#MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAA

[aitadjcrazytimes]

do C and T know about the post/blog?

not yet unless c and west virginia are on speaking terms again

[kcthechemist]

I AM DRUNK AND LOVE THE APPALACHIANS

[vehiculartheyslaughter]

@your-sweet-anatomy

Soundtrack for the weekend

[pa-pa-plasma]

west virginaaa

mountain mamaaaaa

[wellthebardsdead]

Clockwork Heart pt25

Part 24 here

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*Agonised screaming of thousands of voices growing louder and drawing in silently like the pulsing of a heart*

Wyrm: *floating in a darkened void surrounded by the shifting cacophony of terror and pain* be… quiet…

???: Its dark!! It’s dark!!!

???: I can’t see! It burns!

???: You lied to us! They lied to all of us!!!

???: MAMAAAA! MAMAAAAA!!!

???: I can’t breathe!

???: it hurts! Get off of me!!

???: help us!! Help us!!!

Wyrm: *opens his eyes as a burning heat surrounds his body to see the broken construct of the brass tower staring back at him, it’s face half submerged in the magma of red mountain and floating above it, the heart of lorkhan, it’s red form writhing and twisting, revealing itself to be made of the bodies of thousands of dwemer, all of them bound to their creation and the heart they abused in making it, all of them screaming, clawing, kicking and twisting about in an eternal struggle to get free from what they’d done* be quiet… *grits his teeth watching as they ignore him*

“BE QUIET!!!”

The heart of lorkhan: *all halt in place, as if the heat had stopped beating, all of the souls bound to it, turning their gaze to him in silence, staring, acknowledging his presence, his voice breaching the veil between waking and dreaming in that moment* …

Wyrm: *staring back at them, weeks, months, years worth of vitriolic anger built up within him bubbling to the surface like blood from an open cut. Anger that he’d spent so long trying to learn who he is, anger of what the dwemer did to start all of this in the first place, anger at the heart of lorkhan itself for causing him and those he cares about so much pain, and anger at himself, at sotha sil, for their part in it as well* …I. Hate. You.

The heart of Lorkhan: … *suddenly begins to murmur and rumble as the souls making up its mass cry out and whisper and groan and whine like wounded animals, their one salvation despised them, the one they were relying on, the one sotha sil promised them. Their movements growing more and more agitated like maggots in a frenzy devouring flesh, each other, it didn’t matter, they had to move they had to break free, their voices joining in unison as the heart pulsates with a shockwave that could level cities and ripple oceans* Make. Him. WHOLE!

???: Seht?

Wyrm: *jumps and opens his eyes to see himself not in the volcano anymore, but instead a rather comfortable looking room, and before him a familiar figure floating in a lotus pose before him, vivec* what?

Vivec: *sighs and looks back down at the script he was writing* I said I understand your concerns. But there is nothing I can do about it, not now at least.

Wyrm: *realising he’s witnessing another memory as sotha sils voice speaks through him* If you don’t do something now there won’t be another chance to act, why won’t you listen to me?!

Vivec: the heart is out of our reach, Seht. I’m already too weakened… I’m not asking you to believe me. Nor will I blame you if you don’t. But I understand your plan. And in the future from now I will help you fix what we’ve done… but right now, I cannot help you or our people, beyond trying to maintain order as I can.

Wyrm: There won’t be a future- i- Ugh. Forget it. You and Ayem are as delusional as eachother. If neither of you will help me then I’ll do it myself. *turns and leaves as the memory fades and burns up like a sheet of paper flaking away to ash, but not before vivec gets his final word*

Vivec: I’ll help you when the dragons return. *smiles knowingly*

Wyrm: What? *looks back at him and blinks awake to find himself in his bedroom, tucked safely in his bed surrounded by nearly the entirety of the collage faculty, with his father, Enthir, Neht and Voryn all huddled by his side* h-huh?…

Voryn: *visibly sweating and trembling from trying to pull him out of another nightmare* he’s- he’s awake-

Nerevar: *holds him close* my dreamer, lay down… *shifts him up onto the bed beside Wyrm before taking the young dunmers hand* can you hear us wyrm?

