#Mama's boy/jk/silly/me too

[shades-secret]

Human seb doodle I did on my phone and it's lazy CUZ IM BOREEEDDDDD.

No, tumblr didn't shit on the quality, it's just my dumb art app.

Yuh

[smol-bean-boi13]

So about that story comp huh…..

So this is the only pretty good enough art for when Echo competes…..

Okay uhhhh backstory time :D

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Echo was raised by Draxum (he’s her blood father btw) and was trained to be a general for his war against humans.

When Echo was about 12-13ish she was given to Big Mama to help her with.... War stuff (I would get into it but I fear that would make this too long).

Ofc, Big Mama twisted the deal at the last second so she had Echo as her champion/assistant. Draxum could only communicate with Echo by sending her handmade battle outfit that needed constant replacement. Cuz... Y'know.

During Echo's time as champion, she made a friend, Mars, a mutant/yokai (idk yet?) Koi fish. And just because me and @percy-eats-souls (co-creator) could, Echo had to kill Mars in a death match :3

Time skip to when echo is now 15, Echo did a lot of crimes for Big Mama. Assassinating people who haven't fulfilled debt, bombing the occasional gang trying to sabotage the Nexus, y'know, the works.

We are now brought to when Echo meets the turtles in Ep. 7 Bug Busters. A ton of fighting a convincing later, Echo joins the Mad Dogz.

Hijinks and shenanigans ensue, and somewhere in-between all the crazy, Raph and Echo form a romantic relationship.

And the best way they break it to the boys? Simply forgetting to tell them 🤷

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Hope you liked that little introduction to my silly little trauma dumpster ☺️ (jk I love Echo with all of my heart and soul)

@tmntstorycomp I hope this is ok?

[adenei]

Auror 99 - Ch. 8

A/N: Sorrynotsorry about that cliffhanger. I hope this chapter makes everything worth it. It was so much fun to write!

Chapter 8: The Jig is Up

Amy walked out of hers and Rosa’s room that they were sharing in the large penthouse headquarters suite. She saw Jake sitting on the couch in the living area. “Hey,” she said quietly.

“Hey,” he returned. 

“What are you doing up?” she asked.

“Couldn’t sleep.”

“Same.” Amy joined him on the couch. 

“I may have to sleep out here because of Boyle’s snoring,” Jake said jokingly. 

They were silent for a moment before Amy spoke again. “I’ve got a random question for you. It’s probably nothing, but I feel like ever since we brought Rettinburg in for questioning, Jason, Nolan and Charlotte have been acting odd. Don’t you think it was weird that only Jason and Nolan went into Captain Holt’s office to debrief?”

Jake thought for a moment.“I wasn’t really thinking about it, but now that you mention it, something did feel a bit off, but I’m not going to worry about it. They’re probably just used to working with each other. Just like we are.”

“Yeah, but we were told to partner up with them specifically, and now it seems like they’re trying to break that,” Amy said as she frowned. 

“You know, Ames, you may have a point now that I actually think about it. Nolan and I have been working so well together, but it did sound like he wants to be with Jason tomorrow when we go out on watch. I wonder why.”

“It’s probably because you’re injured,” Amy attempted a joke about his leg. “Well, I guess we could think about it this way...if you had the choice, wouldn’t you choose me or Diaz or Boyle? We all have partners we’re more comfortable working with. So you’re right, it’s probably nothing. Sorry for stirring things up in your head.” Amy scooched closer to Jake and put her hand on his.

Jake looked up at her then, and Nolan’s words were stuck in the back of his mind. ‘Just go for it, mate. I waited seven years, and somehow I was lucky enough to still get her. A girl like Amy reminds me of my own. They’re too good to wait around, so don’t wait forever.’ 

“Yeah, okay. Listen, Ames, there’s something I’ve been wanting to tell you,” Jake said as he leaned in closer.

“Oh? What is it?” Amy asked, her heart beating a little faster in her chest.

Jake was about to kiss her when he heard the door open and noticed an unfamiliar male come out of Jason and Nolan’s room. They were undercover, and couldn’t have visitors, so who was this? He stood up quickly, reaching for his side holster. This caused Amy to fall forward onto the couch because her weight had been leaning towards Jake. He’d apologize for that later.

“Who are you and what are you doing here? Freeze! Hands in the air!” Jake said. By this point, Amy had stood up and turned to see what was going on. 

“Jake it’s me, it’s- it’s Jason,” the person said.

“You aren’t Jason! I know who Jason looks like. Why were you in Jason and Nolan’s room? Nolan? Jason? Are you alright in there?” Jake nodded to Amy who picked up the handcuffs and walked over to cuff him. 

Jake moved quickly to the door to see if they were alright. “Guys, are you alright?” Jake wasn’t expecting to see Charlotte standing in the room while Nolan was sitting on the bed. Jason was nowhere to be found. “Charlotte? What are you doing here? Who is this random guy who just came out of your room?” Jake was really confused now. Everything he and Nolan had talked about with his wife, and yet Charlotte was in his room, alone. Well, that guy did just come out of it, but it wasn’t like Nolan was following him. They looked quite comfortable around each other.

