#MEET ME IN THE PIT YOU DONG DESERVE A SNAKE
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*hissing*
If you didn’t want to read the flowery gothic writing, you shouldn’t have played the flowery gothic game
#also! if you cannot recognize that the people *you established* were *lying to you* as a major part of *your thesis*#are! in fact! lying to you! on purpose!#do not complain the characters are giving you contradictory information!#and! this might as well be called ‘nobody knows what the fuck actually just happened except the people who are lying to you’ the game™#so no! you’re not going to get a straight answer from any of them! even the genuinely helpful characters don’t! know! what! happened’#sorry the Venn diagram of ‘things I am good at in soulslikes’ (piecing together crumbs of lore) and#‘things I am bad at in soulslikes’ (combat etc) does not actually cover anything that would let me actually play the game#and I have not yet found a letsplayer who a. I can tolerate abc b#consistently follows up on the lore#so I also watch ‘here’s the plot’ videos as I can find them and this dude pissed me off#his thesis was mediocre his arguments were biased and he didn’t cite *anything* and also he flat out was like ‘the dialogue sucked’#which is Incorrect the dialogue is extremely good he’s just a coward#MEET ME IN THE PIT YOU DONG DESERVE A SNAKE#anyway if you are good at soulslikes The Last Faith is *excellent*
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