#MADE ME FUCKIGN WHEEZE

[richardxoliverxmayhew]

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II @dontcxckitup-m // @dontcxckitup (a.k.a: my biggest bully 😤)

//Oh my god what have I done....what did I do to deserve this????? Caz.... Caz no..... CAZ NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

OK OK OK OK OK. wibby thoughts. wibby bisection thoughts. we could just like vivisect him this time. fucking shit like that. have his guts and stuff all over the forest.

as i've said ummm. fucking around with passengers Is gonna come up a bit at some point (doesn't feel like a spoiler to say? i mean. bonesaw is Literally Here) so i won't say much, but bonesaw literally does say in snare 13.9:

so. yeah!!!!!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!! that could fucking happen!!! if the trickster has control over someone like bonesaw who is capable of doing that!! (would he Want to though? there's no like. secret well of planeswalking power in him here. would he just do it for fun????!!!!) and. ough. ok. let this one cook for a while ok there's a part u need to get to in worm that's relevant. i think this could go very hard i like it a LOT but i legally can't talk about it very much!!!!

ALSO. as i just made a post about. he could literally just get trapped in muse's area of effect during this final battle and get. um. well. really anything could happen to him. honestly the pulling him in half clicks really fucking well with this i think because that really does feel like some cartoon nightmare shit.... get yoinked!! & because it's dream logic he could still get put back together just as easily... he could be like. alive and aware the whole time it's happening. u know. wheezing bloody exposed lungs that aren't Working and aren't Doing anything and they should have stopped by now his heart is fallen out it should be stopped but it's still squeezing and his eyes are still moving etc. this would also be like. reminiscent of his trigger event (laying helpless and paralyzed and in immense pain for many hours in the middle of the woods that want to kill him). ik u have second trigger thoughts. shrug!! maybe ashe has a moment of lucidity before the field drops and goes OHHH GOD OH FUCK because wraith is just. strewn across the ground torn apart like a doll that yr dog got to. etc etc etc.

ANYWAY. thats what ive got so far what have u got!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀

AHA. YEAH. LITERALLY WIBBY FRIDGE IN THE FOREST. okay okay okay we are cooking we are in the kitchen together just throwing ingredients into the soup. I'm obv not going to comment on the passengers thing until I read some more of worm (btw quick side note the s9 had a cameo in the last interlude I read and I got so ridiculously happy to see them again. extremely nervous about yhem cloning themselves (???????) though. although i kind of hope they are so that it'll give me more ideas about tide. anyway.)

HOWEVER. I DO REALLY REALLY LIKE THE GETTING CAUGHT IN THE BLAST ZONE VIBE but something that hits so hard about that event in canon is just. how. Direct And Personal it seemed. like. he Did That while holding him in the air and telling him to not be afraid bc it'll all be over soon. that's so much. I love the wibby getting caught in the fucked up breaker effect but also i think it should be DIRECTED at him. reasoning behind this i don't know why yet. but I'm sure we can think of something sufficiently harmful.

god dude i didn't even CONSIDER the dream logic of it all. we literally don't even have to kill wibby we can just have him awake and alive and aware of it all. wow! awesome! and dakota can try to push him back together and he would be aware of this and trying to talk to him but his fuckign. everythign is ripped open so he can't exactly talk now can he !!!

I do have SO MANY second trigger thoughts and I do think this is so fucking perfect as a second trigger moment exactly bc of what u said abt laying helpless (ESPECIALLY if we have dakota trying to fix him because. hey he didn't trigger the first time until people came to get him. lol. lmao, even.) and i HAVE actually put a good amount of thought into what his powers would look like after this but i cant tell u until youre done w pd AUGH. also hey having ashe be lucid for a second sucks even more because he'd drop the breaker effect. the only thing that could feasibly put wibby back together in this state is ALSO the breaker effect. so he fucking panics because hey wow i just did this and the only way to fix it or undo it is to . go back to being a horrible little puppet or whatever. do u know what I mean

side note I think wibby needs to have a brutal gross awesome scar from this. i can't talk more about this until you finish 39. smile !!!!!!!!!! what the fuck dude.