“Jake, I’m fine, what do you mean? That was Jason! We were just making sure things were, er, ready to go for tomorrow.”

“Um, I know what Jason looks like and that is most definitely not him.” Jake said. “Come see for yourself.” 

So Ron and Hermione followed him out, and it was not the disguise of Jason staring back at them, but the one and only Harry Potter. Before they could say anything Amy had noticed something they hadn’t.

“W-who are you? Why do you have a lightning shaped scar? Do you think you’re Harry Potter? I mean, I will admit it’s a very good cosplay, but Harry Potter isn’t real! It’s just a silly children’s book.” Amy was rambling as she made a “pfff” sound with her mouth. “I mean, it’s not like I’ve reread the series or anything…”

“Oh, no,” Hermione said as Charlotte. She knew it was too good to be true with keeping up the disguises for this long. She and Ron had hurriedly reapplied their own when they heard the shouts from the living area.

Boyle and Diaz had joined them now after hearing the commotion. “What’s going on?” Boyle asked.

“Who the hell are you?” Diaz nodded at Harry.

“Wait, how does Amy know who Harry is? They’re not supposed to know we even exist!” Ron looked at Hermione, who returned his with an exasperated look.

“What are you talking about?” Jake was looking back and forth as Ron’s words caught Amy’s attention. 

“Amy, did you just say Harry Potter is a children’s book?” Hermione looked at her seriously for a moment.

“Yeah, of course. Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of it! The author’s British, and it’s not just one book. It’s a whole series! Seven books in total. It’s fiction, of course, but it’s one of the greatest children’s series ever written!” Amy noticed the other detectives giving her a look. “And it’s completely okay for adults to still be obsessed with the series, too!”

“Can you tell me what it’s about?” Hermione said. She was shaking now, as Harry and Ron were looking completely and utterly bewildered.

“Me? Talk about Harry Potter?” Amy was becoming overly excited.

“Ames, your geek is showing,” Jake rolled his eyes.

“It’s about an eleven year old boy who finds out he’s a wizard and gets to go to Hogwarts, a special magical school where the kids learn about witchcraft and wizardry! His parents died by an evil wizard named Voldemort, but he survived the killing curse that was meant for him. He spends the next seven years, one book for each year, fighting Voldemort with his two best friends, Ron and Hermione. They end up together, by the way, it’s so great. I love them so much. OH! I’m sorry if I spoiled anything.”

Hermione looked at Ron and then at Harry. Her face was completely pale. It took her a moment to get her wits about herself. “Okay, Amy, I’m going to need you to sit down. Jake, I promise you can put the gun down, that really is Jason Cooper. Here, I’ll show you.” Hermione pulled her wand out and recast the glamour charms on him.

“Did you just- is that a- did you just perform MAGIC?” Amy was having trouble forming a complete sentence.

Rosa scoffed, “Magic’s not real.”

“Actually, it is. Are you satisfied that this is Jason now?” Hermione asked. She watched as the 99 hesitantly nodded. 

“Wait!” Charles said. “What’s something that only Jason and I talked about. What did I walk in on that first night when we watched Die Hard?”

“Er…” Harry paused. Hermione gave him a look that said, ‘tell him,’ so Harry continued, “You walked in on those two.” Harry cringed. “Okay, now do you trust us?” The four made gestures that were for the most part yesses.

Hermione looked at Ron. “You know what we have to do now, don’t you.”

“Yeah, reckon I do,” Ron said as he pulled out his own wand. “Don’t worry, we’re not going to do anything to you, we’re just going to reveal our true identities. Jake, ‘Mione’s right, you should probably make sure Amy sits for this.”

“ ‘Mione?” Amy said, her jaw dropping, “as in Hermione?” 

Ron and Hermione both took away their glamour charms, revealing their true selves, and Hermione undid the glamour charms on Harry. The trio was now standing in front of the four 99 detectives in their true form: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger, who apparently had an entire kid’s book series written about them.

“Ooooooh, mama,” Amy could be heard saying. “That’s- That’s-”

“Okay, Ames, enough fangirling,” Jake tried to calm her down.

“But then, does that mean, is Geresto a wizard?” Boyle asked.

Ron nodded. “Yeah, a pretty dangerous one, too.”

“So he stole from Gringotts then! Like you three did in Deathly Hallows!” Boyle said excitedly. “See Amy? You’re not the only one who’s read them!”

“Yeah, Ames, I’m already on the fourth book because that bet! By the way Boyle, SPOILERS MUCH?” Jake said, acting offended.

“Okay, I’m going to stop you right there. Who is the author of these books?”  Hermione asked.

“JK Rowling,” Boyle answered. Amy was struck dumb on the couch.

“Do you have a picture of her?” Hermione asked.

