#Mario's adventure was trial by being everyone's proverbial chew toy

[pianokantzart]

Mario Propaganda:

Got physically assaulted by nearly everyone, including Foreman Spike, a dog, Toad, Toad Guards, Princess Peach, Cheep Cheeps, Donkey Kong, Koopa General, and Bowser.

Was injured more than anyone else in the movie by a long shot, with major plot points revolving entirely around him getting his shit kicked in.

Gets condescended to by almost everyone despite his efforts to be nothing but friendly.

Crippling sense of familial responsibility.

Luigi Propaganda:

Got teleported directly into hell and chased down by an army of feral skeletons.

Spent the entire movie being restrained and dragged around with absolutely no idea what was happening or why.

Endured an interrogation that ended with him being violently thrown to the floor with a large chunk of his mustache ripped out.

Had zero guidance, with the only friendly faces he encountered being just as helpless as he was.

Was nearly incinerated three separate times.