#MAU: Roxie Sharpe

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Roxie Sharpe - Sophomore | Psychology

Family/Romance | LTW: Reach Golden Anniversary

(+) Hats & Good at Cleaning | (-) Grey Hair

Aries (4/7/6/5/3)

Born Salesperson, Loser, Light Sleeper, Night Owl, Unlucky

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I’m surprised Jonah’s professors are okay with him writing his finals in his underpants but he’s done it 3 times now and passed the semester every time.

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Roxie quickly decides she’d rather not write term papers or complete assignments so she calls up her professor to discuss alternative ways of raising her grade.

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The round starts off with some skilling.

Roxie: Wait they did what as an experiment?!

Jonah: I am so lost with this.

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For once Jonah doesn’t go to his final in his boxers.

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Edwin realized that his sister and Jonah would likely be graduating soon and he wasn’t sure he wanted to live completely alone for a year until he graduated. He decided to join the fraternity to keep his options open.

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Jonah: Do you think I could survive as a factory worker if somebody made me work as one.

Roxie: I don’t know. Jonah I’m trying to study for class.

Jonah: Well that’s boring. How much longer are you going to be studying?

Roxie: I dunno a few hours? It’ll go faster if you don’t keep interrupting me.

Jonah: Ugh I’m going to go make some grilled cheese. Let me know if you want to woohoo when you’re done.

Roxie: Oh definitely!

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Jonah and Roxie both came back from class wanting to go on a date so I randomized their sexualities since they were set to none. Roxie rolled straight and Jonah rolled bi. Since they don’t know anybody else they went on a date together, where the cheerleader decided to celebrate their first woohoo for them.

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Left: Max Flexor

Right: Roxie Sharpe

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RIP Roxie Sharpe, I’m sorry I couldn’t even try to save you. She was a few hours from graduating too :’(

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I queued Roxie and Jonah to woohoo since she had a want then I guess the game went on triple speed because I clicked out of the game for one second and when I clicked back she had died and it was too late to plead for her life.

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Roxie settles in to write a term paper for her final semester and Jonah decides to give her some company.

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Cow Mascot: Keep your hands off Jonah!

Roxie: Excuse me! Who even are you? We’ve been dating longer than you’ve had that suit and by the smell of it that’s saying something. Do you even wash that thing?

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The semester ends well, both Sharpe siblings get an A+ and Jonah gets a B+.

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I was watching Edwin upstairs and paged down to find Roxie and Jonah going at it on the couch while the cow mascot stood there watching TV as though nothing was happening.