“I’m rereading the series, too. I wanted to make sure I could keep up with any of Jake’s questions. The book’s in my bag,” Amy said and Rosa walked away to go retrieve the book. She shoved Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban at Hermione when she came back out.

“Oh my God, that foul creature!” She shoved the book in Ron and Harry’s faces with the inside cover opened.

“Of course it’s fucking Rita Skeeter! How has she kept this a complete secret from the magical community?”

“That’s probably why Kingsley was so insistent on keeping us undercover. Can someone uncuff me please?” Harry looked around.

“Oh, right! Of course. Sorry about that.” Jake said as he waltzed over to uncuff Harry.

“So wait, you two aren’t actually cheating on your spouses with each other?” Boyle asked. Jake and Amy looked at him in a confused manner. “I walked in on them on Die Hard night a week ago, and they made me promise not to say anything. I thought it was odd that Jason- I mean, Harry, didn’t think it was odd.”

“No, we’re not cheating. We’re married to each other,” Ron said as he put his arm around her.

“This is the best day of my life,” Amy said. “I knew. I knew it from the third book on that you two were going to get together! I was so mad at you two in Half Blood Prince.”

  “Am I the only one feeling personally violated right now?” Ron looked around and asked.

“Er, no, mate. Your name also isn’t on the cover of seven bloody books. Hermione, how’d she get away with this!” Harry said. The reality of the situation was hitting him. Not only was he famous for actually defeating Voldemort, but he was famous amongst muggles because his story had been turned into a children’s novel. He’d never get away from the spotlight.

“I don’t know, Harry, but I swear the first thing I’m going to do is find out once we get back to London!” Hermione said.

“But Kingsley knew, Hermione,” Ron said. “It might be better to just let this go.”

Hermione stared at him incredulously. “You’re joking, right?”

“Kingsley’s probably just trying to protect us, Hermione. Besides, we need to focus on Gerteso. That’s why we’re here. And maybe we can be relaxed with our disguises now that they know, but we need to still keep up the guise in public. It’s one thing for Gerteso to think random Aurors are after him, but we’ll put a greater target on our back if we don’t. So to the rest of the world, we’ll still be anonymous.”

Hermione huffed as Harry shook his head in continued annoyance. “I’m going to bed now.”

“Wait,” Jake said. “Is that why you two want to partner up? You need to go into the American Ministry, don’t you! I thought you didn’t like me anymore!”

“Er, yeah, muggles can’t exactly waltz into the Ministry, or MACUSA,” Ron affirmed.

“I still can’t believe you’re real,” Amy said. “It’s like all my dreams are coming true.”

“Ames, those sound like weird dreams if you ask me,” Jake eyed her.

“Well, this is cool and all, but I’m following his lead, and going back to sleep,” Rosa turned around and walked down the hallway. 

“We should go, too,” Hermione looked at Ron while Amy was trying to mask her disappointment. Hermione noticed and said, “I promise I’ll answer any of your questions tomorrow, when we’re not focused on the case,” she smiled. 

“Really?” Amy’s face lit up.

“Of course, but only if I can borrow your books and give them a read through and see how much of the story she got right,” Hermione said.

“Oh, yes, yes of course!” Amy said. 

Everyone began going to their respective bedrooms, but Amy lingered on the couch. She watched Jake grab a water out of the fridge and regretted not knowing what was going to happen between them earlier.

“You alright, Ames?” Jake had stopped by the counter and noticed her sitting there.

“Oh, um, yeah. I guess I was just wondering what you were about to say earlier. You know, before Harry freakin’ Potter walked out of that room.”

“Yeah, that. It was nothing,” Jake said, playing it off. He’d lost all the courage he’d mustered from before. “I’ll see you in the morning.” Jake turned to head down the hallway.

Disappointment flowed over Amy as she replayed those moments. She swore he was going to kiss her. And then suddenly, she was reminded of Hermione making the first move with Ron in Deathly Hallows as she watched Jake walk away. Spurred on by a random burst of courage she stood up and just before Jake reached his room, Amy hissed his name.

He turned around as she said in a low voice, “I don’t think it was nothing. If you won’t tell me or show me, then I will, and I hope I’m not wrong.”

Before Jake could respond, Amy flung her arms around him and her lips met his. They were adults. They weren’t teenagers, and dancing around each other wasn’t an option anymore. Especially if they were both single. She felt his arms wrap around her waist as he met her own in kind. When they broke apart, Amy looked at him. “Please tell me I’m not wrong,” she said breathily.

“You’re not,” Jake said.

“So you��”

“Yeah,” he leaned in and kissed her this time. Amy lost all sense of time and thought, allowing herself to just be in the moment. When they finally broke apart a second time, he said, “I should probably go in there before Boyle discovers this and has a heart attack.”

Amy laughed. “I think we’ve all had enough surprises for one night.”

“Ya don’t say. We’ll talk tomorrow?” 

