#MENTIONED POOTIMEDES AND I WAS LIKE

[another-delta-lover]

Pootimedes

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

"Welcome, I guess. Engineer set this up for me and told me to have fun with it. I'm not sure how much fun it is for strangers to send you questions but I'll roll with it."

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Welcome to the ask blog!! This MOD or @donethatbeforelong talking, I hope you enjoy your stay.

This blog is purely for fun and because I don't see a lot of BLU team members around, I decided to create one myself.

This is, like, my BLU Heavy OC so I'll lend you more info when you interact with him.

Got some mutuals on this blog as well: @darkcloudsatnight @pootimedes @the-technition-red @scoutbot-asks @fantasytf2-au @cupofsharks @arcamedestf2 @black-scout @gremlinick

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Tags for easier search:

For Heavy:

Answering questions: #Heavy's chatting

Anyone else answering: #Heavy let teammate answer

Answering with Heavy: #Heavy and team

Talking in general: #Heavy needs company

For the MOD:

Answering questions: #MOD is here!

Talking in general: #MOD wants some company

Updates and announcements: #Posters and radio broadcasts

Additional tags:

When you mention any type of ship: #Heavy's take on love

When you mention something about his work: #Heavy's work contract

When you crush all over him: #Heavy is confused

When you feed him: #Heavy smell food

When Delta is here: #Heavy and Delta

When @redmedicfemale is here: #my darling my love

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Things that are needed to keep in mind:

Since TF2 Is set in the late 1960's and early 1970's, cellphones have yet to be created so all of the asks that comes through is via letters and mails. Unless you add your name or how to address yourself, Heavy will call you "Anon"

I don't have a good grip on TF2 lore on neither team, so everything I say and do hear will be like my own little AU

I advise minors to not interact because there might be profanities and mention of gore and suicide. If you're comfortable with that, stay at your own will (you can stay dw abt it, this had changed since two months ago but I forgot to update)

Any type of asks is allowed. Don't expect the inappropriate ones to be answered immediately

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For face claim (made in Picrew, credits to @ogami_mgn)

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With that out of the way, please enjoy writing precious letters to this Heavy. Any team members are free to join if you address them in your ask. Heavy would love to hear what you have to ask!

!BUILDERS LEAGUE UNITED IS GRATEFUL TO HAVE YOU HERE!

[another-delta-lover]

A moot accidentally reminded me about this post, so:

(cw for tf2 comics spoilers xP )

Did I forget to add...

Even If I said many times that he is mysterious but sweet, it's surprising to me how I didn't mention how mentally INSANE HE IS. Which of course, makes him a better character /hj.

The way he laughs so powerfully when shooting his minigun for 12 seconds for the cost of $400,000 is so OQWGHDIAGLJDGLSADJA Everyone always make him look too aggressive, too cold, too sweet, too smart, too dumb, too much of an introvert, but there are many, many people that fail to realize how he's the perfect mix of all of those things. While he's aggressive and really, REALLY powerful on battle, he can still be really calm, mysterious and introverted when around some/all of his teammates, while of course, he's sweet and really friendly when around medic, for example. He isn't one specific category of personality, he's got everything that, for me, make him a great character that's deserving of all my love <3

Going back to the INSANITY this man hides behind all of his other beautiful and unique characteristics, I LOVE AND ADORE the way he's so big and DESTRUCTIVE (idk if that's the right term) in some way. Like, the way he laughs and makes fun of the people he just killed when übercharged, the way he's so MENACING and such a THREAT to the opposite team because he's so goddamn powerful and IT'S QUITE CLEAR HE KNOWS HE IS. HE'S THE BIG MAN YOUNKNOW IDASIDBABDPAWBDAKBKDBALDS AUGHHAKIBDW I LOVE HIM TOO MUCHHH. And again with the "menacing" part. I know this might seems weird but we all know what an A posing 2Fort heavy is. Right?. Well. THOSE HEAVIES ARE SO GODDAMN SCARY?? LIKE DON'T GET ME WRONG I UNDERSTAND IT'S A JOKE AND ALL but even as a joke HE IS SCARY AS HELL. Not only bc of, idk his power or whatever, but how STRONG and POWERFUL his voice is??? How BIG he's compared to the average person??? the way you know if he says "I'm gonna CRUSH YOU" HE WILL BC OF HOW STRONG HIS GODDAMN ARMS ARE??? LIKE. THAT'S NO JOKE. HE'S A MENACE AND I LOVE HIM FOR THAT. I hate how people don't appreciate the scary-ness of him enough. Yeah he sweet but PLEASE ALSO MAKE HIM SCARY!! PLEASE!!!