Enthir: *wiping Wyrms face with a damp cloth* come back to us prince-

Urag: *eyes red with tears as he grips Wyrms Pearl eye in his hand* What were you thinking pup?… why would you do something so reckless?

Nerevar: and what made you use your thuum? Did something happen?

Enthir: and why was your head bleeding when we found you at the edge of town?!

Voryn: Enough.

Everyone: *goes quiet before finally noticing Wyrms expression, the dunmer looking down at his hand, still being held by nerevar. Tears pouring down his face as he avoids their gaze, looking so ashamed of himself for making them worry, for being careless, but ultimately embarrassed that he was to weak he couldn’t even make it to the stables* …

Voryn: *sighs with a shuddery breath as pain continues to grip his heart* He’s still hurting… please, give him some space… we can ask questions later once he’s had a chance to recover…

Urag: *nods sadly before looking back at the others, a room filled with people Wyrm considers family* you heard him…

Tolfdir: *nods at him before looking at the other professors and clearing his throat* Well, now that that’s sorted, tea anybody?

Everyone: *nods, murmuring amongst themselves before walking out leaving only them, and Savos Aren present*

Savos: … *walks to the beside slowly before stopping* …Ancano assaulted you. Didn’t he?

Wyrm: *looks up at him, eye glassy and staring almost into his soul* … *nods* he… grabbed… me…

Savos: *staring at the patch on the side of the smaller dunmers head where they’d found him bleeding* Well. I now have sufficient evidence at last to enact justice then… I’ll see to it he’s dealt with accordingly.

Enthir: *gritting his teeth as he turns and glares at him* You should have dealt with him when this all first started! All of this is your fault! Wyrm is in this position because of you!!!

Savos: *sighs* if you say so. *turns to leave not wanting to put up with Enthirs justified anger towards him*

Wyrm: …why did you send my friends to the Labyrinthian?… to die like you let your friends?…

Savos: *blood freezing in his veins, finally realising why Wyrm never liked him, realising he knew he was the one to blame for the other students disappearances that year* … *looks back at him slowly and swallows a lump in his throat* to gather an artefact that could cause you great harm before ancano can get his hands on it… I did not send them there, they went on their own accord, and threatened me into giving them the key… Lord Nerevar will tell you the same.

Wyrm: … *slowly turns his gaze to nerevar and pulls his hand away from his grasp* …You lied…

Nerevar: I- no Wyrm I didn’t I just-

Voryn: He didn’t want you to get hurt anymore than you already we-

Wyrm: *glares up at him* you lied…

Enthir: Pearl it’s ok-

Wyrm: *gritting his teeth as he stares him down too* liar…

Urag: … *gently takes his hand in his own* …pup?…

Wyrm: *looks down at his hand but doesn’t acknowledge his touch* …I want to be alone now papa… please… leave me alone…

Urag: *heart breaking seeing his son so destroyed, so far gone from his joyful beam of sunshine* …alright pup… I’ll be in the arcanum if you need me. *shakily gets up with Enthirs help* you two as well. *looks at voryn & nerevar* let’s leave him be.

Nerevar: but what if he-

Voryn: Neht… he needs space… *reaches up hugging his arms around his neck to be lifted up* we hurt him…

Nerevar: *furrows his brow seeing the pain on Wyrms face, and the anger in his eye* …I’m sorry… *lifts voryn into his embrace and carries him out the door following Enthir and Urag*

Savos: *watches them go by before looking at Wyrm one final time, then following them out as well* …

Wyrm: … *lays his head back into the pillows, hugging himself tight* …teacup…

*meanwhile*

Taliesin: *gasps as his eyes snap open to the darkened interior of the labyrinthian, the stagnant air filling his lungs as he shoots upright and his hand clutching his chest as he comes back to the waking world, realising he’s alive* Wyrm- *coughs and holds his head remembering what happened, estormo bringing the butt of the staff of Magnus down on his head… the staff that he should have taken… the staff now mysteriously laying beside him and his two unconscious friends* what on nirn… Kaidan- Inigo!! *shifts onto his knees and starts shaking both of them* wake up! Wake up please wake up!!