She nodded as she backed away down the hall, watching him disappear into the bedroom.

[xflower-childx]

Phone tag for days

I got a message from the sister chat the other day during work about the passing of Joshua. I was taken aback at first, it was very surreal as he's only a year older than me and I've known him for as long as I can remember. He played such a big role in my childhood as I could say he was my first love in a way, my first boy next door school girl crush love. It was cute and silly honestly, I used to be so flustered by how cool and bad boy like he was. He was a good kid, just so lost and confused and he would let himself get dragged down by that. He was always getting into trouble and not learning his lesson, I remember hearing numerous times Mama H yelling at him for some dumb shit from across the cul-de-sac and we knew that she was wasting her breath because the boy would never listen.

He was trying to get his life together though, he had his baby boy and a steady job, I know he wanted to get himself in order.... He's just... Joshua. I was proud of him, anytime I saw or heard about him I was proud to hear how he was trying to get it all together.... I just hope that the autopsy doesn't come out saying it was self inflicted.

My parents and I played phone tag when I was at work trying to see if we could make it to his funeral, but ultimately they couldn't afford it. I had thought about going myself but than my father and I spoke while I was in the middle of making two lattes. I knew this conversation was coming and I had been preparing myself for it as I knew I needed to have it with him, D had been pushing for it as she and Faja spoke a bit more than any of us with him.

He had finished explaining how shitty he felt for not being able to be there for his best friend's sons funeral how Jason and Joshua had a fight and didn't make amends before he passed and how terrible he felt. That ate at Faja and he wanted to be there but he knew he couldn't afford it. I reassured him that Jason understood and that he wasn't mad about it, that he knows you are a call away and there for him no matter what.

He then carefully treaded into asking if I knew what was going on with him and mom and my thoughts. I explained that I did know, that the sister chat is always in action keeping everyone in the loop. He asked where I stood with mom and it all, I told a deep breath and said 'Honestly, my image of her changed when she blamed you for my overdose. I hated how much she threw that on you when you had absolutely nothing to do with it, it was my own fault and it was from mom and I fighting so damn much and hard and how I just didn't feel good enough for her.' I continued on and explained how I always knew they weren't happy and now that we're all grown and we don't really need to be parented anymore that it's time for them to focus on themselves and make themselves happy, which they clearly aren't. He said that they just don't get along anymore, that they stopped getting along and having things in common awhile ago and when he tried to talk about this with her at one point she just blew up on him and it created a feud.

It breaks my heart because I can just see Faja trying to talk to mom but her just shitting on him and ripping him apart.

I had looked to Char after the call and she looks at me and says 'JUST DIVORCE ALREADY!' And I was like 'Right? Thank you!' We then went about our day, she came over after work and I pitched going to Florida for our 4 day weekend from work and she said absolutely.

She's been such a damn good best friend, favorite person worthy. We are such opposites but we mesh so well, she allows me to release my crazy but also lets me sit when I get in my quiet moods. We've been having numerous girls nights from getting crossfaded and me kicking Ads and her ass at chugging shitty fruit beer so I could win first hit of the bong, to us flying down the highway headbanging to music back to the rainbow house. I'm moving in with her and E today and then we leave for Florida tomorrow for a few days.

I don't know what to expect from this trip, I just feel like I need to see everyone now because I feel like all hell will break loose after this. I feel like my sister's will be moving out soon and then mom and dad will be left with only each other and that could cause serious damage. I've accepted that their relationship is gone at this point, as shitty as that is, I understand that sometimes to fall out of love and sometimes you have to put your sword down, raise your white flag and walk away. I know I've been learning that lesson really hard watching this all play out.

No matter how much you love someone it doesn't mean they love you back. The quicker one learns that and learns to just walkaway the better.

Maybe it's watching my parents relationship fall apart this past month but I've definitely been feeling some growing pains recently. I've been feeling this unwanted feeling in me which has been fucking with my head a bit too much. I've been trying to work with it and get down to the root which has been oh so fun, I explained to Ads during a tarot reading that maybe it's time to just close the R book finally, it's absolutely not what I want but as I've looked in on my parents relationship it scares me to hold on. They say that patterns never change and maybe I will never get more than a unwanted, one sided feeling. I'm not saying he's the root of it, but I am saying that he's the only relationship type person in my life (A bitch is forever alone, what can I say? JK, I know I'll find love someday) I shouldn't feel so unwanted by it. As much as I have love for him and I love our history and how in-sync we were when we were together, I don't love the role he plays in my life as much right now. At moments it felt like we had great conversation but it felt more one sided. He's a wonderful man and I wish we could retry even just a friendship but he's made it clear in actions and lack there of that he doesn't want that and that leads to part of the unwanted feeling and I don't like that. Maybe it's our history that makes it too hard to move past that unwanted feeling because I had always sort of felt that with him, but I don't like being the only one to start and hold something as simple as a text conversation. I don't like being the only one to say things like 'I hope you are well and the job is going well!' and not even get a 'Thank you, I hope you are well as well!' back, that makes it all feel so one sided and I don't like it.

