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#Luffy would probably eat his limb if he was that hungry
xroseheartx · 1 year
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Killer, drunk: oh no, you misunderstand
Nami, made him drunk: I don't follow
Killer: Shanks didn't dismember kidd's arm it was one of his officers
Nami: Ohhhh okay *looks at kidd straight in his eyes as much as the height difference will allow* DANM, didn't even get the chance to fight the big boss captain pussy.
Kidd, drunk and mad: LEAVE ME ALONE WOMAN!
Nami: OR WHAT?! YOU CAN'T KILL ME
Killer: She's not wrong
Kidd: FUCK YOU *Stands up*
Zoro, watching the exchange: *stands up*
Kidd: *Sits back down*
Nami: That's what I thought
Luffy, eating: I thought you ate your arm cuz you were hungry
Kidd: What the fuck strawhat
Luffy: *shrugs* I would
Kidd, looks at Nami in concern: No fucking wonder you have balls
Nami: danm right
Killer: She just likes to rile you up for the reaction
Kidd: WHO'S FUCKING SIDE ARE YOU ON?!
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honeyshiddendesire · 6 months
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Dirty Alphabet
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Pairing: Luffy x female reader
*banner*
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
What even is that lol If you’re hungry or thirsty I can deadass picture him shouting for Sanji full birthday suit out on display without any shame
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
I think his favorite on you would be your waist no matter the size but only for the fact that he wants to wrap around it like the monkey man that he is. His favorite on him would be his arms cause they can pick up meat and all his favorite things like you.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
On you or in you and I can see him cumming alot whether he’s pent up or just went multiple roads
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Can totally see him enjoying watching you masterbate without your knowledge. You leave the door open a crack and he wants to bust in but instead I picture him doing a whole head tilt and for the first time sitting there in silence watching you in a trance.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
NAH zero experience until you come along but he figures it out through basic instinct. I feel like Ace and Sabo told him just like basics only
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Mating press and doggy style idk why but I feel like he would love folding you in half and then also bend you completely. 
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
No shit that man is the epitome of goofy lol a straight looney tune 
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Not trimmed at all to him its natural or nothing lol 
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Not romantic unless you tell him. The most romance you’ll get is him bringing whipped cream to the bedroom or chocolate so he can eat it off you lol
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Definitely see him jacking off alot after a fight while eating some food but he loves to masturbate along with you 
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
FOOD PLAY!! Pouring some chocolate all over and whipped cream licking you like the desert you were meant to be.
Limb stretching! Whether it’s stretching his dick, fingers or his tongue I can picture him being totally turned on to see how much of him you can take. You’re probably a Straw Hat anyways and he knows he has the strongest crew whether on the battlefield or in the bedroom
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
The head of the sunny and anywhere else on the ship lol what is privacy for him lol 
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
I think he would freak out seeing you eat a popsicle. The classic moment were some melts and you have to lick it off and he just loses it
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
I can’t see him wanting to make you bleed, if you have your period that’s fine but him being the one to draw blood is a total no.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Pussy Eating King lol have you seen the way that man cleans a plate? Best believe he’ll lick you exactly the same way and I think he would love receiving. Seeing how hot you look as you gag on his dick as he stretches it to watch you drool all sloppy
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast and rough for sure lol 
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Quickies would happen if you ask for them or if you’re eating something that triggers that spark in him then he’ll instantly go feral
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Loves risks he’s a pirate after all so experimenting would be awesome as he’ll see it as a challenge 
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Definitely full of energy to go as long as possible till you’re begging him to cum and have mercy on your poor pussy
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Don’t see him as the type when he’s a walking toy himself 
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Doesn’t seem like the type to have any patience for that kind of stuff
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Loud and totally unashamed by it. Won't necessarily dirty talk he just happens to speak stuff thats filthy, a moaner groaner and grunter for sure
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Spit kink! Loves seeing your lips glistening with his spit or yours. If you’re sucking him off and sees you drooling then theirs hearts in his eyes all of a sudden
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Pretty average but it’s fine since he can stretch any limb on his body
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Pretty chill unless something sparks his interest
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Almost immediately lol
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slurp-imagines · 5 years
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Usopp - The Thunder Breaks
Angst/Fluff prompt 18: “I can’t breathe.”
An Usopp-centric fic lightly inspired by the song “Neptune” by Sleeping at Last.
Words: 1,947 Warning: mild descriptions of anxiety attacks
As always, he doesn’t know how the hell it gets to this point, but Luffy is leading the five of them into another stupidly dangerous adventure.