Also, in the first part of this amazing 🧵, I mentioned how he isn't affected by the "gender norms" of the time, being able to wear dresses and directly say "I love you" to his teammate(s), meaning he doesn't have a fragile masculinity, and well, Something that I also like to think about her as a trans woman sometimes!! I love to see her as a good representation on what maybe could be a closeted trans person from the 60's-70's!!! Heavy is prettiest princess, after all <3 (I LOVE FAT BITCHES!!). I would love if she was indeed a trans woman not only bc of what I said before, but also bc of her body type! I feel like I don't see enough big trans women representation, and I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT IN MY GURL HEAVY!! ASHDAGHDASDKSKDJADHK

ANOTHER THING!!! the heavy mains AUUUUGHHHH THE HEAVY MAINS -EXPLODES- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE HEAVY MAINS looks at pootimedes- LIKE. THEY ARE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT TYPE OF PEOPLE. They can be the most MENACING, sCARY, STRONG PEOPLE EVER. To be a heavy main you gotta understand how HARD it is to play as heavy. He very strong but he slow and big. Spy do stabby stab stab. But when they're good MY GOD THEY'RE GOOD. YOU GOTTA BE EXPERIENCED TO UNDERSTAND ALL THAT SHI I STILL CAN'T AKSGDKJAGDASHDA I NEED TO SMOOCH THE SHIT OUTTA THEM

But the other type of heavy main are the ones like a certain person I won't name cutely stares at pootimedes BUT THEY CAN BE THE SWEETEST, NICEST, FUNNIEST MOST CARING PEOPLE IN THE WORLD??? They're SO WHOLESOME??? They're always so helpful and playful and QIUWGIDAGBVGDIASAAAAGHGHGHG

I LOVE HEAVY MAINS!!

AND ALSO. HIS EMOTIONS. HOW STRONG THEY ARE. AND HOW THEY CHANGE AROUND THE PEOPLE HE IS.... YOU DON'T UNDERSTAAAANDDD SOBSCRIES Q0OUWDHIASBDIHBSDKA AAAGHHHHH I LOVE HIM. LIKE. LOOK.

First. LOOK HOW PEACEFUL AND HAPPY HE LOOKS AROUND HIS RELATIVES. LOOK AT HIM WITH HIS FAMILY. HOW HEARTWARMING HE LOOKS. HE'S SO CARING AND AAAAGGHGH He shows love to those he loves in such special ways T_T HE'S SO IDEAL

SECOND. It's clear that he absolutely HATES the idea of his sister being with someone like soldier /lh. Even so, even if he's known for being aggressive and explosive, he still acts maybe grumpy but not violent in any way bc he KNOWS soldier makes zhanna happy. DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO ME. HE DOESN'T LET HIS EMOTIONS GET OVER HIM WHEN IT MEANS HIS FAMILY IS HAPPY IM GONNA CRYYY

THIRD. LOOK THE WAY HE DOES LET HIS EMOTIONS GET OVER HIM BC HIS lover FRIEND GOT KILLED BY THIS BASTARD I MEAN CHEAVY. I KNOW THIS ISN'T LIKE. A SURPRISE. He's known to be aggressive ofc he would act like this but do you notice how he could grab sasha and start shooting him?? BUT INSTEAD HE AVENGES THE LIFE OF HIS lover FRIEND WITH HIS OWN HANDS?? HE'S SO PERFECT AND SENTIMENTAL AND EMOTIONAL AND AAAUHGHGGHIAJSBDHIBDASS SOBS CCRIES

THE WAY CHEAVY LITERALLY OFFERS HIM IMMORTALITY AND HE STILL BEATS THE SHIT OUTTA HIM??? HOW OTHERS WELL BEING AND HIS CARE FOR OTHERS GET OVER HIS OWN BENEFIT.- I'M GOING TO THROW UP I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND IT

FOURTH (oh BOY this is gonna be LONG) the way he smiles after medic comes back to life <'3 the way he got beaten asf, the way he almost died by cheavy's hands and is in a lot of pain, he still smiles and acts so happy around the person he risked his life for <'3 HE'S SP SWEET!!!! IMMA DIQYWGDVAIOUVBDOUAVSDUAV AAGHHGGHH I NEED TO BREAATTTHHE

the person he fought for is weird asf but I don't judge him EHAGJAGSHEJASE AAAAA I LOVE HIM AND THEM I LOVE THEMMMM

FIFTH. he literally just killed a guy and he's just eating his sandwich i don't even understand where he got that from but he looks so goddamn pretty eating his goddamn sanvich idgaf about what u say he's so pretty

HE'S SO FUCKING PRETTY. HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL SO HANDSOME SOADBIAGBDIGBDIAKSHDADA HE'S SO GORGES,.,.,. GORGEOUS,.,.,. GORGSASD,..,.,.