My father said he noticed when my mom stopped asking how his day was and how that hurt him because it showed her lack of care for his day to day life. I feel like I can understand that feeling, It felt like he only really cared if I spoke of Ana and Artie really, which I tried to reason about but I told myself to stop making excuses for him a long time ago. It's time to learn with my father and walk away when you know and feel you aren't loved and supported anymore. It's very sad, and I don't want to do it but actions speak louder when words aren't even spoken. I wish it played out differently, I had hoped that if he actually did end up in Oregon like Char and I are planning on doing that we could restart a friendship through texting and then become great friends or whatever again in Portland. It's sad I haven't learned my lesson on hoping things will work out with him yet, although I feel a small part of me will always hope and wonder. At least until someone shows me true love and wants to put effort into being with me. Now do I think he will actually end up in Portland? Maybe, I think he changes his mind so much and maybe even constantly doubting himself that it's hard for him to be confident with any choice he makes. I don't know what because he's smart as fuck and whatever he chooses to do wherever with whoever he will succeed because he has that drive to him to really accomplish whatever he puts his mind on, he just needs to stop doubting himself and his capabilities... Or maybe he's worked past that and he knows what he wants next and his next plan, maybe it is OR or Hawaii or maybe even Africa. I dunno, what I know is his mind was constantly changing from what I remember. I'm tired of trying to understand where I stand with him though, my swords been put down for a while but now I'm thinking it's time to walk away knowing that like all the times before he won't chase me and fucking try for once like I desperately wanted him to do many times. I think that says enough about how he views and values me. At least I know how I view and value myself though and in the end... You are all you have. It can get pretty lonely, but I guess that's why we get pets.

[saeran-choi-is-my-husband]

Your child of sin is back again lololol. (GUESS WHOS BACK, WHOS BACK AGAIN!!!!!!- I aint even sorry) I need some cutesy stuff so I would like to request the RFA + V and serean hearing mc laugh for the first time and falling head over heels. omg I love you guys so much lolol I need to stop

Hi! I’m a bit worn out so, for the rest of the asks Im going to answer, I’ll seem to lose enthusiasm. Also, this has no gender because the person who asked for this didn’t specify a gender. I’m also a bit worried that I can get caught up in the Kpop au and wont help this blog so, here I go!

SORRY IF THIS AsK TOOK TOO LONG TO ANSWER [ Admin Jiyeon ]

RFA & V and Saeran to an MC who laughs for the first time

Zen:

MC and him were just sitting down, talking to each other like the couple goals 

they are until 

Zen said something stupid.

Like, really stupid that even Zen just froze 

What he said was ‘you cant imagine what you cant see’ 

and mc just looked at him like he was crazy

‘..zen what the hell.’

‘I uhm sorry I lost a few neutrons.’

but they laughed

zen’s eyes sparkled and just grinned widely with those bright teeth

“MC.. I.. fell in love with you again. You’re so beautiful. Please smile more.”

CHEESY LINESSS

Yoosung:

Yoosung was playing video games as usual and he was so distracted that he didnt notice MC enter the room with the book ‘The Pianist’ in their hands and their oversized shirts

until, Yoosung removed his headset and heard a wholehearted laugh

and he turned around at MC who was laughing so much from reading something that they had to roll over 

he, also froze, eyes so wide

“omg. mc did you just..?” 

he tackled them into a hug and they cuddled for the rest of the day

he was so happy that MC had finally laughed. It was, an eye opening for him especially since its been months since everyone had been trying

he felt so l u c k y that he first heard it

Jaehee:

(I got a writer’s block for a moment) 

it was Zen’s theatre or something show, MC wasn’t paying attention, they werent so interested but pretended they were so Jaehee could be very happy

wow, same MC, same

but Zen tripped in the middle of his performance

MC couldnt be any happier

They were so happy that even Jaehee felt a little offended 

but Jaehee cant help but grin at the happy aura that suddenly surrounded her significant other

it was so adorable that she gave them a peck on the cheek

with that being said, even zen was so surprised to see one of his friends laugh show a smile because he tripped

Jumin:

If Jumin cant get anything, that would be MC’s smile or laugh. 

He was so frustrated one time because he couldn’t figure out what can make MC laugh or smile 

it was a bit heartbreaking too but he swallowed all his emotions up and understood them like a nice person

but inside, he was d y i ng to know

so they were chilling in the penthouse, with Jumin casually playing with Elizabeth III 

here’s the catch, Jumin was baby talking with Elizabeth

and MC then paid attention to Jumin to a point where he gets so silly 

it made them laugh and jumin 

just

stopped working.exe jk

“MC would you like to laugh everyday because it will be my mission to do so.”

