#MY MATES DO NOT NEED TO GAZE UPON MY BOOTY. BOUNTEOUS (okay kinda scrawny) THOUGH IT MAY BE | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bougiebutchbinch · 2 months ago

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ONE WEEK UNTIL THEY CAN (hopefully) TELL ME I DON'T HAVE ALS

I'm fully expecting that it won't be that - I'm just gonna need the big scoli surgery at this point because ummmmm it's developing rapidly. And I have fully lost my appetite along with 80% of strength in the fail-arm. And that is. Concerning. But as long as it ain't gonna keep getting worse and literally kill me, I can deal lolololololololol

#ANYWAY I AM NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A FATAL NEURODEGENERATIVE DISEASE ON TOP OF ALL THE OTHER SHIT I GOT GOING ON #BECAUSE I STUDY THIS STUFF!!!!! THAT MEANS I'M PROTECTED!!!!!#BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WAY TOO MUCH OF A COINCIDENCE!!!!!!!!#THIS IS WHAT I AM TELLING MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#IT WOULD BE A BRUTAL IRONY AND THEREFORE IT CAN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#....I really don't want scoli surgery tho lol. if only because I've done plenty in the OR irl and. YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES #.........at least I'll be sent to a different hospital so I won't know the entire operating team and be forced to suffer the knowledge #that they have seen my entire ass while I'm unconscious #MY MATES DO NOT NEED TO GAZE UPON MY BOOTY. BOUNTEOUS (okay kinda scrawny) THOUGH IT MAY BE #the endless medical miseries of bougie

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