#Marie splatoon x reader

[spaghettitm]

THANK YOU THANK YOU AHH I’m glad you enjoy them !!! If it isn’t too much trouble, I have ANOTHA idea in mind…

Headcanons for any of the idols and/or Acht X Reader with their first kiss!! Totally up to you who you choose, I don’t mind! I hope you have a great day :D

anon you give me no choice but to write every idol again (i didnt write acht because i forgot to oopsies

I DONT KNOW WHY MARIE'S IS SO .... @///@

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🩷Callie🎀

I'll start out by saying she is a REALLY good kisser.

She had kissed you on the cheek or forehead before you where dating from time to time, but she always saw it as a way of her showing affection

Your first KISS kiss was slow and gentle

It felt like heaven, her soft lips tenderly pressing against yours... WOOHOO

Afterwards, she kind of gazes at you in awe.

She gives a giddy giggle and plants littles kisses all over your face (definitely leaving lipstick all over you!)

💚Marie❇️

You two had gone on 5 or 6 dates before kissing was even an option

She straddles your lap, starting out slow.

it soon leads to a sloppy makeout sesh

you're both rolling around basically, she's on top, then your on top, and so on and so forth.

before it could lead into anything... else... she hits you with

❇️ : “ ...You'll need to take me out on a few more dinners and we can continue this ehehe ”

💖Pearl👑

To be honest, her kiss was mediocre at first.

Don't get me wrong, it was a loving moment between you two! Though, their lips were a bit chapped.

You inform her about her lips, which caught her by surprise.

She immediately applies chapstick, cursing under her breath to herself that she didn't BEFORE the kiss

This will definitely be a funny story to reminisce about with her later in the relationship!

🩵Marina🎧

She was super nervous to kiss you

Marina had to prep herself ALL DAY

You had to instigate the kiss, leaning in first, cupping her cheek etc etc

It took her a solid minute to register that you in fact where about to kiss her

Though, when You do eventually kiss her she's all in.

She holds your waist, and twirls your tentacles/hair

💙Shiver🦈

they're really bad at kissing

despite them being a 24 year old person, they've never kissed anyone EVER.

You had to show them how to kiss you

Shiver held your hand the entire time though, as if that helped at all

🧡Frye🍤

She'd let you sit in her lap for the kiss.

She struggles to keep a serious tone, making jokes the entire time.

Frye is the type of person to go *kiss* hi:) *kiss* hi:) *kiss* hi:) *kiss* hi:)

They're pretty good at kissing, for someone with not a lot of exsperience

Her teeth got in the way a little bit though

They hold onto your waist, rubbing your back slowly :333

🩶Big Man🀄

Ay ay!

Ay!

Ay ay ay ay... ay ay ayyyy!

ay ay ay~

AAAAAYYYYY.... ay.

[pocketmania]

So I managed to catch covid despite my best efforts and with it on type of my other chronic illnesses I feel like shit and am somewhat delirious.

As a result I am humbly requesting some illness comfort hcs for splatoon. Your choice on characters but I'd like it if you at least include Dedf1sh. Gender neutral or nonbinary reader please.

Thank you for your service 🫡

Man, that sucks. I'm so sorry you've been feeling so icky, anon. I hope you make a speedy recovery and feel better <3 !!

I'm gonna do all of the idols (including Big Man) because I don't wanna leave everyone out + I feel like they'd all have some unique way of going about your illnesses. I'm also so sorry for the wait! I've been busy recently, so I'm sorry (to everyone) if posting and responding is slow!

Now onto the thingy

‎‧₊˚✧[ The Idols W/ a Sick!Reader ]✧˚₊‧

(🎨🔫👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💭) - splatoon headcanons

(reader type) - gender neutral

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Callie

♨ Callie is the type of person to follow all those clichés you see on T.V.

♨ Shrimp soup, ice pack on the head, thermometer in the mouth, absolutely no moving or leaving your room whatsoever, all that stuff

♨ She's not a doctor but she thinks she might be able to help

♨ The MILLISECOND she hears you sniff or cough, it is straight to bed with you

♨ If you throw up or something she'll be there to hold your tentacles back (if they're long enough)

♨ If she sees you out of bed other than to go to the bathroom she will throw a FIT and drag you back to bed

♨ She will do all the chores in the house and will cook for you, regardless if it's just a common cold or not

♨ You got sick around the time Grizz was defeated, so she had a lot of free time other than the occasional acting gig and the release of Wave Goodbye.

♨ Checks up on you every second

♨ Cuddles with you despite knowing she'll get sick too

♨ ❝ Quit it, you idiot! You're gonna catch a bug!

♨ ❝ Guess who doesn't care! ♪"

♨ She shares all the drama and gossip she's heard when she gets home if she has stuff to do

♨ Keeps you company while you rot in bed <3

Marie

♨ She's a lot more lenient than Callie, let's just make that clear

♨ Marie believes that, as long as you're not on the brink of death and it's a simple symptom, you don't have to be bedridden.

♨ You got sick around the time Grizz was defeated as well, so she had a lot of free time, too

♨ Except Thursday nights, because that's when she has her podcast "Marie After Midnight"

♨ You're allowed to help with chores, but she does all the cooking

♨ Mutualism, y'know?

♨ Also shares drama and gossip with you that she's heard while out and stuff as she checks your temperature n' all

♨ ❝ So then she said that she broke up with him-oops, you've got a fever-but then she was seen kissing him, like, an hour later!"

♨ She's still physical with you. She just keeps her distance a lot more

♨ She may not be a doctor, but she's certainly your personal nurse

Pearl

♨ The moment she found out you were sick it was a direct trip to MakoMart for medicine

♨ Her diagnosis was that you hadn't been treating yourself very well

♨ Pearl definitely isn't experienced with taking care of people medically since she grew up rich and didn't really have to do any of that stuff

♨ She knows about medicine and bandages and that's about it

♨ Buys literally all the medicine in stock

♨ Only the best medical care for her pookie wookie

♨ She does all the cooking and cleaning. She doesn't give a slug's ass what you came down with. You are not overworking yourself on her watch

♨ You got sick just before Off the Hook went on tour, so it threw a small wrench into the plan, but that was alright!

