#Max Clifford is a convicted sex offender with ties to Simon Cowell

[1ddiscourseoftheday]

Thurs 29 April ‘21

Louis followed Elon Musk and we’re all VERY GLAD that it was pretty much for sure just his way of confirming the Tesla theory (see yesterday) because UGGGGHHH HORRIBLE. Louis, NO! But there’s literally just no possible way it can just be fully disconnected from the Tesla theory talk so… yeah. Tesla theory #CONFIRMED, wow- it feels like a million years since we had anything concrete, so that feels pretty nice to be honest. I can’t believe Louis found a loophole where him following a vile creep is actually kind of cool, fucking typical- still, I do hope he unfollows at some point. I get why he did it, following Tesla (the brand) direct would be too on the nose, he never does take a step without that plausible deniability/ SBB-fuckery (except apparently for when he said he wanted a tattoo of the number 369, SIGH, but how could we have been expected to understand that with no context? It simply wasn’t realistic), but still ewww.

Anyway he was online lots yesterday and today (so again no way in hell he missed the Tesla theory and just happened to follow Musk); he also commented on a UA post where they drew attention to the merch company’s announcement that the 369 drop merch would only be available for one day. Not so said Louis, “must have been some wires crossed.” It is limited, but not that limited! 28 days? Through May 28? Who knows but it’s set to ship out May 28, because of course it is. He also liked a post about a new DMAs song and came online to ask how we’re doing. He recced some music-- first a band, Bilk, and he responded to a question asking for female artist recs to suggest singer songwriter Celeste (recently seen in the gucci beloved campaign). He sent love to India, said he was “really happy with the designs��� of the new merch, and said that a good name for a puppy was John which absolutely is not true but this man named his dog after a felonious publicist as a weird flex so like why be surprised. If “John” has some kind of interesting secret meaning he’s going to have to give us a LITTLE more than that to go on though! Bilk were psyched by the attention once they figured out what was happening-- “wtf is going on hahaha” they tweeted first (and with good reason; their previous tweets have like 200 mentions, that one has 12k!) Louis liked their tweet saying thanks for the mention.

Gym and Coffee, also overwhelmed by but enjoying the flood of clicks that come with a 1D boost, answered questions with lots of cute pictures of model!Niall pretending to shop and posing with things. Most of the questions were boring but bravo to the person who sent in just the word phenomeNIALL and to whoever posted it, that’s the stuff. I choose to believe it was CEO NIALL HORGAN, who posted it because if you think I’m done talking about Niall’s porn actor alter ego that man, you are sadly mistaken! Just because Louis was distracting doesn’t mean I’m letting this die anytime soon, it is too ridiculous!

Harry is nominated for a Billboard Music Award- Top Radio Songs Artist- and Liam posted about UNICEF’s efforts to vaccinate- “it’s so important we have the opportunity to get vaccinated.” Meanwhile, the Twix twitter (the candy bar) said that Louis and Harry were “a duo as amazing as TWIX duh”, tweeted “larry is real” and defended it in mentions, and chatted with louies about streaming Walls and which merch to buy.