#Mama Kush

[usopps-devotee]

She's so fucking worried about him, I love them so much. Their dynamic is so good and often forgotten or underplayed.

[ryomens-vixen]

90s Boyfriend Toji

CW: Toji is a warning all on it's on, daddy kink, 90s Toji, mentions of drvg selling, smut, slight aftercare if you squint, hitting, etc.

Word count: 🤷🏾‍♀️ I don't know babes...

Good luck 🤞

Author note: thank you @blkkizzat for the nickname I really didn't know what to call him without being cringe af, I've never wrote for Toji so I hope this is kinda good I'm not too confident in this.

90sBF Toji who loves his son so much that he bought both of them matching gold chains, you could say they're almost like twins in a way, wherever Toji goes you'll definitely see megumi following behind him like the daddy's boy that he is. 

90sBF Toji who listens to artists like Notorious B I G, Tupac, DMX, Ice Cube, Ol Dirty Bastard, Nas, Sir Mix A-lot, and Snoop Dogg. 

90sBF Toji who's street name is “T-Raw” (thanks kali.) Almost all the ladies around his hood know him by that, even those he distributes Kush to, he just got it like that. 

90sBF Toji who'll only kick it with you if his son likes you, he's the most important person in his life. If megumi doesn't like you then it's a wrap. 

90sBF Toji who sells Kush for a living along with another side hustle of his… aka slanging dick, yes this whore of a man sells dick as well. 

90sBF Toji who usually picks up single moms around the corner store from his place. 

90sBF Toji who only lets the ladies that Megumi picks come over the house. 

90sBF Toji who won't settle down with anyone unless his son Megumi likes you which doesn't normally last long. Once you do something Megumi doesn't like you better hope you can fix it before he tells Toji. 

90sBF Toji who constantly makes Satoru Gojo and Suguru Geto babysit poor Megumi every time he's hauled off to jail. 

90sBF Toji who is almost always cellmates with his homeboys Shiu and Ryomen who of course nags him about whether or not he wants to see his son

90sBF Toji who's surprised by Megumi suddenly took a liking to you one day. Maybe he had mistaken you for another girl Toji use to fuck on or maybe he just thought “Woah pretty lady” and claimed you to be his new mom, but whatever his son wants, his son gets and Toji ain't arguing with that at all. 

90sBF Toji who started making you, a college student babysit little Megumi who continues to call you “mama” and you have no clue as the whether it's because Toji calls you mamas or if he genuinely thinks you're his mother, either way he's cute with an annoyingly fine ass father. 

90sBF Toji who's more into fuckin than he is romancing, but is willing to put forth the effort to keep you around more. 

90sBF Toji who leaves all his women begging for more, surprisingly he hasn't gotten anyone pregnant by now. 

90sBF Toji who constantly has to reassure you that you're the only one he's laying pipe on, he hates that you have to deal with the Plethora of heart broken obsessed women he's left behind.

 90sBF Toji who fucks you like he like he's trying to get you pregnant. “Fuck- that's some good pussy, Hah- Ngh—” 

“Fu— T.. To..ji! too much, too much!”

The more you begged him to slow down even just a little bit, the more he made it apparent that he wanted his dick in your stomach. God it felt like he was trying to break you- fucking you into the mattress. One hand on the back of your neck, the other on your frontal a fist FULL of hair mind you. It was intense. He wanted yet another orgasm out of you to cream and squirt all over him again, you needed this dick and he was going to give it to you all damn night if he had too. 

Oh did your moans and screams turn him on even more than that ‘O’ face you were making. No wonder everyone called him “T-Raw”. “Shut the fuck up, you've been teasing me with that phat pussy all damn day- Fuuughck—”  Toji said in an annoyed tone as he cocks a hand back and smacks a handprint onto your ass. 

“m'sorry daddy!”

“Nah.. Don't cry now, take this dick, take it mamas.”