[arebirthingofsorts]

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IT WAS SO FUCKIGN FUNNY TO ME I WAS LISTENING TO THE EP WHILE DRIVING AND I JUST GOT TO MY LOCATION AND I HAD TO CHANGE IT IMMEDIATELY LIKE RIGHT WHEN I GOT BACK INTO MY DORM ROOM

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[the-enby-bird]

The Many Things Wrong With All Of Us (Part 2)

breaking news: small and buff lil fool comforts their himbo of a love interest

*wheeze* there is so much unintentional symbolism in the first half of this dhfgskjdghsdjkgh holy fuckign m

i was resisting the urge to make nootmere call cross darling throughout this entire thing, and nightmare was resisting the urge to call cross darling, and we’re all just dancing around people calling cross pet names for the entire first like. ten paragraphs of this

tws: cross calming down from a panic attack; the remnants of some accidental self harm; generally cross being a bit of a mess

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AO3 Link

Word count: 1015

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The second Nightmare entered the castle, a wave of negativity swamped over them. It hated, hated that feeling of power that came along with Cross’s sadness, but shoved down its body’s instinctive reaction to rid themself of the magic. Cross needed them. 

It knocked on Cross’s door, the ominous silence that answered leading them to tense. “Cross? May I please come in?” A spike of fear followed their voice, followed by another, massive wave of guilt. They heard a choked off sob from inside, and loud hyperventilation, repeatedly cut off by sobs. “Cross, please? I want to help.” Nightmare hesitantly rested a hand on the door handle, turning it slowly. It sighed, quietly calling, “Cross, I’m going to come in, alright? I’m not going to hurt you.”

The inside of Cross’s room was the same as it always was, plush carpets clear and fluffy beneath his feet. The wood and wallpaper on the wall were just as clean as always, and the bed perfectly made. The only difference was the shimmering purple magic leaking out of the closet, saturated completely with negativity. Nightmare sat next to the closet, crossing their legs.

“Cross, I’m not going to force you to come out, but please, would you consider it? I want to help.” Its words were only met with another shaky inhale, but there was no spike of negativity alongside it. Nightmare grimaced, inhaling. “Cross, can you breathe for a second? Please? It will help, I promise.” 

They could hear Cross trying to manage his breathing even from outside, the magic filling the air slowly fading. It smiled, only slightly, relaxing. “Thank you, Cross.” They frowned, already regretting what they’re about to say. “Would you be willing to come out? I know it feels safer in there, but I just want to make sure you’re okay.” 

The closet door opened slowly, just a hair, but he still didn’t leave. “...Cross?”

There was a quiet rustle from inside, Cross’s shaky voice sounding, “I- Could you- Could you just- grab me a blanket?”

Nightmare blinked in surprise, reaching a tentacle out to find the softest blanket they could. That happened to be the purple throw blanket laying at the foot of the bed, the one that Killer had given Cross when he first joined. It gently pushed the blanket through the door, remaining otherwise still in their sitting position. 

The door still didn’t open fully. Nightmare inhaled, speaking softly. “Cross, would you rather I open the door? I do not want to force you out, nor do I want to intrude, but I would like to help, and it is very hard to do that when I do not know what is happening.” 

There was more quiet shuffling, and a nearly inaudible “...Please…”, from within the closet. Nightmare slowly pulled the door open, greeted with Cross huddled as far back in the closet as possible, wrapped so tightly in the blanket only his eyelights and the slightest bit of pant leg could be seen. 

Nightmare gave an encouraging smile, murmuring an awkward, “...Hello there?” Cross snorted, burying his face further into the blanket. Nightmare relaxed, holding their arms out for the soldier. “Want a hug?”

Cross practically leapt into its arms, burying his face into their shoulder. Nightmare caught a glimpse of marrow on Cross’s hands as he wrapped his arms around them, narrowing their browbones. Cross shook as he clung to Nightmare, quiet sobs racking his body. Wrapped in a full body hug, Cross’s negativity slowly faded, melting away as his sobs quieted. Nightmare spoke up, its voice hesitant and quiet. “Cross? Are you hurt?” Cross tensed, digging his claws into Nightmare’s shoulders. “I won’t be mad if you are, I promise. I only want to help you, Cross, I swear on my life.”

Shoving his face into Nightmare’s shoulder, Cross whispered out a yes, spoken like it was the most shameful secret there could be. For Cross, it probably was. 

