#MY DUMB ASS .

[deepwaterwritingprompts]

Text: The sea is flat and shallow for miles and miles before the drop off, treacherous, full of sink spots and sharp toothed mudmaids, beds of sweet basin grass hiding ravenous Gulpers.

[beansforwhat]

cant stop thinking about medic n scout in emesis blue

They deserved so much better :(

[strangewiggles]

outfits for fun !!!

bertie - bearded dragon - she/her

micky - black footed cat - she/her

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valentina “val” - veiled chameleon - mirrored pronouns

shelby - pygmy spiny tailed skink - any pronouns

(despite being drawn together bertie & micky are in a different universe than val & shelby and never meet lol)

[spaghettiisinmysoul]

Dungeons and daddies has ruined me cause every time a post is about Taylor swift I’m imagining a ranger rogue anime teen and not a musical icon, so when people say “she’s bisexual” I’m like “oh we’re transing his gender now??? Epic” like NO YOU FOOL

[samanthagardens]

hey all i’m taking and early sleep so if any more conspiracy jd creepy weird shit happens @ me so i can see it in the morning !!!

[sashaforthewin]

Me listening to my Spotify likes: ooh I like this song. Ooh, I really like this song. Oh, this song is really good, I like it. Hey, I like this song.

[natgf123]

LMAOOOO I JUST ASKED SMTH TO BE LIKE AN EMOJI ANON AND I FORGOT 2 ASK AS AN ANON

I'm so silly guys

[fartshals]

“I can’t believe people would use that lib/con dichotomy, it doesn’t apply to me. I’m a libtard who is a bit edgy sometimes, there’s no word for such a unique phenomenon”

[biggestdev]

Time for the monthly workout (my weekend with the lawnmower). One weekend this year I hope the humidity drops below 99.999%, so far, only suffering.

[spaghett-onaplate]

"oh i shouldn't start this activity now, there's no time" [pointlessly doomscrolls for the amount of time the activity would take and then some]

[springbonnie2024]

I know I promised more graphic novel Springtrap, and I intend on doing so, I just forgot, sorry, I will work on it tomorrow

[dizzythegreat]

ohh my fuck i just realized i at some point made my tumblr algorithm-based instead of chronological which is why i've been missing everyone's fucking posts for the past god knows how long fuck me

[wildberryballpoint]

silly spideysona

[flannelepicurean]

my dumb ass:

Sees pic of Fendi handbag with the squared FF logo

Squints

"...when the Frieza Force start makin purses??? guess it make sense it would be fur, Frieza a fancy bitch an' a real mean girl, but..."

"...wait..."

[SIGH] "goddammit"

yeah...😂😂😂

[spiltsoup]

Me, seeing an attractive male character: He’s so fucking cool!! We should be friends

Me, seeing an attractive female character: AAGUGJ SHE’S SO PRETTY!!!! I WANT TO KISS HER LIPS I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH HER JESUS CHRIST MARRY ME MARRY ME MARRY M

[lorileopard]

I keep going to set this open jar down forgetting the lid is it's base and that the jar itself is domed meaning it cannot stand on it's own so things aren't going well