Oh boy did he take you down through there, eyes in the back of your head, tongue hanging, tears forming at the corners of those pretty (e/c) eyes. What was this your fifth? Sixth Orgasm? How experienced was this man, this is what you get for fuckin with a grown man like him. There he was beating your back in, creamy white ring formed at the base of his cock from both your pussy juices and his cum fusing together, blunt in mouth. Where'd he get the blunt from? Don't know, but man was his dick good no wonder he had so many women flocking after him. The way he makes you feel it in your stomach was no joke he really knew how to fuck you right. 

90sBF Toji who didn't really fuck with college girl had you wrapped around his fingers… I mean his dick. It didn't matter where or when he wanted that pussy before your classes, after your classes, in your dorm room, his car, it didn't matter to him because he was a nasty old man. 

90sBF Toji who had you chasing behind him wondering where he was taking that dick, YOUR dick, was he gonna start slanging dick again? You didn't know but you felt just like those older women he'd Freak then leave.

90sBF Toji who'd reassure you that he wasn't fuckin anyone else by making sweet love to you. He doesn't need you acting crazy on him. I mean who else is going to watch Megumi besides Satoru and Suguru? 

90sBF Toji who gets a little annoyed when you show up blowing up on him about another woman flocking him again, he gets so annoyed that has to shut you up with cock in that tight throat of yours.

“Now tell me who the fuck do you think you're talkin to again!?” 

“Mmmf- Sowry—” 

“Can't talk with all that dick in your mouth can you, heh…” 

You did your best trying to take it all, but couldn't make it to the base of his cock without gagging and coughing. But that was nothing he couldn't fix, with a smirk on Toji's face he held your head down on his thigh and began to fuck himself into your throat. God did this nasty bitch enjoy hearing your ‘gluck gluck gluck’ sounds coming from you. This slutty man let out a deep bellowing groan at the sensation he was feeling in his groin. It was a tight, and warm feeling making his pace grow sloppier by the minute.

“Nasty ass bitch look at you , mouth full of dick fuuughck Im gonna— gonna c.. Cum-” 

Patting on his leg trying to signal him to slow down so you could breathe, if your face could visibly turn blue it would he was not letting up as he chased his own high. One strong thrust he came deep into your throat, god if he could put all that good dick in your kidneys he would. 

90sBF Toji who isn't too big on aftercare, but since he's down bad for you, then he might just indulge in it, just for you, only for you. 

90sBF Toji who after a good pounding throws a towel onto your body and praises you for taking him so well.

“Fuck, you take dick like a good lil bitch don't yah? What cat got yah tongue?”

“ since Megumi ain't trippin bout yah I guess you'll do for now .”

“How about you get cleaned up, come watch a movie with me.”

90sBF Toji who truly can't believe you're to put up with all his bullshit, even his homeboys think something's wrong with you.

90sBF Toji who hates bringing you over to Satoru and Suguru's place for boys night because it always end in a fight everytime Satoru thinks it's be funny to flirt with you.

90sBF Toji who hates that you have to remind him that you don't want him to end up in jail everytime they fight.

90sBF Toji who starts to grow a lil bit of a soft spot for you, so much that he starts to show you off to his old hoes.

90sBF Toji who randomly shows up to your college class to drop off YOUR son Megumi when Satoru and Suguru cancel on him, leaving all your homegirls to think you're a mother now.

Tags: @blkkizzat @littlemochabunni @honeeslust @gojos-thot-patrol-main @oreo-creampie @screampied(I was told to tag you) @halosdiary @connorsui (I was told to tag you) @biscuitsngravie

[witch-oftheflowers]

Welcome In~

Moon Knight Universe!

Jake Lockley x Morgana Aradia

TW: mention of sexual actions

Masterlist

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The night was gloomy. Rain filled the noise around those that went out. Pouring down as it was showering hard. The city of London was quiet for once.

The sound of thudding steps echoed out. A large man rushed down as he turned the corner towards a quaint bar. He huffed out as he hid under the the bars canopy.

He adjusted his flat hat as he grumbled under his breath.

"Pinché señora..." He sighs as he shook his brown leather jacket. Pushing the bar door open, the soft chime of the bell above rang as he enter.

Looking around his sharp eyes noticed how quiet it was. Compared to the lively atmosphere the bar had.