Nightmare pulled away from Cross, wiping tears away from his face with a thumb. The blanket had fallen away, giving Nightmare a view of where Cross’s claws had torn through his shirt and into his ribcage. Breath catching in their throat, Nightmare stifled any reactions before they started to show. “Cross?” 

Cross inhaled, a bold of fear shooting through him, just for a second. “...Yes?”

Nightmare smiled encouragingly, lacing its hand together with Cross’s. “Could you go sit on the bed for me? I wish to go grab some things from the infirmary.” 

Nodding silently as they started to stand, Cross untangled his limbs from Nightmare’s. Nightmare melted off into the shadows, its own anxiety growing the longer they were away from the soldier. Nightmare snatched up a jar of healing gel and a roll of bandages, after careful consideration grabbing a bottle of painkillers as well.

Cross was buried under a pile of blankets by the time Nightmare got back, curled up tightly. Nightmare sat on the bed next to him, the sheets rustling as they moved. “Cross? Could you sit up for me, please?”

Cross obliged, the blanket wrapped around his shoulders falling away. Nightmare gently unbuttoned the top few buttons of his shirt, exposing the wounds on his ribs. The weren’t too bad, only barely deep enough to draw marrow. Nightmare felt a wave of relief run over them, crushed once more by worry as Cross shivered. 

Nightmare kept talking softly as they wrapped up Cross’s wounds, commenting on anything from Killer’s cats to dinner plans to the weather. Cross stayed silent aside from occasional whimpers as his wounds were jostled and quiet hums at a particularly interesting conversation topic. Cross was already falling asleep sitting up by the time Nightmare was done, falling asleep before his head even hit the pillow. 

Nightmare sighed and ran a hand along his skull, gently rubbing the furrow in the other’s brow until it faded. Pressing their hand against the growing ache in their skull, Nightmare stood up. 

