#Maxwell Lord can go kick rocks barefoot
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nerdieforpedro Ā· 1 year ago
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Hello dear!
This year is a leap year, and as 29th February is not technically a real day, I'm giving you the chance to spend 28th February with a Pedro character that you love and 29th February with a Pedro character that you don't. Which are they, and how are you spending your days?
Love, El
Iā€™m going to answer for the Pedro character I do not love: Maxwell Lord. I will pull that man by his hair, dye it back to its beautiful chocolate brown and kick him to go spend quality time with his son. šŸ˜¤ Iā€™ve only watched WW 1984 once, will not watch it again. No thank you. Keep Max over there. šŸ‘€ Ewwwā€¦
Now picking a Pedro character I like, thereā€™s so many! (Besides Maxwell thank goodness!) This is hard because I would like to make a schedule for at least four of them, thatā€™s not too greedy right? šŸ˜‚
My top three: Din Djarin, Javi G and Tim Rockford. Maybe not what you were expecting but this is Nerdie so, meh. šŸ«¤ Which one of these three would I choose for the 28thā€¦. This is a very difficult choice, but itā€™s gonna be Javier Gutierrez šŸ§ø
My heart will always be fond of our dogged, holster wearing, no those white shirts fit just right Detective šŸ•µļø Rockford and our bounty hunter with a heart as big as his pulse rifle Din Djarin.
But Javi G though šŸ„°
Heā€™d be fine with me being loud, snorting a bit when I laugh and requesting that after we watch three Nic Cage movies, we watch The Lion King, Robin Hood: Men in Tights and Harlem Nights. All excellent movies and if he for some reason hasnā€™t see these, he will with me. We will laugh, cry, sing along and debate the importance of pinkie toes so long I will forget that I have to see Maxwell (bless you Javi G for making me forget that man. Heā€™s a stain on my brain.) šŸ§ 
I know that after having difficult cases or hunts, Tim and Din arenā€™t going to be too happy about my volume. I have only one - loud. Not really calming. Like they may need.
Javi G might find my volume endearing and love when I exclaim at different things during ā€œGone in 60 secondsā€ maybe. šŸ¤” Also people forget that Javi is an excellent shot just like Tim and Din (maybe not Din but who else has a pulse rifle?) And that touches me deeply (insert whatever dirty joke suits your fancy, Iā€™ll accept all of them). Plus I can floof his hair during the movie or Javi might agree because I said I wanted to. I wouldnā€™t have to explain why.
Tim would want me to explain why he needs to swear his holsters despite being home to tease me which would work - I would feel like my face is on fire but thatā€™s fine. Din would not understand my fascination with his beskar or extreme interest in it outside of him being a Mandalorian. I would melt into the floor when Din would ask (because heā€™s our inquisitive non-judgmental big metal bean) why am I so focused on it. I canā€™t lie, heā€™s got sensors and has been a bounty hunter long enough to that Iā€™m lying and I just canā€™t tell him why to his T-visor. My why would be best described in my Sardiā€™ka Sessions and I cannot say any of that to his helmet. šŸ˜­
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Anyway, thatā€™s my spiel. Javi G is below because thatā€™s who Iā€™m spending the 28th with. I would leave Max waiting for me very sad and spend the 29th with Javi as well.
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