The bar was deep and dark in colors. Satin lined the walls, a dark purple to them. The floor shined with a oak wood. The little stage in the middle with the dance floor opened. Tables and chairs litter about in the organized chaos.

It had such a dark academia vibe to the bar. Along with the plants about, making it love with color. The lights were soft, a brown tone to the bar was added. It felt moody even if the rain outside was active.

Behind the bar stood a tall woman. Her thick kush hair swayed about. Her waves reminded him of the deep dark ocean. They whip and swayed behind her as she was making drinks and cleaning.

Her eyes widen as she looked up from her task.

"Jake! Come here bene bene" her voice was soft and comforting as she waved him over to the empty seat infront of her.

He begrudgingly crept over. Feeling annoyed with her attitude, especially since she was the one that called him.

"Stop it Morgana..." He said a bit hush as he sat in the seat. Taking his hat off and setting it on the counter.

She made him a quick glass, bourbon, on the house. She slid the ice filled glass to him as she hum. Her eyes flicked red as she smiled, her painted lips curled into a smile as she hums.

"Don't act like that... You know I have a great job for you." She teased him as she let a giggle out. He scoffed at her attitude again as he drank the glass.

"Bueno, sí... Necesitas a alguien con mis habilidades. Pero siempre actúas como si fuera un juego..." (Well yes... you need someone with my skills. But you always act like it's a game)

She scoffed a bit at his words as she yanked the glass from his hands. He blinked a bit as he sighs.

"Come on tell me about it. I don't have all day Miss. Aradia." His accent was thick as he held his hand out. She gently placed the drink in his hand as she hums.

"I need help getting some items for a..." She looked to the other patrons as she sighs.

"I need you to find these things for a ritual." She said so casually as she handed him a list of items. Their hands grazed the other, a bit of electricity shock the two of them.

Jake raised an eyebrow to her as he sighs. Looking through it as he scanned it over. Most of these things were from Egypt. Makes sense why she asked him. The only thing that threw him off was the last one.

Healthy male body

He smirked as he stared at her. Shaking the paper

"What's with the last one?"

"It says there what it is." She mused as she smiled at him. Eyeing him up and down a bit. Batting her long lashes at him

"But why?"

"Sex ritual..." She calmly said as she stared at him. He choked on his drink as he wiped his mouth clean.

"Mamas... You could of just asked me..." He teased and joked at her.

"Well I was hoping you would offer " she said as he stared at her a bit bewildered by her bluntness. He sighs, leaving a heavy breath out. His hands gripped his glass as he sipped another, finishing the dark drink.

"Fine I can do that. But my fee will be more."

"I'm fine with that. I need the other things first before I can do my service and pay you clearly. Any another questions Mr. Lockley?" She said, keeping her eye trained on him. She had such a dark aura around her. The bar it self did

Which made sense the bar was a hiding hole for those of the supernatural. Specifically for witches and warlocks. Such as the woman before him.

"Fine I'll do it. I'll be back in a few days time bues." He stood from his seat. Tucking the paper into his jackets inner pocket. His hat slid back into it's place on his head. Brushing his dark curls back as he stared at her.

Morgana stood back up straight. Her hands firm on her hips. Her chest pop out, a bit of pride in her stance.

"I'll be waiting for you, don't keep a girl waiting Jake~" her voice sounded like silk. Like it was coating to him and ready to bring him back to her. That was their interactions always. The sexual tension, the begging to be close to the other. It was like their souls and spirits were bound together.

"I won't make you wait long..." He ended it there. Walking off from her, leaving the one place he felt secure in.

Morgana smile fade as he left. The bell above her door rang. She didn't notice the man coming besides her, looking identical to her.

"Why don't you just tell him you like him hmmm?" The man said as he pinched her cheek. She swat his hand as she pouts.

"Adriana....Stop it. Hes just a good shag is all." She said, her cheeks glowing even on her deep tan skin. She huffs a bit walking pass her brother.

"I'ma take a break. You watch the bar" she stated to her brother. But she let a sigh out, feeling her emotions sky high.

It would be a week till he returned. And the two had another magical night. And her spell was a success. Besides the two left with bite marks and scratches on the other. Soft reminders of the other till they crossed paths again.

