#MAN WHAT A BIG MOOD

[shorthaltsjester]

just constantly thinking about percy telling vex that he’d like to think they’re all better than they think they are (except her brother, of course) . constantly thinking about when vex tells percy he’s a good man and he gets awkward and flustered and returns that she’s a good woman and when she gets as awkward and flustered he goes “see. it’s not very nice is it.” percy shouting to ripley that he forgives her and vex carves forgive into the wood of her bow. vex tells percy to take off his mask and percy comes across vex in tears and scrubbing at her armour. god. the campaign starts and percy is making arrows as flirting and getting kisses in return and the campaign ends and exhausted and knowing it won’t be a want that will be fulfilled percy admits he never wants to make another weapon and vex equally exhausted affirms that he’ll never Have to. and god . god . opposites attract is great or whatever but the deliciousness of dynamics where the characters hold up a mirror to one another where they get to shed the burden of self and see someone Like Them as someone good or capable of being better and Falling In Love. and that love being a pathway to them coming to grips with their own image and their own capacity to be better. and that the fact that the person they fall for being someone so Familiar means that they see through each other’s shit. that percy sees that vex has fallen into the trap of Nobility tricking people into thinking that makes them inherently better and giving her the only whitestone title someone has to earn beyond selection or marriage or birth. that vex sees percy forgive ripley and discusses the importance of that choice but reminds him that it’s just as important that he forgive himself.

[canisalbus]

My headcanon for Modern!Machete before he encounters (re-encounters?) Vasco is that he works in some high-powered but low-profile position for an influential and well-known multinational. Like a corporate lawyer or accountant for Apple or Volkswagon or Shell. He's very, very good at his job, his assistants and staff think he's a good boss, his boss thinks he's great, but half his colleagues can't stand him because they think he got promoted for sucking up to their boss instead of for his skills (it was for his skills). He's got exactly enough interpersonal skills to recognize the problem and not enough to fix it. He gets paid extremely well, well enough to mostly pretend that he's happy and fulfilled (he still ends up happier in the Modern!AU because his job only sucks a little instead of literally destroying him. Also because modern medicine means his medical situation is much better understood and controlled). Yes this is all just the modern equivalent to what canon!Machete's got going on but it's startling how much carries over with no changes.

Oh that's so well thought out actually, I love that.

[donkeys-waffles]

I just love the versatility of AFO fans, like on one side you'll have this incredibly Indepth analysis of his childhood trauma and on the other side you have the horniness people you've ever encountered. And it's amazing.

[triglycercule]

killer eating food in front of horror as a way to taunt him. duuuude do you see this delectable parfait he has in his hands right now. he just put a spoonful in his mouth. horror is scratching at his own arms right now (trying not to jump this bitchass). killer can't even taste it LMAOOO another bite ‼️ imagine not being able to eat food 🤣🤣🤣 killer can't even taste it and enjoy the food but horror can't even EAT food

then horror grabs the parfait glass out of his hands and oh killer you should probably teleport away before horror does to you what undyne did to his eye

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

Properly rewatching A Court of Fey & Flowers for the first time I forgot how good this season was it’s honestly even better on the second watch

[shesmore-shoebill]

This Smosh Mouth once again reminding me that I tend to agree with, and tbh, respect Shayne immensely for how he talks about dating, socializing and dating conduct around other people.

I know it might have backfired to an extent in the traditional dating sphere and there's always tons of middle ground/nuance around these things but like. In general in these discussions around dating/relationships I tend to emphatically agree with and respect the takes he brings to the table. About trying to make sure people aren't uncomfortable, prioritizing communication above all else, understanding when to end relationships vs things worth talking through.... finding socializing and flirting stressful.... not realizing certain gestures considered romantic/flirty vs friendly.... big mood. BIG mood. Don't apologize Shayne!!! Don't!!! (Plus I mean. Clearly it worked out for him :'D)

[kruxband]

thinking about my F/Os in a transgender way again,,,,

[mercymaker]

ok as much as i love the sex mod because hells yea who doesn't want to make their blorbos fuck nasty

making it look good??? look decent??? requires so much work dsfsdf

[savetheghost]

wanna be put in a room with craft stuff for 10 years

[cassmouse]

I AM SO FUCKING ROCK, I AM SO GODDAMN ROCK, I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING ROCK❗❗

[dutybcrne]

You've heard of the hc I brought up of Khaenri'ahn eyes glowing in the dark. Alternatively get ready for:

Khaenri'ahns eyes glowing by they are happy/excited

[bigbluebeautifulthings]

Florence + the Machine - How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful

lungs / ceremonials / how big, how blue, how beautiful / high as hope / dance fever

all artists

[starlene]

starting to feel really complicated about the upcoming Finnish production of Moulin Rouge!

[onioneyez]

You guys I am happy yet again!!!!! HELL yes

[absolutelyinsanity]

A Floyd that after graduating now lives with his s/o in the same house.

S/o was doing stuff around the house and suddenly Floyd is in a mood for smooches and won't stop pestering them for kisses while doing kissy lips.

"Koebi-chan~ give me a kiss~ chuu chuu~"

" I am doing some things right now Floyd,after I finish I promise I will :)"

"Eeeeh~? But It will only take like on sec...c'mon koebi-chan just one kiss on the cheek~"

"Sight...okay,come here,bend down a bit,you are way too tall to kiss while standing up"

"Yaaaaay~"

*5 minutes later when Floyd's s/o has finished their work*

Floyd:

"Koebi-chan you finished..? Ah come here~ chuu chuu chuu~ I loooove you~"

[talentforlying]

father grimaldi: forgive me, lord, for i have sinned. constantine: — understatement of the bloody century, that is. father grimaldi: the chapel is closed to the public! who are you? how did you get in here . . .? constantine: did you know vatican city has the highest per-capita crime rate of any nation state in the world? i'd have thought a touch of breaking and entering's pretty much par for the course around here.

so #1, an undeniable slay.

#2, how long do we think he was sitting in the confessional booth waiting for the guy to wake up from ellie's fake vision quest. like an hour? checking his light, practicing his Big Reveal Pose TM? he probably brought a book with him and just shoved it underneath the seat cushion when it was time to show off.

#3, knowing how intensely he studied & continues to study in order to teach himself magic at such an absurdly advanced level without any teachers to formally guide him? and how that level of dedication would absolutely carry over into researching a mark / making sure he had every corner of a confidence scheme nailed down pat? i like to imagine that the day before this meeting was spent with his severely under-caffeinated ass parked at a public library computer, squinting at articles for 'most important things to know about vatican city before you travel' or 'top 10 little-known facts about vatican city' and using the back of his boarding pass to take notes on what would be the best throwaway line to blow off all the usual questions with.

also, he probably woke up still in his travel clothes less than two hours before this scene and had to hustle to get suited up in time for his Dramatic Apparition. the demon blood was boiling so bad in that chapel that it was giving him a killer migraine. he didn't get breakfast so his stomach was growling the ENTIRE time. but all that meant was he had plenty of room to eat UP the runway and that's EXACTLY what the fuck he did.i'm