#Max Gains

[pucksandpower]

Max Verstappen could stop his car on the side of the track, climb over the fence, rescue a litter of puppies from a burning building, help an old lady cross the street, come back, win the race, and still not get voted Driver of the Day 😭

[skeletoninthemelonland]

Gabriel, Jeremy, Susie and... Vanessa? Vanny???

oh, and Glitchtrap too (he's in the computer Vanessa is holding)

[admirerofmeat2398]

YOUR BODY IS ALLOWED TO CHANGE!

[33-16]

this whole brazil vs. abu dhabi discourse is so stupid because both achievements were absolutely incredible in their own very distinct, yet equally incredible ways. max pulling that drive, knowing his title was at stake and making all those overtakes with no fear of the rain was incredible. keeping it on track in those conditions is already a huge accomplishment. charles having that magnificent opening lap, making all those strategic moves with all the expectations for the constructors was equally incredible. just because he didn't win, doesn't diminish the comeback. these two are always so supportive and proud of each other's success and for everyone to use the other as a point of bringing one down is just ridiculous.

[buckybbdark]

Curious ask prompt sketch

[coutureboard]

[everyones-bean19]

I finished the newtons and a bag of popcorn hehe. Another night of breathing heavy with an over stuffed gut.

Should I post some of the videos of me from last night?

[silentreigns]

You're laughing. Max was just seen laughing and chatting with George earlier, but now he's calling George a snake to the media and you're laughing

[billysboner]

i’m sorry as a woman im imagining what it was like for miranda to be completely shunted to the side by flint the moment they arrived in nassau, to go from being her husband and friend’s equal partner in their pursuits to some “fancy bit of puritan tail”. and of course flint says he doesn’t see her that way and of course she knows she’s not a fighter and can’t join him on the walrus but god, to be stuck in that goddamn house away from literally all the action. playing nurse to her new psuedo-husband when he comes home to her on death’s door. and for all flint’s insistence that “these men are dangerous, these men will kill you, you’re safer here while i go out and do all the dirty work”, well… in walks eleanor.

[eobsinj]

some drawings from twitter

[snailvibes]

Redid my Max design!!!! Also enjoy a lil timeline of her and her appearances!!

[fluffybellyhog99]

My dinner this night was gigantic and left me beached

[ssbbwmarigold]

my feeder reminded me this morning that i can’t do a weigh-in video yet, because we already maxed out the last scale 😳😮‍💨😭🥵

we got rid of it during a move over the summer, before i started making video content, so i can’t even make a very sexy video of the thing error-ing out 😩😵‍💫

I’m running a little fundraiser on my OF for a new one, but you could also give to me directly at $60percentpudding on CashApp, if you wanna help buy me another scale i will inevitably break (😳) but can’t commit to a monthly sub (understandable)

Outgrowing clothes is expensive enough, I forgot I can outgrow appliances 😵‍💫😑

[trans-jon-rights]

Recently, I was thinking about a very particular flavour of Monster Jon fics.

The ones in which Jon's appearance switches over the course of the story, ending up without an ounce of humanity remaining into his features, while Elias himself stays perfectly human.

Because in those stories, what is interesting is how Jon will always be the one blamed for being monstrous. It's his fault, he was the one who went down that path.

But just like Viktor Frankenstein and his monster, is it truly his fault ? Jon is like the seven corpses of those men. He didn't choose to be made into the Archivist by Elias, yet he ended up being a part of his creation. The Archivist didn't choose to be made either, but Elias gave it life through years of work.

Funny how, even in canon, Jon is always the first to be blamed, even before Elias himself.

Take, for example, the dialogue between Tim and Martin in MAG 58.

Over the course of this entire interaction, Tim blames Jon for his paranoia, and Martin tries to defend him. Yet, Elias, the authority figure, is mentioned one time, then completely bypassed to put the blame on Jon.

In this situation, Jon is stalking his coworkers. Elias should do something, right ? Jon is clearly under a lot of pressure and mental distress. He can't realistically be expected to take the whole situation for himself because he isn't in a mental space where he can. Elias should be the one blamed for not doing something about it (for example, forcing Jon to take time off until he gets better, suggesting therapy, or sanctioning him for his behaviour towards his coworkers), but he isn't. Tim talked to Elias, but it "doesn't seem to be doing good". Martin suggested therapy to Jon, but "he keeps saying no". Again, Elias should be blamed for these issues, but Jon is instead.

And in the stories where Jon became monstrous in appearance as well, Jon is blamed for becoming what he did, even though it's not his fault.

Jon may be the one who looks like a monster, but he is only the victim of Elias' own monstrosity.

[coutureboard]