#MQF is the academic hospitalist attending he’s doing the Real Work here

[fauvester]

svsss hospital au (aka take your blorbo to work day). SQQ would’ve been an ID doc if the money for neurology wasn’t sooo good. and he does love all the accessories and fancy little accoutrements. LBH was his intern at a very toxic program when he was a neurology fellow and fell ass over teakettle in love with him for doing such things as Telling him he did a good neuro exam and Letting him go early that one time. LQG is the new star ortho attending who SQQ rags on for not knowing “body medicine” (LQG: I was in AOA with you, shidi!) SQH is either the palliative/pain attending or the long suffering charge nurse who couldn’t afford med school. the demons are surgeons (trying to think of a class of physicians who prompt such a strict and violent hierarchy). MBJ is the IR chair (both a proceduralist/workhorse of the hospital AND a lover of cold dark solitary radiology rooms) and SHL is the worlds first plastics doc who enjoys ED trauma surg consults because she loves seeing fucked up hands and faces