#Marko is fun to draw tho

[gryphonsthing]

I gave up on trying to draw this mfs jacket

[the-acid-pear]

Okay but I literally will never get over Otto's introduction in NWH unironically has to be one of my favorite moments in cinema. What are you doing here you crazy bitch. He's back. It's nuts. Are you seeing this? Never over this shit.

[mcl38]

bit obsessed with ur mercedes girl driver drawings. first of all because they r pretty. second of all because they r for sure the most interesting changed dynamics. lewis being one of the most accomplished drivers of ALL TIME and being a black woman?? from the 2000s - 2020s??? i dont even want to imagine the press attention. and girl!george is just delicious. terrorist/women-can't-drive jokes off the charts. would 100000% be called boring in the specific way that serious women are. pls give me ur thoughts. that is my fave girl drivers art mwah.

hi!! thank u so much!!!! first of all so very very happy u like my art!! ive rly been loving the new rule63 trend - if i were cockier id say maybe i had smth to do w it but the truth is i genuinely believe a lot of us woke up simultaneously and thought 'i NEED to draw or write girl drivers'

so then re: the story aspect of it. a fun fact i havent rly talked abt on here is that my girl driver series is actually inspired by an au of mine - thing is tho that my au is actually a sex swap, rather than 'always been a girl' the way ur suggesting. so like u bring so many good points and im sooooo eating devouring ur thoughts on what fem!lewis and fem!george would look like in the greater f1 circus narrative, at the same time that rly wasn't what i was thinking of in the first place? in my au uh. half the grid r accidentally cursed bc of a helmut marko interview in which hes asked whether a gender equality initiative like extreme e where the grid would b 50% female would work in f1 and he says 'in my opinion half of them are already women as it is' - hence the sex swap curse for 10 of the drivers. so while there IS a sort of attempt to engage w the patriarchy in my au too (the loose idea is that the drivers who r swapped r the ones marko believes to b girls / pussies etc, with max being one of them, and then the rbr inner conflict fully explodes bc it would) i didn't actually write it (& later on draw it) with actual female drivers in mind, especially not the way their history would b different if their gender was different

but yeah, that's pretty much what the context was - but bc the fic was too ambitious for me (at the time and to this day still tbh) i needed to channel that creativity somewhere else and started drawing a bunch of them instead. hence the series. which is why im loving that u guys r taking it to ur own creative destinations!!! so anon ik u came looking for answers but id love it for YOU to come back to my askbox (or ur own posts or fics!!) w ur own ideas abt fem!merc

[joyful-soul-collector]

Lovecraft Country Episode 1

My dad told me I'd love this show and I got nothin else better to do rn so let's fakkin GO

Oh wow there's a lot happening

Jackie Robinson just cut Cthulu in half with a baseball bat

OH ITS A DREAM okay that makes much more sense

Looks like this is the 40s or 50s? Idk my years very well, but segregation is a thing for sure (future Marko here, it's the 50s)

Aw man they gotta walk? That sucks

"Stories are like people. Loving them doesn't make them perfect. You just try and cherish them, overlook their flaws" GODDAMN I love that. I don't agree with overlooking their flaws (both in stories and people), but I understand the meaning and I love it so much

Father's gone missing womp womp

Hippolyta, that's a cool name, imma steal it

I gotta say Atticus is a very pretty man. I didn't see it as much when Johnathan Majors played Kang in Loki (mainly because he wasn't there for long I think), but he is v pretty

Oooh secret legacy?? Mysterious letters??? V interesting...

Oop dude literally in the middle of a BJ and just talks to Atticus like he wasn't A Bit Busy just then

Ooh those two sing well!

Fuck yeah bust open that hydrant

Oof I guess Leti isn't as close to her sister as I thought

Oh damn she drew a grim reaper right over where they need to go lol

Damn Atticus is probably so smart with all those books, if people weren't so damn racist maybe he wouldn't have had to join the army to move out, he could've been a writer or somethin

Oop there's a hole in the wall. Bet that's a fun memory...

Bruh who tf did he call in South Korea???

Oh gross, the monkey noises.... hate seeing how people act towards them

Bruh this red car is fuckin banger look at the wood?? If old cars like that weren't so unsafe I would love to drive one

Oh jeez I hope this diner isn't too awful an experience...

Oh my god what in the fuck is happening

LETITIA FUCKIN LEWIS

WAIT THAT'S THE CAR THEY SAID HIS DAD WAS DRIVING THE FANCY SILVER CAR

WAIT WHAT THE HELL DID THE TRUCK HIT??

WHO'S THIS RANDOM WHITE LADY

Okay so the diner was definitely a terrible experience. Love how smart Atticus is tho, he figured that shit out quick

This little girl is so creative I love her drawings

Sounds like Leti's mom wasn't the best to her, but her family never saw that so they're mad she didn't go to the funeral

Oof that's a rough fight to have, the one between Atticus and his dad. I understand why his father would be upset at Atticus for joining the army, but I also understand Atticus too. He views his country the way he does stories. "You just try and cherish them, overlook their flaws"

Dad and George's parents were shit, so then his Dad was shit, and George feels like he didn't protect his brother or Atticus enough. Oh the cycle of abuse ever turns...

