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erkapillar · 1 year ago
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Need for speed is really funny
The police hate you, you are THE MOST WANTED ( title screen music starts playing ) a guy with 10 million dollar bounty.
We the player are domestic terrorists. Hundreds of police cruisers destroyed, months of Cross sitting in hospital, after having big donuts thrown on his car. Thousands of hit and runs, multiple prison escapes caused. We are menace to the society, trying to rank up in the most dumbass criminal organization in existence. And when we get on top of it, after commiting COMICALLY LARGE number of impossible crimes, using an automobile with goofy paintjob, you get arrested, and if you decide not to alt + f4 you are gonna face consequences.
"Well well well, SIT DOWN *Slams your door* You've been evading your excessive speeding fines, you will spend 12 hours in the slammer and you will have to pay the fines, and you do it two more times we are going to impound your tourenwagen"
So there is only one real consequence of getting caught by the cops. You are not going to have clean record anymore, but unlike in real life when it would ruin your life, it's just slightly irritating number on your rap sheet. I feel like Joker being scared of IRS
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piracyismymiddlename · 2 years ago
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Cat with the Need for Spped(MW2005).
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