#MY FISHIESSS

[hesmushedfaceswithbabara]

"God how am I going to do this???" I groan pacing back and forth anxiously, "So... we've got.... uh.... cavemen.... uh--- roman empire falling--- all the other empires the Gods new falling... gods--- they will not be happy---" I mutter making a mental list.

"OH SHIT!!!" I yelp, "THE UNDERWORLD WILL BE A SHIT SHOW!!!!"

Hades will have his work cut out for him.... it's most definitely chaos down there, the interns usually work down there....

Gods

why did they sleep again???

Something about a bet.... no wait that was the Demi Gods....

GODS I DUNNOOO

nOt mY dIvISiON GAVIN???whatareyoudoinghere???

Sherly: "Is that why your calling yourself GREG Jawn: "That's his name!!!" Sherly: "It is????" *JAWN WHY* Gavin-- er... Gary! ERRRR Geoff????: IT IS MY NAME sorry got distracted. ANYWAYS

NOW WHAT??? THE DAM HUMANS MADE NUKES!!!! N U K E S

PLURAL

Zeus will kill us all at the Agency for FAILING

Poseideon will FREAKING destroy everything cause the oceans are dying

Demeter will have a mental breakdown cause of climate change

we are screwed

actually screwed

and here I thought the World Wars would get them riled up----

oh no

the world wars

I have to explain the

world

wars

also plural

Hades will actually have a field day over this

can't tell if it'll be good or bad....

depends on how bad the Underworld got....

god I hate interns....

OH CRAP

10

MINUTESSSS

AAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAA

*one mental break down later*

3

2

1

and they are awake.....

And I begin explaining

and they take it.... better than I thought?????

"So they can smite each others kingdoms? Is that what your saying?" Zeus asks me

"Er... sort of?" I blink, "Yes.... we will go with that for now,"

"THE FISHIES?????" Poseidon shrieks, "MY FISH?????"

he blips off

soon followed by Hades:

"yOu LeFT tHe UndErWOrlD tO thEE InTErRNS?????????"

*AFTER EXPLAINING ALL THE LOREEEEEE*

"Do they still need us?" Zeus asks.

"Yes, they do, now more than ever...." I sigh, "Please don't let them destory this planet, I've grown to attached to it,"

the end

maybe

this sucked

Your a messenger having witnessed the rise of humanity ever since the Greek Gods went into slumber. It is only an hour before they awaken. You now have to explain the entirety of the past 2000 years of humanity, including a new threat to the gods caused by these human devices called ‘Nukes.’

[kikruui]

don’t drink water after eating fish because the water may cause the fish to swim and then you will feel gulugulu gulugulu in your stomach

OOHH REALLLYYY?!?? THATS NOT ALL BADDD

then ill have some fishy friends to hang out withh!!!

jhehheeeee

[catoswound]

lucullus voice my fishpondss lucius crassus voice my eelss hortensius voice my fishiesss!!!

[ice-devourer]

AGSHASGSH THIS IS SO PLEASANT TO THE EYES HOW DID U KNOW I LIKE BLUE HSHSHS AND THE KOOOIIIISSSSS THE FISHIESSS N MY BBG OMG THANK U SO MUCH ILY T — T <333

[deepspacedukat]

tumblr was being flaky after the message saying I couldn’t add pictures to my ask message so hopefully that went through or these aren’t going to make a lick of sense 😂

-AzoraStarr

AAAAAAAHHHHHH LOOK AT THE BABIESSSSSSS

Look at Cinder's new lil tent!!! You did such a good job making that, friend!!! I know she'll love it!!

And look at the lil fishiesss!!!!