♨ She could make it work! (With the help of time management from Marina)

♨ Pearl isn't too good at cooking by the way, so it'll just be fruit or something that doesn't require more effort than a microwave and boiling water

♨ ❝ Okay, so I accidentally set the water on fire, so it'll just be fruit instead of noodles today.

♨ ❝ You what???

♨ But yeah give her a chance she tries her best </3

Marina

♨ Marina is probably the most medically trained person on this list

♨ Becomes a professional mother

♨ You also got sick around the time Off the Hook was going on tour, so that made her a bit busier since she had to work on the tour, the memverse, and make sure you didn't die

♨ So what did she prescribe? Love, it was the only medicine! That and prednisone

♨ She's almost as lenient as Marie but as caring as Callie

♨ Since she was in the military, she learned a bunch of ways to treat sick people, so she's a wiz at this

♨ She doesn't want you completely immobilized, so she lets you help with chores and cooking

♨ Will check in with you every once is a while, but when she does she asks a gazillion questions at a time

♨ ❝ Hey, (N/N), are you feeling any better? Are you hungry, thirsty, do you have a headache? Do you need medicine? Are you too hot, too cold?

♨ ❝ Just trying to process everything you just said.

♨ Makes songs dedicated to you and sings them at concerts (which always make you feel better)

Shiver

♨ Shiver, being the youngest of the Hohojiro family, doesn't know all that much about medicine

♨ But she tries her best, especially for you! Is that a lie? No!

♨ She definitely gets advice from Frye and Big Man. They even help take care of you sometimes

♨ She makes a bit more of a deal about it than she should

♨ You got sick around the leader splatfest (that goes for all of Deep Cut), so of course Shiver was all over you during the halftime break

♨ ❝ (N/N)? Please tell me you're okay! You haven't thrown up, right? Do you have a fever? I could get you some water and a fan if you do!

♨ She asked when all you wanted was a Crabby Cake.

♨ Shiver, no matter how much she loves you, will never admit that she had to get help from someone else

♨ Takes you everywhere just so you're in her sight, even while she's out banditting

♨ Orders Master Mega (or one of the Deep Cut members) to carry you around everywhere

♨ She mostly cooks you spicy food, even if it's mild

♨ Shiver is always cold (as her name kinda suggests) so she'll hug you when you get too hot

♨ Will buy you anything and everything you want, just like Pearl would

♨ Basically your gremlin helper

Frye

♨ Frye's family has a bunch of remedies that probably aren't safe to the public

♨ Big Man has repeatedly told her not to use these remedies as a last resort

♨ ❝ Just take 3 of these a day, she says as she holds up what is possibly the most toxic food known to inkling and octoling kind

♨ Other than that, she's good at treating people. Like i said before, she's got siblings, so she kinda had to be

♨ Frye's like Marie when it comes to stuff like this because she also believes that, as long as you're not on your death bed, you'll be fine

♨ With that said, she will not hesitate to carry you around and do everything for you

♨ ❝ Oh, yeah, no, straight to bed! C'mon, I'll carry you! You can work, but don't overwork yourself, man! I'll finish cleaning the dishes, just don't die on me!

♨ ❝ Frye, all I said was,'I feel kinda hot'.

♨ Just like with Shiver, the rest of Deep Cut helps out with taking care of you, too

♨ She mostly cooks you sweet food

♨ Frye is a human heater (as her name kinda suggests), so she'll hug you when you get cold

♨ Trust me when I say she'll barely treat you any different from when you weren't sick

♨ She'll still throw her banter-punches and lean on you and shake you and all

♨ Just be ready to take care of her when she gets sick from that :,]

Big Man

♨ Probably the most caring person on this list next to Marina

♨ He is a LOT more normal out of the other two members of Deep Cut

♨ And since he's a naturally caring person he makes a great caretaker

♨ Big Man's family definitely has remedies they use, too. Except these remedies are actually safe to use on people

♨ Mostly cooks you sour food, even if it's mild

♨ He is always prepared; he's got tons of medicine and tissues for when you guys go out together (and barf bags..)

♨ Big Man believes you're a capable person, so he'll also let you help with chores and cooking until he sees that you're tired/dizzy

♨ Then he'll send you right back to bed and spend the rest of the day caring for you

♨ ❝ Ay? Ay ay. ((N/N)? Do you need anything? More water, or more blankets?)

♨ ❝ I'd like for you to just be with me, if that's okay.

♨ Starts gushing over the entire thing and spends the rest of the day with you. Chores can come at the end

♨ At that moment, you thought you were cured

Acht

♨ There are a lot of people on this list who let you fend for yourself holy hell

♨ You got sick just after the Side Order DLC would've been completed, so Acht didn't have anything better to do than hang out with Marina or make music

♨ Acht seems like a "tough love" kinda character (that's also very caring at the same time), so that's why I feel like they'd be another character like that

♨ Though they still cook and clean for you from time to time! Albeit they're.. not the best cook..

♨ (You're better off ordering out.)

♨ Sometimes, if they think you've worked enough, they'll throw you over the shoulder and carry you

♨ Acht doesn't know medicine as well as Marina (considering they're a dropout) so they go to Marina for advice

♨ Acht might fuck up the procedure once or twice, but it all works out in the end! They try, trust me

♨ Also keeps you company while you rot away in bed

♨ Lets you suggest music for them to make (and its always good)

♨ Not always prepared but always ready to seek out the things you need

♨ ❝ Hey, you need tissues? Alright, lemme see if I have some.

♨ The combination of their personality and the way they care for you makes you oh-so-happy

♨ Even after you've gotten better, you still think you're sick.. sick with love that is

♨ Corny, I know, but it's true

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[kyeskorner]

REQUESTS!!!!!!!!