Devon countyyyyy that's the one with the grim reaper on it

Aw fuck is that a cop

Nooooo fuck fuck fuck

FUCK ITS THAT SHERRIF THAT'S MURDERS PEOPLE

SUNDOWN TOWN FUCKIN FUCK

Oh you motherFUCKER

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK

Oh mgod that was fucking terrifying

GODDAMNIT NO FUCK

HOLY SHIT WTF IS THAT

GO LETI YOU CAN DO IT

Fuuuuuck this guy is turning into a monster....

The flaaaaares v nice

Bruh why you guys walking did she total the car??

THERE IT IS THERE'S THE SILVER CAR

UHHH?? "WELCOME HOME"???

Ok so that was uhhh fucking amazing? The mystery, the monsters, the awesome characters, the struggles with racism juxtaposed with the science-fiction struggles, FUCK this is set up so damn well?? Goddamn okay I'm gonna proofread and post this and then imma watch the next one cuz I can't fuckin WAIT

[talon-witch]

Trying to do some Marko fanart from The Lost Boys, and holy hell, his jacket is both fun and also an absolute nightmare to draw and trying to get right. (It’s still awesome looking tho!) <3  

[breadboylovin]

top five worst movies you've ever seen

oh this is gonna be fun. ive def seen worse movies than some of these but this is going off of recent memory

1. the live action fullmetal alchemist movie. this has to go first bc i remember i watched it w my friend to make fun of it but we were getting bored. i said 'well it seems like its almost the end'. we were halfway done and forced ourselves to finish (which was probably the wrong choice)

2. raya and the last dragon. i watched it again recently w my bestie and it has such bad writing and such a confused message that im surprised it even made it past the drawing board. and thats not even taking into account all the cultural appropriation bullshit LOL

3. the smosh movie. i havent seen it in years but it goes here cus im still appalled by the fact that ALEX WINTER AKA MARKO LOSTBOYS AKA BILL BILLANDTED DIRECTED IT

4. spiderman no way home. this one wasnt like HORRIBLE but my friend aeneas who i saw it with said 'seeing new spiderman movies is more like a chore than something fun' and GOD THEY WERE SO RIGHT. im sorry but that movie was either so boring or so goofy that we were laughing at ever supposedly serious or epic moment. WHEN PETER WAS LIKE 'WE ARE GONNA FIGHT AT THIS PLACE THAT REPRESENTS FREEDOM' AND IT ZOOMS OUT AND THEYRE AT THE STATUE OF LIBERTY BUT WITH THE CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIELDJFGJKDFGJKDFG IM SORRY THAT WAS SO FUNNY IM GLAD WE HAD LIKE 3 PEOPLE IN THE THEATRE CUS I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING. i could say this movie has doc ock to save it BUT HES NOT EVEN SHIRTLESS SO WHATS THE POINT. id rather watch spiderman 2 thanks

5. tick, tick, BOOM!. BEFORE YOU ANDREW GARFIELD STANS JUMP ON ME FOR THIS IM SURE ITS A FINE MOVIE I JUST. i watched it with my friends bc i like andrew garfield well enough and it just felt like a slog im sorry. i can enjoy some musicals but the music in this one was the exact type of musical style that i HATE and everything else just didnt capture my attention. tho at least it wasnt something in a theatre so i just started drawing halfway thru cus i got bored

[submissivekillers]

Can I request Vincent and The Lost Boys (or just TLB if five is too much) with a male dom who is usually very slow and teasing with them but then he has moods where he needs sum FUCC and he’s rougher than normal (still within boundaries) and super needy? (Totally not self projecting 👀)

👀👀👀 (went with hcs for length! hope u enjoy umu)

whether you're taking your time and teasing or getting right the fucking, one things for sure: Vincent's one f l u s t e r e d boy

he's very easy to tease, and very responsive - a few choice words or a brush against his thigh is enough to get him squirming

careful tho! tease him enough and Vincent.exe will stop working; he just kinda dissolves into a blushy lil mess and has to hide his face in his hands

it's very cute, but you're gonna need to stop and let him cool down before you can get back to business

he's very good at reading people's moods (having had plenty of practice with Bo and Lester), so it's easy for him to tell when you're in a wild mood

he'll actually tease you a bit when you're in a state - he's subtle and fairly shy, but that look on your face that means you’re going to absolutely destroy him later? it’s worth a lil embarrassment 

gets loud (by Vincent standards) when you’re rough with him. slower nights, he’s able to restrain himself to quiet moans and pants, but rough treatment absolutely shreds his composure; he whines and whimpers with abandon, writhing and clawing scratches down your back as you fuck him. you might even be able to get some scattered begging from him, but it does hurt his throat :( 

very cuddly after! but doesn’t fall asleep easily (unless he’s really worn out), so he’ll usually draw or work on a small sculpture while you hold him against your chest or doze in his lap. he has a lot of studies of your sleepy face hidden in his sketchbooks

being the diverse group of queer disasters vampires that they are, the lost boys are very accommodating to either of your moods - you’ll pretty much always have someone around to ✨ take care of you ✨

David, being a Bastard™, likes to fight for control no matter your mood. you have to earn the privilege of his submission, it’s not something he grants to any rando off the street. you’ll always come out of a session with him covered in bruises and bite marks; he likes to show his possession over you, even if you’re the one taking the lead

