#MXTX WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU FUCK UP EVERY SINGLE SIDE PAIR

[epherema]

I JUST LISTENED TO THE TGCF AD WHERE SHI WUDU GETS A TRACHEOSTOMY HELP ME OH NO I MADE QING XUAN REFERNCE. BUT I SWEAR SHI WUDU SYAING THE BLADE IS TOO DULL AND YOU NEED TO PUT SOME FORCE INTO IT AND THEN HIM LITERALLY CHOKING HIS LITTLE BROTHER AND SAYING U CANT LIVE WITHOUT IM FUKCING DESTOYED AND AND HE XUAN BELIEVES HE GAVE QINGXUAN A CHANCE- AM I DELULU FOR BELIEVING THAT HE WANTED TO TELL HIM AND GIVE HIM AN ACTUAL ACTUAL CHANCE?? QINGXUANS VOICE ACOTRS HOWLING AND SCREMAING I SWEAR I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE IM JUMPING OFF OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH

[grandmasterofwangxiancultivation]

SV ch.56

LET THE MADNESS BEGIN. i hear that this chapter is painful?? ahahhahah *tries to think about the last non-painful chapter written by mxtx she read*

*fails*

EDIT: 

Luo Binghe withstood it completely without making a single sound.

okay, so he didn’t run for his life. good, good start. AND WHY IS THE SYSTEM AWARDING HIM WITH COOL POINTS AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I LOVE THE SYSTEM. WE ARE THE SYSTEM. Situation:

lbh: *M*

sqq: ...

system:  ★，°:.☆\(￣▽￣)/$:.°★

EDIT 2: right, i keep forgetting this chapter is angst, but mxtx is always ready to remind me

With a push of his right hand, Shen Qingqiu accidentally released a burst of spiritual energy that he was suppressing in his palm, and the ceiling shook as he smashed a uniformly shaped dent into it. The dust pattered down, and Luo Binghe covered him with his body, both of his hands grabbing onto Shen Qingqiu’s outer robe. He easily ripped it and laughed loudly. “Go ahead and hit me, in any case, I won’t die! This disciple will gladly endure Shizun’s teachings!” 

(is this the pusher scenario luxury editon? STOP MAKING SOMETHING ANGST FUNNY OKAY, I’M FEELING CONFLICTED HERE.

like, sqq wants to make the place blow up and things go out of control and lbh shielded shizun with his body (from dust, CUTE)?? and then he just decides that shizun’s robe has to go away and rips it?)

But Luo Binghe didn’t give him any more time to consider tender affection; instead, he suddenly ripped apart Shen Qingqiu’s inner robe with one hand before he groped his waist, skin against skin.

Shen Qingqiu melted for a moment on the spot, before he immediately knocked Luo Binghe on the head with the hilt of his sword. He scolded, “You animal!”

Luo Binghe said with resignation, “In any case, I’m not even as good as an animal in Shizun’s eyes, so I might as well act like one.”

sqq’s heart replies to the situation, lbh is an incredible IDIOT, sqq mElTs FoR a MoMeNt because lbh is gRopInG hIs WaIsT- LBH, BABE, YOU ARE SO FREAKING BAD AT THIS and at the sae time this is both disturbing and cute, what am i gonna do with you both-

EDIT 3:

In the blink of an eye, Shen Qingqiu’s head was already hurting so much that it felt like it was about to explode.

(wHAAT THE ACTUAL FUCK)

There was something screaming, and as it shrieked, it felt like hands were reaching out at him from all directions, tearing at his soul. 

(guys guys g u y s WHAT THE FUCK HIS GOING ON I’M GETTING SO FREAKING SCARED WHAT’S HAPPENING WHY IS SHIZUN’S HEAD HURTING SO MUCH IS THIS THAT ZHUZHUIZHUZHU’S FAULT, WHAT THE HELL HIS NAME EVEN WAS)

Luo Binghe said in a panic, “Shizun, I… I was only trying to scare you just then. Don’t take it seriously! What’s wrong?”

(BABY!!!!!! E IS WORRIED, BINGHE IS WORRIED AND SCARED ‘CAUSE SOMETHING IS HURTING HIS SHIZUN JUST LOOOOOOOOOOOOK

and that’s not how you scare someone, bad lbh)

Shen Qingqiu’s body thrashed and flipped around in his arms. Luo Binghe half-held him as he quickly used his spiritual energy to sweep through the inside of Shen Qingqiu’s body. There were clearly no abnormalities, but the sound of Shen Qingqiu’s screaming was indescribably mournful and terrifying, as if burning red brand had been shoved deep inside his brain. Luo Binghe used every method he knew, but still, nothing worked.