Inigo: *jolts awake gasping for air and slapping Kaidan in the face with his arm* I’m alive- *coughs from the dusty air* My friends are you hurt-

Kaidan: *groans from being rudely awoken and sleeping on the stone floor* arghhh Whot the fock?… SHIT- *suddenly sits up right grabbing taliesins face and looking him over in a panic as he sees the dried blood caked on his skin* Don’t move let me- huh?

Taliesin: *face smooshed in his hands, blinks at him in confusion* please tell me I’m still pretty after estormos attack on my visage-

Kaidan: I?… you’re covered in blood but there’s no injuries anywhere on you.

Taliesin: what? *feels his face before looking at Kaidans as well, then feeling around the blood matted fur on inigo’s head and getting the same result* I- the staff is still here and we’re healed what… what happened?

Kaidan: Doesn’t matter, we’ll figure it out as we travel. *gets up helping the other two to their feet before grabbing the staff and wrapping it in his cape* if we get focking jumped again because of this damned thing I’m going to go berserk.

Taliesin: good use that energy on them next time instead.

Kaidan: They hit me with some strange magic damn it! I know we don’t get along but id never willingly attack you.

Taliesin: I know, and I’m sorry for putting you in a chokehold to get you off inigo.

Kaidan: aye, don’t mention it, I’m sorry I went below the belt inigo.

Inigo: *remembering why he can taste vomit now and feeling the pain between his legs* d-dont mention it- can one of you carry me to the horses please- *coughs*

Taliesin: *crouches down lifting the khajiit up onto his back without hesitation* let’s get back to the collage before ancano can do whatever it is he’s plannin-

*chime*

Taliesin: *looks back bewildered hearing a bell ring softly somewhere in the barrow, it’s ringing reminding him of velothi ceremonial bells he’d seen and heard on display in the grand library in Alinor* did you… hear that?

Kaidan: Might be that focking priest waking up again. Let’s move before we find out. *grabs his arm leading him from the maze like tomb*

*a few days later*

Wyrm: *still confined to his room and to his bed, quietly staring down at his book, eyes fixated on the pages with growing frustration that still nothing more has revealed itself* I know who I am, who I’m supposed to be… why won’t you let me read what I’m clearly supposed to know?

“Do you though?”

Wyrm: *shakes his head hearing his soul half whisper back to him, with a voice that he’d now come to know as sotha sils and yet, it wasn’t him, not fully him* what though?…

“Know who you are?”

Wyrm: *gritting his teeth* I know I’m annoyed with people being in my head who don’t belong there. *shakes his head harder before closing his book and hitting his forehead with it in frustration* UGHHH!

???: Wyrm stop that! You’ll hurt yourself-

Wyrm: *jumps as voryn suddenly takes the book from his hands* g-go away. *sniffles reaching for the book only for voryn to sit behind him on the bed and gently inspect his face to see if he hurt himself*

Voryn: *gently brushing his bangs back to see a red mark on his forehead from the impact of the hard cover* Oh Pearl…

Wyrm: *pulls away and turns his back on him again* g-go away, I hate this, I hate you, I hate nerevar! I hate sotha sil and I hate everything about this stupid book!! *grabs it and throws it hard against the wall making a page suddenly fly out of it and dance slowly onto the ground*

Voryn: *feeling hurt at his words but even more so as his heart hangs heavy with the stress and anger the young dunmer is bottling up inside* …I don’t blame you for your anger, Wyrm. *gently grasps his hair and pulls a comb from his pocket, brushing it slowly and carefully* And you’re allowed to be angry… we hurt you, we were only trying to protect you but in doing so we made you feel weak, and betrayed. I’m… glad to see you showing your frustrations, it means we can help you better this t-