Dwayne is... patient. like, incredibly so. it makes him almost impossible to tease, because if you go slow, he goes glacial. he does have his weaknesses, once you know what to look for - the subtle flicker of lashes or twitch of muscles - and if you get tired of teasing and just go fast and hard? he’s not about to complain

everything i said about patience? forget that when it comes to Paul. he wants it HARD and he wants it NOW and he WILL be a brat about it!!! only likes it slow when he’s high, and will happily share the goods with you for a smoky, sleepy fuck - but if he’s sober and you’re trying to tease? it’s too late. his dick is already out. He’s Ready 2 Go 

Marko, although usually also a bit of a Bastard™, is pretty soft when it comes to you. he just kinda goes with the flow - you wanna be a tease? he’ll whine and squirm, but he’ll let you have your fun. you wanna pin him down and fuck him senseless? that’s cool too. lowkey, he just loves the attention and he’s not picky about how he gets it

when it’s all five of you together breaking some unfortunate bed, David and you (and occasional Dwayne, depending on how he’s vibin) make an absolutely lethal pair of doms. he might be used to taking the lead, but if it’s in the service of wrecking his boys David’s a team player

i cannot stress enough how okay Marko and Paul are with this 

they’re a pretty balanced group of bottoms so things usually go smoothly! they’ve had years of practice to get used to each other - it’s fun to have a new element in the mix

[boys-from-santacarla]

Hey I saw you did a match up— do you mind doing one for me? 🥺 totally okay if you don’t man. <3

If you don’t well here goes—

I’m a October libra

Red headed with green eyes. I have a round face and I’m 5’5”

I dress like Joan Jett but sometimes will do my hair like Farrah fawcett. Sometimes I’ll dress like Siouxsie from Siouxsie and the banshees or maybe like Stevie nicks.

I draw and play guitar

I love pretty much any 80s music but mainly hair metal.

I’m introverted at first but once I know someone I let all caution go

I’m very suggestive at times ksiskdk

And well. I’m clingy.

Love animals n all

I mean I’m pretty much a open book when I come around.

Size wise. I guess you could put it as early Marilyn Monroe??

Sorry for being awkward but babes ur totally rad!!! <3

Notes: Again I found myself apologizing for the late response. I really hope you like this, and remember that you can give feedback to it. :)

Sis, I decided to pair you with

Dwayne

Getting to meet you was honestly an interesting experience. He walked up to you when after a while he found Laddie talking with you, and instantly knew he had never seen something so cute. He was astonished by your looks, liking you at first sight. 

You shyly introduced yourself and made small talk. He knew he had to find you again when even Laddie asked for you a couple of days later.

It was unexpected how easily you two got along and could talk non-stop about trivial subjects and music. He got fascinated by how quiet you were at first, and how talkative you got after some time.

He adores how at first you were all innocent, but now you can get extremely flirty and open with him. 

This guy loves the color of your eyes, so he will stare at them and find himself mesmerized by them as if it was his first time looking at them. 

He likes to hug you from the back, since you're some inches shorter than him, he likes to put his hands around your waist and rest his jaw over your head. If you’re clingy, you can rely on this man. Walking at the boardwalk includes the arm around your waist or shoulders, hands holding, cuddles, and daily words of love and worship. Your self-esteem will never be low ‘cause Dwayne knows how to treat you right. And if you find yourself in trouble, protective boyfriend or mother hen mode get immediatly activated, depending on which one fits better for the ocassion. 

He will absolutely make fun of you for being the shortest in the group, tho. Joking about your height lessened the teasing Marko had been suffering from years. The bullying coming from him and the group is a habit, but that is part of the friendship.

As for your size, Dwayne doesn't care that you're not precisely skinny, because this man loves how hot you look with those outfits, always bringing out your curves. And not to mention this man loves thighs. He will tirelessly remind you of your beauty. 

I will just say that a couple like you, with such fabulous styles and looks, will make many people turn their heads in your direction. 

Talking about your style, all of the boys idolize it. How close you look like the 80s icons surprises them. They all find you really sexy for this, with the badass look mixed with the girly style. Dwayne gets weak at the knees from just the sight of it, and will totally mention it when he has you in his arms.

He enjoys modeling for you if you draw human figures, and will let you play with his postures and expressions. This pastime is one of his most treasured moments with you, because he loves how immersed and serious you get to get your work done. And it allows him to stare at you working and doing it with such fascination it fills him with joy.

This applies to the guitar too. He's your number one fan, and will totally attend to your gigs if you happen to have them. And even though he's not an advanced guitar player, he will try to assist and support you in those difficult times when you can't get the notes right and frustration strikes.

He will also give you gifts like drawing kits for you to have unlimited resources to draw whatever and whenever you want, guitar picks with designs of your favorite bands, etc.

He and the boys like to put your creations around the cave. They appreciate having some of your essence and creativity to decorate the place.

I don't know if you headbang while listening to music, but oh my, if you do, I'M TELLING YOU HE WILL BE THE BEST HEADBANGER YOU WILL SHARE THE SONGS’ BREAKDOWNS WITH. Paul will want to join the sacred activity after watching you too get those strands synchronized.

He also loves how well you and Laddie get along, and with time he will tell you that, but at first, it is difficult for him to not feel corny and ridiculous with the portray of a happy family you make. He loves it, he's just too macho sometimes to accept something like that out loud.