Me this whole ask: 😍🥰🥺🫶

[timdrakesstaff]

we're fish-sitting for a friend

they shoulddd be fine but i'll see in the morning oh my god oh mu goddd NOOOOO THE FISHIESSS

No ONE TOLD ME THERE WERE FISH TO FUCKING FEEED OMY FUCKING GODDD

[marukyubi]

UHUHUHUUH I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT, I just had to add my old men I was throwing out every word my brain could think, tbh BUT I'm glad you enjoyed my silly lil patooties<3 YUR she can def match Hobie's freak in no sweat‼ She's a lil more murder-y but she's a sweet gal, I can assure you xD OHH The little fishiesss ehehehee I was obsessed with magic and murder at the moment and needed a horde of cute little evidence/body destroyers

Octobie Week 2: Anarchy Just a little drabble for this week '3 Pairing- Hobie x OC this week 'D (Couldn't squeeze out more. Was planning a drawing for this week but a sudden burst of desire to write has consumed me full and quick.) Brief Background - So, my oc, and her universe is in a type of dystopian world where only the people who are born rich keep getting more and more rich and powerful while the people below will never stand a chance truly, being kept in such chaos so they will never remember, get stronger, to trouble any of the "ELITES BORNS". The elites are tight-knit too, but also have tight rules that they made even their own kinds follow strictly, and very rarely that one survive from the pack if they defined the rules. My oc, Angelina, is born an Elite descendent whose family is kinda a feared outcast. Their family defies rules and even advocates the people who are not elites to defy them as well. Also support and try to make the people's lives and the society better even if it's a little bit (The irony of them being able to resist the elites this strongly is because their family has a long line of private military and the control of weapon trading businesses, which made them an essential among them. But in Angel's father's hand, to simply put how the family business stopped, "You know what. I tried the peaceful path first but you guys killed my *adopted* brother. FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHERS. I'm burning you all if given a chance.)

If you see Wayne family refs I took, no you don't-

Also, Angel is a Spidersona who now uses the mantle of prowler more often. She still has her organic webs, and she still uses them to have swinging dates with Hobie- but she doesn't like being associated with spiders (especially Peters) after being killed and resurrected. (Her universe Peter is not really that great. He's one of many main factors that caused her death.) She mainly uses magic weapons like her pa :D

Warning - Vulger words, mentions of violence, mentions of cannibalism, mentions of blood, brief old men yaoi, Hobie might be a bit ooc 'cause I wrote in a rush of creativity(sorry '3), it's (almost) an indulgence oc content

EAT THE RICH It's an old saying that originated from the French Revolution and is used by many people who have taken the mentality of anarchism to this day. EAT. the "RICH". When Hobie said it in front of his lover, and her dad who is a great inventor with such generational wealth but even joined him in the chant, and their family who... support him fully despite their power hold and background? (It's a weird family, he knows it when he gets in head first, but they were kind enough...?) He didn't expect her to take it as literally... "You're telling me..." asks Hobie to Angelina slowly, to take in fully of what he's about to say. "That you killed a bunch of big politicians... and fed the meats to... who!?" "My babies!" Angelina answers with a beaming smile, looking all too prideful to drench her limbs in the blood of said people. "Crowley did not mean literal babies," her brother, Felix, chimes in while working on a project near the conversation, and so does her pa(other dad :D). "We don't accept cannibalism in this household," says her pa as he tries out a new magic spell he had just found from an old grimoire. "At least not with those degraded meats." "Then what babies?" Hobie can't help but ask. "My... babies!" She replies with an emphasized voice as if he will just suddenly get the enlightenment of what she truly means. But she did catch her own mistake quick and pointed at the big aquarium behind him that has a wide variety of colorful fishes. "And hey, I'm not a meanie." She proclaims herself with a huff and a proud grin that is a bit terrifying, considering the situation. "I ground the meat to the softest pulp form I can get and mixed it with their normal diet so they won't get sick from the "treat". I also fed to the strayed animals too, no worries." It rendered Hobie a bit speechless, to hear her say all of this like it's nothing special and/or horrifying process. He's almost used to his partner's uncanny and abnormal thought processes but to see her commit one? She can always surprise him in ways he has never thought possible... "... And the reasoning?" asks Hobie quietly with a sigh. He just can't... help it, like how he fell for this bumbling idiot. And one thing he knows for sure about his love is... she would never do things out of irrational or unjustifiable excuses, no matter how the execution is. She sort of means well, almost always. It's just the acts that weird out the people who weren't around this strange family enough. And she does give him the answer immediately, with a brightening, childish smile. "Those pigs tried to legalize underage marriage in their state for the child trafficking shit they're covering for." "...Blimey, tell me you gave all in to torture those bastards." "Hell yeah! Started with making my men slice their dicks and balls off into thin strands with a bloody dull knife while keeping 'em fully awake."