#MAYBE ASHER NEEDS TO MOVE A SMIDGE OVER
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It's my monthly @pycth fangirl moment.
Todays topic: Baabe.
THEIR BABE IS MY ROMAN EMPIREAKSHIASJS ITS JSUT THEJQJSIAJA I WAKE UP THEYRE IN MY BRAIN I GO TO SLEEP THEYRE THERE, IN MY BRAIN, RENT FREE.
Love footage of my face whenever I see them:
#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted babe#like ok babe maybe you need to get with me#MAYBE ASHER NEEDS TO MOVE A SMIDGE OVER#he would never but maybe#I can literwlly fight i will pounce that mortal#no lie I would die for their Asher design too#I CRIED I THREW UP I DIED WND GOT REBORN AS BAABES BIGGEST FAN#JUST STARTS VOMITING EVERYWHERE /POS#how is that pos lucid?#because I eat it up everytime#I havé a fast metabolism I can't be eating them at the rate that I think of them#gives me a bloated belly#BUT I WILL DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO#ITS JUST#THEWNAJKSS#WEDDING BAABE?#WEDDING ASHER?#I CRIED I DIED I WOKE UP-#LIEKABSOJS#IM JUST GONNASTART STORBWIUDIW#ISNWOCJWKS#WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STORK#Idk yo#PICK ME CHOOSE ME#LOVE ME ! NOW.#ok that's it c:
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Arknights Chapter XIII - The Whirlpool That Is Passion (Part III)
Perhaps we are all familiar with this already but I actually spent the time to read it before starting because I didn't want to have yet ANOTHER 'Wow, why did X thing happen?' with Pinkie immediately responding 'Did you read the enemy description?'
WARNING: This post is going to contain a lot of yapping from me about Hoederer and how much I love him and will also have a LOT of spoilers.
13-1 Across the Battlefield's Line
Pinkie: "Dr. Seuss? Like... the one who writes children's books with rhymes?" Me: *Unhappy because from the first moment, I realized that this is Hoederer and he's probably going to start me off with a little trauma and a little loss, a sprinkle of sadness just so I know not to be optimistic about the future*
... I've said it before and I will keep saying it - the history of Sarkaz as a race is so incredibly sad to the point it's a relief that the person you are talking to doesn't actually know who you are because otherwise, they would never treat you with even a smidge of kindness. And in the end, what do you even have to do in a jail cell? He waited around for nothing and got executed.
Of course, not that he had a choice.
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After Hoederer's introspection we have, what I understood to be, a couple of Sarkaz mercs standing and waiting for commands while trying desperately to get something in their stomachs from what they managed to take steal from around. Including some... very important books perhaps from the library of this mansion.
Calfskin books... I can't decide if that would be more precious than paper.
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I believe we spoke with Pinkie about this, but it is so immensely sad to see how the Sarkaz race has been in this situation for so long that they actively do not even NEED to be able to read. I can't imagine myself being unable to read, even if it's signs. Letters. How would they otherwise communicate with each other over a long distance? They don't even have families to message sometimes. They probably don't have the paper or means to send them about, since Catastrophe messengers... would probably never be able to take on such messages.
Many of them probably don't have families either. Devastated.
But with this line, it also gives me hope. Sometimes we take the things we have as a given and, at least I, forget that they still have ways of enjoying things by:
Making up stories based on the drawings they see. Which also makes me happy because books with drawings SHOULD be more of a thing, it's so wonderful. I miss it.
Beleaguered Mercenary: [Y'know. If we put houses on the moons, plant our own food, maybe we won't have to keep fighting like this in the future? Maybe something even bigger'll happen, and everyone'll stop wanting to be up in arms?]
He just solved an international crisis with 2 sentences.
Pinkie: "How to solve the problem - we move to the moon." Me: "Multiple even. I forgot they have two moons." Pinkie: "They have one. It was believed that they had two, but one is only a reflection from the barrier." Me: "OH RIGHT!!! I was a common Terran for a second."
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Not that I was endeared to the press in Kazimierz initially after everything in Maria Nearl and Pinus Sylvestris, but for goodness sake... They actually sound like how I imagine the actual press to sound. What they actually do sound like "Shock and awe and make us popular for being the first to write about it."
The things people WITH a press do in comparison to those who need it but do not have it. Perfect way to pace the story, I'm so happy chapter 13 came out.
Have I mentioned that already?
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SHE IS GOING TO LEITHANIEN!!!!!
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Crying and sobbing.
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I don't even know what to think about Trillby Asher anymore. Because I very recently finished the Kal'tsit and Passenger story, I kind of know that things are NOT going well with the Emperor's Blades... To see them show up again is giving me wild anxiety because we already know that they are super unstable and they can cause a catastrophe just by showing up.
What even is your purpose? Why are you here?
What even is the point of this, I don't know, but we're saving it in case it shows up again. 11, 29, 1 (code word) I wish this was translatable into English, frankly, your alphabet doesn't have 29 symbols.
HAH! At around this point I was like "OH MY GOSH IS THIS A COLLAPSAL WHAT DO YOU MEAN BLACK SNOW" and then Panko deadpans 'We have seen this before somewhere else' and I realized.
TO BE CONTINUED...
#arknights#doctor of ri shenanigans#doctor of ri#doctor arknights#arknights chapter 13#arknights chapter update#arknights hoederer#arknights vendela#arknights verdant#arknights pulls#arknightc gacha#arknights ines#arknights w#arknights babbling#the whirlpool that is passion#eve is insane again#also a winner
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