Again: stupidly dangerous. Unnecessarily so. They could have left hours ago, and would have been happily on their way to the next island! But one thing led to another, and now there are explosions left and right, bullet spray maybe thirty feet behind, and the threat of sudden death looming over Usopp’s head.
A body flies past him– an enemy’s, thankfully. He screams because he’s terrified, and he clings to Nami when she grabs his arm (because they’ve seemed to silently come to an agreement that you’ve got to cling to something when it seems like everything’s about to go to hell, and what better than a person who shares your fear?), and when Chopper starts sobbing, he does as well.
They always wind each other up like this. It’s a way of coping with the stress of it all, he knows, but he also knows that sometimes long after Nami and Chopper have accepted whatever horrific turn of events just took place, he finds that he’s still trembling.
He always tries to squash it down. Always tries to keep up an air of bravado, but he guesses it’s kind of his running “gag” now that he always fails at it.
It’s Sanji who first notices.
Usopp is staring bug-eyed at nothing while countless thoughts run through his head, tripping and crashing into each other as they go.
What’s gonna happen to me? Am I gonna have to help them? Can I even help? What do I do, what can I do? I can’t even breathe what’s going on what if I get hit? Where’s Zoro, I’ll just stay behind Zoro, where’s–
“Oi, what’re you just standing there for?”
Usopp lets out a yelp and flinches at Sanji’s hand on his shoulder, then immediately curses himself for it. There’s a pause, and he’s sweating and taking heaving breaths, and then,
“Are you scared?”
Usopp doesn’t think he can speak right now. He wants to push his chest out, to grab his slingshot and send his own spray of ammo into the slew of enemies. He tells himself it’s the sternness of Sanji’s gaze that stops him from doing it, but he knows it’s an awful lie.
So Usopp swallows over the lump in his throat, forces himself to hold eye contact, and somehow manages a single slow nod of his head.
There’s a moment where Usopp’s heart all but leaps out of his chest, fully expecting to be kicked directly into the fray and scolded for his cowardice.
But then Sanji nods back. Not pitying, not teasing, not disappointed or irritated. 
Just a nod.
The hand on his shoulder gives a firm squeeze.
“Stick close to me, then.” He smiles, wide and fully at ease. “You’ll be fine.”
“Sh-Shouldn’t I help?”
Sanji side-steps him and delivers a firm kick to the gut of an approaching enemy pirate. He glances over his shoulder and shouts back at him,
“Take a breather! When you’re feeling up to it, I could use the back-up!”
He clearly doesn’t need it, Usopp thinks, watching their cook send another pair of men flying.
He can still feel his heartbeat pounding all the way to his ears, but after one trembling, deep breath, he reaches for his slingshot.
He fights.
Not very impressively, but he fights still.
Two years and four crew mates later, and it still hasn’t gone away. It’s less often and usually less immobilizing, but there are still times where it returns full-force. Sometimes at night, and sometimes for no reason at all.
He really thinks he couldn’t have worse luck. No one else in the crew is like this. He’s sure of it.
He lies awake in bed for an hour. Trying to breathe like Zoro taught him to some time ago.
One, two, three, four.
Four, three, two, one.
One, two, three, four.
Four, three, two, one.
But Zoro isn’t in the room right now. Zoro isn’t counting out loud for him. So he tries listening to the snores of his crewmates to help guide him, but as time goes on it just gets fuzzier and fuzzier.
He doesn’t want to bother Zoro while he’s up training. His heart is pounding out of his chest but he doesn’t want to wake Chopper again for something that’s not life or death (even if he feels like it is). Sanji, too, needs all the rest he can get– it’s still a couple hours before he rises to start with meal prep.
And so Usopp staggers out of bed. His clumsiness probably makes his exit a little too loud, but almost everyone present is a deep sleeper, anyway.
He doesn’t trust himself to sit on the lion head, so sits on the deck right behind it and leans his back against it.
He knows it’s Luffy’s spot, so he thinks maybe it’ll help him feel a little stronger.
It doesn’t help.
It’s almost sunrise once he feels like his body is back under his own control. He’s splayed across the warm wood of the deck, trying to regain his strength and stretch out his limbs that had gone cold and cramped while he sat curled up through the night.
The captain himself leans directly over Usopp, and nearly startles him into a real heart attack this time.
“L-Luffy! What the hell!” he shouts, scrambling back into a seated position.
He’s snickering, but otherwise ignores Usopp’s outburst. “Wanna come sit on the lion head with me? It’s nicer up there.”
“Can both of us even fit?”
“Sure we can!”
