#Mai rmbles

[maiuoart]

okay, you need to stop, now I can't decide what will be my otp :angry: :pensive: (jk poisonpuppy is AWESOME and please keep drawing it amazing artwork dudette UwU)

PoisonPuppy is my new OTP, I don’t think I can do anything else for it, goodlord someone save my kinky soul.

…Or, rather, Just-… Leave me in the same room as those two, yeah. That sounds better. ♥ 

BUT IM GLAD YOU ENJOY IT!!! THANK YOU!! Muff and Mutt; Ohgod, you could probably come up with tons of better names, but PoisonPuppy just SPOKE TO ME, DUDE!! Have fun tryin’ to get a OTP, though! I’ll keep tryina draw ‘em cause their super cute uvu ♥ And ultra kinky, holy–

…..NothingWillBeBetterThanPoisonPuppy ♥♥♥

[genshinlover101]

Hey, may I request Ganyu and Shenhe (seperate) reacting to reader Meeting Cloud retainer and her just starting to rmble about all kinds of stories?

I hope you are doing fine and have a good day/night!

Cloud Retainer Exposing Her Childhood Stories

Characters: Ganyu, Shenhe x gn!reader

Warnings: None

A/n: I’ve been waiting for a request like this 🥺 Making little headcanons of Cloud Retainer being like a mom to them is adorable

• That senile bird always had mountains of stories about Ganyu’s childhood, it was the only way Cloud Retainer knew how to bond with you. Your conversations would consist of how the woman was doing and how she was faing outside of Mt. Aocang.

• Occassionally during prolonged silence between you and the bird, she’d go on and on about Ganyu’s childhood. It was almost as if Cloud Retainer had no concept of embarrassment for others, or at the very least didn’t care for it. She would try her best to avoid stories of such after being told off once by Ganyu in the past.

• Your favorite story Cloud Retainer told was when Ganyu was so plump she simply rolled down the mountainside, unable to stop herself till she reached the bottom. Ganyu being ages older than you, Cloud Retainer’s stories were the only way for you to imagine what she was like in her youth.

It was rare when Cloud Retainer visited Liyue on her own, if she was there it was either to check up on Ganyu or for adeptal matters. This time was no different than the rest, all three of you having tea together. However, the moment Ganyu excused herself the bird’s head whipped to you, ready to embarrass her student. “One would expect you enjoy partaking in tales of Ganyu’s youth still?”

With sweat dripping down your forehead you nod anxiously, “Then one shall relay you her secrets,” You couldn’t help but notice the joyful gleam Cloud Retainer had whenever she reminisced about the past, almost like a proud mother. “Does Ganyu ever allow you to pet her horns?” she inquired.

You shook your head no, “Little Ganyu used to adore when one would caress her horns, shame she grew out of it. One would be pestered before bed to touch her horns, otherwise, she would reject sleep hehe,” The amusement on the bird was undoubtably entertaining, not being able to see her react such a way in any other sense. 

That was until the beam from Cloud Retainer dropped, a stoic face as you wondered what could be the reason for her story ceasing. “Cloud Re-tai-ner!” Ganyu stood behind you like an overwhelming shadow, her fists balled up as she angrily overheard the story. 

Just as ready as she was to stomp around in a fit, she just as quickly calmed herself. Irritated yet unbothered, her sigh of frustration very audible. “Forget about it,” she said shaking her head to shake off her anger. The tension makes the bird feel a pang of awkward guilt. “We’re going to take our leave now Cloud Retainer.”

Ganyu took you by the wrist, dragging you into some unknown location away from her old caretaker. A blush on Ganyu’s face as she looked downcast, “So- um...” you could only see her glance at you from behind, “What did she end up telling you?” She shyly asked.

• Shenhe owed the Adepti a great ordeal after taking her in as a young girl, especially Cloud Retainer. Although they share nothing but a mentor-to-student relationship, the few interactions that you witnessed had shown you otherwise. 

• The bird would frequently visit Liyue Harbor when Shenhe decided to reside there every so often. You’d sometimes see her shadow from a distance as you two mingled, checking up on her student like a worried mother when their child has been swept away from them.