707:

he already gave up a few days ago

he tried so hard to make them laugh or smile that he told a joke almost every hour

this resulted to MC just rolling their eyes

but today, he never told jokes again

when Vanderwood came in and lectured 707 

MC found it amusing

“5 minutes, 707 I swear to god I will shove this zapper up so far in your ass that your teeth with be zappers

And there was MC’s beautiful laugh 

the two of them just looked at each other and grinned 

so, vandy sass is what can make MC laugh, huh?

Jihyun/V:

cant resist this boi?

Jihyun wasn’t the best at making jokes and he just plainly accepted because he’d still love you so much

He was in one of those nights where he was home from work (he had the eye surgery ok let me live) and he was so tired and it was a bad day

he was throwing shade at everyone when he had a bad day + when he was a bit tipsy

“Her makeup looked so ragged that I could use it to wipe dust”

“Jumin was acting Whiny. Is that why he drinks wine?”

“Whine Han. What a perfect name. Oh, Wine Han.”

MC laughed at his sassy remarks as he pouted 

it was just so unlike him and the sass was real

Saeran:

another sassy mister

so as usual, he was roasting his brother

‘what is that, Saeyoung? a machine? more like a mafailure.’

‘Oh wow you did something nice for once.’

‘you love me? really? okay, I love me too.’

‘no, i dont hate you… I despise you.’

and MC was laughing when the roasts got even more worse

for saeran, he was a smiling proud mama duck

because he knew that he made MC laugh a couple times in one day 

HAH!

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Episode Recap of "Joseph's Wedding"

Season 5, Episode 7 - October 23, 2017

From TV Guide: "Joe and Kendra's wedding day finally arrives, but there may still be a few surprises in store for the happy couple."

Yay!!! Last episode of the season and hopefully the series. I'm still wondering what happened to Sam's birth episode. The Duggars favorite thing in the world is explicit painful to watch birth episodes but for some reason there is a conspiracy of silence surrounding Sammy's birth. Let the conspiracy theories continue.

1. Halloween is in two days so I will get into the spirit with this recap. The show begins at the Caldwell home on Mockingbird Lane. I think this is the first time we've seen their house. The Republican red couches hurt my eyes.  Kendra is rushing around getting ready to head to high school for the homecoming festivities. I wish! She's actually heading to the church for her Children of the Corn wedding day. Did Kendra even graduate from homeschooling yet? I feel no thrill watching a child get married. Maturity and patience is a blessing. I wish the Duggars and their extremists friends would take up that motto. Kendra talks about anticipating the first kiss on the stage and she was told by Joe that he will lead the way. She just hopes not to get hurt. Joe and Kendra's wedding invitation shows that Kendra's middle name is Renee which is Anna's middle name as well. I will take this as a bad Omen. Since Josh used the name "Joe" as his cheating on his wife alias, I am feeling some Sinister vibes happening right now as I watch this. Maybe it's just me and Halloween being around the corner and that I'm full of Snickers sugar right now but I really don't think this marriage is for the long run. Maybe Anna Renee and Kendra Renee will escape one day and become ex-fundie roommates as they start a liberated life in A Cabin in the Woods.

2. Joe is at the compound and is running late for his own wedding because he had to do some errands. He was probably erasing his internet search history before some Psycho hacks into his computer. Joe is haunting the overcrowded boys' dorm handing out handwritten letters and placing them on his brothers' beds. There appears to be five sets of three bunk bunk beds in that cluttered room.  That makes up to 15 men and boys sleeping in one room when they have guests. That really has to be against fire regulations. Joe is talking about it being his last night in that room where he spent the last twenty two years. Let me correct Joe's history. They have only lived in that house for twelve years not twenty two. Maybe he blocked out the Amityville Horror abuse house from his memory.

3. Miss Cindy is back for more Misery. Too bad she didn't use her Sixth Sense and call in sick.  It's good to see Jeer using his creativity with flowers to help decorate. Real men do flowers. Some of the flowers got lost in the mail which means more stress for Miss Cindy. I really hope the Duggars or TLC are paying her well. Kendra arrives at the church, not her father's hate church, and is greeted by Laura. Laura has since left the Duggar home and is moving on to be a Mary Poppins for other fundie families, I assume. Last seen she was on a cruise with some of the Bates. Jana is going to miss her bff. Kendra starts to get ready and then Joe arrives and begins his groom transformation. His hair has never looked worse. This is one time I think a comb-over might be a wonderful idea. Jason needs to lose the facial hair if he ever wants to attract a girl. Justin says Joe will be living practically next door which I will take as meaning that Joe and Kendra are now living in the Duggar mcmansion of horror. Ummmm, shouldn't a fundie man own his own house before getting married? Leave and cleave and all? My parents never coddled me like that. Maybe the Last House on the Left in Springdale could be their Final Destination.