Luffy was right, but it’s a tight squeeze seated between Usopp’s legs, an arm fixed around his waist (because his sniper is paranoid like that). It was the other way around at first, but Usopp’s hair kept going up Luffy’s nose so he insisted that they switch. It took another five minutes reassuring Usopp he wouldn’t fall– and if he did, then Luffy would catch them both– before they were able to watch the sunrise together in peace.
"D’ya think Sanji’s gonna wake up soon?” Probably. He usually gets up not too long after first daylight. “I’m so hungry! Aren’t you?”
"Nah. Just tired.” Dammit. He doesn’t mean to complain, but he gets way too loose-mouthed with exhaustion.
“Eh?” Luffy cranes his head around, peering at his friend behind him. “Didn’t you sleep enough?” Usopp cringes and looks away, and Luffy takes that as a no. “Why didn’t you sleep?”
Why not indeed.
Usopp’s first instinct is to lie. It’d be pretty easy with Luffy, too. He saw a huge fish in the water last night, so he stayed up to keep an eye out for it. Simple enough.
But then he sees the look in Luffy’s eyes. Not concerned, not yet; still just innocently curious. It’d probably eat at him if he isn’t honest with his answer, but he’d get over it, right?
The only qualm is that he listens to his body. It is aching all over and begging to continue resting.
He really does not think he has it in him right now to keep up any sort of facade.
So he gulps down the saliva collected in his mouth, and speaks to his captain’s waiting ears.
“It-It’s just–” When the words leave his throat, he almost feels his dinner come up with them. “W-When I think about everything we’re gonna face out there... it gets... hard to breathe. Th-That’s why.”
Luffy turns back to face the sea, letting out a long, thoughtful hum. Usopp can all but hear the gears turning underneath that straw hat while his captain tries to see where he’s coming from. Luffy doesn’t seem to succeed and shakes his head as if to signal this. “How come? It makes me excited.”
Usopp heaves a deep sigh. “Just forget it, Luffy. You wouldn’t understand.” Perhaps a little too harsh, his tone a little too biting, but could anyone blame him? He is one man on a sea of goddamn monsters. “You aren’t scared of anything.”
The shift in his captain’s mood is basically palpable, and he’s filled with regret at his words. Why does he always get so snappy when he’s anxious?
Luffy is quiet for ten seconds– Usopp counts them– before he says,
“Sabaody was scary.”
The three words manage to take him back to that day almost instantly.
He feels it again– the horrified confusion and overwhelming dread that bloomed in the pit of his stomach when Zoro disappeared before his eyes.
“Run! RUN!”
Back then, he could only barely hear his captain’s voice in the distance, could only barely find it in him to move, let alone run. He had never seen Luffy in a panic until that day, all too accustomed to his captain’s unyielding positivity in the face of danger. Which is why nowadays, he can hear it clear as day while he’s dreaming. Over and over.
“Y-Yeah.” He doesn’t know in what order the rest of them were blown away, but he couldn’t imagine being the last one to go. The thought of it is just... “Terrifying.” Usopp places a hand on his chest, hoping desperately that it won’t start up again. It’s been hours with it already. It all feels like too much. 
“I don’t want you to be scared, Usopp.”
“W-Well... me neither,” he sighs. “But here we are.”
It’s hard to catch Luffy during a serious moment, and even harder to keep him on a serious topic for long. But his captain’s quiet voice lets Usopp know that perhaps talking about it with him this time around might be a good idea.
“I’m not strong like you guys,” Usopp blurts out. “That’s why I’m not excited about it.”
"What are you talking about?” He sounds amused, like Usopp’s just said the dumbest thing he’s heard in a while. “You’re strong!”
“Not as strong as you!”
“Yeah, but so what? You always make things work.” He pats Usopp’s hand that is still fixed at his hip. “And you’re my friend, so it doesn’t matter if someone ends up being too much for you. I’m not gonna let anything bad happen to you.”
Luffy says it like it’s more than a promise. Firm and resolute, a simple refusal to bend.
I’m going to beat up Big Mom. I’m going to beat up Kaido. I’m going to become the Pirate King. And I’m not gonna let anything bad happen to you.
He says it like it’s fact.
Usopp really has no clue how his captain’s brain or heart exist the way they do. It leaves him in awe each time he’s reminded of this.
But like everything else– like a black cat’s claws, like a fishman’s punch– he guesses he has to take it on the chin, and press forward still.
His captain doesn’t want him to be afraid. There are plenty of reasons to be, but that fact alone seems to cancel them all out.
I’m going to beat up Big Mom. I’m going to beat up Kaido. I’m going to become the Pirate King. And I’m not gonna let anything bad happen to you.
