#MY BABE ROMEEEEEEEEEEEE

[hotchs-big-hands]

I have long since overstayed my leave and it’s time for ME to plague you with dirty Aaron thoughts, so this one is that Aaron is so bad at eating that you have to tempt him with sex if he sits down and has a real meal with you instead of running past with a granola bar and a cup of coffee twice a day. rules are, if he finishes his plate, he can *finish* anywhere he likes 😌😏

ROMEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💖🥨💖🥨🥨💖🥨💖💖🥨🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖💖🥨🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖

OKAY CHILL CHILL CHILL PHEW

OHMYGOD YES YES YES YES YES THIS CONCEPT IS JUST 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 YAWL HIS DIET AND EATING HABITS WILL IMPROVE V E R Y QUICKLY

The team is sooooo used to never seeing that man eat a fucking thing except the bare minimum, granola bar like you mentioned, so when he sits down with a full fucking lunch ???? Who is this man and what happened to Hotch???? Yur sat there nearby eating your own lunch and listen in when Derek makes a point to mention it.

"Yo... since when did you eat lunch?" 🤨

And Aaron just sort of glances at you and you glance back and HOOOOOOO BOY 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

"I was... encouraged to try and eat better, let's just say."

he can barely fucking wait to get you ALONE