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[3nergyspirit]

Mmm…invader zim content💥💥💥💥

R.I.P Tallest Miyuki you probably would’ve loved the northern lights (in my personal opinion)

[waltzing-rats]

WrightWorth is sooooo ‘More than words’ by Extreme coded y’all im not even being silly. Take the cat ears off, this is important, it’s classic rock and it’s literally about valuing actions more than words and i HRHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH

[dipperscavern]

was in the middle of sweating my balls off thinking about tonight’s ep when i saw this picture and my world stopped spinning

[gynii]

I think influencers are a fucking blight on society

I've been plein air painting in public a lot recently as a hobby and for class, and recently I went to a trendy little spot in LA for a class and the sheer amount of people who would TAKE PICTURES AND FILM ME AND MY CLASSMATES WAS DISGUSTING!!

I was talking with my roommate after the fact and it was just story after story of having some random stranger sneakily taking iPhone videos or just straight up walking up to you and taking a photos of us individually working?? Without a single word to us!!! No "hey is it alright if I take a photo of yall painting" NOTHING!! It was awful and the more I talked the more I realized I didn't notice like 75% of them doing it BECAUSE I WAS WORKING!!

none of us had the energy to like call people out on it because we were literally painting for a class. We shouldnt have to!! Some dude came up to my box while I was away, was there when I came back, and said 'nice painting' and took a photo of my work and left without a word and I'm like???? Not even asking if you could do that???

That's my fucking art, that's my face all those assholes earlier were filming and photographing. we were a gaggle of college student getting instruction and people were making a spectacle and recording it without anyone's consent!! It was so frustrating after the fact and I don't want to say it ruined my session but it's certainly left a bad taste in my mouth that I could probably go on the location tag for that place on ig or tiktok and find mine and my classmates' faces on there.

[stupidtransdude]

Stoned and horny scrolling through tumblr and remembered my bfs likes are public... And now he needs to wake up from his nap because I want to be fucked into a little whiney mess with him letting me know who I belong to 😵‍💫

Want him to tie my hands behind my back or my head and be at his mercy alone while I try to brat out but he just reminds me why I call him Sir.

Wanna ride him while he calls me his dirty little mutt and he tells me I better not be tired because he isn't done with me yet.

Want him to fuck me till he's shoving my face in a pillow because I'm too loud and I better shut the fuck up unless I want our housemates or neighbors to know what a slut I am.

TLDR; I'm a WHORE for my boyfriend <3

[royalreef]

New Year celebrations are far more easily understood by Miranda, and are why she's personally popping a champagne bottle of her own. Not that her people share this date for the turnover of their next year, but it's something she'll celebrate all the same. Especially with company.

[dracomeir]

Now that I have more followers here over twitter, I probably need a proper intro to pin, but at the same time, I can't bothered. lmao

[minkschasijasi]

Cow holy.

UNDERRATED MOVIE MOMENT

The way he has his arms to his chest SCREAMS uncertainty and discomfort. This plan is filled with missing data while the room is filled with slimy Kraang residue and their biggest brother is missing and he likes nothing about this. The posture of stern taking-everything-in before it softens to an almost questioning look is such a realistic transition.

I love that Leon notices him not moving and nods for him to join, so he takes a deep breath to collect his anxious self and moves in. He just trusts that Leon knows what he’s doing every single step of the movie, and even when visibly hesitant, he obeys.

Despite the rocky terrain all of these boys are dealing with in terms of their relationship (as the drama and Leon’s attitude clearly effects them as well), he still holds an unbridled faith in his bro.

If Leo says it needs to happen, then it must need to happen. Whether that be heading into the Kraang’s current lair or surrendering his mind and body to control the Technodrome.

Leo says jump, so he jumps.

