#MOSTLY THAT IMPRESSION WAS “Jedi must be Kriffing Stupid”

[thistechnologicalterror]

What did you think of Kamino?

MY FIRST THOUGHTS WERE:

"Holy banthashit an entire planet of WATER, FINALLY!"

FOLLOWED BY A SERIES OF ACTIONS, WHERE THE LOCAL KAMINO GUARD FISHED ME OUT OF THE TIPOCA CITY SEA.

YOU SEE, I WAS RATHER YOUNG AND FOOLISH AND FAR TOO USED TO WASTELANDS (BE IT DESERT OR METROPOLITAN).

AND HANGING FROM PLATEFORM-B OF STRUT-32 BY A WIRE, I HAD ATTEMPTED TO DUNK MY HEAD UNDER THE WAVES IN ORDER TO DRINK THE WATER, AS YOU SEE IN THE ANIMATED HOLO-TOONS AND FLIMSI-COMICS.

UNFORTUNATELY, I FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY THAT IT WAS ALL SALT WATER.

AND MY SECOND THOUGHTS, BEFORE MY DIGESTION AND THE LOCAL KAMINONIAN STORM CAUGHT UP TO MY ACTIONS, WERE:

"why cant i ever find a planet entirely made of freshwater."