(omg i’m so scared what’s going on i’m honestly panicking so hard did i want to study after this AS IF omg omg omg omg WHAT’S WRONG WITH SHIZUN THIS SCENE IS KILLING ME)

As Shen Qingqiu’s pulse grew weaker and weaker, Luo Binghe started to shake slightly before his trembling grew stronger and stronger. Finally, he couldn’t prop himself up any longer, and he half-kneeled and half-fell onto his knees.

(I SWEAR I CAN FEEL LBH’S PAIN. GUYS I DON’T THINK I CAN DO THIS OKAY MXTX KEEPS DRAGGING THIS WITHOUT GIVING ANSWERS i know i should probably maybe just shut up and read butBUUUUUUUUT)

EDIT 4: WHERE THE HELL DID HE END UP, DID HE FAINT? DID LBH PUT HIM SOMEWHERE?

EDIT 5: is he in a coffin

EDIT 6:

Large amounts of fresh oxygen poured in, and Shen Qingqiu sat up abruptly, forcefully sucking in a few breaths. Only then did he discover that it wasn’t actually that fresh and felt more like the air hadn’t circulated underground for many years. Furthermore, it was extremely thin. When he lowered his head to take another look, he saw that he was actually lying inside of a coffin.

WHAT THE FUCK?! I AM SO CONFUSED-

uh

did he... perhaps... go back to his previous body....... somehow......

After looking around in a circle, he saw that the walls were covered with paintings of demons dancing wildly, encircling him heavily in all directions.

The demon race’s Holy Mausoleum. Shen Qingqiu arrived at this conclusion.

THE FUCK WHAT THE HOLY MAUSOLEUM? did i guess right

i did, didn’t i? it’s his old body? and i was maybe right that it is zhuzhuzhuhz’s doing?

EDIT 7: OKAY, i’m gonna stop for a second just to point out that (yes i was indeed right about the first thing, wowow it was kinda obvious yeah good job let’s go one, stupid me) shizun. just. died. again. in. lbh’s. arms.

there.

just, yeah, i just wanted this fact out in the open, in case you haven’t noticed. or just to suffer a bit more, eh. okay, i’ll go back to the chapter.

He didn’t know what kind of expression Luo Binghe had right now while facing that withered, wilted body of his…

FUCK YOU OKAY? F U C K  Y O U 

EDIT 8: i swear, the nonchlance with which shizun keeps changing body... he is in a dangerous situation? he just jumps in one of his many spare bodies. what a comfy self saving system, truly

EDIT 9:

【Please note：You have now entered the high level instance “Holy Mausoleum.” The “Plot Hole Filling” mission has already been assigned. Please attack it eagerly and take initiative of your own accord.】

NICE. so i guess from now on things are gonna be even more different than the original novel, and maybe shizun will realise that he is no bystander anymore? THIS IS SO TRILLING!!! 

EDIT 10:

This was the lowest-level demonic creature, and one of the guards most likely met in the Mausoleum: the Blind Corpse.

The Blind Corpse’s name had the word “blind” in it, but it wasn’t actually lacking any eyes. In fact, it had several more pairs than other monsters, grotesquely squeezed onto its face.

(EW. EWWWW. okay so the are strange things in the demon realm, I WOULDN’T HAVE SAID THAT. shizun will surely manage to avoid them and get out of there and meet the person who brought him there -cause he is that lucky, right?

AFTER ALL THE PAIN ANF FATIGUE WE ENDURED BETWEEN A BINGQIU MEETING AND ANOTHER, WHY ARE THOSE SO BRIEF AND FULL OF ANGST?!!?!)

As Shen Qingqiu thought, a Blind Corpse stumbled closer, and he slipped to the side. Unexpectedly, a faint flame ignited in the darkness.

(SHIT)

The Last Breath Candles used a living person’s breaths as fuel, and as long as something or someone alive went near it, it would light up by itself.

this is so insanely smart i don’t know if i should congratulate with mxtx or laugh histerically

EDIT 11:

The material this coffin was made of was actually much more solid than the one that he was just lying in. Shen Qingqiu thought, Could there be someone inside? He knocked against the lid of the coffin. “May I borrow this to hide in temporarily?”

He was originally just blurting something out, but unexpectedly, after he knocked twice, a voice actually responded from inside.

The voice was clearly coming from inside the coffin, but it was as crisp as if it was right next to his ears, not muffled in the slightest. It seemed to carry the hint of a laugh. “Please help yourself.”

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FREAKING CREEPY WHAT THE HELL I LOVE THIS MAUSOLEUM, IT’S LIKE A HAUNTED HOUSE!

EDIT 12:

But amidst the melee, the sound of dark hissing suddenly came from outside of the mausoleum hall.

i bet it’s zhuzhzuhzuz I BET-