It decided they should go sleep. Knowing their idiots, the morning would be just as bad as this night.

~~~ woohoo! next chapter's already in the works, give me a couple weeks and it should be posted

This fic is quickly shaping up to actually be very long and I'm considering making it a full on long thing, would that be preferable to a oneshot collection? I feel like that would be a nice change of pace, and probably better to read, it just requires thinking out plots in advance, and. ew /j

Have a nice day/night, and remember to drink your water and take a break from sitting, if you haven't in a while :]

[pendraigon-moved]

whos the prettiest donkey prince in all the lands?

....................................................................... its me, im the prettiest donkey prince.

[hongjoongpresent]

He played you like the cheap kazoo you are peter

[mapleshmaple]

papyrus could just scream ‘FUCK’ at the top of his lungs and i’d be on the goddamn floor losing my shit in the most loving way humanly possible

[itsqueenshroom]

y’all, I have 2 shifts left at pethell, and in less than two weeks I’m moving to california.

change is weird.

[winderrific-moved]

i hate that my sense of humour is the simplest thing in the world

[keithaholic-moved]

Keethaholic

DF A;LKJSEFKL;JS;LKDFLKALSDFLAIIEORU;ALKDJSF;KLS

[stimmingandshifting]

streamer dr :)

im a smaller variety streamer, mowothman. i stream primarily story based games (i infodump about undertale), minecraft, and nonograms (in which i listen to something or just ramble or sometimes it’s just quiet). my fanbase is primarily other trans autistics. we have stim breaks. i pride myself on a personal connection with my audience, and often have very small streams where i just talk with chat and hang.

my closest friends are the four other people on the azalea smp, a wholesome smp with a little plot (might be more lore in the future thanks to trax) based around the cottagecore aesthetic and connection with nature and each other. all the creators are trans and most of us are autistic.

so the people who basically became my best friends and family:

Me: mothmanvibes, called moth. They/he, transmasc. I know my own personality writing it down makes me feel like a character instead of just another me. But I’ve been streaming for around a year now, got popular over minecraft tiktok where i just made dumb memes about how being a miner and a flower picker is wild because i just keep collecting things and then fucking dying. Newest member of asmp. Chill fanbase

AzaleaFlowers: he/him, trans man. Azalea, Az for short. Natural leader, calm, collected. flower crown with a blank expression. Fairly quiet, much better with a plan than not, posts on YouTube more than streaming because of that. Has a kill button on his desk for when things get too much and he has to end stream. Sort of underground but everyone that knows him LOVES him. Super chill fanbase, almost entirely trans and autistic, lots of fan interaction over tumblr. Met me through TikTok, commented “trans autistic miners” and we quickly bonded over shared passions and started streaming together. Az much prefers being on others streams than his own, so he’s on mine quite a bit. Dude I can’t express how much I love this guy he’s so chill the kind of person you could sit in silence with and not feel awkward. organizes everything

Shaber: she/her, nonbinary transfemme. Shae. The builder to my miner, platonic wife. My first friend besides az on the server, always helped me feel included and not lost. Small fanbase that would commit so many murders for her. She’s so nice she’s like “im going to make houses for my friends :)” and everyone even people who have never seen her content before swear their lives to her. I want to kiss her /p. yt is mostly build tutorials and vids of the asmp. i have not accurately explained how much i love shae she is the light of my life my best friend my favorite person. we’re both arospec and bad at differentiating attraction so like. are we dating? not to my knowledge but i don’t really care i love her very much

BeaBoi: they/he, transmasc. Bea. motherfucker /lh we have a sort of joking rivalry because we’re both the smartass they/he math gay but I would kill for them. sibling energy honestly this shit is a dumb bitch and i love him. makes fun of me for mining tons of shit and never using it but they rely on my redstone to make funky music contraptions so suck on that you fuck. Feral cottagecore. Only really got into the smp originally bc he’s long time friends with az, but genuinely loves it and brings an element of humor and lightheartedness.

