#Malort doesn't taste better if you eat a dill pickle after

[upthewitchypunx]

Greetings from Chicago after our lovely zine fest. By some strange misfortune I have consumed 2 shots of Malort.

Malort tastes like an 8 year old played witch and made a "potion" from Listerine, branches, leaves, and berries they found in their backyard.

Then we got in a Lyft that happened to be a Toyota Highlander and no one thought my joke about a demolition derby made up of entirely Toyota Highlanders (because there can be only one) was very funny.