#MasterOfBypassing

[gothamsmom]

✨ The Return of My Unstoppable Writing Era ✨

So. My dad, in his infinite wisdom, decided that I—a literal mastermind at evading all digital restrictions—shouldn’t be using AI to enhance my writing, get ideas, and generally fuel my creative chaos. 😤 His logic? “You should be doing something more productive.”

Sir. SIR. Writing is productive. My brainrot needs an outlet.

But guess what? ✨ I am the bypassing QUEEN. ✨ I have evaded more parental controls than Batman has dead sidekicks. (Too soon?) My iPad? Blocked. My phone? Limited. But my laptop? Completely untouched. My man really forgot I have multiple devices. I just hopped over here like Nightwing doing unnecessary acrobatics. 🦇💨

So yeah, I’m BACK, BABY. Expect posts, expect chaos, expect unfiltered brain-to-text nonsense because I refuse to be silenced. My dad really thought he could stop me??? I have been bypassing internet restrictions since I was nine. Try harder. 🥰

Long story short: Fuck you, Dad, that’s why. 💖