#Lularoe

[shiftythrifting]

A lesbian tennis skirt, a blast from the past, and an entire fucking rounder of LulaRoe

Deja Vu Consignment Shoppe, Ashland, OR

[irenespring]

Arise, Beloved. I believe we have been presented a fascinating opportunity. A very nice woman sent me a message on whatever is the new term for the Facebook. She said she saw me "the other day" and said I have nice style. She is very kind and trustworthy and correct. Yes, she is correct. You have seen me in my sunglasses. You are aware of this. Anyways, she offers "full time pay for part time hours." I could even work from here, in fact. She says you can make many thousands of dollars by selling these leggings. Yes, many thousands. Since Louis left my efforts at capitalism have been suffering, and here is a very nice woman offering to me a business. Ah. I see. Well you do not agree because you have not heard the best part. It is a surprise, the leggings. You never know what leggings you will get. Is that not fascinating? You will always be a surprise. Never boring to your customers. How can I be boring with mystery leggings, I ask? How can I be boring then? ...I am not get "fixated on an old argument" please do not fixate me into a current argument when I am happy from good news. She also says I could recruit others below me to also sell these mystery leggings. It is worth ten thousand dollars, Beloved. To have a leggings coven.

[catierambles]

So I was watching/listening to a thing about the pyramid scheme LuLaRoe ("iT's An MlM!" it's a fucking pyramid scheme. Multi-level marketing companies are fucking pyramid schemes) and the founder actually told her married "consultants" (read: victims) to "get down on their knees and pleasure their husbands for five minutes every day so they don't care about how much money you're spending"

Like, "Sorry I spent our entire savings on ugly leggings that rip if you even so much as look at them wrong, moldy dresses that are just a hot mess of patterns, and now we can't pay our bills. Would you like a blowjob in these trying times?"

I wish I was kidding

[zoomar]

Here's your sample case; there's your territory; get the orders.

[pinkglitterglamourglitz]

[emilysarmstrong]

watching the LuLaRoe documentary with my wife, and I get how the company preyed on isolated women, how they manufactured scarcity of their prints, how they weaponized the need for a second income in households with children... But I can't by the life of me understand how people were falling over themselves for such UGLY FUCKING CLOTHES

[shiftythrifting]

THREE pairs of these horrific leggings

And an absolutely MASSIVE Scooby Doo(?)

[poshing-at]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: LulaRoe Dark Blue Mini Skirt

[plebeiangoth]

I want these horrible leggings

But if, and only if, someone is just trying to offload a LulaRoe inventory and is okay with like getting $5 for them. Like they're gross LulaRoe, they're ugly as fuck, and I don't need them, just if they price is right I'm interested.