#Malladus is the Calamity Ganon of the Island of Sodor and his loyal cult leader is an Oompa Loompa | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

passerinesoncaffeine · 5 months ago

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Because he dresses and talks like a Ghirahim wannabe, his one party trick is turning people into paintings, and half his dialogue sounds like AI generated pick-up lines.

I think the linked universe fandom needs to use all the other villains in fics and not just Ganon.

Vaati, Cia, Ghirahim, Zant, Khoga, all of them. Even Astor.

I may just be a sucker for villains but I feel like these can all lead to very interesting fics. Like Warriors’ war and the fact he faced multiple of these villains, or how Astor is from a completely different timeline where the Calamity is stopped.

And don’t even get me started on Vaati. He’s my favorite villain fr

I don’t know who Legend, Wind and Hyrule’s villains would be though…since I haven’t played their games.

#octavo was a theatre kid who single handedly took out Link and Zelda and had a creature called a Gleeokenspiel #and his need to be in first chair broke time and summoned a cursed grave digger from a different universe who just wanted to find her dad #bellum gave Hyrule marine biologists thalassophobia and is a genuinely horrific villain babe go back to Silent Hill this is an E rated game #Majora maladaptive daydreamed their way into becoming god and gave the moon a jojo phase #Malladus is the Calamity Ganon of the Island of Sodor and his loyal cult leader is an Oompa Loompa #and his Uber to hell is a demonic train #yuga. Yuga said one of the worst lines in the franchise first encounter and probably likes the taste of cardboard #and his power is rendered useless by a bracelet given to Link from a freeloading hoarder who used it as a rent fee #(I’m sorry Ravio I love you)

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