Wyrm: I DONT WANT HELP! *chokes out a sob* I’m supposed to be the dragonborn! I’m supposed to be strong but I’m not! I don’t want help! I want to be able to help! But I can’t! I’m worthless! I’m weak! And every time I think I’m getting somewhere that stupid heart! That f-fucking book! And all those voices screaming! Screaming louder and louder and sotha sil! All of it keeps coming back and weakening me again!!! And again! And when I finally show strength, when I fight for myself… all I do is hurt everyone around m-me… I hurt papa, I hurt the soldiers in Helgen, I hurt the Psijic monks… and I keep hurting you… *sniffles hugging his knees to his chest* I can’t ever do anything right, nothing ever goes my way, and everyone always leaves me eventually… how can I protect everyone from alduin when I can’t even protect myself?…

Voryn: *sets the comb down and pulls him into his arms. Lifting his chin up to look at him* Do you really believe that Wyrm?… If you can’t protect yourself then explain how you fought off Ancano in the courtyard? Or Taliesins story of the dragon and the watch tower? Or how you set the troll on fire on high hrothgar? Do you doubt the greybeards belief in you?

Wyrm: *looks up at him before shaking his head sadly, already feeling remorseful for his words spoken in frustration and anger* …Wh-what do I do voryn?… I’m so afraid… I don’t know what to do…

Voryn: *dries his face with his sleeve and tucks a strand of hair behind the smaller elfs ear before offering him his hand* Let us help you, Wyrm, we can teach you… neht made a promise to you when you were a child after all.

Wyrm: *looks up at his hand and then back up at him as he slides his fingers into his, interlocking them before leaning in for a hug as he weeps openly into the older elfs robes* I’m- I’m s-sorry, I don’t h-hate you or- n-nerevar! I’m sorry!

Voryn: *smiles and strokes his hair as he holds him in arms* shhh, I know you didn’t mean it. I’m not upset. I- huh?

Mr wrench: *suddenly picks up the page and holds it out as if observing the strange text and patterns* … *suddenly begins rattling violently before a beam of light shines out from its ocular device, projecting a memory on the wall through the eyes of not sotha sil, but someone else*

Voryn: what on ni- *moves to cover Wyrms eyes as the image of sotha sils newly fully automated body appears in the vision, hanging suspended from the cables feeding his very life force into the city* dont lo- Wyrm!

Wyrm: *slides out of his grasp and shakily walks to the wall, staring up at the projection in amazement as he sees this form of sotha sil from another’s perspective, still alive, still breathing like the bellows to the furnace powering a great ship* its him, he’s… not dead yet I- *jumps a little hearing a voice play from the memory, one he recognised as vivecs*

Vivec: I knew what to expect coming to find you here, however seeing you now for myself is no less frightening all the same… *walks closer until he stands only a few feet away, sotha sil slowly raising up his head to look at him, his one living eye staring at him, through him, beyond him, into his very soul and mind and the lies that make up his being*

Sotha Sil: you… brought what I requested?…

Vivec: *nods and holds out sotha sils mask* …Ayem will come for you when I leave… I can stay and-

Sotha sil: no… it cannot be avoided… if she fails to kill me. Nerevar will do so instead…

Vivec: you’re certain it’s him then…

Sotha Sil: *nods slowly, the mechanical joints to his form clicking and twisting* it is as I told you… will you keep to me your promise then?…

Vivec: I will when the time comes.

Sotha Sil: that time is now, Vehk…

Vivec: Not yet. But it’ll come.