HI GUYS!!!!! I'm opening up requests because I need more content so why not write it myself? I'll write for the idols of Splatoon and Acht! (sorry manga enjoyers, or harmony enjoyers... or... you know) I can TRY writing Big Man, maybe. If you're lucky WHAT I'M COMFORTABLE WRITING - Romantic Content (Yes Please!!!) Fluff (Please!!!) Platonic (Sure!) Comfort (I can try!) Short Fics (Sure can!) Headcanons (You got it!) Chubby Readers! (I can STILL try!) Suggestive (Maybe! As long as it doesn't go too far!) WHAT I WON'T WRITE - NSFW (Sorry guys, just won't happen!) General Gross Things! (I ain't writin dat!) Cheating (That's f'd up!) Yandere! (Sorry!) Transphobia/LGBTPhobia (I'm not doing that!) Racism (Nope!) PLEASE REQUEST IF YOU CAN/WANT THANK YOU :D

[byte-your-tongue]

omg hallo!!! i saw your deep cut x reader post and wanted to send a request if that’s ok! very specific list coming through!

could i perhaps request some headcanons of a chubby reader x one of the idols (Callie, Marie, Pearl, Marina, Shiver, Frye) or Acht, or Tao Blu?

Or perhaps all of them? /nf (i know this is a lot so this is only if you want to!!!)

Whoever you feel like writing, surprise me!

If not, totally okay! I hope this isn’t too demanding and I hope you have a good day/night :D

Splatoon Idols x Chubby Reader

(Romantic, GN Reader)

AN: thank you so much for the request!!! i hope you have a great day/night too :3 I ended up only doing the idols, sorry!! Anon requested this to be romantic, so it is! I also ended up including some general relationships hcs as well.

TW: Mentions of ED stuff and body isecurity(because i've struggled with both of those before and wanted to include them)

Callie:

She would love you no matter what you look like.

She thinks you are the cutest thing ever!!!

She is really into fashion and likes to take you shopping to pick out clothes for you. If you have trouble finding clothes that match your style in your size she will pay to get stuff tailored just for you. No price is too high for her adorable partner to look even cuter <3

If you are insecure about certain parts of your body she doesn't really get it but is willing to work with you to pick clothes that hide certain things or accentuate others.

She loves your tummy. She will kiss it and blow raspberries on it. She is a very goofy inkling and loves you lots.

She loves your thighs too. She wants to lay her head in your lap and take a nap. She really just loves cuddling with you. Expect a lot of cuddles on the couch, in bed, anywhere really. And she falls asleep super easy in your presence as well.

This girl is military trained, has the stamina of an idol, and her weapon of choice is a massive roller she swings around like it weighs nothing. She can and will pick you up. She will pick you up and kiss all over your face while giggling.

If you are ever insecure about eating too much, she will never judge you. This girlie loves food and is constantly muching on something. If you have a bad relationship with food she would be very sweet and work to repair it slowly with you.

Marie:

She doesn't even notice or care. It doesn't cross her mind at all that you look any different than anyone else. She doesn't pay attention to appearances most of the time.

She loves having her partners sit on her lap, and you are no exception. Get on there. If you worry about hurting her she will just pull you onto her lap and wrap her arms around your middle, probably leaving you a blushing mess.

Marie has mastered the art of glaring, and will send a look that could kill to anyone who dares to make a comment about how you look.

Marie is naturally less active then her cousin and probably worked hard to stay thin back when she was younger, working hard to be the ideal idol she thought her fans wanted to see. So if you are ever insecure or potentially have a bad relationship with your own body/food/exercise she will understand and is very supportive of you. Marie has been there and she is always going to stand by you and support you.

Marie loves nothing more than lazy days where you both stay home and chill. Play video games, read, or just chill with her. Anything is fine as long as you two are in each others presence.

Usually doesn't want the media to be all up in her face about y'alls relationship but she does take a bit of pride in bringing you to events and such.

Marina:

This girl is so in love with you. She is obsessed. She fawns over you so hard and views you as a literal goddess. It never once crosses her mind that you might be insecure in any way.

To Marina, you are the prettiest person to ever exist and to change anything about you would be sacrilegious.

But if you ever need reassurance, she will shower you with endless compliments. She will kiss every inch of your skin, praising you as she goes.

If you have a hard time with food, she's there to work with you. She has trouble with food for sensory issue reasons, so it may not be for the same reason you do, but she will try to help. She is a total nerd and knows how to balance a diet so you get enough nutrition, regardless of what your brain tells you is "healthy" to eat or not.

If you have any stretch marks she thinks they are so pretty, she will run her fingers along them and kiss them. She is enamoured by your body and every single blemish or freckle on it is something she wants to memorize.

She is known for staying up too late, but she loves cuddling with you. So all you have to do to get her to come to bed is invite her to lay with you.

And if she's tired during the day from pulling another all nighter? Let her rest her head in your soft lap and she will be in heaven.

Pearl:

Pearl may be tinier than you in every sense of the word, but you have never felt more secure anywhere than by her side.

Pearl is like a terrifying dog you can sick on people. She is feral and if anyone so much as says one bad things about the way you look she is destroying them mind, body, and soul. She will diss them so hard they never want to show their face ever again. And you may have to restrain her from physically attacking them as well.

Pearl loves lazy days with you where y'all just chill at home and do whatever. But she also loves going out with you as well! Pearl will gift you expensive clothes, jewelry, etc and take you out and show you off. She's so proud to have you as a partner and you are the light of her life.

If you are insecure about the way you look she will be there to support you.

She's like a little chihuahua who thinks it can do anything, and as her partner you get to stand by her side and watch her take on the whole world.

Pearl makes you feel small. No matter how big your energy is, hers is 100x bigger. She will be the "Excuse me, they asked for no pickles" for you if you need. Social anxiety fears HER.

If you have extra fat on your face she likes to squish your cheeks. She just likes touching your face and admiring it.

Shiver:

She is another who likes to see you in pretty outfits.

Shiver is actually really attracted to your body type. She would love you no matter how you look, but she thinks your softness and curves are the prettiest thing she's ever seen.