• Although Shenhe swore that Cloud Retainer was nothing but her master, the bird had practically raised her once she was forsaken by her father. That meant Cloud Retainer had bountiful stories of Shenhe as a small girl.

As Shenhe left the scene to use the restroom you swear you saw a red glint in Cloud Retainer’s eyes. “One is eager to find out how Shenhe is conducting herself in Liyue Harbor,” the bird inquired. You assume Shenhe didn’t speak much to the bird about her stayings with humans.

“Shenhe had always been quite independent, even at a tender age she was able to fend for herself against curses and gods of calamity,” Cloud Retainer went on and on about Shenhe and her many concerns for the young maiden. Almost as if she was dreading the day she separated from the realm of the Adepti. “As Shenhe was homeless, one sought to adopt her. Ever since, one has raised her to be the woman she is today.”

“One fears that the power of her binding red ropes may cause her to struggle to fit in modern-day Liyue. Her homicidal tendencies often drive her when she loses control,” You sat in awe listening to Cloud Retainer talk about Shenhe. Homicidal tendencies? The stories of Shenhe’s childhood terrified you, there was no happiness and no time for rest. At times you often wondered how she managed to survive on pure survival instinct. 

“Regardless, One is glad you accepted Shenhe with open arms. Before she comes back, one may be excused. Relay to Shenhe that One bids her a farewell.” As soon as the bird had arrived, the quicker she fled the scene. You felt Shenhe’s looming shadow behind you, looking back to see her standing directly behind you. 

“I take it my master had relayed some of my childhood to you,” you stared at her blankly, wondering if she would’ve taken it harshly if you had told her yes. “No worries, I’m not one to get so upset by ‘embarrassing’ stories of my youth,” she took the seat beside you with her arms and legs crossed. 

An elegant glow from Shenhe as she sat in silence. “I’m far too old to be crying over spilled milk. Whatever my Master had told you- pay no attention to. You make me feel at home just by being yourself.”

[carcinized]

hello hi hello ollie my love how are you! i'm good, i went to a farm today. wegot lotsof potatoes and pumpkins.

why are pumpkins spelled like that when they're said like punkins that always confused me as a child.

my beloved you are simply the most human ever you are the starlight to my mooooonlight, the rain t my cloudy day i love you so much and how you taught me to loook on the bright side. you are everything i love about humanity your passion your excitement your general amazingness i want to dance with you under the stars and bake you cookies and braid your hair

i would let you braid my hair every day if you wnated to. fun fact i only get my hair braided on special occasions but every day is a special occasion because we're living in it and that's beautiful.

anyways i saw stardust (hello to you too) start writing a love rmble and got inspired i love you so much and i hope you had the best day because you are simply the best.

also ive been writing. :D

HIIIIIIIIIII SORRY I DIDNT SEE THIS TIL RN, BUT HIIII HELLO HI!!!! thats so awesome i hope you had a great time :D farms are so lovely to visit

PUNKINS??? i always hear pumkins and some ppl say the p too…… whos saying punkins wtf 🤨

YOU ARE SO KIND TO ME ADAM. I DO NOT HAVE PRETTY WORDS LIKE YOURS BUT YOU ALSO MEAN A LOT TO ME im very very glad we met every time i speak to you it’s very like calming sort of .. like an old friend ig :] you are a lovely person <3

oh that is so kind…… unfortunately im kind of the worst at braiding hair ever you may not want me to do it for you 😔 but ill try o7

:DDDD you guys are too good to me i love u both sm <333 u are the best TOO!!!!!!!

YOOO THAYS SO AWESOME!!!! i have. not been 😔 its ok tho im just a busy little guy i Will. Eventually. LMAO proud of you for doing it tho !!!!!!

[avie-p]

Cool new blog!! Will you be posting art on here too? Also what's your banner and icon picture from if I may ask :)?

Thansk!! :D I might!! If it fits! Probably reblog a lot of stuff on here eventually.

My banner and Icon are from the Betty Boop Snow White cartoon!! The Cab Calloway Betty Boop cartoons are some of my favorites from that era and studio! I’ll probably eventually make a huge rmble post bout them because DANG they’re so cool!!

St. James Infirmary Blues is probably my favorite song sequence from that set. Though the other shorts I like better in terms of how surreal they are. You can check out the short in HD here!!