#Lucifer and his THNGVBR

[punchyhorse]

So, I've been rereading Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship by @keelywolfe and their sleeping arrangements always get me. Alastor being an aggressive little spoon tickles me every time without fail.

This is how I imagine their night goes whenever they try to start with Alastor as the big spoon. It doesn't last very long before he's back in his preferred position suffocating Lucifer

[keelywolfe]

Notes: Please note the RATING and the TAGS have changed!

Part 33 of Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship 

[oberveroftheinfinite]

started reading laht,h,ng,vbr bc of you so erm. thx for that :3

Ehehehhehhehheh! Glad that you started reading it!

Come enjoy the dysfunctional Devil try and navigate his relationship with his equally dysfunctional deer man.

(Tags that hopefully work below).

[hazbinnez]

my current motivation is i need to get things done so that when lucid dreams or keelywolfe update i'm free to jump on them immediately

[keelywolfe]

I could rhapsodize about how lovely this is all day. A beautiful snapshot of happiness and adoration among the flowers. 🥰

"Plants would suffer for Alastor’s hubris."

Gift for @keelywolfe, because their whole radioapple saga is tearing my heart out in all the best ways! Here's the fic it's from specifically

[keelywolfe]

Update for Part 44 of Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship

Notes: Last chapter for this segment, whew, thank you for joining me on the ride!

[helluva-headache]

Looking for any radioapple fanfic recommendations if anyone has any!

My current favorite fics are Ruination of Lucifer, Lucifer and his THNGVBR, and Of Saints and Sinners.

Also just recently caught up reading Tempus Mutat Omnia which is a very fun fic where Lucifer and Alastor are stuck in a time loop together.

I prefer more fluff than angst but I'll read just about anything, including smut and Dead Dove fics too. Any suggestions that anyone has is greatly appreciated! ❤️📻🤍🍎

[keelywolfe]

This is so, so gorgeous, there is so much beautiful details, I love it so much. 🥰❤️🥰

A scene inspired by keelywolfe's fic A Cunning Display of Otherworldly Activity All of Keelywolfe's fics are freaking amazing, and I'm so invested in this series

Edit: I resized it so it should hopefully not be blurry

Keep reading

[keelywolfe]

Summary: The day of the long-awaited conversation has arrived! Alastor and Lucifer have a lot to talk about, so much has happened in such a short amount of time, after all. Now it all hinges on location, location, location.

Surely this will go well.

Part 47 of Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship

[keelywolfe]

Around when did Charlie give Alastor the shovel talk? And did she figure it out before the story even began?

Mmmm, I think she suspected from almost the beginning. She grew up in Hell, she can note the difference between arguing and arguing with intense sexual tension, and also the sudden decrease in public arguments.

I can see her talking it out with Vaggie in their room at night. Vaggie, being a former angel, is horrified to think Lucifer, also a former angel, is letting that nasty radio demon put his hands on him, but Charlie insists it makes sense, sure compatible are drawn together (her and Vaggie) but opposites also attract!

And sure, it's a little...uh...weird...to think of her dad being with Alastor of all people, but Charlie can't help but notice her dad seems a little calmer, easier in his own skin. When he first got to the hotel he was all manic energy, desperate to be helpful, and as much as she understood the reason behind it, she didn't know how to reassure him it was okay. The only thing that would make him believe he wasn't going to lose her again if he said or did the wrong thing was time.

(Cutting because this got long)

So she started family dinner nights to give her dad a chance to be around her little found family, and she warned everyone else off of drinking the last of Alastor's coffee before her dad got a cup, and she watched her dad lose some of that 'King of Hell' protective shell and become more just...him. Her dad, who told her stories she'd never heard before about her childhood and showed her his sketchbook--

(and dad, really, trying to hide your relationship with Alastor and you had THAT sketch right there? Crying out loud, he might as well have drawn little hearts around it! She even tried to give him an out by asking if he sketched anyone else and he so obviously didn't. She still wasn't sure if she was relieved or irritated that Angel interrupted him, she was morbidly curious what her dad would come up with.)