Oh, and one thing he admires about you is your respect and appreciation for animals. Laddie is like you, so you too can pet some puppies together and Dwayne will get softer than a pillow. 

[lostbetweenvampiresandmusic]

Season's Greeting to all! Rather surprised how time goes by so quick that we're days away from Christmas! I thought it would be adorable for how the boys would react to being caught under the mistletoe with s/o?

💕 Happy holidays! In this case, you get actually stuck under the mistletoe. Let's blame it on magic, shall we? ;)

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David

He's old - older than the others - so he grew up when mistletoe was taken rather seriously compared to now, where people just laugh and joke about it. No, he knows that mistletoe will result in a kiss and he'll be damned different he doesn't get to kiss you on Christmas.

He doesn't hang it tho, he must waits patiently, knowing that you'll end up being stuck underneath it.

The second you are, he'll just look at you from his wheelchair, one eyebrow raised as he's waiting for you to respond.

He'll come to you if you ask him - shyly or not - and he'll kiss you deeply, grinning softly as he steps back a little.

It's unlikely that he gets stuck underneath it, but he'll definitely try to make sure you get stuck multiple times.

Dwayne

Honestly, he doesn't really care for the mistletoe business, but he does see the fun of it

He'll hang some above your pillow, and can't help but chuckle if you groan at the sigh of it. He jokes that you'll have no choice but to stay in bed all day - to which you respond that that also meant not making out at all.

He takes the opportunity (opportunities) to kiss you, but honestly - it's unlikely with him around that either of you will get stuck under the mistletoe. He has been living with the boys for so long that he knows where they hang it, and he knows how to prevent himself from getting stuck.

Dwayne just shows you, and if you pout he'll just tell you that he doesn't need any mistletoe to kiss you wherever.

He's not a fan of it, and proves his statement of not wanting to indulge in this business by kissing you any chance he gets - no mistletoe will decide when or where he kisses you.

Paul

He loves Christmas traditions - and especially ones where you can shamelessly kiss your partner, make out with them as much as he wanted without any real consequences.

He hangs the mistletoe around your house, around the cave and he definitely carries some with him, so he can play the mistletoe card whenever he's on the boardwalk with you.

He'll purposely get stuck under the mistletoe, grinning as he calls out to you for help - which you often teasingly provide.

You have to draw a line with the freedom of mistletoe. Only on Christmas and not in the bed - because he'll definitely do that.

He loves it - especially if he can use it to show others that you're his, or at home because he just genuinely likes making out with you and wants to show you how much he loves you.

Marko

Like Paul, Marko had a similar view on the Christmas tradition. It was fun, could be used for an advantigment when it comes to kissing you... No real downside.

Marko won't hang any, finding that to much trouble, but he'll definitely hangs one above your bed so he could kiss you awake.

He doesn't like being stuck under it, he likes freeing you. So, if possible you will be the one trapped underneath it, hopefully with Marko coming to your rescue quickly.

Makes the kissed definitely more intimate and deep than they need to be, ignoring any comments from family or strangers.

Will use it as an excuse to make out with you all day- even if Christmas is completely over and it's already summer. He'll keep the mistletoe around, trap you underneath, just so he could make out with you.

[doomednarrative]

i watched lost boys and understood None of the plot... but it looked cool so i will watch it again and again and continue to retain nothing of substance

also as a general rule i do not like blondes... the twink wearing like five rugs as a jacket is an exception tho

If you would like a plot explanation I can give it to you :) it's a little nonsense like most 80s horror but its fun because of that.

The tldr plot is that Michael, Sam and their mom Lucy move in with their grandfather in Santa Carla after the mom divorces her husband. While theyre there, Michael meets Star, the girl at the boardwalk, who introduces him to the Lost Boys, a gang of vampires. She and Laddie (the littlest dude) are also half vampires. The Lost Boys, particularly David, draw Michael into their fold and get him to drink blood so he also becomes a half vampire. Sam, on the other hand, meets the Frog Brothers, who are two monster hunting teenage boys who help run their parents comic shop. When Sam finds out Michael is a half vampire, he conspires with the Frogs to help Michael, Star and Laddie take down the Lost Boys so they can be human again. You find out in the end that the guy that Lucy was dating was actually the true head of the Lost Boys (basically their "dad" of sorts) and he was planning the whole time to try and draw Lucy and her boys into the family, and he would do it by force if need be. The movie ends with the grandfather killing Max, freeing Star Laddie and Michael of their vampirism, and with the grandfather revealing he knew about the existence of vampires the whole time and just didnt tell anyone.

Its a cheesy as fuck movie, but its iconic for its campiness and the fact that if you examine it closer, its got a lot of Purposeful queer coding and gay subtext, because the director, Joel Schumacher, was openly gay himself. Thats part of why its stayed relevant in pop culture to this day.

Sad that you dont like blondes cause David is hot in this film 😔 (the blonde you're referring to tho is Marko, played by Alex Winter, everyone loves that lil gnc dude.)

