#MORPORK BC HE IS A MORPORKIAN BOY GODDAMNIT!!! HE CARVED HIMSELF HIS OWN BADGE FROM SOAP!! HE!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!
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starting a support group for everyone who felt personally victimized by tiny nobby nobbs in night watch
#HIS DAD USED TO BREAK HIS AMRS?? KEEL GAVE HIM A SPOON THIRTY YEARS AGO AND HE STILL TALKS ABOUT IT!! HE RISKED HIS LIFE TO WARN VIMES OF#HIS MURDER!! HIS DAD WAS ONCE SOBER FOR TWO WHOLE DAYS AND CARVED HIM A SOLDIER TOY!!! HE CRIED WHEN THE MAJOR CALLED HIM A TRAITOR TO ANKH#MORPORK BC HE IS A MORPORKIAN BOY GODDAMNIT!!! HE CARVED HIMSELF HIS OWN BADGE FROM SOAP!! HE!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!#i need to be institutionalized#nobby nobbs#gnu terry pratchett#discworld#night watch#HE WANTS TO BE A SOLDIER IF HE SURVIVES!!!!! IF!!!! IF?!!!?????! IF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#HES LIKE FUCKING 8 YEARS OLD WHAT THE FUCK
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