Me: Once Upon a Time season 1 is so cozy and comforting :)
ouat s1: government corruption, a woman almost having to give her baby away against her will, a mine collapsing with a child inside, a girl locked in a mental hospital, arson, homeless children needing to steal to survive, said homeless children almost getting separated in the foster care system, infidelity, drugging and kidnapping, attempted muder, actual murder, a murder trial that has nothing to do with the real actual murder, a man slowly and painfully turning into wood, etc.
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Aaron Burr, sir (but it’s when August meets Emma in Storybrooke and he’s trying to get her to believe in the curse. lyrics rewritten by me! )
Purple: August
Red: Emma
Green: Everyone
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2011
Storybrooke, Maine
Pardon me, are you Emma Swan, ma’am?
That depends, who's asking?
Oh, well sure, ma’am
I'm August. W Booth, I'm at your service, ma’am
I have been looking for you
I'm getting nervous
Ma’am, I heard your name in Phoenix,
And then attempted to getcha here to this town
When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours
I kinda threatened him
It's a blur, ma’am
He stole those fancy watches?
You made Neal frame me!?
Yes! Made ‘im give you the watch, let you go, to get you to Maine, so you’d believe
Bae looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid
So how'd you do it? Get to this town at last?
Long story short? Birthed Henry Mills, ten years in the past
You an orphan?
Yeah, so what? I'm an orphan, God, I wish you’d tell me how
You know this? It’s starting to piss me off.
Can I buy you a drink?
Fine. That’d be nice
While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice
Stay in town
What?
Defeat the Queen.
Who?
Don't let her know if you believe or if you don’t
Oh great, you’re crazy.
You want some intel?
How?
Allow me to enlighten you. Listen well.
Ah-yuh-yo, yo-yo-yo, yo!
What time is it?
Roll call!
Here’s the basics...
Roll call! Role call! Yo!
That’s Regina Mills, Head Bitch, Queen Bee
She created this town, outta revenge and misery
Em, please, I beg ya. Listen to me.
Don’t leave this town 'til her curse breaks, and we’re all free.
Next up over there, Shepherd Boy, Nolan D.
Biggest rags to riches story of the century.
Met his one true love, settled down, had a kid
You’re that kid, by the way. Ain’t that funny? (What? No!)
Hey wait, who’s that? Look, it’s Mary Margaret Blanchard.
She’s actually Snow White
She’s your mother.
Huh? Wait, come again? (Yup)
Look out for her and Regina
The Queen truly hates her, blames her and her childhood misbehaviour
This ain’t real, pour me another drink, Booth
These are dumb fairytales.
They’re not, it’s all the truth.
No, I’m not some prophecy, here to fix all these folks
Believe what you want, the curse’s end is still close
Good luck with that, I’m calling a hoax
Try convince me if you want, let’s see how this goes (fine)
Emma this is your destiny, it won’t just disappear.
And if you don’t believe me, Swan, how come you’re still here?
Tell me Swan, you gonna fight? Beat the Queen? Speak what’s true.
Savior, tell me right now.
Whatcha gonna do?
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