Sotha Sil: *sighs* never mind… I should have expected disappointment from you…

Vivec: warranted I suppose. *gently leans in giving him a soft, final kiss before placing his mask on him with care* For now, at least. *steps back and smiles* I’ll see you later, my friend… *turns and walks away, leaving seht alone in the core of his city as the vision suddenly blurs and fades, before changing to another memory, to Wyrms book resting on his desk, as a gloved hand slides the page in amongst the others*

Wyrm: *tilts his head in confusion before feeling his blood turn to ice as the vision moves showing him, himself, fast asleep in his bed as voryn sleeps soundly beside him* wh-what?

Voryn: *eyes wide and getting out of bed to grab Wyrm* NEREVAR!!!

Mr wrench: *suddenly rattles and bopples about violently as bolts and gears pop loose from their sockets and the projection fades before collapsing with a shattered soul gem*

Wyrm: m-mr wrench? *picks him up as voryn suddenly ushers him towards the door* what’s going on?

Nerevar: *hurries in with his hand on his blade hearing the fear in voryns voice* what’s going on?!

Voryn: Vivec! He’s here! He was in this room while we were sleeping! He’s after Wyrm!

*meanwhile*

Ancano: *standing within the midden, smirking as Estormo approaches with what he thinks is the staff of Magnus in his hands* I’m glad to see you’ve returned. I do hope you had no troubles? Three of them, perhaps?

Estormo: No trouble at all, they were easy to kill. *hands him the staff, only to pause in confusion as the illusion fades revealing a grotesque, oddly leathery spear* what on Nirn?…

Ancano: … *holds up the spear, his eyes staring at it as his face contorts with mounting anger* … *glares at estormo* …

Estormo: … *backs up, then turns to run only to be impaled from behind, the spear ripping through his uniform and out through his chest with a sickening cracking of ribs and ripping of flesh* Ugh- *coughs up blood as he attempts to let out a final scream, before going limp and collapsing as ancano lets go of the weapon letting him drop*

Ancano: *lightning crackling up his arms and flashing through his eyes and gritted teeth* Enough of this. To oblivion with the concordat! I’ll level this pathetic relic into the sea and take him as my prize! *stomps his foot down on estormos head as he marches over his body to the ladder, cracking his skull with his boot, letting it echo through the halls of the underdark, mixing with the chime of a bell*

[moon-ursidae]

SESSION #10!!

there will be spoilers for tlou part i and ii, as well as the HBO series!!!!!

okay it’s been super fucking long since i played this. the semester got super fucking hectic, but it’s over now! ANYWAY, i’ll be putting my scrambled thoughts down below!

total play time: a lil over 3 hours!

The Coast!!

it’s all dark and stormy i’m so fuckin scared

i hate this

I HAVE TO SWIM IN THE OCEAN????

my thalassophobia is havin a field day rn

these people were killed in their sleep?? damn

i feel like this is the perfect area for stalkers i am so on edge

the sound design is fucking amazing holy shit the sounds of the ship settling and the waves crashing against it outside?? awesome

CROSSBOW WOOOO

i knew there would be infected in here goddamnit

this is so fucking scary holy shit

COIN WOOOO

WEST VIRGINIA!! MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAA TAKE ME HOOOOME COUNTRY ROADS

anyway

on the lookout for this fuckin safe

THERE’S A SHAMBLER

OH FUCK

THIS WENT SO WRONG

OH NO

it’s cleared but i used hella ammo lmao

UTAH COIN

i feel like i’m gonna get sniped on this fuckin road bro

AQUARIUM

… surely they’re not just gonna let me in…

of course i have to find a way around

this is a video game!

this is so weird after being in here as ellie

oh my god it never registered to me that she kills owen and mel in the room w the whales..

