#Marcus Schriber

[mannytoodope]

Ruby:So you think you're ready for the truth, huh?

Junior: Yes. I want to know it all.

Ruby:Okay.So, you know, every beach is not a nude beach.So, as we lay there together, Stevie Wonder said he could see.So, apparently, you're not allowed to punch a policeman's horse, either.So then I put my gun in Phil Spector's mouth.So they look like little balloons, and what I had to do was swallow them whole.(chuckles) And just pray they didn't burst inside me.( chuckles ) Or else it would have been night-night, Grandma.( chuckles )So that was the '80s.

Junior:You know... We're good.

Ruby:Okay.

Thanks for the honesty.

Ruby:Anytime, baby.

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Junior: So, I made this calendar of all the possible dates in 2021 and preemptively blacked out all the major holidays, as well as the Super Bowl, March Madness, and the Triple Crown.

Pops: (chuckles) Right? Wow. You really do get me, grandson.

Junior: Mm-hmm.

Pops: But like I said, this is all a ceremony. Anything works for me.

Junior: Okay. Well, uh, I was thinking the Arboretum, and it looks like they've got an opening in July.

Pops: Ugh. No way. In that heat? I mean, I don't really care. I just don't want Lynette to be uncomfortable.

Junior: All right. Well, I'll start looking at hotels.

Pops: No, no, it's got to be outdoors, except in disgusting July. And when was the last Super Bowl?

Junior: Smack in the middle of March Madness, so I guess that's out.

Pops: No, no, no. It's just a couple of games of college basketball. I can miss those. This is an important day... for my lady, who would also like a cigar-rolling station.

Junior: That's what Lynette wants?

Pops: You better know that's what she wants. This wedding is a chance for Lynette to celebrate the love she thought she'd never find, and now that she's thinking about it, she wants to make it a day that she'll never forget.

Junior: Wow. I didn't know this meant so much to her.

Pops: It does. To her. Again, I could go either way. Okay,

Junior: Pops. Say no more. I'll call the Cubans.

Pops: My man.

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Dre:(voice-over) Jr and I went our separate ways. So we both could enjoy Game Of Thrones. (talking to himself) Why would he part his guard down?! Jr.: He really shouldn't be putting his guard down, huh? Both: Ohhh! Jr: You were right! Dre: I was right! Jr.: They got together! Dre: And she betrayed. Jr.: Hey Dad, I'm sorry I yelled at you. Dre: I'm sorry I threw away all your baby pictures. Jr.: What?! Dre: Your mother took them out of the trash but, they are covered in bolognese. Jr.: That's o.k. I kinda like watching the show with you.  I kinda liked when you interrupted, it's just passion. Dre: You wanted to focus on the magic.  Hey, you want to watch it on my t.v.? Jr.: Can you put some pants back on?

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Pops: You have got to up your game, Junior. Junior: My game is no game. Pops: Yeah, that’s not a thing Junior: Hmm Bartender: I bought you top shelf OJ because you're cute. You busy later? Junior: Not at all. Oh, oh that isn’t true I have one thing but, I can move it. Bartender: Great. Pops: Whoa, looks like I was wrong about this one!

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Junior: Can my boys come over tomorrow?
Rainbow: No, we’ve got the-
Dre: Yes, yes son! Your boys can come over tomorrow! Can I also get the new Jordans coming out this Saturday?
Rainbow: Maybe for your birthday.
Dre: Quiet, woman!!
Rainbow: What the-?!?!
Dre: Yes, yes you can get the news Jordan’s coming out this Saturday, son. ( holding back tears) This going to be your first real pair of kicks
Rainbow: Uhh
Junior: Dad are you crying?
Dre: ( still holding back tears) No.