#Mayke complains about dating adventures but continues to have a sliver of hope of finding a normal person

[goodbadhabit]

my standards are pretty realistic (aka low) and yet I get disappointed

[goodbadhabit]

having 'theft' as ones job, does that mean you rob places for a living or it's something to do with theft PREVENTION???

and, unrelated to person number 1: putting 'change my mind about pinapple on piza' (yes, with those errors) on your profile is like such a boring fucking statement, it's an immediate turnoff

[goodbadhabit]

(un)ironically using 'live laugh love' in your profile has me swiping away with the speed of light

this is beyond exhausting

I'll be spending my Christmas and New Year's with the doggo, it seems