abandonedtraintrax: they/xe, agender, trax. cryptid. knows fuckign everything about everyone. no stream schedule, they disappear for a month and then boom 10 hour stream. The adventurer. Online for 23 hours but no one sees xem but then there’s just one message in chat saying “i found another totem”. genuinely a very nice person, very quiet. Very dry humor, quiet in vc and then suddenly makes a comment that has everyone wheezing. the one making some vague sort of lore- living up to xir name, they’ve been making abandoned monuments and leaving little codes. Xe won’t even tell us. Their yt channel is mostly a series of videos of recounting the “history” of abandoned monuments and temples in one mc world. there are entire tumblr blogs dedicated to figuring that out

[hyperfixationtimego]

I just had a vision. Kazuichi (? mechanic man) and Gonta, idk if that’s anything. Gonta’s love language is grabbing his strawberry (I stg Kaz wears a green beanie. it’s neon but close enough to a stem) and just. holding him down to prevent bad decisions. There’s a little sigh that Gonta knows means “this is boring, I’m gonna go annoy someone until they kill me”

Perhaps Gonta and Mondo bonding over designing motorcycles (Gonta buys cheap motorcycle toys and gives them paint jobs or smth). Mondo is a little aggressive because Gonta reminds him of his brother, but one day Mondo just sulks until he decides to apologize, but after his first word he’s wrapped up in a big hug. They’re bffs I just idk what to say.

ps This is literally me trusting the universe because I‘ve maybe seen one video of a Gonta cosplay so I hope this is somewhat in character? - queer eye anon

“This is boring, I’m gonna go annoy someone until they kill me” IS SO FUCKIGN FUNNY AND IN CHARACTER FOR KAZ I’M WHEEZING

speaking of, that made me think of the potentially HORRIBLE (/pos) dynamic of Kazuichi and Maki because. holy shit. he would open his horrible little gremlin mouth ONCE (1) around her and she would need to be held down to prevent a manslaughter

but also Gonta/Kazuichi is very sweet good for them????? I imagine they have very comfortable silences while Kazuichi works on his mechanics and Gonta just stays with him to keep him company hehe :D

and god,,,,,,Gonta’s nickname for Kaz being “strawberry” is so cute I’m gonna COMBUST

god also. Gonta trying to show Kazuichi his collection of bug friends and Kazuichi just shaking and crying and SCREAMING like the little pussy he is HSBSMDBDNSJSKDND god Gonta having an ultimate lab would probably literally be kaz’s worst nightmare

Gonta and Mondo is def interesting!!!!! I can totally see Gonta being interested in Mondo’s motorcycle stuff :0 like just staring at it and asking questions and Mondo internally is like “this is annoying but dammit if I’m not gonna answer every single question he throws my way”

Gonta gives the second best hugs out of everyone from v3 u can’t change my mind uwu

[finleycannotdraw]

HELLOOOOOOOO MY FUCKING BELOVED

i ate ✨yOgUrT✨ today and i dumped a GENEROUS amount of sugar on it (but i still have no energy yeet) B U T i always have the energy to be a CLOWN🤡

hOw is your fUcKiGn dOg DAVE THE TOE-SNORTER????????????

should i shove a whole wedge of cheese in my mouth for fun

ALSO for some reason the t-mobile store gave my mom and my sister a free cat collar thing with my sister’s phone and i decided to try and fit it around my neck and it was t i g h t and i was like OOOOOH CHOKE ME DADDY😩😩😩

A N Y W A Y i hope you have a Wonderful Fucking Day and you don’t get your toes snorted🤠

*runs away hacking at your lawn with a butter knife and ripping out fistfuls of your hair*

SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT

SALUTATIONS, DEAREST

THAT SOUNDS LIKE ✨F U N✨ USUALLY WHEN I EAT YOGURT I SQUIRT A WHOLE BOTTLE FULL OF WHIPPED CREAM ONTO IT AND THEN SHOVEL IT INTO MY MOUTH LIKE A GREMLIN (which I am💁) (I’m sorry you don’t have any energy though)

NOSTRIL DAVE is doing good— I THINK👀 HE HASNT TRIED TO SNORT MY TOES YET TODAY (but that could be because I’m at my grandmas house)

you,,,,,,, you could do that,,,,, I won’t stop you,,

does ANDY perchance run that t mobile????👀👀 IN ANY CASE IM WHEEZING INTO MY KNEES THANKS FOR THAT

I shall attempt to have a Wonderful Fucking Day(🤠) and I shall also attempt to keep my toes stored in a cool dry place out of the reach of children (and Dave) (A L S O my mother posted some pictures of my cats on Dave’s Instagram)

OH NO MY LAWN, YOUVE GIVEN SATAN A REAL REASON TO STEP UP HIS LAWN CARE GAME

my hair is made of STEEL my dear, you couldn’t possibly rip it out🤡

SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT!

[sakuric]

oh so the cinnamon rolls made you happy but my crack photos didn’t?

now i’m sad 😔

(jkjk you’re happy and that’s all that matter LMFAO)

YOUR CRACK PHOTOS MADE ME FUCKIGN WHEEZE WDYM SAM 😞😞

[retrauxpunk]

silicon valley grand finale recap: 6.07

everything under the cut, complete with spoilers :)

okay alec berg

okay

okay