OH MY GOD THE MURAL OF SALT LAKE CITY

this fuckin slays

oh god.

the boat.

oh shit owen killed danny???

ohhhhhh that’s why they go to santa barbara

damn abby really does end up like joel then huh?

takin on a kid and goin to the fireflies

that’s fuckin craaaaazy

“should i go find the people that killed my family?” 🫢

ANYWAY

BACK AT THE FUCKING HOSPOTAL AGAIN GODDAMNIT

IT ALL GOES BACK TO THIS FUCKING HOSPITAL

I’VE BEEN DOWN THIS HALLWAY SO MANY FUCKING TIMES

oh fuck

oh this is so much worse than i thought it was

LEV AND YARA NOOOOO

that’s so sad :(

damn owen’s got some serious burn scars on his back

the way longing is playing when she’s thinkin about lev and yara

I’M SO CLOSE TO RAT KING I’M SO FUCKIN SCARED

the way that she’s questioning herself on why she’s caring about these 2 kids the way joel did the same w ellie

DAMN.

FINALLY PEOPLE TO FIGHT

THESE UPGRADES ARE SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE???

i added stability to the hunting pistol since i just got the upgrade to craft ammo for it so i think i’ll he using it more

oooooo YARA’S ARM LOOKS SO BAD :(

“i’m giving her a chance” WHY AM I TEARING UP

OH SHIT ALICE

OH SHIT MEL

yara :(((

omg are they gonna amputate??

oh fuck

“just make it stop hurting, please.” 😭

FUUUUUCK BRO RAT KING I’M SCARED

LEV AND YARA😭😭

omg now abby’s with lev like how joel was with ellie 🫢

“i don’t care about last night.” “well i do.” AWKWARRRRRRD

LEV SAYING HE DOESN’T LIKE DOGS PROBABLY BC OF THE FUCKING WLF DOGS I AM CRYINNNGGGG

THE IMMEDIATE BANTER

THE PICTURE OF THE DOGS PLAYING POKER

“did you know our dogs play cards like that.” “i’m 13 not 8.” “you’re the size of an 8 year old.” “..do other people think you’re funny?” “…no.” LIKE PPLEEEAAASSSSEEE

i care about them as a duo so much already goddamnit

the way abby answers lev’s questions GOOOOD THIS IS REMINDING ME SO MUCH OF JOEL AND ELLIE AND I KNOW THAT WAS THE GOAL AND I’M MAD THAT IT’S WORKING LMAO

NEVADA COIN WOOO

“you know when you’re jumping sometimes a running start can help-“ “i know how to jump” PLEEEAAASSSE THEIR BANTER ALREADY IS SO GOOD

DAMN LEV’S GOT HOPS HOLY SHIT

THE WAY HE CAN OPEN DOORS THAT ABBY CAN’T GET TO LIKE JOEL AND ELLIE-

i’m gonna be saying that a lot

i fucking love lev so much already oh my god

THIS IS SO PRETTY I LOVE OVERGROWN SHIT AHHH

oh shit there’s more seraphite art!

OH MY GOD THE CRITICAL ROLE REFERENCE?????

THE FUCKING TABLE IN THIS APARTMENT WITH THE COMBAT MAP SET UP WITH THE DICE SETS ALL AROUND THE TABLE RRAAAHHHHHHHH

THERE’S A DM SCREEN AT THE END OF THE TABLE W A FUCKING DICE TRAY AND DICE AAAHHHHHHHH

OH MY GOD THERE’S MINI PAINTING SUPPLIES

safe cracked 🫡

that’s so sad about what happened w sam, james, julia, and heidi :(

OH MY GOD THE FUCKING TARGETS SET UP AND THE CRIT WHERE THE HEAD IS OH MY GOOOOOD

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SHAMBLERS ALL OF A SUDDEN??

i just used all of my fucking rifle ammo goddamnit

“i need you to be really careful, okay?” 😭😭

WORKBENCH WOOOOO

gonna upgrade the clip capacity in the 9mm bc i deeply regretted not doing that last time

“cats… dancing cats. people from the old time were weird” ALRIGHT LEV LISTEN

DAMN LEV’S GOT MAD PARKOUR SKILLS

lev fucking knows bro he’s so good at reading people

“i had a cousin who was afraid of heights” HAHAHA I LOVE HIM

“how much higher are we going?” “you’ll be okay” “it’s a lot higher isn’t it?” “yes.” I LOVE THHHHEEEEEMMMMMM

OH FUCK LEV GOT SHOT!

it was just a graze i got so scared

“did you hear what they called me?” “yea.” “do you want to ask me about it?” “do you want me to ask you about it?” “no.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i love lev.