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AN: hope you all enjoyed! I love writing about how they interact and I adore themmmm💕🥺

[ghostbustingreen]

OKAY, so I’m gonna put my spoilery stream of consciousness thoughts and gushing under a cut--

I just LOVE everything about Luigi. I really liked how they animated him, he was very... ON POINT. The subtle anxiety and nerves in his movement, the dorky sass, it was all was mMMM GOOD KUSH

Best part? THE BROS. The connection between them felt SO heartwarming and genuine. Mario is super protective of Luigi and Luigi admires him so much, you can REALLY see it’s been these two against the world since they were babies. Also? They’re both mama’s boys, especially Luigi. It’s so precious. My headcanons are all real.

Mario sometimes calls Luigi Lu and it’s ADORABLE

THE REUNION HUG, OH MY GOSH, I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS

The post credit scene!!! YOSHI SEQUEL??? HELL YEAH

THE WAY THE BROS WORKED TOGETHER TO BEAT BOWSER. I was afraid Luigi wouldn’t get any chance to shine and Mario would do everything, but they did it together and I’m SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT, THEY KILLED IT, BEST BROS BEST BROS

Honestly, my only complaint is the one I anticipated, which is that I wanted MORE Luigi. He was imprisoned for a good chunk of the movie and I just wanted more of my baby boy. I wanted to see him using the power ups too!

[punk-pandame]

i want a more true to ny spiderman. one that says fuck constantly and has a hard time keepin it clean in front of the kids but then the kids are like bitch you think you're bad, you should hear how my mama talks and he's like oh thank fuck. he should eat dollar pizza slices and the fruit guy on the corner should be able to recognize him just as well in costume as out of costume but he doesn't snitch cause spiderman's not just a customer but also a friend. i want spiderman with a heavy ass new york accent who gives tourists unnecessarily complex directions cause he's just been here so long all the little intricacies of the nyc subway system are just engraved into his brain. i want spiderman to be the one who first filmed pizza rat and hates roaches and is constantly checking his costume for bed bugs *just in case* and hardly bats an eye at anyone who looks like something out of gotham wandering around and instead focuses his efforts on the wall street guys and corrupt police and crooked politicians. i want a spiderman who knows where to get the good kush and is quite adept at handling a gun but refuses to use one himself cause he doesn't want to encourage even more gun violence. i want a spiderman who goes to the inner city schools and the projects and teaches kids self defense but also how to get and use a bank account. i want a spiderman who hosts thanksgiving dinner on the L train. and of course, he's besties with deadpool and the movie is rated R more for language than anything else.

[gag-magazine]

How to get High like a Cool and Sexy Genius

By Kate (kush) Gilbertson Art By Gigi (ganja) Engalla

Truth- when it comes to getting high, I have my humble beginnings. The first time I tried to roll a joint, I was in a hotel room on my hands and knees with my best friend and her father’s weed. Grinder, filter, and knowledge-less, we smashed the poor nug into small, “enough,” pieces (using the end of her phone charger) to pinch it into a wrinkled paper. This isn’t even the tragic part. We had no idea how to roll, and the product we ended up with was a sagging and gaping pinky sized joint with no filter and the paper losing its stick all over the place. 

The worst part is, I spent way too long smoking weed like this. Lacking the tools, tips, and finger agility to bring anything to a sesh that wouldn’t be rightfully mocked or rejected.  But now I am older, wiser, and can look back at my baby stoner self with a sense of tenderness and a little pity. I also have a lot of advice I wish I could go back and give her, like, how I should have emptied the prescription bottle in my tote bag that first night in the hotel room, and thrown the nug inside with a couple quarters to get a perfectly ground flower. 

But I can't go back, and this knowledge shouldn’t go to waste, especially with 4/20 (my favorite holiday) creeping up. Knowing that my expertise can't come close to the genius of my fellow GAG! stoners, I also asked them for their favorite tips and tricks. What you are about to read is a compilation of all their wisdom, a 4/20 present from us to you.

your welcome. happy sparking up!