[tv-party]

DEL MAR ZOMBIES

[hannahchronism]

Florence Logs

aka I wanted to put all the times me & Jordan have like, internally headcanoned into one place so I did a keyword search for Florence and copied the relevant things here. If there’s any earlier mentions of Florence, ctrl+F can’t find them (I also searched “Florie” & “Flo”)

[8/31/2016 12:36:00 AM] Hannah: ((((WHEN FLORIE'S BIRTHDAY COMES UP AND MARK'S LIKE "So how old does that make you?" (BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN FRIENDS /THAT/ LONG AND IT'S SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T ALWAYS COME UP) AND FLORIE'S SO COMFROTABLE WITH HIM NOW THAT SHE OPENS HER MOUTH AND SAY "seven-" BEFORE SHE REALIZES THAT "SEVENTY-SIX" IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ANSWER AND QUICKLY TACKES ON A "teen" WHY IS THIS MAKING ME EMOTIONAL LIKE SIX MONTHS BEFORE THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN I S2G)))))

[9/7/2016 8:40:58 PM] Hannah: she's kind of a baby boomer a lil bit [9/7/2016 8:41:14 PM] Hannah: ((actually i think she's "greatest generation" age)) [9/7/2016 8:41:49 PM] Hannah: Florence: BACK IN 'NAM

[9/14/2016 10:42:45 PM] Saltasaurus: (((( Florence after she's outed herself to Mark talking about her family and her crazy religious parents and mid-rant she stops, looks at him, and goes "You know what the worst part is? If you go back just four generations my father's family is ethnically Jewish. JEWISH Mark. Jews don't even believe in Jesus." ))))

[9/14/2016 11:08:52 PM] Tired™: ((florie is literally my fave omg "JEWISH Mark" lmao))

[9/14/2016 11:11:01 PM] Saltasaurus: Florence like "My life made no sense so I died and it got better"

[9/15/2016 9:18:01 PM] Saltasaurus: things i think about while making a bowl of cereal: if Mark lost control and bit Abbie, she wouldn't turn and she'd also heal and everything would be fine (mostly) if Mark lost control and bit Florence, she'd die. Like I legit don't think there's a way around it she would straight up just die. if Florence, for some reason, decided to turn Mark, he could become a hybrid and A) maintain his werewolf traits B) become even stronger, in some regards and also C) I'm pretty sure he'd stop aging and be suspended as a teenager forever ((like the girls >.>))

[9/27/2016 12:07:57 AM] Tired™: Florence "no chill, all chilly" kingsley

[10/1/2016 12:45:12 AM] Saltasaurus: florence sticking her perpetually cold hands under mark's shirt just to freak him out [10/1/2016 12:45:38 AM] Saltasaurus: she doesn't do it for the warmth she does it cause she thinks it's funny [10/1/2016 12:45:52 AM] Tired™: rude [10/1/2016 12:45:58 AM] Tired™: and hilarious [10/1/2016 12:46:00 AM] Tired™: i love [10/1/2016 12:48:24 AM] Saltasaurus: it's like it's snowing out and she's not wearing gloves because Unbothered™ but Mark's got like three hoodies on so as they're waiting in line for something outside she just smirks to herself and then puts her hand on his back and he leaps like three feet away and possibly yelps like an actual dog and she spends the next hour and half laughing about it i can't [10/1/2016 12:48:53 AM] Saltasaurus: ((Abbie also thinks it's hilarious - until Florence does it to her)) [10/1/2016 12:49:18 AM] Saltasaurus: "KEEP YOUR ICICLE HANDS OUT OF MY SHIRT" [10/1/2016 12:51:57 AM] Tired™: mark glowering at her from a safe distance [10/1/2016 12:52:33 AM] Saltasaurus: Florence making doe eyes of innocence like she's not fully aware that she doesn't retain heat

[10/1/2016 1:10:37 AM] Saltasaurus: ((((((Also I have this thing about her using her baby face to draw in literal pedophiles for her "once a year kill" and justifying the murder because literal pedophiles and Idk i can't decide if that's too dark or not))))))))) [10/1/2016 1:10:55 AM] Tired™: i love it tbh [10/1/2016 1:11:08 AM] Saltasaurus: Florie the avenger

[10/1/2016 6:53:56 PM] Tired™: you know the hand slap game? [10/1/2016 6:54:29 PM] Tired™: where you hold ur palms over someone elses and they try to slap the backs of ur hands and u try to pull away before they can [10/1/2016 6:54:50 PM] Tired™: imagine mark and Florence playing that with their supernatural speed [10/1/2016 7:27:48 PM] Tired™: I wrote you some word vomit [10/1/2016 8:59:48 PM] Saltasaurus: beautiful [10/1/2016 8:59:59 PM] Saltasaurus: Abbie like 'sTOP WITH THE HAND SMACKING THING'

[10/4/2016 8:51:32 PM] Hannahbal: also cries about Florence's constant restraint??? [10/4/2016 8:52:24 PM] Tired™: what do u mean? [10/4/2016 8:53:09 PM] Hannahbal: okay like She indulges in stuff like breaking smaller rules and doing, generally, whatever she wants but she can't like lose control [10/4/2016 8:53:25 PM] Hannahbal: she doesn't get to go in a shack and throw a temper tantrum y'know? [10/4/2016 8:53:39 PM] Hannahbal: because if she started breaking things she'd start hurting people and that's so against her code so she's always?? trying to judge what's okay and so she ends up with all this pent up like, tension because she's scared to let it go because she'll hurt someone [10/4/2016 8:54:35 PM] Hannahbal: like there's no question, if she let go she'd definitely hurt or kill someone