She's literally obsessed with the way tight clothes hug you. You are so pretty she can't take her eyes off of you.

She is 100% showing you off to the media(as long as you don't mind!) She leaves no questions about your relationship, her hand is always somewhere on you. She sees a camera pointed at you two and she pulls you to her by the waist and kisses you deeply.

She would be the kind of person who likes to hand feed her partner food, she just thinks seeing you happy as you bite into your favorite food is the best thing ever to her.

Just let her take care of everything for you. Let her take you shopping and pick out clothes for you, dressing you up in pretty little outfits and paying for everything.

If you have any stretch marks she loves running her fingers over them and feeling the different texture compared to the rest of your skin.

She gets jealous easily and can sometimes be worried you don't like her anymore. Underneath all her gracefulness and passive aggression, she really is a little bit pathetic. Give her a kiss and tell her you love her and she'll be back to the happy shark you know and love <3

If you are ever insecure, she is so ready to tell you to be nicer to herself. No one is allowed to be mean to her partner, not even you!

If anyone ever makes a comment on your looks, she is going right for the throat with passive aggressive remarks and rude statements that will shred that person's self esteem. They will need therapy when she's done.

Frye:

Frye is SO buff. She works out and is in great shape. Best believe this girl can pick you up no matter how much you weigh.

She takes pride in being able to carry you around, she likes showing off how strong she is.

She loves you so much. Frye looks at you with hearts in her eyes and wiggles her long ears and blushes and giggles whenever you walk into a room.

She is so enamoured with you, she loves every single thing you do.

Frye admires you body a lot. Frye is mostly sharp lines with pointy features and lean, muscular frame. But you are so soft and curvy, she thinks you are just the cutest thing around.

She may be a bit clueless sometimes, so if you tell her you have trouble with food/eating her immediate reaction is "BUT FOOD IS SO GOOD HOW CAN YOU DO THAT???"

But once you explain to her why you feel the way you do, she will be very compassionate and sweet.

Frye WILL give you nicknames. They probably start out goofy, ut become genuine. She calls you less than common things (mostly food) like "my little cheesecake" or "my cutie crab cake". Don't question it.

She is fascinated by any stretch marks you have, and she thinks they look like a sick lightning bolt pattern. She might compare you to lightning mcqueen. Whether you find it funny or insulting is up to you, but just know she means it as a very genuine compliment. She thinks he's the epitome of cool.

[starsunderwaterr]

Comfort with the Idols + Agents! (pt. 1)

Hey guys! I really do apologize for the late posts. Trying to manage my time better. Not even gonna hold you all, my week's been pretty ass, and I think I can speak for all of us when I say that we could all use a little bit of comfort from our favorite cephalopods. Enjoy guys, love you ♡

I'll just be doing Squid Sisters for this part bc I am currently on a plane traveling home and I am off the extremely desired two hours bro

All characters are 18+

Minors DNI

Callie!

Welp

Girlie knows exactly when you’re upset

She can just read you that good because she’s the same way way herself

She can tell when you’re upset based on your body language, and she’ll do her best to be there for you

She’ll start by sending a few texts, but of course, it depends on the situation

‘Heyyy!! I noticed you were really off today and I just wanted to make sure you were feeling okay!!! (≧◡≦) ♡ let me know if there’s anything I can do to help!! ♡ ♡’

She doesn’t always want to press, but if you let her in, she’ll be all over you (in a good way)

Anything you need, she’ll get, and she means it

Water, candy, your favorite takeout place, a gun

In all seriousness, if you ask her to come over, she will bring a whole bunch of your favorite comfort things, go on a whole spending spree just for you so that you can feel better

She's definitely gonna make you something hot and warm, grab a blanket, and sit down with you on the couch to talk

Will take your hands and hold them with such gentle care omg>>>

Her hands are also super soft???? Like, girlie takes such good care of her skin

So she's holding your hands and she's just looking at you in your lil sad burrito

The softest voice, "Hey, it's gonna be alright. Tell me what's going on..."

You can't help but tell her, she's just so comfortable to be around

Halfway through telling her, you burst into a sob, and instantly her arms are around you

Will hold you gently but securely so that you feel safe

Will rub your back and kiss your head

Is like,,,, scarily calm but genuinely worried about you, especially because it's not every day that you break down in her arms

“It’s okay to cry, (Y/N). Just let it out. I’m here.”

Her voice is always so gentle and calming, and she’s surprisingly a good listener when things get serious

Holds you until you tire yourself out, and even then, she’s not going to let go unless you make the move or say so

And she’s really going out of her comfort zone for you, since she gets extremely antsy after sitting for long periods of time, so she really does care for you

Will stay with you for however long you need, grabs you anything you ask for

Will try to sympathize with you through her own stories and whatnot

“You don’t ever have to hide it from me because eventually I will figure it out anyways!”

Okay nah but like why is it actually cute when she threatens you like that

Causes your chest to swell just a tad

Will literally stare at you before saying like the sweetest/most adorable thing ever

"You know I'm really happy I met you. I know I don't say it enough but thank you for being my friend and so much more."

Will literally bring you to tears like-

You had a bad day but your girlfriend just swoops in and brings you a care package, cuddles, AND A HEARTFELT MESSAGE LIKE HUH??????

We fr love Callie, she a real one <3

Marie!

So, Marie is observant, but maybe not in the way you'd think

She will notice changes in your behavior, but she doesn't say anything until it concerns her (AKA when she can get enough evidence to tell that you are not normal HDSHHHD)

Will notice you get either really quiet or way too bubbly (even if you are naturally)

Eyes you suspiciously and will stare into your soul before then having her aha moment

“So there is something wrong, you just didn’t want to tell me.”

You can’t really keep a poker face after that, I’m afraid

She’ll stare into your soul and glare at you (lovingly, of course) with her arms crossed over her chest

“Come on, (Y/N). Can’t fool me with that crap.”

Will soften up though once you respond, especially if you try to push her away or get snappy

“You don’t have to tell me, of course, but… I am worried about you.”