Part 1: Your “method”

Let's get technical, let’s get real. Getting high isn't all giggles, you have to put in the work. Here are some tips on doing that work in a sexy way.

While we do have some rolling tipz for you, some Gaggers’s biggest rolling tip was to… just um… well… just don’t fucking do it. Give it up- your fingers cannot do it and it's not that deep. Many suggested getting a pipe (they are so cute) (I have a rose quartz one and I know you're jealous). They are also quick to whip out, cleaning them is a therapeutic activity (if u don’t agree- get there,) and just buying tree is gonna be way nicer on your bank account than the pre-rolls.

Stop smoking ur roaches- it’s a danger to your self care. Just throw that shit into your pipe or bong (the one I just told you to cop, remember,) and save yourself that pain.

If you're looking to be a little zero waste mama (serve !!) and you don't want to leave a morsel of weed behind (serve.) throw your stems into a cup of tea! One man’s trash is another’s bedtime beverage and mild high!

Always make sure to have a carrier for joints not finished! Sure, you can go and buy some high tech smell proof containers, but I’ve always fashioned my own, 2014 Youtube DIY style. I’ve used first aid kits, old pre-roll containers, mint tins, you name it! Throw a sticker on there (like the REALLY COOL ONES GAG IS SELLING ON 4/20 OOOO) and boom.

Nothing is worse than lighting a j in the wind. Nothing- it's dehumanizing. But we do have some tips. First, when you cup your hand around the j, like some distressed woman in a movie lighting a cigarette in the rain, you may look sexy but you are probably never going to get a light because you are doing it wrong. You need to cup your hand around the side AND OVER the top of the joint. Then if your one hand isn’t cutting it- call in all reinforcements: every bitch in that sesh is building a human forcefield around you or NO ZAZA FOR THEM. We also recommend using a jacket or hood as a windshield, squatting low, and when in doubt, find some sort of corner to hide in (a cove of trees, the corner of a building, a doorway.) best of luck. The good news is, once one friend has a j lit, don't bother going through this experience over and over, kiss the end of your two joints together and yours should light up with a couple of tries! 

On the topic of js, here are those rolling tips we promised:

Don’t over pack the joint: obviously you want it to be tight, but not super cramped or else it won’t properly burn. 

Pressing in more and more flower as you go versus loading up the joint with all your weed right away is going to give you a more evenly packed j.

Keep your focus on the filter- making sure the joint is tight and even around it ensures that the rest of it will come out perfectly sexy and smokeable.

The longer you fiddle, the worse the final result. Your grimy little fingers will end up wrinkling the paper and it will lose its stick if you are messing with it. So move quickly and prioritize keeping your fingers away from the sticky end.

There is NOTHING WRONG WITH ROLLING A CONE. get over yourself. Seriously. It's not that deep. Especially if you're newer to rolling or have a particularly hard time, rolling cones is good practice. It’s also faster, easier, more consistent, and tends to give you fatter, more slay, final products. 

Another option that takes you out of the rolling game is to sit there, just look pretty and sexy and cool, and let other people roll for you. Put your feet up girl- you deserve it! 

Part 2: Okay ur high, now what? 

Because it's not just about smoking like a cool sexy genius, it’s also about where you are and what happens next.

While there is nothing wrong with a lowkey sesh in your bedroom- might you consider exploring the world outside your window for a change. This looks different for everyone, but for me personally, I am A SLUT for simple pleasures like a nice view. I love sparking up at the marina, but good hikes, lookouts, and apartment rooftops are all killer choices. 

One of the most important things to a good sesh is an even better playlist. Which is actually like, crazy, cause we actually like, already made one for you. On our spotify. It’s almost like there is already a killer 4/20 playlist on our spotify. Go. 

If you are a loser and this playlist doesn’t tickle your fancy (again, weird) I recommend giving nostalgic tunes a revisit. The more niche and reminiscent of your early adolescence the better. 

Smoke once before a class. It's for the bit. Just give it a try.