[10/4/2016 10:35:59 PM] Hannahbal: "Do they trust the mayor?" Florence, from the sidelines 'MEN IN POSITIONS OF POWER ARE CORRUPT'

[11/28/2016 1:56:16 AM] Hannah: Also: Imagine some poor random person putting their hand on Florence's shoulder and she just gives them the most icy motherfucking stare until they let go

[11/29/2016 2:21:17 AM] Hannah: I was just thinking about how Florence is "no chill" but also the literal ice queen and suddenly remembered that time you called her "Florence "No Chill All Chilly" Kingsley" and now I can't stop laughing

[12/3/2016 6:02:19 AM] Hannah: A concept: after Mark triggers his gene, he and Florence constantly arm wrestle like the pair of supernatural idiots they are [12/3/2016 6:51:58 AM] "The Fall Out Boys": yes

[12/7/2016 6:00:33 AM] "Is it Jordan with an 'a' or a 'y'?": I've also come to the conclusion that your Florence playlist is really good for laying on the cold tile with your feet propped up on the wall and staring at the ceiling [12/7/2016 6:00:42 AM] Hannah: as it should be

[12/10/2016 3:09:57 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: more fun, domestic friends, less angsty paras pls [12/10/2016 3:10:04 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: (I love angsty paras) [12/10/2016 3:10:41 AM] Hannah: speaking of fun domestic friends: how often do you think Florence and mark go through phones on the basis of sheer accidents? [12/10/2016 3:10:58 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: god. so much [12/10/2016 3:11:00 AM] Hannah: Abbie has started keeping track, probably [12/10/2016 3:11:17 AM] Hannah: "I swear to god that's your sixth new phone in the last four months Markos" [12/10/2016 3:11:19 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Mark's probably got a perpetually cracked screen [12/10/2016 3:11:46 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: "You literally just got that fixed last week, dude." [12/10/2016 3:11:55 AM] Hannah: bless [12/10/2016 3:12:17 AM] Hannah: Abbie breaks hers, Mark and Florence both have a spare that they offer her [12/10/2016 3:12:29 AM] Hannah: "What kind of weird rich people bullshit is this oh my god" [12/10/2016 3:12:40 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: lmao

[12/10/2016 7:17:21 AM] Hannah: I'm mad Florence ignores so many of her emotions because she doesn't have the physical triggers that go with them so when she's around Mark she's twice as likely to identify her own feelings because Mark is a living reflection of them because he's invested in her so when she's upset, he gets upset, and she can recognize them in him and realize "I'm upset right now" what the fUCK [12/10/2016 7:18:59 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: oh my [12/10/2016 7:19:01 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: god

[12/10/2016 12:40:45 PM] Hannah: Active Me: It's weird how Abbie and Florence are so alike in some regards, all that attitude, but also so vastly different Tiny-Voice-in-the-Back-of-my-Head Me: It's because Abbie is like the offense and Florence is the defense. Abbie asserts her position and power before anyone attacks, whereas Florence waits until they actually try before shutting them down. Active Me: ... Yo what the f*ck

[12/11/2016 11:53:41 AM] Hannah: also hey this one's fun: it's my headcanon that Florence can inhale (so she can like, whistle and blow out candles, etc.) but A) she doesn't have to to speak (because magic) B) it's a weird a vaguely uncomfortable sensation for her [12/11/2016 11:54:37 AM] Hannah: C) it gets harder and more painful to do the longer she goes without doing it [12/11/2016 11:54:56 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: WELL [12/11/2016 11:55:02 AM] Hannah: (: [12/11/2016 11:55:36 AM] Hannah: Imagine tho, after Mark gets #Triggered he's suddenly going to be like "You're ... not breathing what the fuck " [12/11/2016 11:56:12 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: he's gonna be so confused by so much i can't wait [12/11/2016 11:56:49 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: likw 24/7 panic attacks hyper aware of the world around him because his senses are gonna be even more heightened?? (: [12/11/2016 11:56:57 AM] Hannah: Florence like "I don't have to. I went through a phase where I thought about living in the ocean like a mermaid because of it." and it's going to take him a week to work out how layered that sentence really is

[12/11/2016 12:40:27 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: do u think mark actually calls Florence "Florie" [12/11/2016 12:40:43 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: like would it be wierd if he did [12/11/2016 12:40:44 PM] Hannah: i think she would let him but idk if he does or not [12/11/2016 12:41:02 PM] Hannah: just not Flo [12/11/2016 12:41:02 PM] Hannah: she hates Flo [12/11/2016 12:41:19 PM] Hannah: (Abbie probably calls her Flo) [12/11/2016 12:41:40 PM] Hannah: ((Florence probably calls her 'Abigail' with all the formality she can muster for revenge)) [12/11/2016 12:42:07 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: (((Mark is in the middle of this just sighing deeply))) [12/11/2016 12:44:09 PM] Hannah: "Oh look it's Flo " "Good to see you too, Abigail " " Guys please " [12/11/2016 12:45:26 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: "Abbie, I'll buy you all the fries you can eat if you just  play nice " "Guess I'm going hungry then" [12/11/2016 12:45:59 PM] Hannah: i'm [12/11/2016 12:46:03 PM] Hannah: offended at how accurate that is lmao