WOAAAAHHHHHHHH this seraphite window art and altar is fucking epic

oh fuck i’m savin for that burst fire i’m only 30 away

OH FUCK SERAPHITES

aw the lil enthusiasm when lev said it was his first time cussing🥺

OH MY GOD LEEEEEEEV

“can i give you some advice?” 😭😭😭

WE’RE GOING SO FUCKING HIGH UP HOLY SHIT

WAIT ARE THESE THE FUCKING CRANES THAT YOU SAW AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS SECTION LEAVING THE AQUARIUM TO FIND LEV AND YARA????? OHHHHHHH MY GOD.

WHEN HER FOOT SLIPPED MY HEART STOPPED OH MY GOD

THIS IS SCARY

BUT SO COOL

LEV SAYING “cold.” INSTEAD OF COOL I LOVE HIIIIIIIIIM

“what’s going on between you and your friend owen?” “oh my god, lev! now?” I LOVE THEM.

“lev come here i’m gonna hug you” “you’re not gonna want to hug me in a second” i love them. so many.

“it’s gonna be okay. eyes on me.” have i said that i love lev?

ABBY FUCKING SLIPPED OH GOD

THEY JUST FELL SO FUCKING FAR. ARE YOU JOKING

i fucking knew there’d be something at the bottom of the pool

awe a lil light for lev 🥺

oh fuck

i don’t wanna leave him

okay this seems like it’s gonna be an intense infected section

and i do not have the mental wherewithal to deal with that rn

so i’m savin it for tomorrow!

fun lil section!

INTENSE section

i’m absolutely fucking horrified for rat king tomorrow

but yknow

FUN!

[dirtykpopsnaps]

Country roads, take me homeeeee

To the place I belongggg

West Virginia, mountain mamaaaaa

Take me home, country roads

Yep, that would be John Denver😂😂 My personal favorite is either Annie’s Song or This Old Guitar, but that’s me

[ask-the-usa-manor]

grgdgdjtjfvfvbehgejysjj ya

-anonymouses killingham the 3

“And a very grand ‘grgdgdjtjfvfvbehgejysjj ya’ to you, my good Anonymouses Killingham the 3rd,” Maryland greeted civilly, shaking the visitors hand.

“Wh— Again?” Virginia sighed, exasperated as she turned to a small group of states, “Which one of you keeps letting the drunk hobos in!?”

“Ginny! Don’t be rude!” Kentucky huffed, wrapping his arm around WV, “His name is West Virginia.”

[teacup-captor]

Oh I know that one! Country roooooads, take me hooome! To the place, I belong! West Virginiiaaaaaa, mountain mamaaaaa!

*I don't notice it's in the wrong octave, and I just harmonize with the Folk's humming*

I would like to know what it's like to be a Folk

You get used to the power, and the fear that comes with it at some point. I'm not personally a fan of watching Humans suffer however Folk do tend to look down on Humans...

Why don't you come along to my beautiful fields and see what it's like hmmm...?

[dinosaurtsukki]

im re-watching the buzzfeed unsolved mothman episode and all i can think about is akaashi singing take me home, country roads 🤡 im wheezing -🍙

I LOVE THAT MOTHMAN EPISODE!! everything from ryan and shane trying to make mothman sounds, them thinking of new names for mothman, THE TOUR AROUND POINT PLEASANT WITH MOTHMAN PIZZA AND THE MOTHMAN STATUE’S ASS. i just love that entire episode. 

akaashi is actually such a chaotic person and his chaotic energy shows itself in funny ways, one of that is his dear love for ‘Take Me Home���. you’d expect him to sing it softly but this boy just yells it at the top of his lungs as if nobody’s watching.