There’s still that familiar curl of apprehension in his gut. But he thinks that maybe, by the same incomprehensible force that pushes his captain ever higher, the curl will come loose when it counts.
Luffy pats his hand again, leaning back further into his chest.
The extra warmth is a little stifling underneath the heat of the newly risen sun. Usopp knows part of himself is glad for it.
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laromurl · 6 years
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One Piece Fanfiction
Zoro Roronoa x Nila Faurgard (OC)
A/N: this is part two! I hope you enjoy 😊
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The young mermaid stared at Nila's missing arm curiously. She had never seen someone with a missing limb and specially a young woman. Nila noticed it but didn't mind. She would have to get used to it.
The stopped at Saboady thanks to Hachi and Ceimi's recommendation. Nila hadn't ever been there but she's heard stories from the members of her father's crew that it was a beautiful and fun place. It was filled with bubbles that floated up but popped when they went to far up. Luffy touched one and when he saw that it wasn't popping, he stuck his head inside. Now he was even more excited to leave the ship.
They docked. Nila was excited to just stay in the ship and sleep. She needed so much rest before going back to her fathers because of course she would go back. And she had spent most of the nught talking to Luffy about Ace. How fortunate that she had been saved by Ace's brother. Although she didn't know how to feel about Zoro abandoning his Pirate Hunter life to become a Pirate.
"Ah, well, I'll see you guys later." Zoro was the first to get down, jumping from the ledge even with the stairs right beside him.
"Wait! You can't go by yourself!" Nami said almost jumpimg out of the ledge. "You're going to get lost and we don't want to look for you for days again ."
"Ehh." Zoro turned back to the girls. He waved her aside ans began to walk again. "I'll be fine. I don't get lost. These trees have numbers." He pointed at the 41 etched on the closest tree.
Nami growled at him and crossed her arms. "I don't want to risk it. Take Nila with you."
"Wait.."Nila was ready to argue but thw look in Nami's face stopped her.
Both Zoro and Nila sighed defeated, knowing better than to argue with Nami. "Okay, Nila hurry."
Nila shook her head at that preposterous idea and tried to cross her arms. It escaped her that she only had one arm and she became embarrassed. She gave in after that and jumped down from the boat, following him while remembering the number on the tree. Hachi had informed them that Saboady was split up into 'groves' and the number of the grove was usually written in the tree.
They walked back and forth for a while in silence. They have crossed the same boulder and weirdly shaped tree five times. Nila suspected he was lost but didn't say anything. It wasn't her business to know where they are. She just wanted to enjoy her little escape. And she was only suppose to show him the way back to the ship.
After a few more hours of the same shtick but in a different part of the island, she had had enough. "Ay, let me lead. Okay. You're terrible at this."
Zoro humphed. "That's why I brought you a long. You know this stuff." He hiccuped. Not from being slightly drunk but from being hungry. He hadn't eaten since this morning on the ship but somehow he had gotten his hands on some sake.
She groaned and rolled her eyes before walking towards the groves Hachi said had shopping centers. Along the way she relaxed a bit and her annoyance with him left. At the end of the day, her hatred for him was misplaced. He owed her nothing let alone to save her. She just needed to enjoy these few weeks with them. They had saved her and kept her along.
Besides, she was okay for now. She was away from her father and he thought she was dead probably.
He left her to die! She gritted her teeth and left her shoulder in frustration. Her own father left her to die. How could he be so cruel? She thought that even after everything he put her and Milo through, even after turning Milo in as punishment, he would still love his kids. But he used her as bait, left her for dead and she lost an arm.
Zoro noticed her grumbling to herself and knew what it was about. She was starting to see her father's true nature or atleast realizing that he was a piece of shit. He felt responsible for this.
He placed a hand on her head. "We're here." He said pointing to the crowd walking to and forth from little shops. They had their shopping bags in the bubbles that float all over the island. They were pretty resistant.
She dug through her bag around her hip and counted the money she had. It was just enough for a couple of meals. Zoro looked at her and sighed taking another gulp of his sake. She was such a pettiful woman. "I'll pay. Let's go eat something."
She would have accepted his offer if she didn't remember that he had no money. Nami said so before they found Hachi and Ceimi. She smacked his hand from her head. "You don't have any money. I'll pay."
He became sheepish, remembering that that was true and followed behind her. They got closer before the crowd stopped and seemed to face the center of the plaza. She walked cautiously feeling the atmosphere change. The chattering stopped and she could faintly hear whispers. Something was happening. "Z-" She turned to warn him but he was drinking and passed her oblivious to everything.
