#March 7th has to drag Caelus off because he bursts into such raucous laughter that he nearly yarls HDKDJDJKZNDJDND | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

feroluce · 4 months ago

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Thinking today of henghill on some cold planet, one like Jarilo-VI or wherever, and Dan Heng getting his tongue stuck on some metal part of Boothill's VSKJSNSJD

Like Dan Heng is stuck to his neck, so Boothill has to pick him up and carry him to try to sneak them around to somewhere warm to thaw his tongue out. Don't worry, poor Dan Heng is just tired, that's why he's carrying him like this, no no he's fine don'tlookthatcloselybye!!

(Also Boothill is carrying Dan Heng bridal style. Obviously.)

And now, I get to show you all @hydrachea 's newest blessing upon this ship, because she took that and RAN WITH IT-

Crying imagining Dan Heng still stuck and trying to throttle Boothill to keep him from talking anymore JSJIZJSKKE

#honkai star rail #henghill #bootheng #hsr dan heng #hsr boothill #Ray: His tongue is still stuck so he can't speak to stop Boothill from spewing horrors and all he has left is violence XD #Her group name for this chat kills me every time. the Vidyadhara conservation squad!!#According to Ray the subtitle for the group chat should have been 'Days left until Caelus is allowed to edit the subtitle: 6'#because and I quote: 'You know he'd edit it to stuff like ''Breeding program pending approval''-#-and ''Not an official organization (yet) (please notice us general 🥺)'' and March would have to put him on timeout.'#I hope Bailu hears about this and says that SHE'S the High Elder of the Vidyadhara so she officially endorses it HKDJDJDKD #Caelus is so happy about it #sometime afterwards Caelus and March 7th run into Dan Heng in Aurum Alley and find him munching on lots of pastries. they ask what's up.#Dan Heng says he doesn't know either; he went to see Bailu and she recommended he 'get bread'#March 7th has to drag Caelus off because he bursts into such raucous laughter that he nearly yarls HDKDJDJKZNDJDND #hsr #boothill #dan heng #dango trio #caemarch #caelus #march 7th #hsr caelus #hsr march 7th

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