#Malo Mart

[harmonysixx]

what am I doing

[mochiwei]

Day 18: Shopkeeper

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[undecided-musician]

Okay, so I’m very normal about this man. Listen, I don’t do fictional crushes, but this man is probably the exception. (Also, I adore all the kids from Ordon, they’re precious).

[savercania]

Linktober 2024. 18 - Shopkeeper

I went for the big fish. I wanted to do this one so badly, the kid runs his own empire.

[taboonle]

[crazylittlejester]

I have malo mart playing on a ten hour loop on youtube rn while I do a research paper and the audio started glitching a bit and when I tell y’all I thought I was loosing my fucking mind- Like oh my god I thought I was going insane.

I am only an hour and ten minutes into the video and I still have three more pages to write (send help, I wanna be silly and write fanfics)

[doomed-jester]

Twilight Princess is great because it has the WEIRDEST NPCs. You've got Agitha, the strange child who owns a massive house in Castle Town, thinks she's a princess and is obsessed with bugs.

You have Jovani, the guy who sold his soul to poes in exchange for wealth and got TURNED TO GOLD in some perversion of the Midas myth. His cat is also gold and is totally frozen in place on his head.

Then there's fucking MALO. Malo is one of my favorite characters in this whole franchise. A literal infant who's off playing a tycoon game while you're adventuring. He buys out the stupid overpriced shop in Castle Town and turns the snooty shopkeeper into a customer service drone. Also, the Malo Mart theme SLAPS forever. Animal Crossing music type track. KK Slider core. Seriously, listen.

[madotsukidances]

Heyy could you pls do the Malo Mart Theme from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess or The Demon's Dead from DOOM 2? :)

[gas-stationprincess]

will never not be thinking about how twin peaks inspired an entire legends of zelda game.

the game in question: links awakening

apparently, the inspiration came from the weird characters that were portrayed in twin peaks. causing the creators of zelda to add peculiar characters in links awakening. honestly, i would go as far to say that the entire franchise after links awakening was also inspired by twin peaks. as each games have a lot of unique characters with goofy personalities lol.

the goofy characters in question (from the other games):

some of these characters are so twin peaks coded that i could actually see them being in the show

[warmmilk-n-honey]

they are one in the same

same same baby

[brobiwan-kenobi-412]

Every time I start to feel sick, like either nauseous or like I’m coming down with something, I put on this 10 hour long loop of Malo Mart from Twilight Princess, stare up at the ceiling, and feel myself descend into madness.

Does it help, you ask? Absolutely. I think that’s because it creates an out of body experience. I feel like a little rat screaming at the bars of its enclosure around hour 3 of the loop, and by hour 8 I no longer have thoughts. I am consumed.

[aquafire2008]

After much digging, I have finally found it! I've found the song!

[sharlmbracta]

do you think kohga would learn the malo mart/bolson construction dance just to spite astor or the king or both

[phantasmagoricfandomthings]

Don’t worry, you can trust him.

[minish-mews-and-twos]

ANGEL OF DARKNESS

ANGEL OF DARKNESS

THE WORLD IS IN YOUR HAND

BUT I WILL FIGHT UNTIL THE END

I'll do you one better

:3