I probably don’t need to remind you of the importance of a good munchie. Sometimes it's a matter of life or death: of a good time or a green out.  Here are some things to keep in mind when choosing your 4/20 treats:

Make sure you have something sweet AND something salty (yes freak, you will want both) 

(sorry, i have to say it,) you need something moist: nothing is worse than being stranded on the glade, swarms of people trapping you in, multiple joints deep without anything to wash them down. maybe you fuck with a juice or smoothie, maybe your going all the way with an açai bowl. I don't know your prerogative and I don’t care what you do. Just keep your poor little dry throat in mind while you're doing it. 

Ice cream makes for the perfect treat because of this (someone suggested actually eating the ice cream before you smoke to coat your throat. I say get freaky and eat it before and after)

Part 3: Getting high with other cool sexy geniuses:

Here are our tips on staying safe and social and smart and sexy. The rest of these tips don’t mean a thing if we can’t do that!

If you take one thing from this tip list- its to not green out. Like it's actually awful and super not sexy and cool. The great thing is that you can very easily avoid it by not being a dumbo, and listening to your body and brain while you're smoking. My tip for those who find knowing your limits with the zaza is tricky- the second you start to feel the high, even just the teensiest little bit- stop smoking. It's gonna get bigger with time, and this assures that you're not sending yourself over the edge. Plus who doesn’t fuck with a round 2?

You know what is equally sexy and cool as getting high? Tolerance breaks. Our recs to make them as painless as possible is to focus on taking care of the oral fixation (u freak bitch ;))). Smoking cbd cigs (or even having lollipops to suck on 24/7) really helps to keep the urges at bay!

Make sure you're around the right bitches. Sometimes sparking can make you a social butterfly- but only if our environment encourages you to spread those wings, baby. So make sure you're sparking up with homies and homies only- no wasting weed on a fake bitch!

Ready to put your cool, sexy, stoner genius knowledge to the test? I think you are! Hopefully this silly little list taught you something, and if it didn’t and you want to complain to me about how stupid this piece is, then come and visit GAG! on 4/20 cause we are selling edibles and matchbooks and giving away stickers and other sexy shit! I will be posted up with the homies all day, zooted and living my dream life, so come and join the fun.

[theebeginningofwater]

habibi

how are you?

I was introduced to a cool neighbor during my first car ride to Chile 7 years ago. I gave him a painting that he gravitated to one night when the sun refused to end our laughter.

Did you feel a light in your heart? On the night of June 18 2017. His name was Andre and my brother was wearing a mask that made himself out to be a professional fencer, with silver armor from head to toe.

Anyways, habibi, my brother the fencer was smoking a joint. This was the first time I said no to drugs. Eight minutes later every person in the room was hungry and laughing their assessment out of the entire encampment. So yeah, I refused to break my fast so everyone laughing decided the witness in me to steal Andre's spice rack. I smuggled Andre's spice rack up through all of Brasilia. Yah. Crying yhe entire way there and back. Yah. Habibi just returned to that encampment in Chile to cook Andre a grilled cheese sandwich. It was wonderful because up north near home I remember a box of saltine crackers shooting out of a cannon across the always reading is skies.

I decided to steal Andres candles and turmeric too. I remember you saying you love criminals. Yes, habibi, I hope you will teach me the ways of the YouTube. I hope we can have a video chat with Andre. Before I stole his spice rack and his turmeric, I replaced the spice rack and turmeric with a gigantic painting of Superstition Mountains. Funny stuff, I guess in the 20th century somewhere in the Mediterranean Sea....there was a lot of believers in luck. For ill or for thrill? I have no good ideas since a stingvray saw me naked at the bottom of the Andes. Anyways yah, Andre is a good dude. And i stopped seeing my brother as a professional fencer after yhw first time i aaid no to drugs.

A memory of a Kush rug store on my block in Manhatten from the 20th century carried me to us smiling at the Niagra falls next year or soon Juner. Anyways, I think water can fall because I've been speaking too many nouns, not enough verbs. Emoji high. Fives all around. If you touch my elbow with your left eye, can I bring you roses that we can eat together? Too Mars I See. To the moon I go, only if my I and your I make we. Yooooo! Yuppa!

So...yah..yah....ay...i hope to fly someplace with less concrete tomorrow. There are surprisingly walls pitted against the ocean breeze down here too. Still, Chile is wonderful. The people smile like us too.