If you want your space, she’ll leave you be, but she’ll check up on you after a few hours

She knows the importance of and loves her alone time, so if you want it, she will, by all means, give it to you

After a few hours, she stands in the doorway, knocking softly on the doorframe, “Hey (Y/N)?”

Marie is usually very dry and nonchalant, but she has some care in her voice

Will look at you with soft, saddened eyes as you’re in your little sad burrito, trying to remain as gentle as she can be

Walks over and just scoops you up, even if you're heavier than her, SHE'LL MAKE IT WORK OKAY-

Holds you in her lap and will cradle you close

and yes her face is bright red and she's embarrassed but she's doing this for you bro

Will gently stroke your head and kind of hum gently as she does

I see Marie as a sort of grandma type (I mean, Callie calls her one all the time-) so I can see her literally holding you and crotcheting or something while you just relax against her

Will occasionally mumble something about a stitch pattern and kiss your head, or she'll talk quietly with you as she does it and holds you

Might crack the occasional joke to try and cheer you up

Will be stitching you a little cat/bunny hat, will look back at it, then at you, then back at it again, then back at you and just-

"Yeah, you'll look reallll ugly in this.-"

LIKE MS. GOWRL-

Will give you a look like YOU DID SOMETHING LIKE WHAT-

It works tho bc girlie gets you giggling out of pure confusion and caught-off-guardness (yes, that's a word bc i said so)

She doesn't actually mean it tho, I mean, come on, you're her partner of course she thinks you're gorgeous

Obvi if you're really upset she won't say that, but her dry and emotionless humor is a love language she uses to try and cheer you up

She loves you fr fr <3

[solkteaa]

Hiiii! How are you ?

I Hope you had a good day. I saw your post about taking requests and wanted to request something :)

So my idea was like being Marie’s s/o ( so a x reader story ) that behaves like an old person as in hobby’s and such. This is like kinda based on the comment Callie makes on Marie’s hair…

Preferably I would like a gn!reader but you do as your comfortable I don’t really care! + you don’t have to take this if you don’t want to

Being Marie's S/O, but she has old lady habits.

[Author's note; I literally forgot about this, sorry!1!!! I didn't know how to put this into a story, so instead enjoy the head cannons]

Grrr I love doing these they're so fun

MARIE, who has one of those small beaded coin pouches

She used to collect these pouches and shows them off to you, but now she learned how to make them and even made you one!

She has one for coins and one for those little candies most grandmother always had.

She mainly keeps those strawberry ones and butterscotch ones.

She munches on them before concerts.

MARIE, who has all this money and could get a fancy, brand new Bugatti if she wanted but instead has a 2011 Volkswagen that she refuses to get rid of.

When you first saw her car it caught you off guard. I mean, she's definitely pretty wealthy but it doese make since she's not pretty materialistic, given her personality. Though you'd think she'd at least get a newer model.

When you asked her about why she hasn't gotten a new car yet, she felt judged.

"If you have a problem with my 2011 Volkswagen named Beatrice, you can get out and walk."

Don't judge her car she will fight you over it.

MARIE, who sits on the patio with her little "Fish in the area wants me" mug in her hands every morning.

It's her own little ritual she does.

Every now and then she'll ask you to sit with her, which is a honor as usually she doesn't want anyone to bother her or near her when she does this.

MARIE, who bakes

this originally started because growing up she would make cakes for her parents for their birthdays. To perfect her recipes she would bake everyday until it was were she liked it.

Now it's became a habit.

Considering your her S/O, she'll randomly bake for you.

It's not too rare for you to come home and there will be a fresh batch of cupcakes or brownies waiting for you!

She'll also pull you out of whatever your doing just to taste test for her.

"Marie, I'm in the middle of a turf battl-"

"I don't care, I need you the try this icing."

Just make sure your home when she's experimenting.

MARIE, who gardens in her freetime.

she's always had a green thumb for plants, but I'd like to think the one thing she can't keep alive is orchids.

It's just simply to hard not to overwater them, or give them too much sunlight.

Worse part, they're her favorite flower.

Don't give her orchids, she'll cry.

MARIE, also has a garden in her backyard and plants out through her house.

Her worse fear is being on tour for a month or more and coming back and her plants are dead.

So she begs you to check up on them for her!

Just keep in mind, you kill her plants, she'll kill you.

You swear she gives more love too her goddamn flowers than you at times, but as long as she's happy!!

MARIE, who's bedtime is strictly 7pm.

if she stays up any longer she's a moody and slightly clingy mess.

MARIE, who crochets.

She has many quilts and sweaters she's made.

She would make some custom just for you, but that's too much effort so instead she let's you have some of the ones she already made.

She's also tried sowing.

She kept on poking her fingers over and over again and had enough.

It looked like a murder scene and she'd went through a whole pack of bandaids.

So much for those expensive ass fabrics she bought to make you something.

Never again.

[Unfortunately ran out of ideas but this was fun anyways. Thanks for requesting!!!]

[pinklurkingcreature]

𝐑υᥣ𝖾𝗌𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚

☆ I'll do Angst, hurt/comfort, fluff, sick fic, anything harmless (angst isn't really harmles buttr ya' know what I mean! ( ω-、)

Platonic, romantic, pre dating, during dating, I'll do most relationship stages, or if you Want platonic I'll do "mom figure ___" or "mentor ___"

I'll do any character you interact with, or any of the idols! (Captian three, Callie, Marie, Marina, Pearl, etc.)

I'll wrote for mental health struggles like eds, su1c1de, sh, I'll write for sickness, chronic illness, anything!

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☆ won't do !!: darkships, pedo, abusive, just use common sense on what's bad or not!! :P

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Thin ice!~

Thin ice for me is smut,I'll do suggestive but not full smut (suggestive being like hickeys, maybe making out I'm insure) I'm inexperienced in writing it and I won't make a fool of myself!!