--and her dad seems to be settling into the hotel better. And sure, he has a few moments, (finding him obviously fresh from the bar if not drunk was a little surprising but not a daily event) but all and all, Alastor seems to have been good for him. Something for him to push against that had no qualms about pushing back and if that was something her dad needed? She was glad Alastor could give it to him. But yeah, she also totally gave him the shovel talk, probably right after Alastor's little tantrum in the city where he ate the guy having the nasty fantasies about Charlie, and (she didn't know the details, Husk only told her quietly Alastor was protecting the hotel and she believed him) she walked in on her dad and Alastor standing suspiciously far apart in the parlor. Lucifer looked about as innocent as a kitten standing over a container of spilled cream and Alastor never looks innocent. She would have stalked right up to Alastor later that day and told him, "I know you and my dad are sleeping together!" Because asking Alastor questions when you want answers is always a mistake, he is a slippery little bastard and managed to slither his way out of answering with a laugh and a 'Oh, my dear, you and your ideas!' all too often.

Ask him directly, interrupt him before he can prevaricate, and you'll eventually dig a path to the truth. Especially since Lucifer never specifically told him to lie about it when directly asked. "What of it?"

And hey, stories about her dad were highly exaggerated, that's pretty obvious to anyone who ever meets him. Stories about her mother? Not so much and Charlie knows things Alastor would never dream she might, not even in his deepest, darkest nightmares, and if he hurts her dad, he'll learn about each and every one of them. But...if you just want to be with him, that's okay, Just don't tell him I know, not yet, I want to give him the chance to tell me! "It is such a joy to have the opportunity to see the more diabolical side of your mind in action, my dear. Rumor leads me to believe your mother would be proud."

"Thanks a lot. Just don't tell him I know, okay?"

"Agreed. The entertainment value promises to increase by the day!"

"What did I just say about hurting him?"

"Ah, ah, this wouldn't be me hurting him, now would it?"

"No, no, no, not another word, I know you, you'll get me thinking this is a bad idea! Just don't be doing any weird plotting or deals or voodoo magic to him, all right??"

"I assure you, Charlie, dear, when I am with your father, such things are the last on my mind. In fact--"

"No details!!!"

"As you wish." So yeah, I think it went something like that. 😂

[keelywolfe]

hey hi hello this lives in my and my friends head rent free rn so here u go <3

Lord have mercy, I laughed so hard my SO came out to see what was so funny. 😂 This is perfect, I would buy these boxer shorts in a heartbeat. Now it can live rent free in my mind. 😂

PS: this is from Please Exit Through the Grift Shop for anyone who is curious.

[keelywolfe]

This is such an amazing piece of art, Alastor is perfectly creepy and angry and Lucifer so ready to stand up to him. I love this so much, I am so glad you were inspired! 🥰

Fanart for 'Kiss² Bang²' by @keelywolfe

I couldn't help myself after the last chapter, Perspective may be a wee bit wonky and in which case I hope my lectures don't see this

I don't know how I made the last panel but its now one of my favourite.

[keelywolfe]

Summary: It's been a long few days, what Lucifer and Alastor really need is a little downtime, a chance to get some sleep, relax, before they dig back into the depths of relationship-ville.

Hickory Dickory Dock, guess who isn't sleeping on the clock?

(Lucifer. It's Lucifer.)

Part 46 of Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship

[keelywolfe]

Update for Part 44 of Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship

[keelywolfe]

Notes: 6th and final chapter of this segment. Talking...? It could happen!

Part 47 of Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship

[keelywolfe]

Aww, this is so adorable! Oh, Lucifer, his expression, this poor boy is smitten over Chinese takeout, hanging on Alastor's every silly word.

I was honestly going to skim over the takeout scene but people asked for it so I ended up writing it anyway and I'm glad I did, it was good to see them during some 'downtime' and see that it's not just the sex and the excitement, it's also Lucifer genuinely enjoying spending time with Alastor, that under the Radio Demon persona he puts up, he's genuinely funny and fun to be around. I love seeing that in your art, I'm so happy you were inspired, thank you so much for sharing! ❤️

Finally! I have completed my first fan art! This one was started after finishing @keelywolfe ‘s

I have now caught up on the latest chapters and AAAH!! I read this fic for 3 days straight (he he) I am hooked! I love how Lucifer keeps thinking he’s the only one who doesn’t understand anything that’s going on, I love even more imagining how much Alastor must be perplexed by the inner workings of Lucifer’s mind. And I love love love even more how far they’ve come in their (situationship?) even if it feels like watching a cat fight some times. Thanks you to KeelyWolfe for using their talents to inadvertently bring us joy ❤️