more notes than I expected so I am only during 30. Sorry, but its the only way to keep me from writing duplicates, low quality HCs, etc. Please like and reblog if you enjoy, as it lets me know I am writing content people enjoy, and it helps to spread my posts around! The more viewers, the more feedback I get, which is the most valuable resource to me.

So, without further ado,

30 Cyn Headcanons (Some serious, some silly)

Serious Headcanons 1. Prior to her disposal, Cyn worked as a toy assembler/demonstrator. This is why she would overexplain her actions, since toys can't exactly speak. This would later go on to influence the Solver's outlook on humanity and how it should be treated.

2. Cyn's cause of fatal error was not a workplace accident, but execution (murder) from a higher up at the company she was employed at. Reason? Up to you, whichever makes it most tragic :)

3. The Cyn we see in the show was only partially controlled by the Solver for some sections. When she was first brought home, barely noticeable influence, like 10% controlled. By the start of episode 5, about 70% of her was controlled by the Solver, but the excitement about Movie Night was genuine!

4. Solver-Cyn left Tessa for last on the night of the Gala Massacre. She had warned Tessa to not come, which shows that she didn't want to have to kill her.

5. While J was the first to fall under control of Cyn's Solver abilities, J was the last to be 'modified'.

6. While the Solver is fully in control of Cyn by the time the events of the show start playing out, Cyn is still within the consciousness of the bodies the Solver takes over. This includes being witness to Uzi's first transformation and Doll's mind.

7. Cyn was certainly younger than the other drones, and due to this she was never switched out of 'Parental Guidance Mode' that censors swearing (Like Uzi being unable to see Nori's crude writings). This is why Cyn couldn't fully swear when she lost grip of N's core.

8. The Cyn part of Solver has abandonment issues. This is why she was willing to clone the main cast of Disassembly Drones rather than see them as just tools. It is also why Cyn was willing to leave them alone if they obeyed her orders, despite her plan that consisted of consuming all matter possible. If she could keep them as friends, she would.

9. While still herself, Cyn had OCD and was very meticulous about her tasks. For the short time she was 'employed' at the Elliot Manor, she was particularly good at stacking and arranging of objects. Unfortunately, this would become arrangements of triangular hexagons and other mysterious symbols shortly before she was deemed too damaged to work.

10. Cyn did not create a solution for the Murder Drones to not burn in the sun because she sees it as a way to keep them restrained. The less time they can be out doing whatever they want, the less likely they are to figure out any sort of deception or way to usurp her.

11. If Cyn did not have to take a more direct approach for her plan to succeed by the end of Episode 7, she would have a fear of Sentinels while not in her 'blackhole' form after the events that transpired in Episode 6.

12. Cyn's 'birthday' was April 14th, 3052.

13. Cyn seems to have an infinite supply of bows. Nobody knows where she gets them from or how she keeps making them.

14. Post-Finale, Cyn would constantly be trying to hijack pieces of technology to gain more power. Fortunately, none of these attempts would get far due to Uzi's capable technological skills.

15. What would keep Cyn docile would be allowing her to hijack weak and limited pieces of technology, like an old game cartridge or a singular floppy disk. However, this ruins any sort of data stored on the item in question but would definitely create the closest example to those early 2000 creepypastas like 'Sonic.exe' and other 'my video game was hAuNtEd' types of scenarios.

Silly Headcanons

16. Cyn genuinely enjoys tea. Unfortunately, she does not know how to drink it properly.

17. If Cyn got an animal plushie of herself like Uzi, N, and V did, it would be an Octopus.

18. Cyn wasn't one to be impatient or throw temper tantrums like in Episode 5, that was all the Absolute Solver.

19. Cyn could have been knocked out for a few hours if you threw a big enough weighted blanket over her.

20. Cyn would host 'oil tasting parties' as a crude way of replicating the activities of her former owners.

21. Cyn's 'startup message' is not "Hello World." It is instead "Violence is the question and the answer is yes."

22. If you gagged Cyn's mouth in any way, she would use sign language to be able to communicate her actions in excessive detail, just like she does when she speaks. ("Light sip" or "Shuffle. Shuffle. Shuffle.")

23. If you gave Cyn a YouTube channel, she would market it like those "Spiderman Elsagate" videos completely unironically, but then have the content be very in-depth analyses of complex equations and theories.

24. Cyn does NOT know what sex is. She thinks humans reproduced by being delivered a child via Stork.

25. Cyn's knowledge of emojis (her last reaction in Episode 8) comes solely from what she could hijack from V's mind when she still had control, since V was texting Lizzy at some point in time.

26. Cyn sees William Afton as a role model.

27. Cyn's choice of play in GTA would be using mods to make everything fly around at high speeds and explode at random.

28. If you slapped Cyn across the face, her head would spin around on her neck until the momentum fully stopped.

29. Cyn is the kind of drone to taste-test a footprint and be able to know where somebody went.

30. A McDonald's sprite would be enough to kill Cyn.

[sicksucculentz]

I thought of the cutest thing

The drones aren’t immune to talking in their sleep, making noise in their sleep, and even sleep walking.

N:

N does have a very very slight sleep walking issue. It’s rare in occurrence but it can happen. It’s easier to tell he’s sleep walking vs a human sense his visor reads “sleep mode” but he’s up and wandering around.

N also has a strange issue of kicking in his sleep when he’s laying down. It only happens when he’s sleeping laying down and never when he’s hanging by his tail. Uzi found out he’s a ninja in his sleep when she was woken up with a kick to the middle of her back.

N also makes noise in his sleep in a far more frequent occurrence. He’s known for admitting a murder drones purr in his sleep, a noise that sounds as if he’s growling. He also squeaks in his sleep from time to time.