[raventreehouse]

Guess who are back from the dead?! It's me and @starsunderwaterr

We managed to finally get you the next chapter and are hoping we'll be able to find the time to get the next chapter out a lot earlier than we managed now. I hope you guys enjoy! And if you're new please do check it out!

Oh and here's a link to our discord server if you're interested in talking about this fic more! (Not to mention meet some really cool people!)

[socksareendangered]

Hi! Can I request Marie x former rival octoling reader? (*￣▽￣)b

of course, of course‼️‼️

Marie x Former Rival Octoling Reader

>marie lucky enough never met you on enemy territory, where you were at risk of being killed

>but met you at one of off the hook's concerts, accidentally bumping into you and dropping your money to get in

>being marie and some of callie's persistence of helping you, she picked up stray coins for you

>gathering your dropped change and even giving you extra for all the hassle, just being nice

>but how could such a simple act grow into the both of you becoming friends? like really close friends that met randomly one day

>which you both did randomly meet one day, maybe callie persisting marie did some good for once

>you were a sweet friend even with all your trauma trailing behind you, the scars and blemishes from war

>tentacle being puffy and light bundled in faded neon green scars that overlapped the vibrant red ink

>marie never thought she'd be friends with someone that used to be her enemy, never in a million years

>found you oddly kind for a ex military.. always assumed octolings that were raised for war were all harsh and unforgiving people

>marie found herself falling down the tunnel of love, how dare you draw her in like this

>octolings are just..! naturally adorable and handsome of course! not that marie actually loves you or anything

>it was a simple day out as 'friends' at a small cat cafe run by a family, kind people that accepted you for being an octoling

>you ordered yourself whatever sweet treats you like and marie got herself a smoothie

>it was the way you founded over the texture and look of the food, decorated specially to look like kittens

>silent cooing at the fluffy looking texture, as an octoling you ain't ever seen anything like it

>that was when marie finally admitted to herself that she's in love

>almost blurted it out right then and there! thank god she actually didn't that would be weird!

>yeah no, marie blurted out how much she loves you, didn't even think and had that monotone voice added onto it

>didn't even realise till you gasped and piped a small what before marie tilted her head down in shame

>trying to apologize about how she didn't mean it before you admitted you also adored marie

>strange way for this to happen but it worked and the both of you are dating

>rocky on the first few days of doing anything but after a month physical touch finally became a thing

>being comfortable to he vulnerable with eachother, you shared stories about your scars that littered your body

>marie tracing them and kissing a few as you told your stories about all the scars you could remember

>marie sharing her own traumas and fears, when she thought she lost her cousin forever

>witnessing the world almost end twice, watching the agents she helped get hurt and almost die

>a comforting time to become closer to one another, finally talking about these things made you feel better

>never being able to express and communicate your emotions before, taking a lot of stress off to finally do so

>it took you awhile to become accustomed to physically touch, even a simple thing like a hug got your nerves running back into a traumatic stare of mind

>marie was with you every easy and hard step of the way, helping you adapt to the strange world of inkopolis

>that off the hook concert really saved you life, didn't it?

confetti ‼️‼️🎉🎉

[variousincorrectxreader]

Oh my god, we're so back. I lost motivation to write because good lord life is a MESS. I've outgrown a lot of the fandoms I used to be in, but I'll still write for what I'm interested in now! Also, I really like Splatoon, I'll write for Splatoon.

I have a Kofi now too! If you could drop even just a dollar I'd be happy! I'm struggling a lot lately which is kinda why I'm writing again lol.

I will finish the things in my back logs, I'll post the drafts and everything, but requests are open again!

[spaghettitm]

OKAY AWESOME Now I know I can request infinitely….

So… new idea… Marie X A Reader who constantly gets headaches/migraines (self indulgent who?). It can be a story, or headcanons, whatever you feel like :D!!

Thanks again for letting me request :3

SCREAMING I loooooooove your requests. Splatoon stuff is such a breath of fresh air :3 also we are twinning headaches are the WORST

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• Marie is quiet already, but when she notices you having a migraine, she'll make sure to make things quieter. She'll lower her music, she'll walk quieter, etc

• she definitely makes you tea ALL the time. Callie buys her fancy tea bags that she uses for you and you alone

• she carries things like ibuprofen or Tylenol in her bag, if you ever need one out and about

• Marie kisses the same spot in your forehead every time you get a headache, right above the center of your eyebrows

• she'll run hot baths for you (and join if you asked nicely)

• When you mention a headache, she's the type of person to go “try to get off your phone...”

• and then she CUDDLES YOU, SHES BIG SPOON THERE IS NO OTHER OPTIONS.... I DONT MAKE THE RULES.

[pocketmania]

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Hey. Im Kirbop.

I would like to request some Marie x Reader stuff.

i have been struggling severely with my self image and feelings of not being good enough along with depressive slumps, something to help with those would be wonderful. If its not too much to ask.

Hi kirbop! I'm so sorry all of that's happening to you. But, I hope you know that you are good enough, even if it doesn't feel like it. You are just as capable and amazing as the next person, and I'm so proud of you for making it this far. And, as always, it's never a burden to ask for anything.

Now onto the thingy

‧₊˚✧[ The Love You

Receive ]✧˚₊‧

(🎨🔫☁️❤️‍🩹👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨) - splatoon comfort

(reader type) - gender neutral /

androgynous

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To put it plainly, you felt like shit.

You were currently rotting away in bed, lying on your side and swaddled in your blankets, facing the wall. You knew everyone thought you were worthless. You knew everyone would throw you away the given the chance.

You couldn't stand looking at the person you saw in the mirror. You couldn't think anything positive of them, either.

Just then, you felt a hand caress your shoulder. You turned your head and saw Marie standing over you. "Hey, you okay over here?"

You didn't want to be a burden. So you lied.

"I'm fine, yeah." you mumbled, plastering a fake smile onto your tired face. Unfortunately, for you, she saw right through your little facade. She gave your shoulder another little rub and squeeze.

"Be honest with me," she said to you as she said down next to you. "Are you feeling okay? You can tell me anything, y'know." You felt guilty for lying, so you eventually spat out the truth.