[12/11/2016 7:25:24 PM] Hannah: A concept: Florence acting as the Howler's fixer-upper because 50+ years of living with Alex means she's picked up a good bit about health/healing over the years uwu [12/11/2016 7:26:19 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: bless it "I don't  care  if that'll heal on it's own, it'll set wrong if you just leave it, GIVE ME YOUR ARM MAL" [12/11/2016 7:26:29 PM] Hannah: LITERALLY [12/11/2016 7:26:37 PM] Hannah: #unafraid to manhandle the puppies

[12/16/2016 11:09:15 AM] Hannah: also I had a thought right before i went to sleep and it was like "imagine after Florence has spent time with the howlers and one full moon she gets to see them all wolfed out and without being told she knows which one is who" wtf @ my brain [12/16/2016 11:09:33 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: That's cute tho aw [12/16/2016 11:10:26 AM] Hannah: just imagine lil tiny girl in the woods faced down by a dozen wolves and she just //points/ "Mark" and then goes around the circle [12/16/2016 11:10:42 AM] Hannah: and they're like "????!?!??!"

[1/5/2017 5:18:22 AM] Hannah: I'm still laughing about them intentionally calling each other the versions of their names they don't like tbh [1/5/2017 5:25:06 AM | Edited 5:25:31 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Imagine, if you will, Abbie and Florence and Mark in some sort of situation like: Florie (on the phone or smthing): Tell Abigail she can tag along if she must (but like in her Florence way where it's clear she's saying "absolutely do not come") Mark (to Abbie): Florence says she wants you to come too Abbie: Tell your creepy girlfriend Flo that I would rather choke on my own vomit than willingly go with her anywhere Mark (to Florence): Abbie said that she'd love to come but she has other plans already. Abbie: -scowling- [1/5/2017 5:26:47 AM] Hannah: ;sklfjg;kljehg [1/5/2017 5:26:54 AM] Hannah: poor Mark [1/5/2017 5:27:23 AM] Hannah: Florence: You know I can hear her, right? [1/5/2017 5:30:10 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Mark sighs a lot [1/5/2017 5:30:58 AM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Between the howlers and Florence and Abbie. His friends are so stressful. xD

[2/22/2017 8:42:56 PM] Hannah: when u realize that one day Mark is going to be old and die and it'll just be Florie & Abs but then u also realize that eventually Florie's gonna die too (probably after about 200 years tbh, she's already having those #disconnect issues) which means, eventually, Abbie'll be completely alone and still 16 [2/22/2017 8:43:03 PM] Hannah: I hurt myself [2/22/2017 9:45:07 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: What to heck I am in public why would u do that to me

[3/4/2017 2:46:05 PM | Edited 2:46:16 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: dammit we talk about ships even jokingly and my brain always, like, latches onto it and stores it and so now I'm just innocently listening to music and then this song ( http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/edsheeran/howwouldyoufeelpaean.html )comes on and all I can think of is Mark and Florence as a ship [3/4/2017 2:49:50 PM] Hannah: amazing

[3/13/2017 10:56:31 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: OKAY BUT [3/13/2017 10:56:50 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: Mark having a panic attack an Florence pulling a Lydia and just kissing him [3/13/2017 10:57:53 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: I mean what?

[3/21/2017 5:42:26 PM] Hannah: I got cold after my shower so I made coffee and I had it cupped between my Eternally Frozen Fingers because i love warm coffee mugs and then I got really upset about Florence doing something similar to that just to make her skin warm the next time she goes to hold Mark's hand [3/21/2017 5:48:09 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: omg [3/21/2017 5:48:54 PM] Hannah: constantly ruined by her being the literal cutest [3/21/2017 5:49:44 PM] Jord[a/o/i/y]n: (Mark like: "yeah same buddy")

[boys-from-santacarla]