[bog-sucker69]

I will simply,,,,,,,uh,,,,,,,*blasts Country Roads at full volume*

[breadheaddoodles]

Mountain mamaaaaa

country roaaaaads

[targentis]

Please help, I cannot stop thinking about that one time my geography teacher literally just showed a picture of a road leading into nowhere and the entire class starting to sing Country Roads

TAKE ME HOOOOME

TO THE PLACE

I BELOOOOONG

West Virginia

[bloodenjoyer]

I HEAR HER VOICE IN THE MORNING HOURS SHE CALLS ME ! TH RADIO REMINDS ME OF MY HOME FAR AWAYYYYY! DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD I GET A FEELING THAT I SHOULDVE BEEN HOME YESTERDAY...YESTERDAYYYY

[smol-tactician]

I'm actually drawing more digimon AU stuff just for y'all don't worry, and yet again on the other hand

Digimon stuffs part like... I FORGOT BUT HERE WE GO

Davis: Let's talk this out, I'll go first. Imma kick your ass if you keep testing my shit.

Matt: The feeling is mutual.

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TK: Hey Matt... dad said we probably shouldn't do this....

Matt: And is dad here right now? No. Now. *pulls out wallet* Give me every monster energy can you have in stock.

The cashier: E-every can?

Matt: Every can.

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Matt: Hey, we should kiss.

Tai: What?

Matt: Don't worry it's not gay... unless you want it to be~

Tai:

Tai: Hey Joe! Matt hit his head again!

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Yolei: Is it even safe to run in a binder?

Davis: Tai does it.

Tai: I also licked a highlighter once, doesn't mean you should do it too.

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Matt: *drunk as fuck* Wanna go out with me?

Tai: We're married.

Matt: Really?

Tai: Yeah.

Matt: Awesome!

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TK: Your eyes remind me of the sunset.

Davis: And your eyes remind me of a blue highlighter, get to the point lover boy.

TK:....

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Gabumon: In what is technically an alternative time line at this point, You and Matt were like married and had a kid that was Davis.

Tai: WHAT?!

Matt: *Matt.exe has fucking crashed and now the computer is burning*

Davis: I can live with this.

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Matt: So uh... what happened?

Davis: I can make lightning happen.

Matt: Nice. So what caused you to look like you stuck a fork in wall socket?

Davis: I sneezed....

Matt:.... Yeah maybe we should ask Tai to help with this.

Davis: Didn't Tai accidentally set a Forrest on fire?

Matt: Yeah but he didn't cause a thunder storm with a fucking sneeze. We're also getting you allergy medicine. Come on.

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Joe: No. You have to ask your parents.

Davis: *looks at Tai and Matt*

Tai: They can do it.

Matt: As long as they're not breaking laws I don't care.

Joe:.... *looks at Davis*

Davis: Give me the scissors please.

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TK: I think I have a crush on Davis.

Matt: Dude, you're like the last person to figure this out.

TK: Wait a damn minute-

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Sora: Have you thought of names yet?

Tai: uh....

Matt: Rocket.

Tai: Matt.

Matt: What?

Tai: No.

Matt: What do you mean no? It's a great name! Very unique.

Tai: We are not naming the baby Rocket.

Matt: Sora what do you think?

Sora: I think Tai didn't hit you hard enough when he smacked you off that cliff when we were kids.

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Davis: Country roads~

Kari: Take me home

TK: to the place I belong

TK: WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAA

Ken: MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAA

Kari: Everytime.

Davis: PFFFT-

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Tony: trust me it won't work.

TK: Oh yeah? How could you possibly know our future?

Tony: I'm your son from the future.

TK: Huh-

Davis: He does look like you.

Tony: I meant both of you.

TK: Oh he meant both of us... WAIT BOTH OF US?!

Davis: *Davis.exe has stopped working*