"... Do you regret meeting me?" You finally asked, turning your upper body to face her. Her expression softened, and she sat next to you, letting go of your shoulder.

"Of course not. What makes you think that?" She asked, glancing at you. You didn't feel like sharing all your thoughts, so you cut your explanation short.

You sighed and stared at the wall. ".. I just feel like I'm not good enough. Like I'm worthless.. I know that you pity me." All Marie did was stare ahead and nod. You knew it probably annoyed her a lot when you were like this. You couldn't help it, but you wished you could-

"You're very wrong about that last statement." She turned to face you as she talked. "I will never pity you. I am and always will be very proud of you. You are capable."

You looked over to her. "And I mean that with all of my heart. You are the light of my life. I'm glad I have you." You began to tear up and give a small smile. You wiped away your tears with the covers.

You came out of your little blanket ball to give Marie a tight hug. You began to sob and say things like, "I'm just worried you'll leave," to which she responded with things like, "And you know I won't". It continued until you were reduced to just crying.

"You don't know how much that means to me." You finally said in between your cries. She dug your face into her neck crevice and nodded. She held the back of your head and scratched at your scalp with one arm. The other was wrapped around your waist to secure you.

You were still kinda iffy about your feelings and hers, but if what she said was true, then you could rest easier at night. Because you could rest easier together.

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[pianocat939]

hii there I was was wondering if you can do platonic yandere headcanons for Callie and Marie x cousin reader and they pretty much get very VERY overprotective and try to keep them in the house as much as possible

WE GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE DRAMA

Tw: Trauma, kidnapping (fucking Cap'n Cuttlefish), forced house arrest

Yandere Overprotective Callie + Marie with Cousin MC

If I'm being 100% honest, Marie is more prone to this than Callie. Especially since she had to deal with the kidnapping situation. (Ofc Callie went through it, but I think it's a different effect).

Either way, you weren't part of the idol group with them, so you focused more on helping Cap'n Cuttlefish. Which also means you are more vulnerable to the Octarians.

It makes sense that you get a bad interaction with the Octarians at some point. For the sake of the plot, let's say the period is a little after Splatoon 1.

Callie and Marie are terrified for you after poor Gramps got kidnapped. They try to keep you from fighting as much as possible, distracting you with hangouts and activities. Yet, you insist on helping, Gramps and Agent 3.

Skipping to the moment when Callie is kidnapped, you go off to find her, bringing Agent 4 along with you.

Meanwhile, Marie is having bad anxiety, wondering if you'll be kidnapped as well.

Fortunately, you never are. After successfully saving Callie from DJ Octavio, you go back to your normal life: shooting Octarians and keeping your winning streak on Turf War.

Or that's what you thought.

Callie and Marie don't let you leave your house at all, keeping you trapped. No matter how much you protest, they justify themselves over the multiple incidents.

"Come on Y/n, let's just play some Super Wario Kart or something!" (Yes Wario).

"Guys! I need to catch up on my weekly patrols!"

"You can do that once DJ Octavio dies. Which is never."

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Ngl I'm surprised how little trauma they show in the Splatoon games tbh. I know it's supposed to be for all ages but still, wouldn't Callie/Marie be a little traumatized from DJ Octavio? Same with Marina too.

- Celina

[saltofrat]

Marie (Splatoon) X Reader Headcanons

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A/N: SO it’s come to my attention that there is literally nothing for Marie. I’m so insane for her I’ll revive this account just to write drabbles about her. Hope y’all enjoy <3

-Marie. Where do I even start with her? She’s sort of an enigma, so how you’ve managed to catch her heart is a mystery even to you.

-She’s very stoic and is generally more hands off then say her cousin Callie would be.

-That doesn’t mean that she doesn’t like affection. In private she practically melts into you! She’d just rather not be so intimate in public because she’s sort of scared that the paparazzi will come after you.

-Part of her wants to keep you her little secret. She’d want nothing more then for only her eyes to be on you.

-I’d say her love language is quality time.

-Saying she’s a busy gal is definitely an understatement. Because of this she always manages to find time to whisk you away somewhere.

-Marie would bring you somewhere private, perhaps somewhere in Octo Canyon. She makes sure that every moment you two spend together is special.

-If you call her eyes or voice pretty she’ll explode internally but play it off.

-Definitely makes a good breakfast sandwich.

-She’ll do a LOT for you which definitely means that she cares deeply.

-Seeing that she’s generally pretty lazy.. so her cooking something or cleaning up the kitchen is her way of saying that she values you.

-Probably a little clingy but it’s never too obvious. She’s definitely a little more protective of you since she’s become a little paranoid since Callie’s disappearance.

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[starsunderwaterr]

WE ARE FINALLY BACK YEAHHHHHH

[teeful-corner]

" Serving: Side Order "

CHAPTER 1 | PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

The end of the beginning, Inkopolis Plaza is under an immediate evacuation notice due to the strange sightings of Octolings and Inklings; Deepcut broadcasted this warning, along with a warrant for another group associated with these Octoling and Inklings.

“ Splatsville, you lip sync and we drip ink, we’re Deep Cut and Anarchy Splatcast is live! ” The Television screens broadcasted Deepcut, after their short introduction, as residents of splitsville took a pause in their activities. They turned their attention over to one of the monitors, to the idols of Splatville; who had gone live sooner than they usually would in their 2-hour news cycle.

“ We have an important announcement to make, so listen up! ” Frye shouted, pointing at the camera as her other hand balled. There was a silent panic that the idols shared, a panic that began to slowly waver off from the television screens and cloud in the streets. Inklings and Octolings share a look of confusion, some of fright, as their idols quickly continued:

“ Ay! (That’s right!) ” Big Man nodded, allowing Shiver to quickly pick up on the news; they were the calmest out of the 3, the clearest choice to present the global news.