But yeah. Butane. Bootylicious. Beautiful and dreaming. I am. Are you? How is the family? I forgot to call mama and papa when I realized encampment don't have windows or doors and an entire flock of ravens brought baklava and pierogis for those here on Chile who smile like us too.

[auntymurda]

“Lord, what kinda life is this? Mama, I just wanna sing… Mama said ‘According to get everything you gotta risk everything,’ so I’m just smokin’ my Kush, weed, and Corinthians.”

[kaywavy]

the crocodile alligators???

Now, baby, I'm the ripper, your baby daddy's worst nightmare Catch me by the Clair, I'll be right there * copy everything we say Louie frames, eyes lower than my GPA Riding and swervin', kush, I'm blown Doors wide, my trunk bump like Eddy Road I don't cake hoes, I never tip the stripper I'm rich, bitch, but you can call me Cheap tha Ripper Shell toes, yes, PRPS There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest Polo fresh, I am ze man I be slam dunking Tanqueray shots with LeBron Told * keep it Carmelo, okay? Rolled past Dave, told him "Hello" and "Hey" Me and Cash in something old on 23's, ho Back window says "Mama mel bicho" Skateboarders grind, I grind, too That's why you can catch me in DC shoes I quit the team but believe I'm ballin' Want a verse, put up a stack or quit calling 30's on my Chevrolet, call me super duper Garage like Roots, I got more whips than Kunta Riviera sitting on the Bulls' best hooper Y'all still riding 20's, y'all some Oompa Loompas Doors swang on * that got bad behavior My four 15's woke up the neighbors Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

[billazin710]

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[crackedmarrow]

Before I went to sleep my mother walked around burning the incense. I lay on my silk sheets and my pillow and I ask my mother “ mama why does one feel a feeli. Their stomach and chest around another?” “Why does one feel rage when one that they are around want to be around another”

My mother laughed and she told me that it is jealousy but it could also stem from love. She explained to me that one must be able to share people with other people because we don’t know how they affect a persons life. How that person may be there for a reason to help them become the person they need to be. If anything do not be jealous you should allow more people around you and your person. You are young and love takes time to develop. You may just like the person. It’s okay to have a crush here and there. We have all had them.

I turned over away from my mother and the candles . She walked around the house saying blessings and lighting the candles as well as the burning incense.

I couldn’t even imagine sharing you. I believe my mother to be a lunatic I believe that her logic could win no war with mine. How could I allow the one I - I love…

Back to the void my spirit is… the first time anything I said anything I shouted anything that was shown in the scene was love the light that had the speck of the memories started to grow brighter. The light grew larger but i concentrated on that speck again ignoring its growth.

Again in my bed I’m trying to explain to myself how I am not selfish for trying to protect my friend from a girl who was also my friend but not the one for my Kush Jha. Kush Jha your name rang like the bells that hung off my ankles when I would dance. You were my best friend my enemy my love although of course you didn’t know that of yet. Quite frankly I didn’t even know. I was in denial I thought I was only doing it because we had studies to worry about and liking a girl just because she was pretty was not something by I felt you should be worrying about right now. We need to solidify our bond so I wouldn’t have the fear of losing you like I did my grandmother. The mother of my mother it was hard on my mother I remember seeing her on her knees crying on the floor for days not eating. My mother couldn’t leave the house let alone walk outside in the village. She was devastated and if I was to supposedly love my friend which I wasn’t too sure if I was in love though.

I dreamt of you though of us in a way that I never had I would be lying if I said I never dreamt of you before but before it was so innocent so misunderstood like I didn’t like you I thought you were a puppet a pawn and you are someone who carries a beautiful fun soul. I wish to be around you all days even when it rained. You helped me before I fell you held my hand you cleaned me. We are young though. Next morning I ate my porridge and made my way to the lake near the village to gather water for the farm animals. I was hoping to see you there. I didn’t I started to panic a little I was in shock. I thought why do I feel this way and then I saw Kajal Patel in the lake whole sari wet with her bindi painted on her forehead. Her silky black hair curled up and she smiled and made her way over to me. “Sonali Raad”she screamed are you here to dip in the waters to get away from the rays of the sun. Your sari is looks clean already are you going to take it off and take a cool swim? I’ll do it if you do it. I looked around but I was so angry because she’s so fucking beautiful her tanned brown skin her brought smile. She smiled with her eyes. She was really trying to be my friend. I couldn’t ignore her she had an energy that drew me in she told me we would take our clothes off at the same time.