HE LOOKS SO PRETTY EVEN WHEN HE'S BEATEN UP I SWEARRR AAUUUFHHHHH WHY IS HE SO PERFECT ASIDUGQIWDGBASHBDA DHE LOOKS SO PRETTYTYYYYYY WAAAAAAA ignore the twink dying in the background tho

ANYWAY, one last thing

I LOVE HEAVY. THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO STOP THE LOVE I HAVE FOR HIM. I'M GONNA SOB AND CRY AND SOB THIS HURTS MY SOUL BC HE ISN'T A WELL RECOGNIZED CHARACTER NO ONE LOVES HIM LIKE I DOOOOOOO

except for pootimedes but pootimedes is beyond human understanding he's like perfect

AAUUUUGHHH I LOVE HEAVY QWOUGPBVDUQGV09B 9QV7GF9NQF9YRNEC9QNY0RYQC'9Y30RCY07BYQEWPVB80354NCU28RY807QVTB9'R89YBVG72YF9´3Y40Q2B8RCYN7YN0C9WERMXQZNYE87RYQCNPYQPCVY38BRCY HEAVY SAVE ME HEAVYYYY SAVE ME FROM MY SADNESS BIG STRONG MAN THIS BREAK I'VE TAKEN HAS JUST INCREASED MY LOVE FOR THIS MAN ABOVE HUMAN UNDERSTANDING AND KNOWLEDGE. I NEED TO INVENT NEW WORDS TO DESCRIBE MY LOVE AND DEVOTION FOR HEAVY

I NEED HIM IN EVERY WAY A HUMAN PERSON CAN IMAGINE.

SAVE ME HEAVY WEAPONS GUY SAVE ME

YAP [RANT] TO ME ABT HEAVY!!!!!

HE'S SO FUCKING PERFECT.

I get MAD when people simp for medic bc, I understand, tumblr insane sexy man blabla yadda yadda IDGAF

You all CAN'T SEE HOW MUCH OF A PERFECT PERSON HE IS. He's such a good person, he's such a good son and older brother, doin the dishes for his mama, caring about the absolute safety of his sisters, LITERALLY SAVING EM FROM A THING I FORGOT IT'S NAME WHEN HE WAS LIKE, IDK FUCKIN <20< ??? HE'S SUCH A GOOD FAMILY MEMBER. HE WOULD PROTECT U SO WELL AND ALWAYS CARE ABOUT UR SAFETY. AUGH ES UN HOMBRE Q RESUELVE LO JURO. HE ALSO RISKS HIS LIFE TO HAVE MONEY FOR THEM??? AAAAAAAAAAA. He does enjoy his job a lot (WHICH I LOVE IN SOMEONE. HELL YEAH ENJOY UR JOB AND GET WELL PAID), But the main reason of him working is just for his family and the money to help them. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?????

Also HE'S SUCH A GOOD TEAMMATE???? HE WILL PROTECT ALL OF HIS TEAM WITHOUT FEAR AND WIN??? AND ALL HE NEEDS IS SOME CUNTY GAY ASS GERMAN DUDE BEHIND HIM??. He could be such a good grandpa/father figure or even just a really good n close friend to all the mercs, but even so, he acts so cold so quiet and mysterious around em🤭

AND ALSO!!! His masculinity ain't broken by showing love to his teammates??? He can hug em and literally yell to them "I LOVE YOU" from across the map??? Sayin "I LOVE YOU DOKTOR!!" Isn't common between men, even less in that time. If he IS gay, good for him! If he isn't, I'm glad he can express how much he loves someone without the fear of lookin weak is something I admire soso muchhh.

He has a minigun the SIZE OF MY FUCKIN BODY THAT HE CAN CARRY RUNNING WITHOUT ANY KIND OF PROBLEM??? HE COULD CARRY ME AROUND LIKE A STICK AND WOULDN'T EVEN AAHAGAJSHDHAGSH DO YOU REALIZE HE TAKES CARE OF THAT GUN LIKE SHE WAS HIS CHILD??? HE'S A GOOD FUCKING PARENT TOO?? AAAHHHH IM NORMAL

He's a good cook, he cooks really nice meals and doesn't mind to share u some, which I wouldn't do bc I don't share my food. HESO NICE AUGHH. I LOVE IT WHEN MA BOI COOKS😭😭😭 IDK WHY THAT MAKES PEOPLE MORE ATTRACTIVE FOR ME.

