#Mammon my dear sweetheart is dumber than a bag of rocks if money aint involved so yaknow we have canon reason there | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

torchstelechos · 2 years ago

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Im only on season 1, so pardon me if this has been explained or at least acknowledged, but why the fuck are the brothers still in school? Its been on my mind for ages now because they’re how old? Literal eons? Okay, how long does it take to graduate from education? 20ish years? Okay cool, how the fuck are they still in the education system. Are they dumb? Are they teachers? Are they there to relearn information as technology and science has evolved over the years?? What the fuck are they doing??

#Obey me #OM #obey me one master to rule them all #For real tho my hc is that their respective sin got in the way of their education and even tho they are smart they just didnt do the work #which is why Lucifer has been cracking down on them recently to actually do the work #Like Lucifer is pride which probably translates to perfectionism and we all know how that can fuck up your school work #Mammon my dear sweetheart is dumber than a bag of rocks if money aint involved so yaknow we have canon reason there #Levi is Levi and he probably gets jealous over othre peoples grades/scores which translate to him staying home depressed #Satan rage quite HW he hates lets be honest here #Asmo is too busy actually being social and sleeping to do his work #Beel probably skips classes to eat food #and Belphie actually is a professor I think???? At least hes working on a thesis statment on a relativly new field #so he gets a pass on this question #Again only on season 1 so ignore me if this is explained later

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