4. The groomsmen all line up for photos and TLC gets creative by using different camera angles to cut out It/Josh. This is Pennywise's/Josh's first appearance in a siblings' wedding. None of the girls invited him to be a part of their ceremonies. Evidence that they really haven't totally forgiven him and rightly so. He is scum. Kendra gets her gown on and presents herself to her daddy in full Bride of Chucky style. The pastor doesn't say much as Kendra does all the talking and giggling as is her style. His one comment that I thought was weird was, "Joe is in for a real treat." Ummmm, in what way, pervert!!! Pastor Caldwell also says Kendra reminded him of his wife on their wedding day. I think it's best if Pastor Caldwell keeps his mouth shut. Stranger Things might come out of it. Jana shows up to put makeup on Joe who was injured in a tragic broomball accident. The bridesmaids photos are taken on the stage and luckily Kendra picked out dresses that stretch because Anna is about to pop with Mason and Joy is breaking her seams at three months along with some quick growing Alien. Jim Bob calls mama over to have some alone time with Joe. They give him a pep talk on  how to talk sweetly to his wife. Though they go a bit overboard on the positive affirmation advice it is good advice. It's something I need to do a bit more myself everyday. It's my one Frailty.

5. A Poltergeist must be loose because Kendra's dress begins to disintegrate before she hits the aisle. Luckily, Jana drags her sewing machine around everywhere so she ended up saving the day. The brothers sit around talking before the ceremony. Joe is counting the minutes til his first kiss. I hope he can keep little Joe under control after all his holy sacrificing. His parents kissed before marriage and their union has been a complete disaster. Such silliness. How about a new tradition for Duggars. Allow them to have their first kiss in private when they become engaged. They are already bound by the engagement and they can get all the kiss stress out of the way and focus on the real purpose of a wedding, their relationship and their future. Weddings are becoming so common in this family that James enters Sleepy Hollow and falls asleep while waiting for it to start. Nobody seems to have any Tremors this time around.

6. And so it begins...again. As they prepare to walk down the aisle, Michelle tells Joe she has prayed about this day since she found out she was expecting a boy. So she goes from, I'm having a boy to I can't wait for his wedding day before he's even the size of a pickle? Michelle has too much time on her hands. As the parents take their place in the pew we see Ben behind them wrestling with Damien. Spud wants no part of sitting still. He wants to run the aisles and climb on the stage and push people off balconies. For some reason all of these fundie guys think they're required to cry as they see the bride for the first time. Joe makes a phony weepy face but no tears come. He then immediately brightens up as he joins the bride. Daddy Pastor lifts up Kendra's veil and she asks him for a kiss but he says not yet. He has to ramble off some bad jokes first. He lists off the costs that it took to raise Kendra and when Joe writes off his dowry check he'll know how much will cover the cost of buying his daughter. Is this a human slavery horror movie or an evangelical Christian wedding? I guess they're pretty much the same thing. Jk he says afterwards. Yeah, right. He says he didn't know Joe would be the one for Kendra until the Lord revealed it recently. I think the Lord is actually TLC needing another wedding ratings bonanza.

Se7en.  Pastor Caldwell again goes heavily into the covenant marriage crap which basically means the wife is trapped for life, or death like The Others, even if Joe takes after his lousy brother. Is that what Pastor Caldwell really wants for his daughter? Vows are taken and then The Rings are exchanged but not before some ALERT friend disrespects God's house by rappelling out of the rafters and onto the stage. If that happened at my church growing up, well that never would happen at the church I grew up in. Rappelling in church! Damn, we couldn't even look behind us while sitting in the pews because that was disrespectful. Eyes on God at all times! These people claim to be conservatives but their behavior in God's house is often extremely Liberal. Rings are placed on fingers and then the unity candle is lit. Then the anthem to the the devil, "Butterfly Kisses", is sung as the parents come onto the stage to pray together. They couldn't find a better wedding song than one about a creepy daddy and his little girl? How about the oldie but goody "There Is Love"? Just a little less creepy idea for the next Duggar wedding. "There Is Love" even mentions God which is amazingly often left out in much of this ceremony. Flower petals are dropped as Joe goes in like Jaws for the kiss. He holds it longer than most of the other grooms. Little Joe seemed to be in control. Kendra comes up for air and says, "That was the best kiss ever." It was her first kiss ever that we know about. Just as they're about to run back down the aisle, the power goes out. I'll take this as another Omen that God is not pleased but they ignore the darkness and run for their lives down the aisle with the bridal party following at their heels. They go on with the reception in the church using candles to light the way until finally the lights come back on to reveal that this Nightmare on Elm Street actually happened.

*The next nightmare will be if they decide to do all the JoKen wedding prep episodes next season. If that occurs, then don't expect any recaps from me. I can't live in an endless Groundhog Day cycle forever.