Note; I deeply apologize seeing as this is going to end up being long. Onto the information; My name is Ghost(mainly go by this one), Acid, Killer(more of a nickname), or Gore(more of a nickname). I go by he/they/xe/its, and I'm a dude, MLM and poly so it really doesn't matter much who it is. Born March 31st, being an Aries I'm a very loud and energetic person. I'm also very impulsive and get myself into deep shit, even if I don't realize I'm doin' it. I get overly loud when the topic is about something I enjoy or is into, if I try flirting on purpose it's ass but when I do it without realizing I get called a huge flirt. Big music and art geek, I have sketchbooks upon sketchbooks filled just sitting around in my room. I listen to a lot of rock like Queen, Guns N Roses, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, ACDC, Nickelback, KISS, Slipknot, KoRn, and on and on. Although I listen to every genre of music minus country(although there are few songs I can deal with). Big tattoo/piercing person, if you have one visible I will point it out and geek out about it. Although literally don't ask me to name a few songs unless I've been rambling on about it because I have the shittiest memory. I dye my hair so often it's surprising my hair is still healthy. I have literally bleached my hair, dyed it red and let that fade for a week, then dyed it blue and have been touching up the blue ever since then. If it wasn't due to money problems and the fact it's hard to borrow in my town my hair would probably have my hair a different color every two weeks. I ramble quite a bit and have the shittiest focus and memory, so you may have to pull me to the side and tell me to calm down. Would definitely compliment on the boys looks, specially their outfits. I'm a coffee and monster addict at this point, you'll see one or the other in my hand, and the occasional water bottle because I try to keep myself health. My love language is through touch and insulting people. Ex, "I fucking love you dumbass" or flipping you off playfully as a way of saying "i love you bitch". Smoking doesn't bother me, grew up around it my entire life. I love riding on motorcycles, no matter the weather, is it cold asf, nice idgaf, is it raining, shit lets go. I have a bad(good in some people's eyes) of using petnames/nicknames for everyone. Everyone has a wholesome petname from me and then I'll call them a whore or some shit. I cuss too much for my own good, I literally don't have a filter in my entire body. I will impulsively say shit, sometimes that's a good thing and sometimes it's a bad thing. Due to my anxiety I try to stay away from large crowds, but if I'm in them (aka on the boardwalk) I will have music blaring in my ears and my ears glued into my current sketchbook. Although I currently don't have them, I'm going to add them anyways because I'm going to end up getting them when I have the money to go to a piercer or to get a kit. I want a shit ton of piercings. Such as snake bites(lip piercing), tongue, septum, all of the piercings finished on my ears, and bridge. I've stated once I'm a big tattoo geek, so I want a quite a bit of those. I'm definitely a big "oh let's do it myself" person, and I have tried giving myself a septum piercing. (it would've worked if it wasn't for the fact I did it too low to be able to flip it up to hide it) I love the adrenaline of fights, it doesn't matter if I win or loose, although I do prefer if I win. I literally get the most random urge to fight someone for the hell of it. Probably has something to do with impulsive thoughts and shit, but oh well. I'm a big respect person, I live by the motto "you respect me, I'll respect you". I have blackouts sometimes due to rage and anxiety, so I try to keep myself from having them. I have a bad habit of rambling and saying sorry too much. I tend to repeatedly say sorry whilst rambling as I tend to get overly excited and loud when I ramble. I'm a very talkive person if I know and trust you. If you're around me and you don't get your ear talked off or messed with, you're probably not liked or

you need to leave. It's one easy way you'll be able to tell if I get along with you or not. I kinda have a whatever/punk/alt style, a lot of time I just grab something decent and throw it on. Although you'll always see me wearing a belt and my platform shoes. I'm 5'0, so my obsession with platforms grew because of my need to be tall. I wear a lot of baggy clothing, I'm definitely more of a comfort over style person.

Ok, my dude, I'll definitely pair you with...

Marko and Paul

Oh, man, you three are gonna be some threesome (and not necessarily in the sexual way lol)

Just imagine THE MESS

The boys think you're adorable when you get into the romantic mood and try to flirt but end up saying bad pick-up lines, so they'll laugh, but will twirl their hair as whoerish as possible and follow the game. Or they would get on with their manly act and fight to see who will flirt back better.

Now, the chatting will be so goddamn long! You three will go on 4 hour-long conversations that'll get from a "look at this new t-shirt I got" to "so that's why Ronald Reagan was an alien". The worst part is left to the spectators like David or Dwayne since none of you three will be the sane individual and shut y'all up.

The blondes like your drawing, and ask you to draw them or random stuff and people CONSTANTLY, so you'll have many opportunities to improve your skills and try with different models. When they happen to find some of your sketchbooks, they try to impress you or simply give a small present by drawing you or something you like, or at least make the attempt since some of the "fine pieces" as they call them, they give you are like children's school projects.

And, man, about the hair, are you blessed to have the glam diva Paul by your side to give advice and constructive criticism to your hair. He will help you choose the color and will give it style from time to time if you accept. The process to dye it will be so much fun, and so chaotic; experimenting with the pigments ends up with wounds caused from the bleach and the currently used wardrobe disposed later.

A thing they love about you is that you can stand up for yourself if needed, but they rather you not to, because they know you handle yourself and the others well, maybe too well for your good. Paul tries to take care of you as much as he can so there is no need for you to possibly get hurt. It was enough trying to control Marko so he didn't get involved in some stupid street fight every night at the boardwalk to now have to worry daily about you too. Marko shares the passion for the adrenaline of this and will think it is hot as hell, but he protects you as much as Paul, maybe a bit softer than him about it tho, but if you're in the middle of a fight and it starts to get worse than expected, he dead ass will force you to back off. He'll finish the business himself, sweetheart.

As for your love language, don't worry, these dorks will accept you playful pushes with joy, and they'll give you some of them too. But if you accidentally flip and fall some meters before hitting ground, you know the rule: laugh first, help second.

Oh, and you better get prepared for the bullying. You're the smallest in the group, so that leads to a constant attack as a hobbit. Marko joins the quip, but I mean, he'll get humiliated along. Let's just say Paul gives you two a hard time about it. With all the love of course.

They love to get out with you and the others and go to the boardwalk, but they try to take you out on days it is not that crowded, or in hours where a small amount of souls are having a stroll. But, if you happen to go out on a crowded night, they will keep you focused on having a good time, but just mention your getting uncomfortable and you'll be back at the cave in less than a minute.

Paul and Marko really love your style, they think it looks badass and try to match tough outfits with you from time to time. Giving you cool shirts and leather jackets with some patches on them that they think are awesome. Don't ask why some of the clothes have strange-colored stains on them tho.

They go with you to get you ears or nose pierced from the moment you three decided doing it diy style was a bad idea cuz y'all ended up with a bleeding nose and an ear infection the first time of trying it, and because there's no voice of reason in the threesome, Star and Dwayne had to give you kids a very long lecture of not doing those things by yourself.