Though there was a hesitation they had to fight, “ There have been sightings of strangely colored Octolings and Inklings on the outskirts of Inkopolis Square; we are unaware of what they want, what they are doing, or who they might be working with. All Travel, other than leaving Inkopolis Square, has been banned to keep citizens safe. ”

The collective confusion, mixed with fright, slowly began to sink into the skin of Inklings and Octolings as horror and alarm; wide eye stares were shared between the masses outside, Turf wars and Anarchy battles were put on a pause at the sudden broadcasting. An alert to the citizens of the current news that could affect plans, moods, and most importantly lives. A broadcast that wasn’t just shown in Splitsville yet globally, as any other idol available had been busy with another task to promote this need for awareness.

“ There is no need for panic, ” Shiver continued, trying to keep as calm as they could while delivering such news, “ We employ everyone to be as aware as they can, to help everyone around you and help defuse this situation.

If you see a strange Inkling or Octoling, such as this one, ” Shiver gestured to the monitor that Big Man stood behind with their fan. Sister images appeared, two of an octoling and two of an inkling, each image holding an oddity of the person standing inside it; either them being purely white or their colors being heavily desaturated, like they were dragged through the mud before being washed off. “ If you see one, it is advised to run in the other direction. Do not approach or interact with them. They could be hostile, dangerous to the average Inkling or Octoling. ”

Shiver soon tapped their little wooden box with their fan, causing the image on the monitor to change once more. This time, a symbol not known to many appeared in front of a purely black screen. The symbol held a squid in the middle with two riffle-looking guns on either side, with the left riffle pointing to the right and the right rifle pointing to the left, crossing over each other. It was the symbol for Squidbeak.

The moment the symbol had been shown, agents from Squidbeak took a pause and glanced over at the nearest screen; their eyes slightly wide at the upcoming mention of their secret group.

Shiver hesitated, almost biting their tongue, as they chewed out, “ An unknown group of agents have been fighting these Octolings and Inklings from the sidelines. There is no known name for these heroic agents, all we know as that they go by numbers instead of names.” There was a sudden realization that rang from Agent 2, who stood next to 1, as they noticed something off by Shiver’s presentation. Not something, but multiple things.

First, it was the mention of their group in the first place; there had been no alert or consideration of telling Squidbeak beforehand of the announcement of their group. That is something unlike for Deep Cut to do, as even if they didn’t explicitly tell Squidbeak they would have mentioned it due to how much they chatted and how easily information can slip from their lips. Second, Frye and Big Man couldn’t face the camera as Shiver spoke, and at times Shiver would glance off themselves; there was something inside them that swirled and bashed in their minds, yelling at them that their actions were wrong. It was shown in the body posture and the silence.

“ I don’t like where this is going… ” 2 murmured to herself, her stare at the monitor turning into a glare; a question popping into her head and ‘What ifs’ growing like a storm that wouldn’t leave her alone until an answer was reached. Unlike 2, 1 beamed as she clasped her hands together, “ I love it! Our group is finally getting the recognition that it deserves. Gramps and Cap’t are going to be so proud. ” 2 gave 1 a side glance, though said nothing in return to her comment. Instead, she turned her attention back to the big screen, making sure that they were both hidden.

“ Agent 3, who also goes by Neo 3, the young inkling accompanied by their small fry that they have named ‘Little Buddy’, ” As Shiver began to read off names of the agents a picture of them was shown in the monitor, “ 4, an older inkling who’s status as a full member of the group is in question but is often seen carrying modified dualies. 8, an Inkopolis octoling residence who’s been seen working nights or shifts at Grizoco. Agent 7, a newer employment wise yet older age wise sealing. Lastly, their Captain, old Agent 3, who’s not been seen many times around Inkopolis or Splatville. ” As they finished reading the teleprompter in front of them, Shiver looked down at the ground; they were aware, as the other idols were, that said agents were most likely looking at them right now… and they couldn’t be more shameful of themselves.

“ Other agents may be working with those who are unknown. Police have not deemed them a threat, yet if you happen to see them they do employ you to report your sighting, so these agents can be questioned; They might have information on the current situation. ” Shiver paused, taking a moment to breathe after ratting out some of their friends and boss. Sitting next to Shiver, Frye could tell that they were hesitant to continue the splatcast.

In which Frye took over so they didn’t have to, “ Inkopolis Square is under an emergency evacuation order. All Octolings, Inklings, Jellyfish, and other sealings are being ordered to leave the Square at once and take refuge in another city for the time being. That’s all the news we have for Splitsville and Inkopolis, remain safe sealings. ”

There was no usual “Catch you later!” outro for the Splatcast, instead it ended with a bright red screen with the warning, “ All Inkopolis Square residents and citizens, please evacuate the city. ”, written in bold black letters under a warning symbol.

The silence was thick, needing more than a butter knife to be able to cut it, and was shared with all the cities as most sealings could only stare at the monitor; unsure what to do with themselves at this moment in time. It was like a hurricane, or a natural disaster, had been blasted in their face, saying their homes, cities, friends, and family were all in trouble and could possibly be destroyed; actually, it wasn't like that, it was exactly that minus the weather-aspect of all of this. They didn't fully know what was happening or what could happen.

Even the agents had stood still for a moment, none in current life-threatening danger, with wide eyes. They were all unsure what to think or what to do, what would happen to their group, themselves, or their fellow agents with this warrant out for them. They had been pushed between a rock and a hard place, surrounded in enemy ink with guns pointed at all sides of them. If they continued their job there would be a chance that they’d be taken in and questioned, if they didn’t… who knows what would happen to all the citizens of Inkopolis, Splatville, and the other surrounding cities.

“ We need to get to Cap’t and Gramps. ” 2 broke the choking silence, slowly turning her attention towards her sister; who just continued to stare at the bright red screen with small pupils, horror lacing her eyes and strangling her. All 1 could manage to do was nod before 2 took her hand and swiftly made their escape before they had been spotted by any unwanted, prying eyes.

As they left, 1 mustered all the courage she could to break the tight bonds of horror shackled around her to send an alert to all the Agent’s headset; alerted everyone to come back to Alterna for an urgent meeting or before the public or police saw them.

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