And into the belly of the beast they go…

[intcritus]

❛  why don’t you come a little closer?  ❜ //Eijun @ Adrian

he wants to. gods knew adrian would've given anything to join eijun in the shower, to gaze upon that body sculpted by marble. but...but he had to go to therapy in about ten minutes. fingers twitch, a thick swallow as he continues to stare at his partner, a low whinny in his throat -- the very prospect of leaving without a glance ? he couldn't fathom it. his body took a step then another without his decision.

there's amusement in eijun's gaze and a wet hand reaches out, cupping his cheek once he's close enough. every part of him aches at the touch, his heart pounding fiercely in his chest, ❝ ━ this is unfair. i can't join you. can't touch you...❞ he's gonna pout, but right now he's running out time. so instead, adrian leans in, stealing a quick kiss and pulling away before eijun can grab him back, ❝ ━ be back later, promise. maybe you can help me wash ? ❞ a shy smile, before he checks the time and darts out. maybe he can convince eijun to give him more kisses when he comes back ? hopefully it'll calm his racing heart. gods, what he would've gave just being able to join him, to feel those hands all over him...

[sthrnstar]

bi weekly rewatch of the cinematics feeling feral for lt price

[artemisaed]

I can't stop thinking about this so imagine, if you will, the iterators but they're human and in a tiktok content house

[torawro]

oh gosh the way a tear ran down my face bc this was so sweet 🥹🥹🥹 something is happening inside me as im violently reminded of how much i loved him

Dilf Jake Sully brainrot is so bad rn... let's talk about the epidemic of this here crackpipe!

Thinking about how whenever you're strolling through the forest with Jake, your mind always wanders – whether you mean to or not. And suddenly Jake's had an entire conversation with you before he realizes you're not even listening. So, he'll gently pull the two of you to a stop, immediately breaking your spell as he cups your chin with his pointer and thumb, "what's goin' on in that little head of yours, huh?"

Thinking about how when Jake enters the family hammock, he'll rest his hands on the thatch roof, biceps thick and tail relaxed as he relaxes into a hip. his thick chest presses against the leather of his chest plates as he asks about your day.

Thinking about how gentle he is, stroking large hands down your back as he thrusts into you. He laces his hand with your smaller one, rubbing the calloused pad of his thumb over your knuckle as you sob, "Arch your back fr'me, sweetie." and when you do so, the angle in which he sinks into you makes your eyes roll back and your ears flatten in heat.

Thinking about how sweet is on you - when you come up to him, measuring your heights or the sizes of your hands and how warmth floods his chest at your amusement in comparing how much bigger everything on him is to your much smaller form.

Thinking about how whenever you make him anything, he wears it until it breaks. he's probably got on 6+ bracelets and anklets you've made just for him that he is always excited to explain each one's meaning to anyone who asks.

Thinking about how easily he can calm you down when you're anxious or stressed over something. Jake can ground you so easily, the heat of his body against your own and the rough palms of his hands soft on your cheeks as he settles you, "You're okay," he whispers, "just breathe, kid." he cups your head to his chest, "M'right here, just breathe."

Thinking about when its past eclipse and you've fallen asleep, Jake props himself up on his elbow to watch over you, stroking his hands over your cheeks and ears, whispering how much he loves you.

[regularbeans]

the more people write thinkpieces about why you're problematic if you dont reblog and only like posts (especially art and fics i guess) the less ill reblog those posts. i have three aries placements, dont tell me what to do /hj

[revelboo]

Mmmmmm Optimus Prime? More like Optimus FINE 🥰

18+ content- reader breaking Optimus and language

Gravity Pt 8

Optimus x Reader

• “Wow, look at this,” you say, smiling teasingly up at him as he sets an energon cube on the berth for himself near where he’s arranged some of your foodstuffs. Watching you place your hands on your hips as you study what he’d done and he nervously waits. Wishing he could read you better, that you didn’t hide whatever you’re really thinking. “Big guy, if you were human I’d have dragged you into my bed day one and kept you there.”

• You’d never had anyone go to so much trouble on a date before. Not without wanting you in bed. “We share a berth,” he says slowly and your grin widens. Bless his innocent, whatever it was he said he had. A spark? Not that you expect your giant, alien robot roomie to understand innuendos or even have a clue about sex.

• “We sleep in your berth, hun. You can have a lot more fun in them, though.” You’re grinning again as you do a little shimmy and warmth spreads through him, catching on. Are you flirting with him? Surely not. But if you are? He’s not sure what to make of it or what to do.

• Mask retracting to drink that stuff, you shove a hand in a box of cereal to dig out a fistful. “Do you guys fuck?” You don’t mean to ask, but that’s your deviant little brain. Once something occurs to you, you’re going to say it against all common sense. And he’s sputtering, sounding like he’s almost choking on that stuff as your eyes widen. “Do you?” Cause holy crow, this is top grade gossip for the other humans next time you see one. “Optimus?”

• Primus, help him. You’re on your feet now, dropping food all over the berth as you do a little excited dance. Absurdly invested in how Cybertronians interface or rather, if they can. He’s faced down Megatron in battle. Hordes of Decepticons. So why does discussing this with you make him want to run and find anyone else to satisfy your curiosity? And why does that thought make him feel vaguely tense? Someone else just talking to you about interfacing? “We do.”

• “So you have a dick?” He’s just staring at you blankly so you trace the shape in the air for him. And then he’s rising and just going out the door, leaving you standing there. Clapping a hand over your mouth, you lose it laughing. Because that look on his face before he’d bailed- you’re almost positive he does have one. And you have a new life goal, seeing giant, alien, robot dick at any cost.

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[zoologica42]

temperate stream dashboard simulator

🌊Smexy_eel_lady Follow selfie from my new apartment! I found a lovely rock somehow in my budget and I'm f(eel)ing so lucky!

#finally made it ♻️ 🪱detritus_luvr Follow Enough with that, TELL US HOW YOU FUCK

🐸 flychomper Follow I can't believe how many of my logmates haven't heard of/seen BROOKlyn 99, do they all live under a rock?

♻️ 🦞benTHICCC-biome Follow I can't stand this, it's 2024 and people on this wetsite still use "live under a rock" as an insult. I can't fucking even, do you know how disenfranchising it is to hear people talk with scorn about the way you and your family have lived for generations? go dry out, sir. ♻️ 🪷lowflowvegetation Follow reblogging bcs important, but also please don't tell people to dry themselves out!

🐟deepchannelfan Follow callout post for @smoothturtleleech I have no issue with parasitism, but have any of you noticed how turtleleech \only\ parasitizes turtles? kinda problematic imo. #calloutpost ♻️ 🐢smoothturtleleech Follow I also parasitized your mom last night lol

🐠riverartist Follow Art and artist! Really happy with how this one came out! took me about 10 hrs to get the pebbles together and assemble them.

#artistsontumblr #sculpture #pebblework

♻️🐍nerodiaaa Follow wtf that's so cool! lmk if you take commissions ♻️🦎sal-the-mander Follow going to make this my streamsaver #the highest quality content on this horrible wetsite

🐟salmonidayyyy Follow I love you catadromous fishes I love you anadromous fishes I love you migrants. Never let anyone tell you that you aren't stream fauna bcs you haven't spent your whole life in the stream or weren't born here {flaps you with my fins]

♻️🛶virgeon-sturgeon Follow Thanks bro, I really needed to hear that, {flaps you with my fins].

🐚riffleranger Follow MMMMMM I WANNA LAY ALL MY EGGS IN THESE PEBBLES, SUCH GOOD PEBBLES I LOVE THESE PEBBLES.

♻️🐌algaegrazer Follow @riffleranger this U?

♻️🐚riffleranger OP Follow I should be offended, but yes, I am her, she is me

♻️🐚riffleranger OP Follow OH WAIT, OH SHIT THAT IS ME WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO????

[cookidoughlilac]

@lenle-g aight you've convinced me to turn my little idea into reality-

Along a similar vein, oh man how I love The Mechanic as a TAG villain. I've said this time and time again but he's just!!! So good!!!! I love the development of his character during seasons 2 and 3! I just hope I'll be able to do him justice 🥹

I've not even finished reorganising the Ridley blog (ie, she's 'done' but I'm nervous to bring her back lol), and suddenly I've had the urge to make a Mechanic rp account... mm..