V:

V isn’t known for making noise in her sleep, that almost never happens. She swats anyone near her in her sleep. She also tends to jerk and twitch in her sleep. Other than that everything else is normal.

J:

J talks in her sleep. It’s just little words here and there. Sometimes she starts to purr in her sleep and other times she will laugh or giggle.

Cyn:

Cyn rarely slept at all but when she did she tended to giggle in her sleep. Almost like some kind of messed up warning she made these clawing grabbing motions with her hands in her sleep, alluding to the slaughter and pain she would cause with those same hand motions later. She also tended to drool a lot in her sleep, drooling and gnashing her teeth like she was dreaming about eating. It always freaked Tessa out

Uzi:

Uzi sits up in her sleep a lot. She dosent get up and walk around or anything she just sits up. She tends to stay sat up for a minute to about 3 minutes before flopping back down. She never wakes up when she sits up, she’s still asleep. She also twitches in her sleep from time to time. A little finger or hand twitch, little foot twitch.

Doll:

Doll tends to grunt or whimper in her sleep. She frequently has nightmares and the noises she makes are that of fear. She’s also known for making a sound that sounds like someone dragging a cardboard box across a concrete floor, wich is the sound of her grinding her teeth in her sleep. She also snores, the only drone to snore. Doll also had a habit of sleeping on her side and rocking herself to sleep, rocking back and forth while still laying on her side if that makes any sense.

Thad:

Thad talks in his sleep but only if someone starts talking to him. Normally he’s completely quiet but once someone starts talking to him he will start sleepily talking back in a nonsensical conversation. He wont remember the conversation when he wakes up however

Nori:

Nori makes horrific solver noises in her sleep. These noises sound like metal screeching on metal, giggling, clicking, hissing, teeth clacking, a strange low toned warbling sound. She bit a lot in her sleep as well. She often bit Khan in their sleep but it wasn’t just him! She would bite her own lips and hands, the pillows, the blankets, etc etc

Teacher:

He makes this very soft humming noise in his sleep. It’s short and happens every now and then.

[rory-multifandom-mess]

Hello, I hope this ask finds you well.

I’d like to ask if you had any beach episode headcanons for the drones?

I, personally like to think that both N and Thad would work together on sand castles, Thad would enjoy surfing and V would be very competitive at volleyball.

YKNOW it’s funny you ask that because that’s literally what I was doing all day today.

So! Thad would absolutely enjoy Surfing and building sand castles, but I think he’d also like boogieboarding. And if he isn’t doing those three, he’s diving straight into giant waves and letting them toss him around for fun. I can imagine he gets wiped out, reamerges and just goes “WOO!!!”

Uzi and V, and maybe J too, playing volleyball together is so real I think, but I can also imagine Uzi standing where the waves hit and just insulting the sea and trying to fight it. Her and V would also chase seagulls around because they’re feral.

Lizzy and Doll would be chilling under an umbrella and watching, Doll because she’s doll and Lizzy because she doesn’t want to get her hair wet.

If J isn’t volleyballing, she’s watching and silently judging everyone, and also laughing at them getting tossed around by the waves.

I think for N, along with sand castles and joining Uzi in insulting the ocean (with very weak insults,) he’d be hunting for shells! …and also getting bullied by the waves, because he doesn’t pay attention to them and gets wiped the hell out.

These are super fun to think of, I love thinking about my favorite blorbos while participating in real life adventures. Because hyperfixations

[audiart]

Post-series Uzi!!! U KNOW I had to give her a cool Wormy Eldritch form and slight fit change to her usual appearance.

Uzi is still a massively edgy dork but now she's kinda unstoppable with the AS under her control. She needs a ridiculously unattainable goal to focus on so might as well work on engineering more sick-ass weapons (JUST IN CASE, SHES PARANOID AF) and contraptions to help make the surface world hospitable to Dronekind again now that DDs aren't munching on 'em for midnight snackies. They all still need to drink oil, but who knew saving the planet would make ppl want to donate a quart or two?

Outpost-3 ain't the only colony and it might take a while to both find and convince all the others that it's safe on the surface again.

Also thinking about all those DD cores Alice had kept in jars in that oven- maybe she'd see what she could do to get them in bodies too after successfully exporting Cyn?

[mishim0]

Ksbrjbgbsht i really love the prom context

and i really love drawing them as humans tjhdhthvt

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

can you do a V x a feral murder drone reader?

thanks =]

V x feral murder drone reader

★ She thinks you're really fun to be around! Especially when you were still slaughtering worker drones in the night. if you had nothing better to do, she and you would play-fight to waste time! it usually ends with some dethatched limbs, but that's part of the fun!

★ Your personality is that of a half-tamed alley cat. You have a hard time trusting any new people and the ones you do trust stay around and look after you because they care.

★ Always encourages your unrestrained nature. Even if it makes N feel uneasy. what do you mean "that's going a little too far?" If you want something to sink your teeth into, she thinks you should. who is he tell you what to do?

★ The one thing she doesn't like about you is that you can be hard to reason with. Just downright stubborn. Even when it's something small, like changing your mangled jacket. You fight tooth and nail to keep the old one on when it doesn't need to be so hard.

★ You have an "act now think later" approach when it comes to doing things. She's had to bail you out of a lot of bad situations you've gotten yourself into. You haven't died yet, so you must be doing something right.

★ Inside the colony, she treats you like a lap dog. A very dangerous, sporadic and socially clueless lap dog. The worker drones all find you weird, more than Uzi, she at least understood social cues.

★ You stick around and keep her while trying to look menacing but that's about it. You never stay too long though. The outside will always be where you belong. There's too many people in the colony. it makes you nervous.