you won me over as i suspected and hoped and wanted you to but i dared not hope too much because of what a clusterfuck 6.06 was in my opinion

i had low expectations as a defence mechanism

but i’ve just watched this magnificent 45-minute farewell behemoth of an episode and you know what? FINE. 

FINE

IT WAS REALLY REALLY GOOD and it’s good enough that i’m now slightly less mad about 6.06 because you know what OKAY the dumbass rushed-execution plotline about the AI — yeah okay now that the finale’s out, OKAY, YES, it was WORTH the russfest deus ex machina fucker to get THIS. 

a really good finale that i’m. HAPPY WITH.

i FELT THE EMOTIONS when i was meant to feel them! it resonated! it was brilliant!

oh man

i don’t know if i have too much to say because i’m just quite happy with it and now that the whole thing’s over, i no longer have the suspense? but okay let’s see

so firstly i woke up to a DM from some fucker (someone i’d intermittently chatted SV with on instagram after they reached out to me; someone who, prior to this, i would not have called a fucker) and all i saw were the notifications reading something like ‘have you seen the episode’ and ‘heartbreaking’ and i swear to god i was fucking livid because, like, i recognise that that’s not a spoiler DETAIL about PLOT per se but i’m one of those freaks who, when i really like something, i don’t want to know fucking ANYTHING! including the emotional reaction anyone has to it because then!! then!!!! i fucking start thinking about what happened! it’s giving me some kind of information that i previously did not have and which i did not want to have because i DO NOT WANT my experience coloured by other people’s reviews! because they give away SOMETHING

(if you were doubting the veracity of me relating to richard the most out of the characters. behold this petty rage and tell me i’m wrong)

(also i KNOW it could’ve just been saying ‘the show’s over now and that’s heartbreaking’ but the point is I DON’T KNOW THAT RIGHT because you only get a truncated view in notifications and it’s not like i’m gonna open the fucking chat to CHECK if it’s ACTUALLY A SPOILER at the risk of viewing S P O I L E R S)

(they don’t call me the richard hendricks bitch for nothing, that moniker has a new dimension now)

yeah so i blocked this guy (and then sent him a technically polite and civil but otherwise really fucking pissy DM in response after i’d watched the episode) and then went about my day

i had a good day, which was good. gotta be in the right mood to consume the final installment of my favourite tv show ever.

i started watching.

documentary, huh? this is. INTERESTING.

and it becomes clear that something’s fucked up. even without instagram fucker’s comment, it is clear. given the fact that richard looks like a lonely soul in a retirement home at the beginning of the documentary, with all the colours/backdrop and the weighty comments of how ‘everything was fine’

and then there’s the party ... hurray ... richard in the cake! love it. sometime do some fic/art of richard popping out of a cake in a jarrich context lol

monica’s gift of the text messages! that’s really sweet and i loved it.

THE DOT. HOLY SHIT RICHARD YOU EAGLE-EYED MOTHER FUCKER

also u fuckin nerd with the ellipsis comment........... tbh i get it, i appreciate that joke

(oh jared. dutifully laughing at all his jokes. LITERALLY LIKE HOW SOMEONE WITH A CRUSH LAUGHS AT ALL THEIR CRUSH’S DUMBASS JOKES HHHHHHH)

I really enjoyed when jared mansplained and got bitten by monica lmao i just ............ i’m not fully able to articulate why i liked it but i REALLY ENJOYED IT hahah

GILFOYLE!! appearing with the lock the doors comment and cliff bars and a gun ...... oh boy i love him ;_;

i enjoy that they explicitly(ish) mention that gilfoyle’s an alcoholic lmao

also, dinfoyle shippers, gilfoyle passing out in the men’s room after a rendezvous with dinesh? huh? huh? -aggressively nudges and winks-

...anyway

i love that it’s the combination of richard’s obsessive meticulousness and gilfoyle’s hardcore work ethic and security-mindedness that reveal this fatal flaw with pied piper. it’s a nice collaboration of sorts and it speaks kind of to each person’s greatest strengths (diligence, thoroughness) (i mean we know richard’s other greatest strength is the talent of his coding and gilfoyle’s other greatest strength is also his brilliance and also his being smoking hot but y’know i didn’t say greatest strength at the exclusion of others...)

OH MAN

YES GILFOYLE you have a strong moral compass and want to kill the monster!

laurie being in prison .......................for no clearly defined reason.....and her hair’s still perfect..... yeah i’m here for it. also she does strike me as someone who’d do pretty much fine in prison lmao 

