#María thinks Bella is the weirdest human on earth but alas she's not scared and can't kill her so it's new for her
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Alice: *burst through the door* YOU TWO ARE HAVING SEX!
Bella: *reading a magazine*
María: *playing a solitaire* Are we? Isabella, why didn't you tell me? I would have taken my clothes off.
Bella: I mean, she's not wrong.
María: Still.
#María was in the neighborhood#Just brainstorming again since I don't have enough time to write the whole thing#twilight#twilight renaissance#twilight renascence#Alice is jealous#Jealous Alice gives me life#Bella found a sexy latina vampire and took her home#María thinks Bella is the weirdest human on earth but alas she's not scared and can't kill her so it's new for her#She's also petty and annoying Jasper's new mate is a plus#Jasper finds himself very sexually confused#Bellice#Bellria#Alice cullen#Bella swan#María de Monterrey#Maria de Monterrey#María#Maria
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