She ran after him. "Zoro, slow down. Something is happening." She whispered.
"Eh?" He turned to her. "Did you say something? There should be a restuarant close by."
He weaved between the crowd and she followed falling into the edge of a big opening. There was a guy in some sort of wierd suit and a bubble around his head, holding a leashed human. The man was older, with blood all over his head and tears. She was paralyzed for a second. She had heard about them but she had never actually seen one of those people. That guy was bad news.
"Zo-" she stepped forwards to stop him but a hand clasped over her mouth and She was pulled back with an arm in her stomach.
Zoro walked on, the onlookers gasping. This wasn't looking good. Was Zoro this oblivious or was he so confident? Either way she didn't want to be caught up with this. There was already navy around. It was best to stop it as soon as possible. She got dragged back where she was out of earshot from Zoro.
She pulled back the hand and turned around. She didn't know who she was expecting, but it wasn't Trafalgar Law.
"Trafalgar?" She was surprised to see him. "What are you doing here?"
She heard a gunshot and immediately she ran back to Zoro. He was on the ground with a young girl of top of him crying and calling him brother. He seemed to still be breathing.
The Celestial Dragon moved on and after a few minutes, Nila ran to Zoro. Her breath was hitched in her throat. He was alive but how much alive? "Zoro are you okay?" She helped him up after the pink haired girl got off him. "Who was that?" He asked.
"A Celestial Dragon." Nila murmured breathinf out a small prayer of gratitude. He was oblivious!
"You don't want to get on their bad side! The navy will be here in seconds if you hurt him." The pink haired, woman now, scorned him. She had a piece of meat on her lip and short overalls.
Nila then turned back to ask Law what he was doing there but he had dissapeared. She became annoyed quickly. That man had no manners at all. Last time they had seen eachother, he halped her escape from her father. His submarine was perfect for her to hide for a couple of days. But...she ended up going back to her father. She always does.
Pleasantries were exchanged with the Jewel Bonny girl or whatever her name was. Nila quiet frankly didn't care. She was busy trying not to be noticed by a pair of Navy men she saw pass by. She expressed her gratitude to the girl for saving Zoro and grabbed his shirt, ushering him out of the center. They would have to eat somewhere else.
Away from the center, she begrudgingly berated Zoro for being so oblivious. "I swear you idiots just keep getting in more trouble. I've heard about you guys, you know." She turned to him, poking his chest with a stern finger. "I know about Alabasta and the islands in the sky. The World Government have been keeoong an close eye on you guys and now everything in on the paper! Do you really think we need more bad juju from you killing a Celestial Dragon?"
Zoro lowered his head in irritation. He was hungry and sober again. "Is that what he was? Why is he do important? He looked like a scumbag to me."
Nila stiffened. How were there poeole this incredibly stupid? "You stupid! The Celestial Dragons are descendents of the twelve families that started the World Govrrnment. They are Gods in this world."
He looked at her for a few seconds before shrugging and placing his hands in his pockets. "So? I don't believe in Gods."
This took her off guard and she tensed up from frustration and annoyance. This man was definitely an idiot but then again, this crew had been the only one to make impossible things happen...or so she's heard. She was amused first before breaking out into laughter.
Zoro stared longer than he should have. It was strange but he had never seen her laugh so hard that she was holding her stomach. The permanent creased eyebrows that always suspected everything were suddenly gone and the freckles on her cheeks popped out more making her look like Milo alot more intensely. He had forgotten how much Milo used to talk about his sister. They looked exactly the same, down to the brown waves with sprinkled white patches of hair all over.
He didn't know when it happened but he found himself smiling at her happiness and soon he began to talk to her about everything and anything to make her laugh.
...
Kuma looked at Nila. She was furiously protecting Zoro like a mother bear would her cub, using her body as a shield as she was too tired and worn down from producing to many golems. She was tried, done, defeated but she still had her life to give for Zoro's.
Sanji was trying to protect her and Zoro too but he was just as badly injured if not more. Zoro could barely move. He hadn't even been able to land a blow on Kuma before keeling over from the injuries he sustained the first time Zoro encountered him in Thriller Park. He was in terrible shape but he still kept trying to fight. He insisted Sanji and Nila leave for cover but they weren't listening and it was making Luffy crazy with frustration that he had no way of protecting his friends from the Pacifistas and the Admiral.
She didn't even stop to think why she was trying to save him in the first place. Maybe she thought that deserved to live more than she did. Maybe she thought this would be her only good deed. Maybe she just wanted to protect him.
It wasn't a problem for Kuma either way. He swiped his paw across her body and she found herself flying upwards at an incredible speed.
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