i liked richard and jared’s rooftop conversation. i ..... i was annoyed with jared mentioning gwart because THAT WHOLE THING WITH GWART AND JARED LEAVING AND THEN COMING BACK AND THE I MISS YOU AND WHATEVER I DON’T CARE WHILE LITERALLY CRYING AND ALL OF THAT STILL FEELS LIKE AN ARC THEY STRAIGHT UP FORGOT TO CONTINUE/RESOLVE AND I’M STILL FUCKING MAD but aside from that i liked the conversation.

this whole series has been instance after instance of richard’s idealism and moral compass seeming to thwart his success because he refuses to do shitty things and instead chooses the harder but ultimately morally good path, and it’s ...... i love that this culminates in him making one of the most difficult/painful idealistic choices of all: let his dream of six years come to fruition and possibly (rather than certainly, at this point) ruin the whole fucking world, or kill his dream and really truly make the world a better place by SAVING THE FUCKIGN WORLD?

UGH YES *chef’s kiss*

love that jared’s agreeing with him/supporting him the whole time and you can fucking SEE richard calming down from his initial rage and seeing that, oh, okay, no, he has no choice, he Must kill the beast he has created...

and at that point screaming FUCK from the rooftop seems like a pretty sane response

love the cut to him in his i-mean-business blue hoodie (was it his blue hoodie? i can’t remember but i feel like it was?) being like ‘gilfoyle’s right’ lol

THE THING WITH DINESH’S CAR AND CRACKING TESLA’S ENCRYPTION

this was cool enough that i did not care about technological feasibility, Rule of Cool achieved

and dinesh’s speech about how he couldn’t be trusted! oh boy

like jared said, it was a magnificently courageous moment of cowardice. LOVE. IT.

(also i couldn’t help thinking, lol was this done as a response to kumail nanjiani’s schedule clashing with the others so they had to have all his scenes separate rom the rest of the cast? i mean either way they executed it stunningly)

oh BOY THE THING WITH GABE AND JOHN STAFFORD!!! and you know if gilfoyle had been friends with john stafford then maybe john would’ve fucking called gilfoyle and checked before fixing this shit!!

is this what they intended? i’m not sure. but it sure makes the gilfoyle chess subplot seem a lot less frustrating than the other going-nowhere-but-comedic-relief subplots that were in themselves fine but made me mad when i saw how rushed 6.6 was

gabe lmao

fuckin gabe

BUT GOOD ON GABE FOR LETTING DINESH KNOW JUST IN CASE!! THANK YOU GABE!!!

and OH BOY DINESH! YOU CAME THROUGH! YOU HAVE A GOOD CORE AFTER ALL! YOU COULD’VE DONE NOTHING AND BECOME RICH BUT YOU CLIMBED A SKYSCRAPER’S WORTH OF STAIRS AND SAVED THE FUCKING WORLD!

lmao i loved kumail nanjiani’s horrible wheezing as he opens the door and then despairs and then wheezes his way up the surprise additional stairs, i actually started laughing in my seat. brilliant physical comedy.

also loved gilfoyle’s ‘are you jacking off’ ‘did you do one push-up’ jibes lmao

brill

YES DINESH SAVED THE DAY!

AND GILFOYLE SAVED THE DAY! WHEN RICHARD (not entirely unreasonably) FUCKING FROZE AND GILFOYLE MADE AN EXECUTIVE DECISION AND TRUSTED DINESH AND IT PAID OFF! YESSSSS

oh and speaking of trusting dinesh. richard being like ‘dinesh you fucked us’ and then apologising and dinesh being all ‘you’re good, i’d think i fucked us too’ AHHH *chef’s kiss*

THE RATS? LMAO THE RATS? verging on maybe too ridiculous but I THINK I LIKED IT.

oh boy

CONAN

BILL GATES LOL

KARA SWISHER

PRESUMABLY MANY OTHER BRILLIANT GUEST STARS I MISSED

YES

oh man that convo on the roof! the only issue i had with that was jared being relegated to the seats behind them WHY ! WHY WAS THAT!! 

ok i’m gonna headcanon it as like, they were gonna make room for him but he was like ‘OH NO NEVER MIND I’LL SIT BEHIND YOU, I LIKE BEING ABLE TO WATCH OVER YOU ALL’ ok there i fixed it. it’s plausible and i fixed it.

gilfoyle drinking entire bottles of tres commas? man he’s so hot and alcohol-soaked i’m astonished he hasn’t spontaneously combusted yet

THEY SAVED THE WORLD ;___;

MY BABIES SAVED THE WORLD

oh and now the present day................ (of the episode) ......

gavin as a trashy romance novelist and denpak as his long-suffering ghostwriter/collaborator? LOVE IT LMAO yeah sure why not!! and that scene when they’re arguing but then have this breakthrough about their novel in progress? AMAZING HAHAHAH i hope they’re happy together

RICHARD IS THE GAVIN BELSON PROFESSOR OF ETHICS WHAT THE FUCK 

I MEAN OKAY FIRSTLY he is well-qualified to be an ethics in tech professor given his experience

BUT DOES IT NOT KILL HIM TO HAVE GAVIN BELSON IN HIS TITLE LMAO

maybe gavin made a hefty donation to stanford and bighead gave enough of that to richard that richard doesn’t mind