Also, HE'S SO FUCKING PRETTY???????? IDGAF HE'S BALD, THAT'S THE BEST PARTY. HIS BLUE EYES ARE SO PRETTY N HIS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ARE SO SILLYY

LOOK AT HIM!!!! AUGHHH

Also his body is so JAHSLAHDJQHDJALSH he so big so perfect😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 His arms are the size of my whole body. AND HIS HANDS AAAAAAAAAA. He so FAT I LOVE HIM. I need him to crush me un a hug so badly. U all don't understand how much of a good body that could be in a relationship. U cold? U hug him problems gone. U wanna be cozy at night but the pillow is too small? He's the biggest pillow and he can hug u back that's soNSHSJAVDJSHD. He can carry u in his arms when u tired, u can lay on his chest and everything.... sighhh.... AND ALSO HE CAN FIGHT A BEAR WITH HIS BARE FISTS AND WIN, THEN EAT IT???? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THAT IS????? LIKE HOLY FUCK THAT'S LIKE THE PEAK OF MANLINESS FOR ME. The question "would u rather be in a forest with a man or with a bear" I'M CHOOSING THIS BEAR HOLY FUCK HE WOULD PROTECT ME FROM THE BEARS.

ALSO HIS VOICE OH GOD HIS VOICE. It's such a loud and strong voice in English 🤭 even tho he isn't the best at it (me neither), HE SPEAKS IN SUCH A WAY IT MAKES ME KICK MY FEET GIGGLE AND CRY. I need him to say nice stuff to me with his cool asf voice. And when IT'S IN RUSSIAN AHHH😩~ I SWEAR He's such an elegant and polite man😭😭😭 he sounds so professional and ajsvqkebalhdmaoevs And IDC what u all say to me, he could sing so perfectly<3 for me his dialogs of him singing are well sung/GEN. I just imagine him singing:

To me.... Ik the song is kinda sad and not very romantic but IDC HE WOULD SOUND SO PERFECTLY.

HE HAS A PHD IN RUSSIAN LITERATURE LIKE....... HE'S SO FUCKING SMART. HE'S ALSO PRETTY FUCKIN RICH??? IT COST 400,000 DOLLARS TO FIRE HIS WEAPON FOR 12 SECONDS???? AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IF HE KNOWS THAT HE'S 1. really fucking smart 2. THE ONE WHO PAYS??? Even if he wasn't rich I still love him a lot but I'm poor so that would make it slightly better. AND ALLTHE MONEY TO HIS FAMILY MOSTLY AUGHHH ALSHAKSHAKDHA

Also his COSMETICS. HIS FUCKING COSMETICS ARE SO HOT AAAAAAA. Most of em are normal silly hats but WHEN THEY AREN'T. OHMY GOD THOSE DARK GLOVES GOT MY LEGS SHAKIN. AND HAVE YOU SEEN HIM IN SUITS??? OH GOD AUGHHH. Not into mafia people n stuff BUT.... FOR HIM I MAKE A BIG AHH EXCEPTION. And also, i want to point out the fact that HE WEARS DRESSES. I shouldn't make it a big dear but DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT'S THE 60's-70's???? AND HE'S A BIG RUSSIAN MAN???? He broke the gender dressing codes of the time not only bc he's a man wearing dresses, but a BIG MAN WEARING THEM??? AND A RUSSIAN MAN??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO ME????💔💔💔💔 Also his hats are cute I like them.

Just to summary:

Medic < HEAVY!!!

Good person I general, son, older brother, teammate, friend, father and possible partner, risking his life for his family.

He doesn't think lovin teammates is weird or GAY. Unless he is, but honestly good for him

STRONG AS HELL. AJGAJAHDJA

GOOD COOK!!!!

PRETTY!!!!!PRETTY REALLY PRETTY!!! HANDSOME

GORGEOUS FREAKING BODY.

FOUGHT WITH A BEAR AND WON

VOICE OF AN ANGEL!!!!

SMART AND RICH??? AND HE DESERVES TO BE RICH.

AMAZING STYLE.

DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GENDER NORMS.

YOU ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND ME. AAAGHHHHH ILOVEHIM YOU ALL CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU ALL CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU DON'T YOU CAN'T YOU YOU ALL CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND.