#MINHO JAKE MY BABIES LOOK AWAY

[minhosimthings]

No I don't think you understand how much I want THIS MAN. my obsession for him is out of this universe. LEE DONG WOOK IS DOING SOMETHING TO MY COOCHIE.

LOOK AT THAT CURLY HAIR OH MY GOD IM HYPERVENTILATING. He looks so boyfriend material 🤤🤤😍😍. I wanna just pull that hair so much.

If he looks at me like that, I swear I would fold in less than thirty seconds.

I AM FINE YES I AM DEFINETLY NOT DEPARTING FROM THIS WORLD. I wanna pull off that tie so bad. The second picture just screams hot ceo × reader, arranged marriage, he falls in love with you, 'dont touch my wife or you'll regret it'. I NEED TO STOP THIS ISNT HEALTHY FOR ME.

Yes hello this is the doctor. Mona has officially passed away.

[kkenma666]

pumpkin carving w them!!! ft my husband, my spouse & my boyfie!!

(리노) lee know

you stuck your tongue out while carving out your pumpkin— deciding to do a simple design in contrast to your lover besides you.

"babe look at this masterpiece i just carved! amazing right?" minho boasted beside you, obviously proud at whatever he just created.

you told him to wait while you finished carving yours, excited to show him your masterpiece first. "wait wait, let me go first!"

you first showed him yours. you picked a smaller pumpkin on purpose just so that you could carve out a two teeny tiny holes and a line with tongue peeking out as mouth.

minho laughed at this— telling you about how cute it was, but it was no match to his.

finally, he turned his pumpkin around for you to see— you already knowing who's face was gonna be there.

lo and behold, it was none other than jureumi. this time with an added twist.

instead of its usual o-shaped mouth, some vampire teeth could be seen peeking out of its cheeky smile.

the carving itself was kinda messy. uneven carving making its sly face look more evil. the blood dripping from its mouth also didn't help its case at all...

"babe.. is it just me or why does jureumi looks extra evil..?"

(태현) taehyun

giggles could be heard from infront of you. you looked up at your boyfriend in confusion, wondering what got him giggling so loud.

"whats up?" you asked him. he only responded with a nothing and continued craving his pumpkin— though that cheeky smile of his never went away.

you rolled your eyes and continued your carving.

the both of you decided to carve each other's face this year and well.. the results was something!

"okay, on three. one, two, three!" the both of you turned your pumpkins revealing a some-what portrait of the both of you.

you and taehyun immediately burst into laughter upon seeing the creations the both of you bestowed upon your front porch.

"oh— oh my god— babe.. why is it like that?" you managed to squeak out in between your laughters.

taehyun shook his head, trying to justify his artistic choices. "babe no, listen! it's— it's abstract!" taehyun wheezed out. "and they're not it, they're you!"

in the end, the pumpkins were proudly displayed on your front porch, the glowing candle inside not lessening the damage to its so-called faces.

but hey, it definitely turned some heads!

(재윤) jake

"okay baby, ready? in three, two, one, go!" jake's cheerful voice started off the race.

you and jake were having your yearly a pumpkin carving race. whoever could make the most spookiest looking pumpkin between the two would win.

a sly smirk was plastered on your face as you grabbed the knife. you immediately began maniacally stabbing the pumpkin with it. jake peered over his own pumpkin, worry in his eyes. "uh baby.. you might wanna slow down a bit..?"

"pshh its fine! im totally a pro at this!" you responded while beating the living shit out of your pumpkin.

jake nodded in a way concerned way before continuing on his own pumpkin.

the timer finally runs out as the both of you dropped your weapons. "heh, this year im so gonna win! just you wait, jake!" jake only rolled his eyes at that.

"i doubt. let me remind you that im a three times winner already!" you pouted at him, obviously annoyed.

the both of you revealed your pumpkins on three, anticipation already running through your veins. jake looked at your pumpkin in shock, his jaw hanging open. "holy shit, babe.."

and from that sentence alone, you would be crowned the winner of this year's contest!

bonus..!!

"ugh babe, mine's obviously better! just look at it." your boyfriend complained to you. you only smirked at him "can't deny that mine is just better in all aspect?"

you laughed at him, teasing him and bragging about how your pumpkin is better.

"ugh.. says the one who has pumpkin seed on their face. come here, cutie." your boyfie's hands suddenly captured your cheeks— one hand wiping away the seed while the other held your face in place.

you looked at him in silence, your face red from the sudden contact. "what? cat's got your tongue?" your boyfriend teased back.

decided to do jake's longer bcs my first time writing him and any enhypen member lololol

[moonlit-stay]

This has me thinking THOUGHTS- Please ignore my multiwhore bullshit, you are simply imagining this🤺🤺

Stray Kids:

Chan when he's angry

Minho if he's REALLY worked up or if you pissed him off

Changbin because he loves the fact that he can hold you in place for him with his STRONG ASS ARMS and force you to take him inch by inch

Hyunjin because he would LOVELOVELOVE to watch you struggle to take all of him oh my GOD

Han when he's so needy he just can't take it anymore

Felix when he's REALLY angry

Seungmin because he's a mean dom and this would be a normal occurrence with him. I am CONVINCED

Jeongin is also a mean dom, just maybe not to the same extent as Seungmin, but he would LOVE this shit

HEAVY on Chan, Changbin, Hyunjin, Seungmin and Jeongin

Maybe I'm reaching just a lil bit, but I'm a whore for all eight of my boys and this concept(?), so, sue me

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NCT:

Johnny just the thought alone is making my head spin

Yuta HELLO?? THIS IS SO YUTA CODED??

Jaehyun because he's a bitch (said with the utmost love and affection, trust)

Mark (this is ENTIRELY self indulgent, look aWaY)

Renjun when he's aNgRy! Trust me on this one, I feel it in my bones..

Jeno strong...arms...very strong arms...pinning you in place...as he forces his big-

Haechan this is also SO fuckin Haechan coded I feel sick in the head. Shit like this would be such an ego boost for him. GoodBYE

Jaemin I'm gonna be honest, I'm kinda torn here. I feel he could DEFINITELY be here, but that could just be me because this man is so sweet and gentle and AHH

Chenle because I think he could most definitely be a meanie and this is that coded

Jisung it's always the cute ones, I am telling you. That, and his proportions are no fuckin joke-

Yangyang he's a lil shit (once again, affectionately)

HEAVY on Johnny, Yuta, Jeno, and Haechan

So, all of DREAM, 127's residential giant, flirty kinky lil shit, and the frat boy, and then Yangyang. I could laugh

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Riize:

Shotaro there's just something about his behavior recently that has me convinced on this one

Sungchan Sungchan Sungchan please just think about it

I'm still learning the rest of the members, so the rest of this is purely based off of the vibe I get from them until I get more familiar with their habits, tendencies, auras, and mannerisms <3

Seunghan the vibe is STRONG here, I dunno

Wonbin (this also might be self indulgent, but you didn't hear that from me)

Anton may be the youngest and he may be a shy cute lil baby, but it is ALWAYS THE SHY AND CUTE ONES, BRO PLEASE

HEAVY on Shotaro, Sungchan, and Anton

Definitely been in some Riize brainrot for the past few days, can you blame me

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Enhypen:

Heeseung oh my GOD PLEASE

Jay the dialogue in this SCREAMS Jay to me I do not know-

Jake because he's the residential horny lil shit of ENHA

Sunghoon because he's a mean dom and would love to see you cry (affectionately)

Jungwon because he can also be mean, especially when he needs his release

HEAVY on Heeseung, Jay, and Sunghoon

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&TEAM:

K this shit SCREAMS K, you truly cannot convince me otherwise

Nicholas because it's Nicholas

These two would be so into this shit for different reasons, I feel lightheaded

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That concludes my thoughts, thank you for your time <3

men who treat you like a cocksleeve <3

warning: dark content I guess?

"It's kinda cute watching you cry angel," he'd taunt, licking a tear off your face as you meekly tried to push him off of you.

"P-please it's not gonna fit," you'd whimper out, your legs shaking as your core stretched you to its limit.

"A big girl wouldn't cry, she'd lay there and take every. single. inch" He'd coo, pushing in his entirety into you until he was bottomed out in your lower belly.

"See? Cryin' for no reason, pussy took my inches like it was nothing." He'd remark with a cunning grin, pinning your hips against hips so you couldn't run away even if you wanted to.

You could feel his tip push against your gummy walls, his heavy balls pressing against your entrance with every movement. You let out a shaky moan as you felt his abdomen bump against your bundle of nerves, causing the male to let out a chuckle and grip you tighter.

"There ya go angel, just sit there and take it."

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YUNHO YUNHO YUNHO, wooyoung, *coughs* soobin when he's mad, *coughs again* huening when he's mad, H E E S E U N G, haechan, johnny (dear heavens), changbin, seungmin, jungkook (you didn't hear it from me okay)

reblogs and comments and anons always appreciated! <3