maybe at this point richard’s developed a good enough sense of humour to tolerate it because if he didn’t, he’d go fucking insane

he said he was happy .................... was he? i’ve no fucking idea tbh. what do you guys think? richard’s happy with a high-paying non-stressful job, or richard’s sad and despairing? ......i’m gonna go with the former. maybe wistful. maybe he’ll start another company one day. idek.

god when he said his best friend gave him a job ... for a second i thought it was jared. but oh well. OH WELL. OH WELLLLL.

LOVE that big head is president of stanford and it’s not addressed AT ALL how that happened and you know what? we had enough of him failing upward that we don’t need an explanation! this seems totally plausible! amazing.

and josh brener’s acting when they’re like ‘do they call you that because your surname is bighetti’ .......... amazing

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DINESH AND GILFOYLE STARTED A COMPANY TOGETHER AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD 

hey i just realised is NEWELL ROAD the place where the guy who bought dinesh’s laptop from the office clearance sale lived where gilfoyle turned up pretending to be geek squad to punch a hole in the laptop????!!

okay i just went back and checked and that’s not it. BUT newell road is the street the hacker hostel’s on!

which is fucking adorable and i love it.

ALSO

ALSO

ALSO

AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED THEY FUCKING MADE DINFOYLE CANON BECAUSE LOOK GILFOYLE SAYS THAT THING ABOUT DINESH BUYING THE HOUSE NEXT TO HIS BECAUSE HE LOVES HIM AND DINESH HAS NOTHING TO SAY BUT ‘FUCK YOU’ AND YOU KNOW WHAT

YEAH THEY DID IT

THEY STARTED A COMPANY TOGETHER AND GOT MARRIED

i swear to god when they said there was a meeting i just briefly imagined the ‘meeting’ was them sneaking off to a supply closet to fuck or something

YESSS

so we didn’t get jarrich but WE GOT THIS

okay whatevs i’ll take what i can get *blows coolly on nails*

jared working with the elderly! that thing about having parents and being someone’s parents! that’s so beautiful and makes so much sense it works somewhat as a salve to the darkly comedic but ultimately not really necessary punch to the gut that was the discovery about his biological parents.

judy reading one of gavin’s romance novels HAHAH YES

oh boy! the reunion!

i swear to god when richard and jared walked up to each other IT STILL FUCKING FELT LIKE THEY WERE GONNA KISS

everyone hugging!

GILFOYLE LOOKING TO THE CAMERA WHEN RICHARD AND JARED HUG

to me, that’s him being like ‘look at these two. ten years and they’ve not realised they’re in love yet’ hahahha

oh and Monica working for the NSA? yeah i can see it hahahah

jian-yang’s crazy jungle empire? yeah fuckin checks out

(RON’S PANIC WHEN RICHARD STARTS ADMITTING GUILT AND HE HAS TO BACKTRACK LMAO love the law jokes/references)

dinesh referring to gilfoyle’s horrible corner hahaha it’s so clear they fucking love each other they wouldn’t have fucking started a company if they didn’t also THEY LIVE NEXT DOOR TO EACH OTHER WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT

at first i was like oh god did richard and jared not see each other for years??? but then there was that line about ‘i saw you last week’ and i’m so happy again. headcanon best friends (not to say that big head isn’t also a best friend of richard’s) and they catch up and love each other and then fall in love down the line (TIME TO WRITE A FIC LOL)

WHEN JARED HAD THE THING IN HIS BAG I GUESSED IT WAS THE ALWAYS BLUE THING AND WHEN IT CAME OUT I ACTUALLY PUT MY HAND OVER MY MOUTH AT ALL THE FEELINGS AND OH BOY OH BOY YESSSSS

<3333

richard losing the thumb drive. HA.

good. good setup

now the spinoff of sv is this apocalyptic hellhole because the thumb drive fell into the wrong hands and now pied piper have gathered to face/fight the apocalypse

i..... could write that fic. i could.

i imagine in that apocalypseverse jared has super surprisingly become a ruthless leader of a tribe, dinesh and gilfoyle are dual rulers obviously (or like, scavenger rebels on the fringes), monica has a terrifying tribe of followers or has made herself indispensable to another leader, richard is working as a tech slave for someone horrible (or is out in the woods after being stranded away from civilisation when the first attacks/clusterfucks occur) but then gets rescued by jared/the rest .............. yeah

OKAY ANYWAY

in short i really really liked it and i think the whole idea of them having to purposely fail to save the world from the terrible genius of what they’ve created is a fitting and deliciously bittersweet way to end this wild journey and i LOVE THIS WHOLE FUCKING SERIES and i don’t wish it had ended any other way

except for richard and jared kissing and sailing off into the sunset of course