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produce 101 s 2 contestants as bf's part 1: kang daddies

kang daniel: • playing with his cats • because he likes playing with that puSSY • ^ jk bitch sorry i had to • ok petting the cats together • daniel suddenly laying his head on your lap • “pet me too” KSJSKSKS • bear hugs • hugging him would feel so nice • hugs from a man with 60 cm shoulders • pecks all over your face • would lift you and spin you around when hugging • turning up together • let’s you draw on his face with those innisfree masks • taking silly pics together • mostly a cinnamon bun • occasionally shocks you with how sexy he can be • late night walks together • shopping together • surprise hugs from behind • dying your hair together • a lot of teasing going on • a lot of KISSES AND HUGGSSS • wearing his hoodie bcs its big and fluffy • just like daniel - kang dongho: • a lot of staying in • camping (dongho likes pitching tents in parks • cooking together aka cooking alone with baekho trying to help because that boy cant cook for shit • bear hugs • a lot of cuddling • hugs from behind • tickling each other • a lot of pecking (like cute kisses) • whispering into your ears • “ a yo mama lemme whisper in your ear” • ^jk • morning kisses • a lot of giggling • rarely ever being in a bad mood because baekhos laughter brightens up the world • long hugs • baekho teasing and getting teased a lot • BEAR HUGSSS • HUGS • taking walks together • a lot of dad jokes • laughing because hes trying so hard • pulling pranks on his members together

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I was tagged!

Let the social anxiety begin! ^^'...

@italiantorchwick tagged me in this wonderful little thingy dingy here, and I'll be completely honest... I've wanted to get to know you for a while now (mostly because you ship Rosewick too and I love your fanfics <3), so I'm kinda happy that you tagged me! I'm new to this whole Tumblr thing, buuuuuut I'll get used to it hopefully. Anywho, let's begin, shall we?

Relationship Status: Single and ready to mingle ^_~ (jk, help, I'm so socially awkward).

Favourite Colour: Blues! It reminds me of water, and I've always loved water. If I could use magic, it'd definitely be either water or ice magic!

Pets: Oh boy... I have five cats and two dogs, plus a lot of fish ^^'... Uhh, one of my dogs is pretty much a horse. He's a Great Dane, and he weighs about 150lbs. He can literally rest his chin on our kitchen counters. My other dog is a mix between a Springer Spaniel and a German Shepherd. He can walk right under the Great Dane and still have room above him. My cats (who I LOVE <3) are all very unique in their own little ways. We rescued three of them from the side of the road, each one a year after the other. One of them has six toes on each foot, and she's super shy. Another one has a small nub for a tail, and he's super fluffy. He looks like a fat bunny ^^!

Last Song Listened To: Hmm... I can't remember if it was Tell My Mama by Christina Grimmie (R.I.P. Grimmie. You'll forever be my idol <3) or This Life is Mine by Jeff and Casey Williams (I'm currenly learning it).

Favourite TV Show: Well, RWBY is my all time favourite show, but if we're talking about TV (which I rarely ever watch anymore) then probably Adventure Time. That show is totally math. Oohhhh, Fairy Tail is nice too ^_~!

First Fandom: Hmmm... The first fandom that I was a part of was the Resident Evil fandom. I absolutely LOVE the RE games and I own almost all of them. I just bought Operation Raccoon City the other day for the PS3 :D! Now all I need is Resident Evil (the original game), RE Zero, RE3, RE7, and any other games they make for that series.

Hobbies: Oh boy! I like singing, swimming, writing, reading, digital design, making AMV's and funny shizznits, playing PC and PS3 games, aaaaaaaaand watching anime! Oohh, I also like to take apart my laptop and put it back together sometimes. That sounds really weird, but I enjoy learning about technology and what makes things tick.

Favourite Book: Well, my favourite book is-... Uh... A lot of them? Heh, there is no one book that I love. If I had to choose a series though, I'd choose the Lunar Chronicles. Those books were AWESOME!

Worst Thing I've Ever Eaten/Tasted: Well, when I was little, I tried my dog's food. More recently, though, is coleslaw. UGH! I ate too much of it one time, and can't even look at it anymore. Just mentioning it makes me get the heebie jeebies. Blegh. Same with Walnuts. Gross. Grapes too. SO MUCH NASTY FOOD!

Favourite Place: My roof. It sounds silly, but about two years ago, I took (ripped) the screen out of my window (I might have accidentally broke it in the process, and it now rests under my bed) and gained access to the roof. My bathroom (I have my own, cause I refuse to share with my brothers anymore. Gross.) is right above the front porch, so I can climb out onto that little patch of roof there. I like to sit there and gaze up at the starrs and moon. It's relaxing and peaceful up there, and I can just think (which I do a lot of).

Hmm... That's it I guess! As for the ten people I'm supposed to tag... LOL I don't know anyone on here, I'm still new xD! I'll just tag some people I'd like to get to know, I guess ^^'... Also, ItalianTorchwick, I'd tag you, but you tagged me. Heh. Now then, I shall tag: @rwbymemes, @alice--with-a-bowtie, @bumblebutts-5, @mammothrider, @rwbae-tuesday

There! That’s five! I guess half is better than none... If you don’t want to fill this thingy dingy out, then you don’t have to! Anywho, back to writing ^_~!