We started to unwrap our sari’s together and we were both in the nude. Her body was beautiful but the way she looked at me she was not only surprised but mesmerized. She walked up to me and she said “Sonali you are beautiful” she wrapped my hand and we made our way to the river bank.

We both submerged our nude bodies in to the rivers grabs the nearest flowers near us rubbing them all over our bodies. The droplets of water coming from my head I felt refreshed I smelled the fresh crush pink lotus. Kajal was twirling in the water her finger tips leaving rings in the water while the waves push the circles away. Kajal again has my attention. I ask myself what does she have that I don’t have for Kush Jha? Does she like Kush I don’t want her to like him I don’t want to have to be mean to her behind these feelings I can’t control.

“Kagal do you like anyone?” She started making her way through the water towards me and splashed me.

“Of course Sonali everyone likes someone.” “Kajal I’m being serious do you have a crush on someone and who if you do?”

“Sonali, I told you every one has a crush mine may not like me back but if it happens then it does” I tried to ignore her blatantly answering my question. “ Kajal started to come closer towards me. “Sonali, you have to promise me you won’t tell anyone.

“ I swear, to you Kajal I won’t say a word.” Kagal came closer to me. She then started to touch my face and she kept repeating herself “ you’re beautiful Sonali anyone would be lucky to have you. She kept saying it till her lips were inches away her voice was soothing. She blew cool air in my face.

We heard the bushes rustling.

We jumped at the sound and made way towards the land.

It was Mr. Varma he was making his way towards the path we saw faint images of him.

We ran towards our sari’s and started wrapping ourselves.

And she told me we should hang out really Sonali I really want to be your friend.

She ran towards her house.

As I was walking back up the path I forgot why I even went to the river. I was so encapsulated by the beauty of Kajal’s body and her face and her smile and her eyes. We share a bond now and I really like her. I felt like she trusted me when she was blowing her breath in my face on my lips. Her tone was seductive. It aroused me. I was no longer confused to why Kush would like her she’s a genuine girl. Now I just have to put my feelings aside. I still walking up the path to the village I see all the people around my age a little girl in a stone house getting her henna done for her wedding. I’m invited to. I run towards her house but I instantly stop. Kush Jha!

Oh how my heart stopped when I saw him his tall brown bronzed skin. His Kurta a creamy off white.

His locs long and curly his eyes looked reminded me of a gharial. Locked in place on the stones a merchant is selling. He motions for me to come over and he asks me “ Sonali aren’t these gems beautiful”

“Which gem do you think I should get Kagal?”

I bite my lip aggressively “ Kush I no say in what Kagal likes you should ask her”

Then I slowly start to motion away toward another merchant

“Sonali, no I really bends you to pick the gems I need you to pick the gems because I know you are a woman of taste”

I close my eyes and let out a deep breath and I go towards the merchant and I pick out three stones.

zabarzad (emerald), sapphire, and smoky quartz

“Sonali thank you so much for your help, why don’t I get us some chai and we go back to our spot.

“Kush I don’t know if I should go with you today. My hair is wet I must go home and dry off.” Sonali cries

“Sonali you can’t we may get wet again today knowing joe you are starting stuff” Kush says

“Kush Jha don’t you have to go give Kagal her stones and what not?” Said Sonali

“ That can wait I have to go back to our spot… you know it is our spot” Kush explained

Just grabs me by the hand and I go running towards another path the village people watching us but losing sight yet still hearing our feet tap against the earth beneath us and. We run. We are in the jungle yet again. The place where my mind first changed we look around for any path to follow and we go down it.

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People of Color (POC): Jews, Africans, And The Erroneous Assumptions We Make

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